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Sat, 02/21/2015 - 13:52 | 5812259 JLee2027
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Like that would work. Even the Carthigians, who had naval superiority in the First and Second Punic War, knew better two thousand years ago. 

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 13:54 | 5812272 kaiserhoff
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Hannibal's heavy cavalry wes a little too heavy;)

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:02 | 5812304 Headbanger
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Quick!  Get Sally Struthers to do a commercial for the ISIS Charity Fund!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePENcrE_xcQ

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:14 | 5812339 Miffed Microbio...
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Maybe I'm a bit old fashioned and I know Fat Acceptance is the new mantra, but when you are approaching the look of Jabba the Hut, it is not appropriate to do a segment surrounding yourself with starving children.

http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sally-struthers-e1320905584...

Maybe a little shame is a good thing.

Miffed

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:27 | 5812373 strannick
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We have no right to judge Christian-slaughtering. Sharia law-woman- exploiting ISIS. Their truth is just a different truth. It must be tolerated, embraced and celebrated.

Maybe have Jihide Parades, in the name of inclusivity. 

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:41 | 5812425 knukles
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FFS, in their own words, they're seeking to create a New Caliph and convert all to the Religion of Peace, sell women into bondage, etc.
They're not good "folks"
Amazing how blind and ignorant so may are when the information is there, IN THEIR VERY OWN WORDS.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:46 | 5812447 A Lunatic
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They need to hurry up and get this Caliph thingy passed so we can see what's in it......

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:57 | 5812491 Billy the Poet
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The correct term for a job held by a CIA operative is "cover."

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 15:37 | 5812599 Arnold
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The upside play might be the right hand removal of thieves/bankers.

Really that one Shariaism would satisfy most.

What the frack, Kerry get off your horse and do something!

oh.............sorry.

(not really)

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:59 | 5812489 Harbanger
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Bondage? 50 shades of Caliphate is the new rage.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 15:43 | 5812625 aldousd
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Someone needs their sarcasm detector adjusted.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 19:41 | 5813440 zeropain
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the evil you see in others is inside you.  your judgement only serves to hide your own evil and makes you weeker.  note that true saints never judge.  as jesus said he without sin....

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:26 | 5812377 Thirst Mutilator
Sat, 02/21/2015 - 15:20 | 5812556 thebigunit
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OMIGAWD!

No wonder the children are starving. They can't reach around Sally to get to the table.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:56 | 5812485 NeoLuddite
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This clip is literally begging for somebody to create a voice-over parody known as Marie Harf's "Jihadist Children's Fund."

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 15:01 | 5812505 Thirst Mutilator
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 "I've often thought about becoming a golf ball"

~Mohammed Noonan Jr.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:07 | 5812316 Max Steel
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donate till it hurts . lolololololo

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:15 | 5812345 stant
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Your monthly gift of 19.95 will assure that the terrorist will be well fed and happy.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 15:18 | 5812553 Oldwood
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The difference may be that those being invaded no longer have the will to fight back, that they have been indoctrinated with the multicultural acceptance mantra that it would make it "immoral" to fight back.

Think of it as attempting to argue against affirmative action.

It would simply be wrong to kill the Muslim hordes as they are obviously suffering from a primitive culture and we are obligated to practice acceptance.

I can only imagine what we will suffer if we are ever invaded by space aliens. We will be preaching acceptance and tolerance while they will be preparing their cookbook.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 13:54 | 5812266 nope-1004
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Cash for Caliphate?

Nothing would shock me at this point.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:06 | 5812313 Temporalist
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How about getting Elon Musk to employ these kids in his taxpayer funded ponzi?  That way everyone wins!

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 16:40 | 5812838 ATM
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How about we get a few little Ahmed's to go find Elon and end that ponzi once and for all?

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:48 | 5812449 roadhazard
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That's so funny, they can't even beat the Kurds. ISIS = a bunch of over hyped punks.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 13:52 | 5812260 kaiserhoff
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Your contribution of just $19 per month, will do MIRACLES, dear lawdy, MIRACLES...

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 13:53 | 5812268 JLee2027
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Hmmm...

 

A $99 donation and the bankster of your choice will be beheaded on live TV.

 

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:22 | 5812369 EBT excepted
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so den mebbe d'isis' not so bad aftah all...ca' be dey new statagee, select da beheddin's base on who da mehicun public don' like, and win dem ovah brothah'...yeah, leeve dem wimun and chillens safe, and go fo' d'bankstahs...mebbe thow in a pol'tishun o' too...

