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Germany Gives Greece Just Enough Rope: Varoufakis Says If Troika Rejects Reforms "The Deal Is Dead And Buried"

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As usual, the fine print of any European "deal" is revealed not only after the agreement, but after the US market close. So for all those waiting for the real punchline, here it is - it also is the reason why Greece got until Monday to reveal the list of "reforms" it would undertake:

"We’re in trouble next week if creditors don’t accept Greece’s reforms", Greek Finance Minister Yanis Varoufakis says. "If our list of reforms is not backed by the institutions, this agreement is dead and buried."

That's bad. But... "But it’s not going to be knocked down by the institutions."

For his sake, let's hopes he is correct in predicting what the Troika, pardon, Institutions will do. Because this is precisely what Schauble meant when he said that the "Greeks Certainly Will Have A Difficult Time To Explain The Deal To Their Voters": under the conditionality of the Troika's approval, the Tsipras government now has to walk back essentially all the promises it made to the Greek people - promises which by some accounts amount to over €20 billion in additional spending - or the Troika, pardon Institutions, will yank the entire deal and the Grexit can then commence.

And that's the bottom line.

It's also the reason Schauble was gloating: because he gave the Greek government just enough rope with which to hang itself.

Then again, if and when the Tsirpas government is booted out next once the Greek euphoria turns to disgust and disillusionment, does Germany really want to negotiate with Golden Dawn instead?

 

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Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:30 | 5809631 elegance
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Lol. Greece is a toast. Or Syriza. Both good choices.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:46 | 5809716 Greenskeeper_Carl
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indeed they are. As i said in another thread, this should put to rest all those thoughts some on here had the syriza was going to put those bankers in their place. Big govt socialist type govts go hand in hand with banker types. True freedom, both personal and monetary, cannot co-exist with central banks. Don;t know why tyler thinks negotiating with golden dawn would go any differently that these socialist clowns. No one wants to take the blame for the inevitable pain that will come along with a real grexit, evne though in the long run, that would be better than living under the thumb of the ECB.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:59 | 5809785 kliguy38
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The Greeks talked the talk but the walk was "more than she could bear"

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:16 | 5809852 Anusocracy
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Just kissing the fist that butters your toast.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:25 | 5809879 BaBaBouy
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Ya Gotta Know When Ta Foldem, Know When Ta Foldem....... Da Da Da Daaaa...

CAN Going Clunkity Clunk Clunk Clunk ... ... .. . .. ......

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:36 | 5809939 COSMOS
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All the Greek reform politicians talk tough to the Euros until they get their Swiss bank accounts filled, and the keys to the villa in Mallorca.  Then they can throw the rest of the Greeks under the bus for the penultimate time.  Had the Spartan 300 known what shits we have today they never would of sacrificed their lives, not for these scums.

The only way real change will happen is when the Greek people storm the government and burn down the building with the politician scum insided them.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:47 | 5809971 BaBaBouy
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Well, These 2 Smiling Politicalista Gents Might Be Very RICH Blokes Right Now?????

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:01 | 5810054 rccalhoun
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the establishment is more powerful than ever.  O might as well write a new constitution.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:20 | 5810132 max2205
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Aapl buys Greece... I Greece 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:43 | 5810194 Pinto Currency
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Yanis reelection slogan:   Never did we stand so tall as when we bent over.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:55 | 5810248 Robinhood
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Regardless of the fact that they are socialist, I'm hoping that Democracy will prevail. I'm hoping that the will of the Greek people will prevail.  They are, and will be remembered in history, as the first to push the limits. God bless them for trying to standup to the zionist banking cartel. I wish I could crowd fund them. Maybe I'll try.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 20:12 | 5810285 Robinhood
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Actually, I'm not convinced there is any difference between corrupt capitalism and corrupt socialism, both are destine for failure. 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 20:20 | 5810310 rccalhoun
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i see room for many rallies this year......

every time there is a perceived cave in to the staus quo....its 300 spx points up 

remember...these people are all on the same team

next crisis is?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 20:35 | 5810378 Divided States ...
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Big fuckin surprise that the feta cheese Greeks folded like a lawn chair. Tsipiras and varoufakis we're never fighting for the sake of the Greeks, they were holding out for themselves trying to get a deal with the ecb or whatever power position they could get themselves into after they once again use the Greek sheeple as their own personal bargaining tool. All politicians are the same filth and should never be trusted.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:16 | 5810542 Squid-puppets a...
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What a fkn amateur Schauble is, the tool was openly gloating.  It doesnt matter what the substance of this agreement is, there will be riots and syriza will be lucky to get out of this alive

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:18 | 5810553 Self-enslavement
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Give me Golden Dawn or give me Chosenite parasites.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:23 | 5810573 zhandax
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"use the Greek sheeple as their own personal bargaining tool"

We don't know that they did this yet.  Then again,

"The race is not always to the swift, but that is the way to bet"

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:55 | 5810672 new game
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there will be NO optimism from this dude. they suck balls and lick chasim. until change is hand in hand with violence, no optimism. it is the only way to change this situation the world is held hostage to.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 08:30 | 5811569 Handful of Dust
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I disagree with some here. There is no doubt in my mind greece will get a bailout soince the counterparties [esp German, French and merkian bankers] will not suffer loss of a penny.

