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Department Of Homeland Security Issues Warning After "Mall Of America" Terror Threat

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First it was ruthless snow (in the winter), then we got a port blockade (caused by well-paid US workers demanding even more), and now, unveiling the last pillar of the holy trifecta of economic disappointment scapegoats, earlier today the secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, aka the "De(r)partment of Fear", Jeh Johnson said that in a video the Al Qaeda-linked terrorist group al Shabaab called for attacks on US shopping malls, specifically citing the Minnesota mall, and that the agency is taking this threat against the Mall of America “very seriously” and that people should be “particularly careful” when visiting the mall in Minnesota. It was unclear just how being "careful" would protect one from ad hoc explosive detonations and other mass murder event, but that's a bridge the Department of Fear will cross when it gets to it.

As cited by Politico, "What we’re telling the public in general is you’ve got to be vigilant,” Johnson said on CNN’s “State of the Union.” “We’ve just revamped our ‘If You See, Say Something’ campaign at the Super Bowl … Americans should still feel that they are free to associate, they are free to go to public gatherings. But it’s critical that we have public awareness and public participation in our efforts.”

In other words, don't be too scared. Just scared "enough."

“Anytime a terrorist organization calls for an attack on a specific place, we’ve got to take that seriously,” he explained, “So, through our intelligence bulletins, through working with state and local law enforcement, through working with the FBI, we take this kind of thing very seriously.”

What he really means is that the Q1 retail season - following the disaster that was the 2014 Holiday spending season as confirmed by the worst clip of retail sales data since Lehman - is an absolute disaster, and since one has to "explain" why plunging gas prices are not doing anything to boost consumer spending contrary to months of propaganda bombardment, spending that is so very critical 70% of the US economy that 7 years after Lehman still refuses to return to normal, it is time to whip out the "terrorism threat." Because who in their right minds would go shopping when some Nairboi terrorist group threatens to blow up the mecca of US spending, right?

In a statement, the Minnesota mall said, “Mall of America is aware of the threatening video that was released, which included mention and images of the mall. We take any potential threat seriously and respond appropriately. We have implemented extra security precautions, some maybe noticeable to guests and others won’t.”

Johnson said that kind of enhanced security is typical of “the environment we’re in, frankly.”

Just what environment is that?

The threat reflects “reflects the new phase we’ve evolved to in the global terrorist threat in that you have groups such as al Shabaab and ISIL publicly calling for independent actors in their homelands to carry out attacks,” he said.

 

“We’re in a new phase in that these groups are relying more and more on independent actors to become inspired, drawn to the cause … carrying out small scale attacks on their own, through their effective use of the Internet,” Johnson added. “So, that’s why it’s critical that we work in the communities where these groups might be able to recruit, to help develop the counter-narrative, to build trust with law enforcement, with Homeland Security, with state and local law enforcement.”

And... the punchline: "The new threat is all the more reason why Congress should fully fund the Department of Homeland Security, he said."

Ah yes, the only solution to the biggest government ever is to make it... even bigger. Because all those threats posted on YouTube clips: why somebody has to protect America's innocent, spending spree warriors.

Finally, jsut to make sure it wasn't only the US superstate that gets even bigger, the "threat" also involved Canada and the UK: according to the BBC, "the group urged followers to carry out attacks on shopping centres in the US, Canada and the UK."

Because it there is no crisis that should go to waste, the next best thing is to make one up. And speaking of global crisis, it is about time the NSA and CIA jointly put together yet another masterpiece YouTube false flag video implication Syria's as Assad in some horrific crime, thereby unleashing the final step of "Project ISIS" - the full takeover of Syria, and with it the proportional Russian response.

 

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Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:07 | 5815893 A Lunatic
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Because they dare not bite the hand that feeds them......

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:16 | 5816435 ParkAveFlasher
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They hate us for our Wetzel's Pretzels.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:04 | 5815877 NuYawkFrankie
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"They hate us for our Winter Clearance Sales"

- Jeh "The Jerk" Johnson

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:12 | 5815916 25or6to4
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NYFrankie
And our Orange Julious(tm).

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:19 | 5815952 nmewn
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This means war!

We will fight them around the coat racks. We will fight them in the food courts. We will fight them in the video arcades.

We will never surrender!!!

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 20:21 | 5816619 TheFourthStooge-ing
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...we will steal change from the fountains when the mall cops aren't looking!

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 22:35 | 5816957 going to guns
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nmewn, That is some seriously funny shit, and I dearly needed a really good laugh.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 22:54 | 5817012 nmewn
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Stooge-ing & I do our best to entertain the passengers crossing the Styx.

Makes it, less traumatic ;-)

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 23:24 | 5817122 Hulk
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I regret that I have only 1 upvote to give !!!

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:05 | 5815881 Rabbi Blitzstein
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Goyim need to read this:

 

Minneapolis Minnesota: Magnificent Marxist Mulicultural Mecca -

 

http://renegadetribune.com/minneapolis-minnesota-magnificent-marxist-mul...

