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Stocks, Euro Soar As Confusion Reigns

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/20/2015 11:53 -0400

Following "optimistic" comments from Dijsselbloem (which were couched in total uncertainty) and reports that the Eurogroup Meeting had been delayed, Stocks and EURUSD started to soar as it appears confusion reigns... or who leaked something?

*EU MEETING ON GREECE PUSHED BACK AGAIN TO 11AM ET.

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Fri, 02/20/2015 - 11:56 | 5808004 Thirst Mutilator

Riddle: How many paper pennies can a squid pick up in front a steamroller in 5 minutes?

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 11:55 | 5808005 kliguy38

no confusion just the PPT buying SPOOOs

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 12:09 | 5808076 101 years and c...

must be all those cheap shares out there. where we at now? 19.5x future "earnings" projections on the spx???

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:06 | 5808252 Thirst Mutilator

shares are cheap... currency to redeem them in is worthless... might as well be buying bitcoins to purchase a mule

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 11:55 | 5808006 bnbdnb

No Tyler. Its your fault.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 11:55 | 5808009 LawsofPhysics

So many paper promises and paper claims on real goods and services sloshing around, looking for a home or a real asset...

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:32 | 5808383 KnuckleDragger-X

Paper is better than reality because they have paper that says so....

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 11:56 | 5808011 Farmer Joe in B...

Also roughly corresponded with rumors about a settlement on the west coast dockworkers strike....

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 11:57 | 5808018 FreeShitter

Confusion? No just algos doing what algos has been doing for the past 6 years.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 11:59 | 5808033 Jlasoon

Exactly, don't trade on emotion people.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 12:19 | 5808118 ShorTed

The only winning move is not to play.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 11:57 | 5808020 Dead Canary

Confusion not only reigns, it pours.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 11:57 | 5808025 thismarketisrigged

amazing how every fucking day these bastards wipe away a fucking triple digit loss like its nothing.

of course triple digit gains r never wiped away though,

NOT RIGGED AT ALL!!!

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 11:58 | 5808029 Ness.

Everything is AWESOME (again)!

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 12:07 | 5808068 SmallerGovNow2

Perfect Vee shaped recovery EVERY time. They will not let this bitch drop a hundred points...

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 12:03 | 5808054 Bilderberg Member

I love how the whole world operates on Eastern Standard Time

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 12:04 | 5808058 Callz d Ballz

The algo gain is up so high now it turns the casino green on the word "is".

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 12:05 | 5808062 Groundhog Day

Anybody know a good hypnotist, I need to hypnotized to buy the dips, I can't ever seem to be able to pull the trigger. I have Stockholm syndrome

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 12:08 | 5808071 Kaiser Sousa

USA

the greatest most trustworthy markets in the world...

we r the envy...

WE R FUCKING JOKE...

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 12:16 | 5808102 SheepDog-One

'Stawks soaring'...not even green for the day, sheesh tone down the knee-jerk.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 12:39 | 5808186 Drachma

Stocks sliding. Stocks soaring. Stocks collapsing. Stocks skyrocketing. Stocks plummeting. Stocks breaching. Stocks sinking into the bottomless abyss! Stocks stalking the stockless.

Sorry for the silliness, but I'm just sick of these meaningless headlines. Drives one to madness it does.

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 13:39 | 5808414 Not Goldman Sachs

I farted. Stocks crash. I burped. Stocks soar. V. V.

Stocks, Euro Soar As Confusion Reigns

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