 

jmho

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 09:03 | 5811607 new game
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that rope snubble was mentioning, hmmm...

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 11:24 | 5811825 Payne
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The Greeks have already demonstrated that the debt is uncollectable.  They wil default.  All the rest of this is just a high school drama club re-enactment of reparations on Germany in 1920s.  It will end badly while the party goes on in Germany.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 04:36 | 5811415 HowdyDoody
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"Well, These 2 Smiling Politicalista Gents Might Be Very RICH Blokes Right Now?????"

It's a well known business plan.

i) Make a startup.
ii) Hype it to high heaven.
iii) Sellout
iv) Profit!

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:49 | 5810659 Kiwi Pete
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Wtf? They haven't already got a reform package and anti-corruption policy in place? How the hell did they get the first rounds of bail outs? Unbelievable!!

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 23:28 | 5810979 Arius
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"How the hell did they get the first rounds of bail outs? Unbelievable!!"

 

Not so unbelievable, if you look at where the money went ... 95% did not even touch ground in athens, it changed accounts in Brussels (you know that country that famously is buying all US bonds).  it is just a game of mirrors, there is NO REAL LOANS or money.

 

continuation of the same practices, its like the women who is trying to find good things on her abducter and rapist... i dont see it going on for too long ... and so it looks to me is mr. market

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 09:05 | 5811608 new game
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92 percent if you believe the numbers. but what's 3 percent of 8 percent amoungst criminals..

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 11:33 | 5811841 Arius
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not to be picky but according to Disselbloom is somewhere between 96-97% ... yeah, well ... funny how MSM never touches this subject ...

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 10:56 | 5811774 Antifaschistische
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Seriously though....was Verifukus just building his resume?  Is he going to hit the lecture circuit now!!  Nothing destroys your credibility more than talking so tough then just not even showing up for the fight.   Sure, I didn't expect much....but his words certainly told us otherwise.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:37 | 5809944 barliman
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"Then again, if and when the Tsirpas government is booted out next once the Greek euphoria turns to disgust and disillusionment, does Germany really want to negotiate with Golden Dawn instead?"

So the can gets kicked down the road till .... Monday.

Then the parliament votes out the current dead horses ... but can always elect a new set of Tsirpas dead horses to re-open negotiations next week.

Why not?

Greece can keep electing new dead horses FOREVER ... as long as they have elections.

There are ONLY two choices:

1) GRexit

2) German troops invade Greece (Wait? Won't that be MORE expensive than GRexit?)

and option 1) starts the other PIIGS lining up for their turn.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 20:34 | 5810372 Crawdaddy
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It won't be a done deal until the statement ends with "and everyone should get their flu shot"

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:59 | 5810696 new game
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OR CHIPPED, FACIAL SCANNED AND DNA'D

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 22:42 | 5810813 Fish Gone Bad
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It ends with (ala South Park): And then everyone had ice cream.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 07:33 | 5811531 Mountainview
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It's a done deal for 4 month. Then the can will be kicked again.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 01:58 | 5811296 darkpool2
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More than plausible to me that Greece finds it to their advantage to drag this out for another 4 months or so.......say what you want to hear Monday, but nothing much is going to happen with "that list" over the next 4 months. I tell you whats going to happen.....4 more months of preparation ( putin, china, turkey, new-drachma ....the real list goes on).....and the sweet part is you can blow the bugdet surplus target on the EU's dime, and live off the tit for a while longer. In the end the pain for the EU will be just that much bigger. Who blinked? The EU of course.......they should have pulled the plug now, but oh no, their beautiful pan-european vision clouds their judgement once again.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 11:42 | 5811861 oudinot
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darkpool: I think you are right; that's best anaysis I've head yet.