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:08 | 5812274 clade7
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...put the Humane Society on it...they are the largest killers by volume of dogs on the Planet, yet people who think they are doing 'good' donate...its all about marketing!

Kids and dogs are all cute when they are small..when they grow up, they bite the mailman, shit on the lawn, and steal your newspaper...

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:10 | 5812330 BigJim
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Your kids do sound problematic, I have to agree.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:21 | 5812364 clade7
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Yes, BigJim...yes they are,... my kids are like potholes, a minor annoyance when they were small, then they got big and wrecked my cars! 

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 13:57 | 5812284 barry2001
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If you are interested in drones check out this site http://pickyourdrone.com/

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:16 | 5812348 Bollixed
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Virus alert!

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:55 | 5812483 cigarEngineer
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No virus https://www.virustotal.com/en/url/309bcecb09ef03455579466e4549af0cb62700...

but it's a shitty site. 0/10, would not recommend.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 13:58 | 5812288 Lmo Mutton
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Those crocidile tears!!

I gave a sh!t.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 13:59 | 5812294 Moe Hamhead
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"Couldn't we just get along"  -Rodney King

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:38 | 5812416 knukles
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Four clubs beats a spade.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:44 | 5812435 A Lunatic
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Careful knuks, your compassionate conservative side is beginning to show.....

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:02 | 5812305 Son of Captain Nemo
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These gentlemen have something to say to you Mr. Obama!...  AGAIN!!!!

 

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:04 | 5812307 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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Help me to choose to what terrorist organization I must give:

 

A) ISIS.

B) The US government.

C) NATO.

D) The Goa'uld (literally the Children of God...)

E) Ukraine government and Pravy Sektor.

 Thanks, GSBB.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:19 | 5812360 Dre4dwolf
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Well you are already donating to (B) at Gun Point if you pay taxes.

(C) is pretty much funded by (B) and (A) Was originally armed and funded by (B) and even (E) Im sure got some weapons/cheddar, so really you are already supporting A B and C and E . . . so maybe (D) would be a good choice.... you would have to find the address to the floating mothership though . . . might be a bit hard.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 00:15 | 5814081 S.N.A.F.U.
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Getting the address is easy - the stargate address of the Goa'uld homeworld (numerically 20-18-11-38-10-32) is the second entry here: http://rdanderson.com/stargate/glyphs/glyphs.htm#addresses

Remember that when dialing the address you have to add a 7th symbol for your point of origin.  Earth's (numerically 1) is the first one here: http://rdanderson.com/stargate/glyphs/glyphs.htm#origin

Getting access to a stargate so you can use the address is the hard part.

When deciding what gift to give to the Goa'uld, auto-detonating nukes are highly recommended.

(Hmmm, someone may have been using "The Goa'uld (literally the Children of God...)" as an alternative name for some other group... now I wonder who they could have meant... I don't think they have a stargate, unless maybe they've foreclosed on that loan they so generously gave the Goa'uld to fund their conquest of this galaxy.  That capital venture flopped pretty hard.  Wait, can the metaphorical Goa'uld make loans to the fictional ones?  I think I may have confused myself.)

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:09 | 5812324 djsmps
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What they need is a fully paid two year community college education.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:23 | 5812371 Lumberjack
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Most of em went to Harvard.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 15:55 | 5812687 jellen
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Send over a few Hammond  B-3's and maybe theyll get some religion. Oh crap thats right they already got religion....

I used to fix those a few years back, still got a bunch of parts. 

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:16 | 5812335 Dre4dwolf
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You cant even make this shit up.

They already starting to slander Giuliani for stating simple facts about Obama lol . . . state/corporate media is complete garbage so predictable. . . someone says something that has a little truth to it and that person endsup on the front page of a slander campaign and ends up being audited for no reason... 

 

How much evidence do you need in order to clearly see Obama is a closet muslim (nothing wrong with that, but stop pretending to be a christian) . . . Isis wouldn't even exist if not for this administration.

I like how he wont even name it religious extremism when thats what it is. . . these groups like Isis etc. . . are by the very definition terrorist religious fighters/extremists. . . it doesn't go to say that all muslims are terrorists . . . this isn't a war on Islam, its a war on religious extremism . . . Jihadists are quite literally translated as Holy Warriors. . . 

