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The Grexit's one hell of a ride
The colors will act as a guide
While printing's obscene
The risk will be green
While red means the Euro has died
The Limerick King
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"Take my bailout, please!"...with apologies to the Henny Youngman family.
Grexit; maybe a dream of mine really will come true! Drachma redux!
No shit. It was all a show.
Now we get to find out if the Greek people mean business. They need to string Syriza's leadership out by the balls in the square.
"No shit. It was all a show."
Please to be corrected, it IS A SHIT SHOW!
Here is an interesting site for further edumacational stories on this war thingy.:
http://russia-insider.com/en
It's all smoke and mirrors. If the newly elected parasites were for the Greek people they would already be printing the Drachma.
Tspiras could have told the Greek people that they will not be slaves anymore. That freedom is more important and by exititng the Euro they will have won a war from debt slavery.
He could also have add that all wars have cost and although greeks have not died nor bleed for this freedome there will be pain until the state of greece is back on its feet.
And they could keep printing euro 10 notes as long as the paper supplies hold out.
A missed opportunity, but then agin can we expect anything different when Politicians are involved.
Max
Back in 2010 an efficient bond market priced greek bonds at very high interest rates for a reason and the IMF or ECB should have listened, and not lent. Everything else is either magical thinking, or obsfucation of state criminal finances.
Let the Greek hangings begin
I hope the Greeks burn the govt there to the ground and hang everyone of those lying motherfuckers.
I couldn't have said it better myself...
Internationally Corzined
Mrs. M did well. She came home with 5K+ worth of cash. The bank manager had to get involved but she's a Russian and she does not care because it is our money. Her attititude is basically "Fuck you, I am not taking any shit from you". She got everything except the half dollar and the one dollar coins. She did say that some people in-line were starting to object to her counting it it all out at the counter. I guess the counter gal asked why she needed that much cash and asked if it was for business. Mrs. M replied that it is for a coin show and that they do not take checks or credit cards. That woman of mine kicks some ass.
I say we do it all over again tomorrow.
Lol.. that was great, thanks.
"I say we do it all over again tomorrow."
Please do. This could become a series. Might ask for a better place to do the count next time 'round?
;-) Glad you enjoyed my litte scheme to get money out of the bank before it goes poof. I can't believe it worked out so well. If I would have went in there there would have been a huge incident with the skirt behind the counter. So that is why I sent in a skirt of my own. You have to admit that was pretty devious of me.
That US Bank and they have six counters but there was only one skirt working one window so that is not my fault. What it really did was blow up their cash drawers and sent the whole management scrambling because they only ever have so much cash on hand. Mrs. M said that they had to empty out three cashs drawers fulfill the request. The best part is that you can do it for free. I essentially spent no money getting my money and created havoc for the bank. What could be better?LOL
I know what could have been better; the bank could have had some Kennedy halfs so that I could go silver mining. I guess that is asking too much. They could have at least had some one dollar coins you'd think but I guess not. It's not like I requested Eisenhower dollars although that might be next on the list of things to do.
I notice these banskter assholes like to send women to do their dirty work so I concocted a scheme to get my cash out the bank. I will send in my woman to her bank with a blank check. This is what I want. I want two rolls of pennies, two rolls of nickels, two rolls of dimes, two rolls of quarters, two rolls of half dollars and two rolls of dollars for coinage. Then I want 100- 1$ bills, 30- $5 dollars bills, 30- $10 bills, 50-$50 dollar bills and 20 $100 dollar bills.
Here is how it will work. I just gave her a blank check and told to take a litte something extra for herself. I told her that she will meet resistance but she said she has already been in a fight with that bank manager and that if she gets any more bullshit from that manager she will close the account. It is her account so I have nothing to say. The money is there to back that order and a valid deposit to replace it is going to be right there. Mrs's M is ready to go fight club!!! This ought to be good.
Nothing like trying to get your digitz out of the bank. I told her that they probabaly won't have those half dollar but I am looking for Kennedy half dollars. I told her that if they do have to buy every single roll they have and we will go silver mining. I think that has played out but it would would still be fun. We are buying money with money on par. The whole point is that we are taking digital digitz and turning it into some sort of non-computerized currency before we turn into hard assets. I will take care of the last part.
A man with a plan.
I've heard that Loomis (similar to Brinks) is sorting silver out of everything it handles..
If you live in a rural area, the odds are better. Happy suburban mining;)
Well, getting her ass out of the bathroom is proving to be an issue. This has taken an hour now. All of the cash will be gone if she does not hurry up. She knows how to say "fuck off" but she needs to refine herself a bit. This a good exercise for her. The goal is to drain the bank of cash on hand on a Friday. I will leave them the 20's because I have enough of those for now. Alright she is out the door. Which bank do you think will call me first? Her bank or my bank? Maybe I do not get a phone call at all? It is fun and excitement with banking and trying to get your own cash out the damned door. I win no matter what because no she will see it first hand. We know she is not thrilled to begin with. Something will happen.
She only took $200 for herself. See how she did that? That is my Russian woman and is fine with me. We will have to wait for a while as she tends to get lost shopping sometimes but never buys anything. I hope there is no story but I bet there will be.:-)
Banzai and the Limerick King; awesome combination.
Like Peanut butter and jelly.
Like lacie panties and....
Greek buttfuckers are out!
.000000001% interest is mathematically unpayable.
to read this on my PC unobscured the window is about 4800 pixels wide, across three screens 1600 wide each.
it used to be much easier when this stuff scaled to fit. very good art and ideas but now a pain to see it all.
and mostly view from a tablet...
Just right click on the image, save it, and click on the download. That is what I always do when the ads cover the image, as they almost always do.
control - till you can see it
:)
then control + back to normal
Holocaust the parasites will scream when the host stops cooperating.