Thanks.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 07:49 | 5811541 Ghordius
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"Then again, if and when the Tsipras government is booted out next once the Greek euphoria turns to disgust and disillusionment, does Germany really want to negotiate with Golden Dawn instead?"

not quite. yes, the elected Greek Parliament could boot the Tsipras government out and appoint a new one. no, this would not have to include Golden Dawn or even new elections for the next four years

Greece has quite a range of choices, which will open up even more in the next two years. GreXit is still possible, though not likely

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:20 | 5809853 Oracle 911
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1st) We know nothing for sure. We got just a statement, which is just a piece of garbage with near zero information value (Try translate it into plain English).

2nd) They are talking about the current agreement, which will be extended by 4 months.

3rd) 4 months is enough time for lot of things.

4th) What if the Troika wont agree with new Greek "reforms"?

 

So chill, go to the kitchen and make snacks for the next round.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:34 | 5809932 Lore
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How can you be so flippant?  They intend for a lot of innocent people to DIE.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:04 | 5810067 UselessEater
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He was flippant about the process being played, IMO. We know whatever happens its the average person who will continue to bear the brunt. Its pretty bad when an a busy Mum, decent working guy like a mechanic or an old retiree is supposed to keep up with the wiles of a Legarde, Dimon or Draghi, etc.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:40 | 5810200 NidStyles
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Hard to keep up with people that get paid to sit around all day trying to figure out new ways to screw that busy mum, and mechanic over some more.

 

That's basically what bureaucrats do.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 22:17 | 5810741 new game
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we hire them(elect-ha) and they fuck us over. work less, spend less, exit the matrix as much as possible. virtually impossible to not have to enter and exit matrix daily/weekly to gain fiat. limited exposure for moar fulfilled life. i personally spend 25-30 hrs sucking fiat dick and thats it... zero hours dick licking fiat matrix bullshit is the goal...

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 04:12 | 5811394 Oracle 911
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I agree.

The bureaucrats and politicians are working hard for they employer. Sadly usually their employers are not the "average Joe and Jane".

 

Rant: Why nobody said anything when somebody write "yawn" or "bring the popcorn" when the Greeks started negotiations and the shooting escalated in Ukraine? And I have to tell something new: they are people to.

 

BTW: The greeks still can make the Germans (and other creditors) run for they money this month.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 09:08 | 5811611 new game
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yea the popcorn stiiiik is getting old. maybe time to crank out moar on the dillon. much moar productive use of tyme...

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 10:40 | 5811731 Proofreder
Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:51 | 5810233 Farqued Up
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This is going to take too many cokes and boxes of popcorn to watch this comedy.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 00:39 | 5811190 Paveway IV
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I don't think Greece will roll at all. Does the IMF troll here now?

Translation to plain English for Oracle 911:

Varoufakis: If you don't give us some of the last €7.2B now, we'll be bankrupt and you'll never get any of the other €280B paid back. Don't be stupid.

Schauble: Do what we told you Greek whore bastards or no more EU money!

Varoufakis: Look, we only get €200M of chump change out of the €7.2B anyway, the other €7B is just going right back to you as interest. Then we're in the same place four months from now but an additional €7.2B in debt. That's stupid.

Schauble: Well, if you want the €200M to keep the Greece afloat today, then you need to borrow the entire €7.2B less €7.0B interest and stop spending money on your people like a God damn crackhead with a Visa Black card!

Varoufakis: Are you f'king insane? How about giving us the €7.2B and we'll pay €2.2B of it towards the outstanding interest. That will give us €5B to tide us over until we figure out a rational plan where we're actually paying down the loan over time, not going deeper into debt. Kind of like we did with Germany after WWII. 

Schauble: Nein! NEIN! €7.2B for €200M cash, goyen. Put your pensioners in the ovens. Pitchfork your welfare babies. These are the only terms.

Varoufakis: OK - then fuck off. Bankruptcy! Sorry - we're broke and we can't pay any of it back, bitch. €200M isn't going to help much anyway.

Schauble: VAS?? OK - neue plan: we give you €200M and maybe you can stop eating and sell your daughters. But this new Greek plan will conform to the previously agreed terms: €7.2B for €200M cash. Put your pensioners in the ovens. Pitchfork your welfare babies. Do this NOW. Schnell!

Varoufakis: Yeah... OK [sigh]. Let me run this by my people over the weekend [snicker]. Are we done here because I want to get back and short the living crap out of every EU bank before the markets close. I'm about to become very wealthy watching your f'king Ponzi go down.

Schauble: Gut, gut! Arbeit macht frei! Then you will come back with the acceptable Greek plan next Monday?

Veroufakis: [snicker] Of course, Wolfgang... You'll get your f'king Greek plan first thing Monday morning, I promise... Bring some extra Depends!