 

 

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:18 | 5812358 Bollixed
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I'm not so sure, the whole thing smells like a smoke screen to me.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:22 | 5812368 Dre4dwolf
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Thats not a smoke screen, its the world burning.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:35 | 5812409 Bollixed
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Indeed. Perhaps we should stop funding this clusterfuck and let the smoldering embers die.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:21 | 5812362 i_call_you_my_base
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Guiliani is just trying to get defense contracting / consulting gigs so he has to trump up the threat. Because he's an expert in that now somehow. Right or wrong, his motives are bullshit.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:29 | 5812385 dsty
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Oh sure, there is something wrong with it

We really don't want a Muslim in the White House

But it is too late, we were fooled

He lies and is planning to do evil

No such thing as a moderate Muslim

They lie till they get the upper hand

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 18:16 | 5813214 shovelhead
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A radical Muslim cuts off your head.

A moderate Muslim just sharpens his sword.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:17 | 5812350 oooBooo
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By mocking the idea that economic issues are a driver of terrorism one is largely accepting the nonsense that 'they hate us because we are free'.

 

The reality is that US foreign policy has resulted in the poverty that results in people who can be recruited into various violent extremes.This 'they need jobs' things should be turned on the powers that be and the economic havok they've created.It's really an admission of what they've done and done so intentionally over the last century.

 

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:36 | 5812410 Dre4dwolf
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There is some warped truth to that.

But you open pandoras box, the solution is not to stuff money into it.

 

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:59 | 5812499 oooBooo
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Of course not. The solution is to stop meddling.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:43 | 5812422 A Lunatic
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Yet the Libertarian view of U.S. politics, economic health, and geopolitical issues (as well as viable productive solutions) gets ZERO political sympathy or financing, and in fact attracts the label of DOMESTIC TERRORISM. American Citizens are fucking starving to death in the damned streets and until that is dealt with, those touting 'jobs for ISIS' need to STFU......

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:45 | 5812436 Dre4dwolf
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Yea lol if you support the ideas of Freedom and keeping what you earn you are a terrorist loool . . . 

Obama administration: HOW DARE YOU WANT TO BE FREE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!? DONATE TO ISIS YOU TRAITOR. You have no right to your income or property you didnt earn that or build that or find that or make that government did it all for you now give us your shit . . .  terrorists are starving and need our help!

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:53 | 5812473 A Lunatic
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+ a million. I'm sure it was merely an oversight, but you forgot to mention that you don't own your body either, so put down the fucking unpasteurized milk and put your hands above your head..........

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 15:04 | 5812514 oooBooo
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The economies of the middle east can recover if they are just left alone. They can solve their own problems or not. Not one dollar needs to be spent by people in the USA. However there are interests in the USA that take our wealth to pursue military and political adventures in the middle east to make sure the people there continually get screwed over to the benefit of those interests. Those screwed over people get angry. The anger turns into action.

 

 

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 15:12 | 5812539 A Lunatic
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Agreed. It's all fucked up. In the new paradigm if you don't like getting shafted you are a Terrorist, both home and abroad........

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 15:47 | 5812627 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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Well in all honesty, poor economic condition favor violent ideologies and extremism thinking.

Ask yourself why there is no Islamic terrorism in Dubai despite the very fact that they are Sunni Muslim, same thing with a country like Malaysia or even Saudi Arabia !

Why the need to (aside to put your life in danger) destroy everything, kill, rape when you have money, business opportunities, opulence and accessory, women and their pussies ?

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 18:26 | 5813248 lordkoos
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Watch your ass reporting truth on ZH.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:21 | 5812351 Lumberjack
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Reminds me a bit of a Southpark episode when the kids became Somali Pirates. This shit is hilarious! All they need is Sally Struthers to make the pitch and a lot of synaptically challenged people would actually make donations. 

 

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:27 | 5812383 buzzsaw99
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i can think of a few goldman alums i would like to donate to their cause

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:32 | 5812394 adonisdemilo
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It might be funny if it wasn't true.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:54 | 5812406 A Lunatic
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I thought sending money to terrorist organizations was a federal offense that would get you disappeared off to GITMO. Perhaps forced participation via taxpayer dollars is another matter altogether.......?

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 15:48 | 5812648 homebody
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In gitmo you get a personal doctor, all the best meals that you request, warm weather holiday etc etc

They will spend a million on you each year - what could be better?

