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ISIS plans to invade Europe through Libya?
Like that would work. Even the Carthigians, who had naval superiority in the First and Second Punic War, knew better two thousand years ago.
Hannibal's heavy cavalry wes a little too heavy;)
Quick! Get Sally Struthers to do a commercial for the ISIS Charity Fund!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePENcrE_xcQ
Maybe I'm a bit old fashioned and I know Fat Acceptance is the new mantra, but when you are approaching the look of Jabba the Hut, it is not appropriate to do a segment surrounding yourself with starving children.
http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sally-struthers-e1320905584...
Maybe a little shame is a good thing.
Miffed
We have no right to judge Christian-slaughtering. Sharia law-woman- exploiting ISIS. Their truth is just a different truth. It must be tolerated, embraced and celebrated.
Maybe have Jihide Parades, in the name of inclusivity.
FFS, in their own words, they're seeking to create a New Caliph and convert all to the Religion of Peace, sell women into bondage, etc.
They're not good "folks"
Amazing how blind and ignorant so may are when the information is there, IN THEIR VERY OWN WORDS.
They need to hurry up and get this Caliph thingy passed so we can see what's in it......
The correct term for a job held by a CIA operative is "cover."
The upside play might be the right hand removal of thieves/bankers.
Really that one Shariaism would satisfy most.
What the frack, Kerry get off your horse and do something!
oh.............sorry.
(not really)
Bondage? 50 shades of Caliphate is the new rage.
Someone needs their sarcasm detector adjusted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSy5mEcmgwU
the evil you see in others is inside you. your judgement only serves to hide your own evil and makes you weeker. note that true saints never judge. as jesus said he without sin....
Send 'em U Hauls
OMIGAWD!
No wonder the children are starving. They can't reach around Sally to get to the table.
This clip is literally begging for somebody to create a voice-over parody known as Marie Harf's "Jihadist Children's Fund."
"I've often thought about becoming a golf ball"
~Mohammed Noonan Jr.
donate till it hurts . lolololololo
Your monthly gift of 19.95 will assure that the terrorist will be well fed and happy.
The difference may be that those being invaded no longer have the will to fight back, that they have been indoctrinated with the multicultural acceptance mantra that it would make it "immoral" to fight back.
Think of it as attempting to argue against affirmative action.
It would simply be wrong to kill the Muslim hordes as they are obviously suffering from a primitive culture and we are obligated to practice acceptance.
I can only imagine what we will suffer if we are ever invaded by space aliens. We will be preaching acceptance and tolerance while they will be preparing their cookbook.
Cash for Caliphate?
Nothing would shock me at this point.
How about getting Elon Musk to employ these kids in his taxpayer funded ponzi? That way everyone wins!
How about we get a few little Ahmed's to go find Elon and end that ponzi once and for all?
That's so funny, they can't even beat the Kurds. ISIS = a bunch of over hyped punks.
Your contribution of just $19 per month, will do MIRACLES, dear lawdy, MIRACLES...
Hmmm...
A $99 donation and the bankster of your choice will be beheaded on live TV.
so den mebbe d'isis' not so bad aftah all...ca' be dey new statagee, select da beheddin's base on who da mehicun public don' like, and win dem ovah brothah'...yeah, leeve dem wimun and chillens safe, and go fo' d'bankstahs...mebbe thow in a pol'tishun o' too...
...put the Humane Society on it...they are the largest killers by volume of dogs on the Planet, yet people who think they are doing 'good' donate...its all about marketing!
Kids and dogs are all cute when they are small..when they grow up, they bite the mailman, shit on the lawn, and steal your newspaper...
Your kids do sound problematic, I have to agree.
Yes, BigJim...yes they are,... my kids are like potholes, a minor annoyance when they were small, then they got big and wrecked my cars!
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No virus https://www.virustotal.com/en/url/309bcecb09ef03455579466e4549af0cb62700...
but it's a shitty site. 0/10, would not recommend.
Those crocidile tears!!
I gave a sh!t.
"Couldn't we just get along" -Rodney King
Four clubs beats a spade.
Careful knuks, your compassionate conservative side is beginning to show.....
These gentlemen have something to say to you Mr. Obama!... AGAIN!!!!
Help me to choose to what terrorist organization I must give:
A) ISIS.
B) The US government.
C) NATO.
D) The Goa'uld (literally the Children of God...)
E) Ukraine government and Pravy Sektor.
Thanks, GSBB.
Well you are already donating to (B) at Gun Point if you pay taxes.