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 04:34 | 5811412 Oracle 911
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You made my day. LOL.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 10:46 | 5811753 Proofreder
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Agreed !

but, but ... WTF downvoted this ...

Idiot, asshole or moron, it's a tossup, no ?  Perhaps a bankster.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 04:50 | 5811433 Alberich
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Shit like this is why I comb through the comments. Thank you.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:35 | 5809868 BaBaBouy
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Sooo............ooo.
I Guess We Can All Wipe Our Asses With The (new)Agreement They Just Got...
Hey, C'mon, Its Still Good For Holding Some Shit.....

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:37 | 5810620 Bangin7GramRocks
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Not only did Germany fuck Greece's wife. He wiped his dick on the drapes before he left. If Greece acts up again, the bitch will get the donkey punch!

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 12:35 | 5811980 Stevious
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Greece is analagous to a 16 year old teen who was given unlimited spending power on a credit card.

Naturally the teen will over-spend.

Now the not-teen (who is 26) is told: "You must work 96 hours a week for the rest of your life." Also you must sell everything of value that you have.

C'mon Greece--default, start anew.  It's inevetable.  Sure some will suffer, and perhaps even die (pensioners throwing themselves out of buildings) but one year of suffering is better than a lifetime of serfdom.

Teens grow up and put aside bad habits.

Greece can do the same.  A total default, with Greece's resources could create one heck of a powerful autonomous country.

Say all you want that Greece went into this "eyes open," well, so would the teen.  Why is the world so surprised when the now non-teen rebels?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:54 | 5810017 zeropain
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its about how much pain greece is realy feeling. if true reform does not take place then the decay and pain gets greater.  the scary thing is if they succeed in supressing the people in pain long enough you can get scary blow back in the form of extremism like the neo-nazi movement and islamic terrorist gaining more people who loose it and go extreme.  spreads of beliefs keep widening in society until snap.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:10 | 5810092 Al Tinfoil
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So true.  A triumph for Extend and Pretend.  Syriza may get to fiddle with the edges a bit, but have to continue to stay on the financial drip feed from the Troika and maintain austerity.

The illusion is maintained that all is well in the EU budgetting and financial closets. 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:18 | 5810115 Lea
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"Big govt socialist type govts go hand in hand with banker types."

That's baloney, Greenskeeper_Carl. It's just a meaningless throwaway sentence.
The folding of the Syriza leaders has nothing to do with socialism, but with their mandate. They were elected on a promise: no Grexit.
First thing, the Greeks are left-leaning because they lived under a fascist regime until 1975 (Type "Greek colonels" in your search engine). Under the same circumstances, you would be a left-winger too.
Same thing for Spain, BTW (type "Francisco Franco").
No "big govt" fascination here, just allergy to the right wing.

Secondly, for ages, Greece was a second-rate country. After the EU/euro, they suddenly found themselves admitted at the big boys table on an equal footing, or so they thought. They've got a sort of mental block about letting go of that, so Varoufakis's job bordered on the impossible. You don't change the rules of the game while you are playing. If you are losing, the only way is to stop playing (Grexit), but that, the Greek people doesn't yet understand. 

See if they finally get it during those four months. And Spain, which suffers from the same condition, too.

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 20:25 | 5810327 sun tzu
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In Europe, right and left wing are both big government socialists. The Nazis were National Socialists. A Volkswagen for every German family. Mandatory vacations. A chicken in every pot. National work programs etc. The Germans under Bismarck were the first to have a national pension. Even the former communist bloc countries are still very socialist. Where's the allergy to the left wing?

The difference between the right and left in Europe is national socialism or international socialism.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:10 | 5810523 robobbob
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+10

now, if you can get the rest of the western world to understand that, we might make some progress

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 23:10 | 5810903 Paveway IV
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"...now, if you can get the rest of the western world to understand that..."

Huh... Europe? Do they still have that? It's somewhere by France, isn't it?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:19 | 5810561 thamnosma
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Where's the allergy to the left wing?  I harken back to the pageantry of "hope and change"

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 04:04 | 5811393 Haus-Targaryen
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Very much this.  I have labeled it "European Socialism" on ZH for years now.  Ghordo says my term "European Socialism" run by "Eurzis" is crap.  

I think you and I are spot on.  

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 08:39 | 5811585 Ghordius
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"In Europe, right and left wing are both big government socialists. The Nazis were National Socialists. A Volkswagen for every German family. Mandatory vacations. A chicken in every pot. National work programs etc. The Germans under Bismarck were the first to have a national pension. Even the former communist bloc countries are still very socialist. Where's the allergy to the left wing?