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 20:49 | 5813596 lakecity55
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Snd the contribution to Chalky. He'll see it gets there.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:37 | 5812413 cpnscarlet
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WARNING!!! Unctrollable Rage in 3...2...1...

FUCK ALLAH

FUCK ISLAM

FUCK OBAMA

Thank you, I feel much better now....oh no...antoher ,,.,...help!!....

Fuck Allah and the prophet he rode in on!!!

There...I think I'm done...can I have a glass of ice water please???

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 14:43 | 5812430 Miss Expectations
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#Too nuanced for Harf

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 15:28 | 5812582 TheAntiProgressive
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The Shia and the Sunni have been going at each other for thousands of years.  Let them.  Get the fuck outa there and let them go at each other.  Probably both would swap oil for mil gear.  Once there is a "winner", see if they want to sell oil or do business.  If not OK, shouldn't effect too much.  Oil is fungible.  But we in the USA can simply order up some popcorn, dial in and watch the Friday night beheadings from both sides.  Maybe they can even organize a TV game show?  Wheel of Justice.  Maybe Vegas will offer up odds and you can bet on the outcome.  Thier rabid hate for each other is first to be solved within the confines of "peaceful" Islam.  Ishah Allah.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 11:53 | 5815024 jemlyn
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Not thousands of years.  Mohammed died in 610.  This fight started over who should succeed him.  He had no sons but he had son-in-laws.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 15:46 | 5812638 Flying Wombat
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The an example of the truth behind the cartoon:

US “Easing Into” War with Syria Using ISIS Boogeyman 
TND Guest Contributor:  Tony Cartalucci

http://thenewsdoctors.com/?p=286937

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 15:57 | 5812701 kchrisc
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ISIS is hiring. Apply either at 1000 Colonial Farm Rd. Mclean, Virginia, or Glilot Junction, Tel Aviv, Israel.

Only those with PR, advertizing, and marketing experience will be considered.

Weapons, cameras, and hoods will be provided.

The banksters need to repay us.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 16:48 | 5812867 Das Capitalist
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Oh no, did someone speculated on the root causes of terrorism? Is it now controversial to say that a young Muslim might be more likely to turn to extremism if he doesn't have hope for the future? This is the sort of commentary I expect from Rudy Giuliani.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 17:14 | 5812971 doc333
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*see avitar above- er, rather to the left

 

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 17:38 | 5813063 kchrisc
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To hate Muslims because one doesn't like them is fine. Don't play, work, date, associate, etc. with them.

One that hates Muslims because of what authority has told, and sold, them is owned by that authority, and surrendered their freedom of free association.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

I am personally not all that fond of Puerto Ricans. I have never met one that I cared for, and generally have negative feeling about them. As a result, I do not date, hire, play, or associate with Puerto Ricans. No problem. They do their thing, and I do my thing. If I have to interact with them, I do so, and then move on. It's all good.

I do not desire to harm them or send others in my stead to bomb their schools and wedding parties. And I would never allow the criminals of government to send my children as cannon fodder to rob, kill, and enslave them. And if authority told me that they attacked some buildings with planes that then caused the buildings to fall in impossible ways, I would hate the liar not those they are lying about.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 19:52 | 5813468 gwar5
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You're a shitiot. An idiot who is full of shit. 

 

OBL family is worth hundreds of millions, Zawahiri is a pediatrician, and the 9-11 terrorists were highly educated engineers. Let the Saudis spend some of their oil money on food for their own people instead of yachts and white hookers in St Tropez and Monaco. It's not the job of unemployed Americans to find jobs for headhunting muslims.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 18:01 | 5813171 Keyboard Kommando
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Get them jobs in Israel, the Jews are always forcing multi-culti on everyone else. Give the parasites a taste of their own medicine!

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 19:21 | 5813405 DeusHedge
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An even problem than the destruction of liberty, everywhere, is poverty. But these problems can't be solved with the day to day actions that these greedy scumbags invent. You have to approach it with a realist perspective. Of course, the underlying, doppelganger that the third world can rejoice in is that the majority of the American people still think the ape is here to protect them.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 19:28 | 5813414 q99x2
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His Dad drives a better vehicle than I have. Kid can starve for all I care.

Sat, 02/21/2015 - 19:46 | 5813458 SmedleyButlersGhost
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But his Dad's vehicle tends to blow up causing death - and no it's not a Ford Pinto or Chevy Corvair problem

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