(C) is pretty much funded by (B) and (A) Was originally armed and funded by (B) and even (E) Im sure got some weapons/cheddar, so really you are already supporting A B and C and E . . . so maybe (D) would be a good choice.... you would have to find the address to the floating mothership though . . . might be a bit hard.
Getting the address is easy - the stargate address of the Goa'uld homeworld (numerically 20-18-11-38-10-32) is the second entry here: http://rdanderson.com/stargate/glyphs/glyphs.htm#addresses
Remember that when dialing the address you have to add a 7th symbol for your point of origin. Earth's (numerically 1) is the first one here: http://rdanderson.com/stargate/glyphs/glyphs.htm#origin
Getting access to a stargate so you can use the address is the hard part.
When deciding what gift to give to the Goa'uld, auto-detonating nukes are highly recommended.
(Hmmm, someone may have been using "The Goa'uld (literally the Children of God...)" as an alternative name for some other group... now I wonder who they could have meant... I don't think they have a stargate, unless maybe they've foreclosed on that loan they so generously gave the Goa'uld to fund their conquest of this galaxy. That capital venture flopped pretty hard. Wait, can the metaphorical Goa'uld make loans to the fictional ones? I think I may have confused myself.)
What they need is a fully paid two year community college education.
Most of em went to Harvard.
Send over a few Hammond B-3's and maybe theyll get some religion. Oh crap thats right they already got religion....
I used to fix those a few years back, still got a bunch of parts.
You cant even make this shit up.
They already starting to slander Giuliani for stating simple facts about Obama lol . . . state/corporate media is complete garbage so predictable. . . someone says something that has a little truth to it and that person endsup on the front page of a slander campaign and ends up being audited for no reason...
How much evidence do you need in order to clearly see Obama is a closet muslim (nothing wrong with that, but stop pretending to be a christian) . . . Isis wouldn't even exist if not for this administration.
I like how he wont even name it religious extremism when thats what it is. . . these groups like Isis etc. . . are by the very definition terrorist religious fighters/extremists. . . it doesn't go to say that all muslims are terrorists . . . this isn't a war on Islam, its a war on religious extremism . . . Jihadists are quite literally translated as Holy Warriors. . .
I'm not so sure, the whole thing smells like a smoke screen to me.
Thats not a smoke screen, its the world burning.
Indeed. Perhaps we should stop funding this clusterfuck and let the smoldering embers die.
Guiliani is just trying to get defense contracting / consulting gigs so he has to trump up the threat. Because he's an expert in that now somehow. Right or wrong, his motives are bullshit.
Oh sure, there is something wrong with it
We really don't want a Muslim in the White House
But it is too late, we were fooled
He lies and is planning to do evil
No such thing as a moderate Muslim
They lie till they get the upper hand
A radical Muslim cuts off your head.
A moderate Muslim just sharpens his sword.
By mocking the idea that economic issues are a driver of terrorism one is largely accepting the nonsense that 'they hate us because we are free'.
The reality is that US foreign policy has resulted in the poverty that results in people who can be recruited into various violent extremes.This 'they need jobs' things should be turned on the powers that be and the economic havok they've created.It's really an admission of what they've done and done so intentionally over the last century.
There is some warped truth to that.
But you open pandoras box, the solution is not to stuff money into it.
Of course not. The solution is to stop meddling.
Yet the Libertarian view of U.S. politics, economic health, and geopolitical issues (as well as viable productive solutions) gets ZERO political sympathy or financing, and in fact attracts the label of DOMESTIC TERRORISM. American Citizens are fucking starving to death in the damned streets and until that is dealt with, those touting 'jobs for ISIS' need to STFU......
Yea lol if you support the ideas of Freedom and keeping what you earn you are a terrorist loool . . .
Obama administration: HOW DARE YOU WANT TO BE FREE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!? DONATE TO ISIS YOU TRAITOR. You have no right to your income or property you didnt earn that or build that or find that or make that government did it all for you now give us your shit . . . terrorists are starving and need our help!
+ a million. I'm sure it was merely an oversight, but you forgot to mention that you don't own your body either, so put down the fucking unpasteurized milk and put your hands above your head..........
The economies of the middle east can recover if they are just left alone. They can solve their own problems or not. Not one dollar needs to be spent by people in the USA. However there are interests in the USA that take our wealth to pursue military and political adventures in the middle east to make sure the people there continually get screwed over to the benefit of those interests. Those screwed over people get angry. The anger turns into action.
Agreed. It's all fucked up. In the new paradigm if you don't like getting shafted you are a Terrorist, both home and abroad........
Well in all honesty, poor economic condition favor violent ideologies and extremism thinking.