The difference between the right and left in Europe is national socialism or international socialism."

perhaps most is just based on a different political vocabulary. I use the classic/international/european terms and you use the terms as they are usual in the American cultural context. some translation:

In Europe, we gererally have an average of seven parties competing for seats in a national parliament. Broadly speaking, we differentiate them in three directions:

social, liberal and conservative. the first two would be the Left and the third the Right, in America, but our liberals are often in the middle/aside of this Left/Right paradigm

Social ranges from social democrats to socialists to internationalist socialists to marxists and even maoists. We call it the Left, and if militantly extreme the Far Left

Liberal ranges from social liberals to national liberals to neoliberal to centrist liberals to anarcho-liberals. Noteworthy: we don't have many of them, though they are very influential

Conservative ranges from nationalists to christian democrats to fascists, etc. We call it the Right, and if militantly extreme the Far Right

note that many parties are between two of those directions, like Social-Conservatives

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and now the thing: the American setup, in our words, would be Republicans: Liberal-Conservatives vs Democrats: Social-Liberal

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in other words: both the US and the UK are fundamentally liberal, from the european perspective, and often confuse liberal issues with conservative or social issues because of this squeeze in two parties

take government size: yes, both socialists and conservatives aren't as vary of Big Gov as liberals. and their extreme wings, i.e. communists and fascists/nazis even less so

nevertheless, the Bismarkian Pension is still a deeply conservative invention, as much as state university education for nearly free and national healthcare... which happen to be supported by the Left

so conservatives agree with socialists on some key issues where liberals don't, and agree with liberals on some key issues where socialists don't, and socialists and liberals agree on some key issues where conservatives don't. this makes our politics fundamentally different from the American ones, and much harder to understand if not used to

Haus, to your term: socialists are often internationalists, in some degree. more or less, all socialist parties in the Progressive_Alliance_of_Socialists_and_Democrats, which includes the German SPD are so. and this means they are willing to extend their vision of socialism beyond their national borders, with appeals to solidarity beyond the national solidarity to which conservatives agree with

but several key things about Europe aren't based on their views, but on liberal-conservative agreements on which they often differ

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 04:26 | 5811405 beaglebog
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Fascism is of the Left.

 

Socialism's sibling.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 11:46 | 5811869 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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This. Very well put, Lea.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 07:49 | 5811540 uhb
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Exactly!!!

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:29 | 5809740 lester1
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All that shit talking by Greece and they folded?

 

Greece is the bitch of Europe.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:03 | 5810063 geno-econ
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So much for Greek Game Theory.    After Monday, if there is no end game, why would Varoufakis want to stick around for four months of humiliation, especially after the solidarity  demonstrations in Athens of last week ?  Back to teaching or running a Greek Diner for Varoufakis unless Syriza orchestrates mass demonstrations across Greece this weekend and presents the Troika with reforms they may or may not accept.  In any case, the voice of the people would be heard as determining their own future    This deal is still unsettled and can easily take flight as a EU Black Swan event.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 20:46 | 5810433 sun tzu
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The only way the Greeks get out from under the thumb of the bankers is violence

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 23:16 | 5810925 new game
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there's that hope and change bull-fucking-shit. wake up! violence brings real change. simple statagy. i don't like violence but my cog dis is not in conflict about real change.

do you understand? history stands the test of this simple fact.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:14 | 5810112 sun tzu
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What's new?

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 10:32 | 5811715 e_goldstein
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Welcome to the year of the sheep.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:14 | 5809847 rguptatx
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I love Greek Toast, and Italian Toast, and Spanish Toast, and Irish Toast, and even French Toast! Soon there's going to be a wholoe ot of toasting going on! 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:42 | 5809960 Thirst Mutilator
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I like flapjacks. It appears that the Greeks have become fond of sticky buns & cream filled horns.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:42 | 5809961 Ruffmuff
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I still wonder how any deal can possibly be worth a fucking piece of shit.

It should be shit deal, no shit deal, another shit deal, no another shit deal, let's talk and conceive another shit deal, where bankers win and everyone else loses.

Really, drinkng a cold beer, why should I give two flying fucks on a shitty greek deal? I can only imagine all the shit deals I've seen there will be more to come.

You can't fix stupid and you can't put humpty dumpty back together again.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:07 | 5810507 TeMpTeK
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  • When you owe someone $340, it is YOUR problem.
  • When you owe someone $340 BILLION, it is THEIR problem.
  • When the "Economic Hitmen" call the newly elected radical govt, radical gets tamed real quick.
Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:30 | 5809632 HonkyShogun
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Why does yon Kraut look pissed if he's getting the caputlation he wanted?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:33 | 5809643 cossack55
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Uh.....that IS his happy look.  His pissed off image is too much even for the internet.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:34 | 5809656 HonkyShogun
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It works for grumpy cat though.

