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Start Of Eurogroup Meeting Delayed

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The early negotiations don't appear to be going too hot for the latest Eurogroup summit, which probably explains why moments ago the head of the Eurogroup tweeted that the start of the Eurogroup has been pushed back by several hours.

Europe: every year redefinining the "11th hour deal"...

 

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Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:14 | 5807140 firstdivision
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If stocks are up, sale.  If stocks are down, buy.  If stocks are neither, go to Redtube.com

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:17 | 5807148 philipat
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What a farce this has all become. But when it all collapses, lives will be destroyed and the life savings/pensions of many ordinary people wiped out.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:21 | 5807168 kliguy38
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Look at it from a positive standpoint... Joe Kernen gets to keep his 2M/yr job cracking inane jokes and crying about his tour of a war memorial while on his golf junket last week to Pebble Beach ......How can it get any better than that

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:27 | 5807194 GetZeeGold
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Joe Kernen gets to keep his 2M/yr job

 

Oh shiiiiiiii....

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:53 | 5807308 BrosephStiglitz
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Everyone knows that if you talk in an eloquent manner for long enough, these problems tend to just disappear.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:29 | 5807141 WTFUD
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No problem Guys, take your time.
The families sleeping in their cars on the streets of Athens have all the time in the world.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 09:01 | 5807336 Monetas
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We did that in 1963 .... "Europe on $5 a day !"

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:15 | 5807143 Cognitive Dissonance
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The spirits are about the speak......later.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:17 | 5807149 Alberich
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DIJSSELBLOEM: VERY BRIEF STATEMENT BY DIJSSELBLOEM AT VIP ENTRANCE

VAROUFAKIS: VERY BRIEF GESTURE BY YANIS AT SERVANT'S ENTRANCE

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:20 | 5807161 NoDebt
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Yes, but what does it MEAN??  This is so SIGNIFICANT!  I simply MUST know!

Does anyone know a place where I can get minute-by-minute updates and analysis of the Greek negotiations?

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:27 | 5807196 joak
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THe guy that they hired to break the knees of Varoufakis with a baseball bat just called in sick.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 09:08 | 5807351 BrosephStiglitz
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Too bad they ousted Berlusconi.  He probably could have provided an alternative at short-notice courtesy of his mafiosa friends.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 09:59 | 5807551 Cacete de Ouro
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Shit, Berlusconi's limo driver could have done it. Those guys double job

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:26 | 5807193 Sudden Debt
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I understand, a long lunch and it’s friday so happy hour could and should follow up pretty close also!

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:44 | 5807281 agstacks
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The dude speaks of himself in the third person? I love this show..

 

<pops popcorn>

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 09:03 | 5807328 BrosephStiglitz
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I guess the only question left to ask is..

DO YOU SMELL, what the Djisselbloem, is cooking? 

(There is a "Rage in the Cage" match between Varoufakis and Schäuble scheduled for later tonight. Some people are speculating that Merkel might interrupt it with a chokeslam.) 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 09:03 | 5807338 Bernoulli
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Not only that, he calls himself "president Dijsselbloem" on his own twitter account?! Displaying a bit of low self-esteem here?!? This became personal, after Varoufakis dared to stand up to him in the press conference. And now he needs to display "I'm the boss! I'm the PRESIDENT of this thing!". In my opinion, they should quickly do a celebrity death match of those two on MTV.

BTW what's the website of the Eurogroup? Is is this one? http://www.the-eurogroup.com/

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:56 | 5807298 Monetas
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They horribly mispelled his name .... it's Jerome Disslebloom !

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 08:54 | 5807310 lordbyroniv
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Dynamite buried in pensions & are now off the Bank balance sheets.  

All systems go.  

Lets kick Greece out of the Euro !!!

Come on Pussies.........

 

 

DO IT!!!

 

 

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 09:07 | 5807350 Ecce_Homo
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Schäuble:  How're you feeling, Jeroen? 
Jeroen:  Like a mean motherfucker, sir! 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 09:09 | 5807354 Calculus99
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VIP entrance!

Report in the UK papers today about the old Labour leader (from the 1980s), Neil Kinnock. 

Since he left office and went to work for the European Commission (along with his wife and daughter) they calculated the family has taken in around £10million in salary, bonuses, accomodation, expenses, tax-free allowances etc.

And you guessed it, this guy is a hard core socialist, one of the people! 

 

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 09:12 | 5807370 Calculus99
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Same shit with Sir Alex Ferguson the retired manager of Manchester United. He's a hard core socialist as well, grew up in the ship building industry of Scotland, ex trade unionist etc.

Just been named in a multi million pound tax avoidance scheme.

These scumbag socialists love the thought of high taxes and redistribution, until of course they start to make big money then it normally always seems to be a different case. Like I said, scumbags, all of the fuckers. 

 

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 10:06 | 5807586 hibou-Owl
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16:30

 

One hour meeting

Market Closed

Read somewhere Bank holiday Monday

 

Do these GUYS already know the result??????

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 10:24 | 5807639 Zorrohodge
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Oh ok .. so the meeting now starts after the greek banks close for (at least) 3 days

cool.. thanks guise.

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