Ask yourself why there is no Islamic terrorism in Dubai despite the very fact that they are Sunni Muslim, same thing with a country like Malaysia or even Saudi Arabia !
Why the need to (aside to put your life in danger) destroy everything, kill, rape when you have money, business opportunities, opulence and accessory, women and their pussies ?
Watch your ass reporting truth on ZH.
Reminds me a bit of a Southpark episode when the kids became Somali Pirates. This shit is hilarious! All they need is Sally Struthers to make the pitch and a lot of synaptically challenged people would actually make donations.
i can think of a few goldman alums i would like to donate to their cause
It might be funny if it wasn't true.
I thought sending money to terrorist organizations was a federal offense that would get you disappeared off to GITMO. Perhaps forced participation via taxpayer dollars is another matter altogether.......?
In gitmo you get a personal doctor, all the best meals that you request, warm weather holiday etc etc
They will spend a million on you each year - what could be better?
Snd the contribution to Chalky. He'll see it gets there.
WARNING!!! Unctrollable Rage in 3...2...1...
FUCK ALLAH
FUCK ISLAM
FUCK OBAMA
Thank you, I feel much better now....oh no...antoher ,,.,...help!!....
Fuck Allah and the prophet he rode in on!!!
There...I think I'm done...can I have a glass of ice water please???
#Too nuanced for Harf
The Shia and the Sunni have been going at each other for thousands of years. Let them. Get the fuck outa there and let them go at each other. Probably both would swap oil for mil gear. Once there is a "winner", see if they want to sell oil or do business. If not OK, shouldn't effect too much. Oil is fungible. But we in the USA can simply order up some popcorn, dial in and watch the Friday night beheadings from both sides. Maybe they can even organize a TV game show? Wheel of Justice. Maybe Vegas will offer up odds and you can bet on the outcome. Thier rabid hate for each other is first to be solved within the confines of "peaceful" Islam. Ishah Allah.
Not thousands of years. Mohammed died in 610. This fight started over who should succeed him. He had no sons but he had son-in-laws.
The an example of the truth behind the cartoon:
US “Easing Into” War with Syria Using ISIS Boogeyman
TND Guest Contributor: Tony Cartalucci
http://thenewsdoctors.com/?p=286937
ISIS is hiring. Apply either at 1000 Colonial Farm Rd. Mclean, Virginia, or Glilot Junction, Tel Aviv, Israel.
Only those with PR, advertizing, and marketing experience will be considered.
Weapons, cameras, and hoods will be provided.
The banksters need to repay us.
Oh no, did someone speculated on the root causes of terrorism? Is it now controversial to say that a young Muslim might be more likely to turn to extremism if he doesn't have hope for the future? This is the sort of commentary I expect from Rudy Giuliani.
*see avitar above- er, rather to the left
To hate Muslims because one doesn't like them is fine. Don't play, work, date, associate, etc. with them.
One that hates Muslims because of what authority has told, and sold, them is owned by that authority, and surrendered their freedom of free association.
The banksters need to repay us.
I am personally not all that fond of Puerto Ricans. I have never met one that I cared for, and generally have negative feeling about them. As a result, I do not date, hire, play, or associate with Puerto Ricans. No problem. They do their thing, and I do my thing. If I have to interact with them, I do so, and then move on. It's all good.
I do not desire to harm them or send others in my stead to bomb their schools and wedding parties. And I would never allow the criminals of government to send my children as cannon fodder to rob, kill, and enslave them. And if authority told me that they attacked some buildings with planes that then caused the buildings to fall in impossible ways, I would hate the liar not those they are lying about.
You're a shitiot. An idiot who is full of shit.
OBL family is worth hundreds of millions, Zawahiri is a pediatrician, and the 9-11 terrorists were highly educated engineers. Let the Saudis spend some of their oil money on food for their own people instead of yachts and white hookers in St Tropez and Monaco. It's not the job of unemployed Americans to find jobs for headhunting muslims.
Get them jobs in Israel, the Jews are always forcing multi-culti on everyone else. Give the parasites a taste of their own medicine!
An even problem than the destruction of liberty, everywhere, is poverty. But these problems can't be solved with the day to day actions that these greedy scumbags invent. You have to approach it with a realist perspective. Of course, the underlying, doppelganger that the third world can rejoice in is that the majority of the American people still think the ape is here to protect them.
His Dad drives a better vehicle than I have. Kid can starve for all I care.
But his Dad's vehicle tends to blow up causing death - and no it's not a Ford Pinto or Chevy Corvair problem