 

Maybe WilliamBonzai can do a Grumpy Kraut mashup for us?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:50 | 5809997 Bernoulli
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I was just about to shut down my computer, but instead I simply had to log myself in to upvote your comment.

Thanks. Really made my day! This and the "everything is awesome LEGO version" watched for the 101st time.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 11:01 | 5811783 Deacon Frost
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Go back to his photographs from 1989, he has the same act on his face, it's part of his 'schtick'.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:34 | 5809651 opt out
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that's actually a German 'happy-face'. it's a cultural thing...

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:34 | 5809653 Cast Iron Skillet
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it isn't today's picture. It's from a few days ago when the two met for the first time.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:36 | 5809664 Winston Churchill
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And he was chewing a wasp at the time.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:25 | 5809687 Thirst Mutilator
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Last time I saw a face like that was at the Anita Bryant concert.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:17 | 5810122 Buckaroo Banzai
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Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pryPkTwaFVo

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:23 | 5810148 Yen Cross
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 Winston, that comment gets funnier, every time I read it. Priceless/ ;-)

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:45 | 5809704 ronron
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Germans only laugh while eating cold cuts and cheese. the farting is also funny.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:54 | 5809763 HonkyShogun
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When is farting not funny though?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:05 | 5809808 Thirst Mutilator
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it sort of depends on whether the cheese & cold cuts are entering or exiting at the time.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:12 | 5809839 DutchBoy2015
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Evidently you have never been in Germany.  I live 10 minutes from border of Germany and also lived 6 years in Frankfurt.  They know how to laugh and aren't plastic assholes like Yanks.  

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:19 | 5809872 ronron
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obviously. you have never formed concrete with a crew of smelly Germans.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:23 | 5809884 DutchBoy2015
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No, I only flew as flight engineer with NON smelly intelligent Germans.   Everyone smells when working and sweating. Let me guess you were jacking off while they were working. 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:29 | 5809906 ronron
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no. i was working. they drank all night and ate a whole fucking pig.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:30 | 5809912 DutchBoy2015
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They ate your wife???

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:34 | 5809931 ronron
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Dutch Boy? gay handle. what would you know about eating pussy?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:42 | 5809959 jcaz
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lol- "flight engineer"- everyone knows that's code for "too stupid to fly the plane,  but handy for pilot blowjobs"-

Dude- NO ONE admits they are a "flight engineer"- it's like saying that you're a "domestic engineer".

If you wanna play in this mosh pit,  bulk up.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:45 | 5809974 Thirst Mutilator
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What's your vector Victor?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:35 | 5809936 jcaz
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Ah, the Dutch-  net contribution to the world of exactly..... Uh....... Uh..........

Oh yeah-  Goldmember.

Pass me some skin, Hans.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:29 | 5809907 DutchBoy2015
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If you don't like Germans or Germany, Stay the fuck out of our countries.  Just fuck off and stay in your shithole the Useless Snakes of FATASS Americunts.

''Coming from Northern Europe back to the USA is like leaving the Jetsons and returning to the Flintstones''- --  quipped  New York Times reporter in 2011.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:43 | 5809965 COSMOS
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Listen little Dyke Biatch, we have our foot up your ass.  The only thing Northern Europe is good for is a stopover to the cultured capitals of Southern Europe.  You shits werent called Barbarians for nothing.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:14 | 5810046 zeropain
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we are all evil and good.  we can choose to believe just one part of the trueth but that is a vision we choose.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbWWT3X8Ebo

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:58 | 5810255 ronron
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they stink and there bossy. plus don't leave you wallet laying around. i don't live in the usa.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 20:15 | 5810299 John_Coltrane
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Hint:  don't quote the NY Times if you want credibility.    You'll get a lot more upvotes.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 20:28 | 5810344 Doug
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Can't we all just get along?

NO.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 20:38 | 5810389 realWhiteNight123129
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Well in Europe it is not possible. The only thing we can get is: People not meddling with each other and not too disrespectful....

Europe is a big family feud .... it always has been and it will never change....

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:31 | 5810601 lotsoffun
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agreed. but holland is 'germanic' and for americans it's just 'german lite'.

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:26 | 5809894 realWhiteNight123129
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I was born in France, spent the first 20 years of my life there. I do not have a good rememberance of the Germans, neither my family, who fought those bastards in WWII in the resistance. I despise the current US gov, but I like infinitely more my good friends I met when I was in the US than the Germans I met. I had fun time with my Yankee friends, there are good people, they just have a terrible moment now, they need a good Ron Paul revolution...

Fuck the Krauts.

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:32 | 5809922 DutchBoy2015
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I flew freight out of CDG for 2 years.  Fuck the Frogs.  real assholes.  Give me germany ANY DAY.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:41 | 5809956 realWhiteNight123129
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Fuck the Krauts, they are idiot robots. They always get fucked because they get outsmarted. Too rigid assholes, that is what they are.... Did I say Fuck the Krauts already?

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:53 | 5810009 Thirst Mutilator
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I thought the rubber dogshit came out of Hong Kong (HKG).

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:53 | 5810242 ghengis86
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First the airplane quote, now top gun? Keep 'em coming!

+1

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 04:27 | 5811407 Thirst Mutilator
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Alas ~ "Airplane", "Top Gun", plus "Stripes" & "Eraserhead" were the only movies I ever went to see [in theatres]...

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:53 | 5810001 Fukushima Fricassee
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They might be "Plastic ass holes" in addition to Yanks but you can bet your ass they call Mr. Yellen "the bearrrr jew", you incredulous bastard.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:16 | 5809854 DutchBoy2015
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As I was cruising down the autobahn at 130 mph LEGALLY, I saw an Americunt car with US army plates broke down .  Ran out of gas  In Germany you get a ticket for stupidity.  LOL. Fucking Americunts shit in their pants driving in their crap cars on the autobahn.  Hint to Americunts,  stay in the fucking far right lane while you are trying to put on make up or read the paper while driving.  Otherwise you are DEAD MEAT

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:25 | 5809892 jcaz
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Go detail your pimped-out Lada, Hans......

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:36 | 5809940 DutchBoy2015
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You mean my Audi TDI?  LOL,  fucktard!!!

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:44 | 5809972 jcaz
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Those are nice- I just got my kid one of those for his 16th birthday-  cheap and slow,  perfect kid car.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:50 | 5809994 DutchBoy2015
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Shows how goddam stupid you are.,   Audi A6 2.5 liter TDI. 6 speed,  cruises at 150 mph ,  getting 35 mpg at that speed in 6th gear.  leather seats, Bose sound, heated seats.  walnut dash.,  onboard computer built in GPS.   cost 55k Euros.  You are embarrassing yourself, Bozo.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:59 | 5810032 Thirst Mutilator
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If its true, you win.

 

Yesterday on the Interstate I got passed by a Chevy Cobalt with a spoiler on back painted with a 'Starsky & Hutch' racing stripe. TRUE STORY ~ lol

Then again, I only drive a 1991 Ford F-150 & was hauling a ton of wood at the time (& the NSA didn't know where I was)

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 22:13 | 5810733 weburke
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then you didnt have your wallet with license or any bank card of any sort. or phone. actually, reports are that the debris from the sky may a marker in our lungs. 

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 04:32 | 5811411 Thirst Mutilator
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correct... no license or, GOD FORBID, 'especially' bank cards or phone... I refuse all... In the past 30 years, I've been stopped only once so I figure WHY THE BOTHER?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:59 | 5810038 jcaz
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LOL-  you just listed every feature a Ford Fusion has,  minus that ugly-ass grill... 

But how does a stewardess afford 55K Euros? 

Hey, the dude in 4G needs a softer pillow-  chop chop.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:04 | 5810052 realWhiteNight123129
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Dutch pussy, who cares about Authoban story. Look Germany is a depressing country, you go to Frankfurt and you want to get away as fast you can.... sooo depressing... 

Germany might have had a tiny bit of sould in the XIX century, but they are empty now, lost everything in the XXth century. Maybe in 500 years they´ll get a bit of joy. For now Germany is a mutilated Frankenstein patch-up together from too many wars and horrors.

 

 

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:32 | 5810179 walküre
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Dude, you're way off.

Not a single place in Germany looks like Detroit, Camden, Bronx or South L.A.

I don't have to tell you why that is.

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:46 | 5810212 realWhiteNight123129
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Well I lived in Philadephia and West Phillie and Camden are just awful, I know.

But compared to Italy or most part of France, the Rhur looks absolutely depressing. And the worst is that the Germans are really unpleasant people, they never smile. 

Forest is humid dark and then houses with wooden structure look spooky around Frankfurt. Hamburg in the north is kind of ok... but that is not Menton (South of France city which is really pretty). The worst is the people.... People in Scandinavia are much well tempered and welcoming.

Schauble making a face is just a typical German. Unpleasant fellow. 

You can´t find a place open after 7 pm in most places in Germany unlike the South of Europe... 

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:21 | 5810566 lotsoffun
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walkure - looks are decieving. looks are superficial.  that's exactly what SOUL means.  doesn't mean what you look like outside, you gots' to have it in you.

and you german's ain't got it.  ain't gonna get it.  soul is soul.

when you got's soul, you don't need no education.  you don't need no job.  cause, you got's it all.

you guys are NEVER going to win the olympic basketball game.  never.  you just ain't got no twerp, swagger, or boogie.  gots' to get you some boogie.  it's good.  obama likes boogie too.  europe gave him medals for it.

suckers.  you still under the thumb.

 

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:02 | 5810055 ebear
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All car, no pussy.  

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:58 | 5810034 COSMOS
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AUDI POS, you mean, everyone I have known with a German car has had problems.  The Korean and Japanese cars are much much better you little sour kraut.

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:16 | 5810117 Nussi34
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Asian car says something about the owner. Lack of style or lack of money or both.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 01:56 | 5811295 zeropain
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you know the designer who designed the audi a3, designed the mazda 3, then he designed the ford focus.  by the way see the new honda nsx

 

http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/news/66396352/hondas-nsx-supercar-for-nz...

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 20:27 | 5810340 zeropain
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german cars are not meant to last,  they come out of the gates fast but they dont finish the race.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 23:38 | 5811013 new game
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german cars are driven by dick heads. asswipes on self estem trips. looky here i'm special. yea, sure, had one on my ass on ice at 60 today - so also stupid fucks too...

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:16 | 5810468 eXMachina
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Oh yeah an Audi? I raise you my Proton Jumbuck bitch, that's how I roll.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 23:41 | 5811030 new game
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audi, great fucking car-at 75k, 600 to fix window, hmmm-same mileage, electrical or electronics/both 1500 gone. nice, i want one of those. resale horse shit because of cost of ownership. idiots buy an audi or beemer. or got money to throw out the window as they drive, ha...

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:13 | 5810109 Nussi34
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130 mph? What was wrong with the car?

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 11:38 | 5811848 Proofreder
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Pretty sure those "mph" figures are false

more like kph

kilometeres per hour  (.61 mph) are marked on european speedometers, even on an audi, as I recall.  Of course one has to drive one to know that.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:50 | 5810663 Eahudimac
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I want to go to Germany just to drink liters of lager from das boot. And maybe sink a weinerschnitzel into  busty beer wench or three.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 09:27 | 5811625 gwar5
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My German grandmother drives 160 mph on the autobahn and she told me a long time ago to never shake hands with a Dutch.

 

She said they scrimp on toilet paper by wiping their ass soilage with their fingers and then use a single square of tissue to wipe the fingers... "Dear, those are not nicotine stains."

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 21:47 | 5810655 Eahudimac
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The comments following this post lead into when of the best digressions I have seen in a while. I think this is how wars in Europe get started. 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 22:18 | 5810743 weburke
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regrettably, no. the wars are not the work of regular people. 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:34 | 5809652 Senduko
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ah ZH gotta keep hits coming right? ;) Greece is dead and buried. No point in assuming anything else.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:34 | 5809655 Stoploss
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Well, they can always ask Putin...

Or, Putin could just take it.  Not like anyone can stop him.

We're busy blowing up pick up trucks.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:40 | 5809667 Chupacabra-322
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Greece, just bought themselves a little time.

The Russian State Duma has ratified the $100 billion BRICS bank that’ll serve as a pool of money for infrastructure projects in Russia, Brazil, India, China and South Africa, and challenge the dominance of the Western-led World Bank and the IMF.

http://rt.com/business/234027-russia-ratifies-brics-bank/

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:30 | 5809911 jcaz
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LOL-  funny, I ratified my own bank for those same projects-  in a year,  I have no doubt that Duma and I will have made the same progress.....

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:32 | 5809919 monger
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Bingo!

And maybe not even needed from what yanis said about troika accepting Greek points Monday. They keep playing EU like chumps to the end, as well as the media. I don't know what inspires a drink more this Friday evening.  

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 09:25 | 5811627 new game
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awesome, our first customer- greece, broke...

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 02:21 | 5809685 JuliaS
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They can apply for a  $5bn CIA grant. It comes with free cookies.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 17:45 | 5809705 Bossman1967
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Obama can kick all hier asses lmao

Sarc

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:31 | 5809915 Zero_Head (not verified)
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Obama would lick all of their asses I agree .....Obama LMAO.....Lix Man Ass Only

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 18:57 | 5810030 Fukushima Fricassee
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Mooch has wang?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 19:13 | 5810105 Thirst Mutilator
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Slick Willie played the SAX, Barry plays the TROMBONE.

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