 

OY VEY!!!

 

 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:39 | 5816809 swmnguy
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Good Lord is that an odious site.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 22:05 | 5816866 25or6to4
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Swmnguy
And what exactly do you find odious about the truth?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 00:59 | 5817413 Calmyourself
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Mpls white liberal in S. Mpls, probably a nice enough guy but completely brainwashed by the media, truth that is at all painful is raaaciss or PC invalidated..

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:05 | 5815882 rejected
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Yep,,, the new and improved america look. From one end of the malls to the other, cops and various other federal agency thugs lined up with machine guns.

Next the TSA at every mall (then every store) to search you and your little ones for 'contraband'.

That picture almost made me vomit my lunch. Would have much rather seen all the citizens with side arms...

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:06 | 5815884 Conax
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But I thought the right wing Americans were the big threat of the day.

Now we're to fear the ragheads.  Keep me posted, I wouldn't want to have any carefree daze.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:06 | 5815886 A Lunatic
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Yes, because it's fat assed mouth breathing malltards that are droning your women and children to death.......

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:07 | 5815891 yogibear
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"Is it still safe to shop at Walmart?"

No, you'll be run over by a 500 lb fat lady in a Wal-Mat motorized cart.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:11 | 5815907 DutchBoy2015
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The woman with 4 ass cheeks?  Oy vey

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:07 | 5815892 scuttlebutt
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Sheeple, sheeple, sheeple

 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:10 | 5815904 DutchBoy2015
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I heard that the ''tarists'' bought a fleet of Zoom copters from the Mossad agents at the mall kiosks  and is fitting them with canisters of Sarin to fly around the mall on  Saturdays. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:16 | 5815935 AUD
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No fear, the "terrorists" will "slip through the cracks" anyhow. Just like the guy who bailed up the Lindt Cafe in Sydney, even though he had been in both the government & public eye for his antics since showing up with a cock & bull story about being a defecting Iranian spy in, like, 1998 or something.

As reported just yesterday, he still "slipped through the cracks".

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:16 | 5815938 Duc888
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Who the fuck even goes to malls anymore. Seriously. I have not been inside a mall in well over ten years.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:19 | 5815953 DutchBoy2015
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My guess is you are a male.  Same here ,.  but make that 20 years. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:18 | 5815947 DutchBoy2015
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Cavity searches will be performed at all mall entrances before you can shop. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:25 | 5815974 DutchBoy2015
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Plus cavity searches at all exists AFTER your are done shopping.  Any liquids like shampoo will be analyzed for bomb making material.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:25 | 5815975 Chippewa Partners
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Well, they voted in Al Franken up there and welcomed the Somali's so another little flap at MOA shouldn't get anyone riled up!    

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:45 | 5816026 25or6to4
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Chippe
Just as long as they leave the Redwing factory alone I'm fine. They still make boots there right?

Edit: I got my first redwings in college.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 09:28 | 5817919 drdolittle
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Made in china

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 09:28 | 5817920 drdolittle
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Made in china

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:27 | 5815982 Brokenarrow
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i hope they dont release any videos of my favorite titty bar. it would be a drag to have all those cops getting in line for a lap dance and i'll have to wait. plus they drink the place dry and snort all the good drugs. damn. i hope dat dont happen.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:29 | 5815993 T-NUTZ
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because nothing makes the cash register ring ring like a swarm of stormtroopers snooping over my back

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlY9C6pzxKc

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:29 | 5815994 DutchBoy2015
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I always thought the mall would be a great place to test the mini-gun we had on AC-130 gunships in Vietnam.  6000 rounds a minute.,   A few bursts would certainly wake people up.  Probably bag a few waddling tubs of lard, for the liposuction faciility down the street that makes candles.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:30 | 5815998 25or6to4
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Come to think about it, the last time I went to a mall was back in 87' to get my mullet trimmed at a typical chain type barber shop. The bitch who was cutting my hair made some wise ass comment about my receding hair line, a death sentence back in the 80s, and I haven't been back to a mall since. True story.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:30 | 5816000 Joe A
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Malls are for zombies anyway.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:55 | 5816097 Angus McHugepenis
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Joe A: Malls are for picking up women that already maxed out their boyfriend’s (or husband’s) credit card and are looking for other stimulus after a busy day of shopping.

Doesn't cost YOU a dime! Believe me...

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:21 | 5816756 dreadnaught
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yep...there are many consumer/breeder drones who actually get wet while pulling out the credit card...and carrying around an assortment of full Dept store shopping bags...and they all listen to Taylor Swift

They are the most easily fooled, as they dont have a fucking clue as to the reality/illusion they are trapped in....

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:35 | 5816019 DutchBoy2015
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Half price sale at local mall on Toilet paper this weekend.  Only one side used.  Beat the rush and don't get crushed.  100 roll minimum purchase.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:39 | 5816035 25or6to4
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Dutchy
Well then no wonder there is so many Somalis at MOA.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:42 | 5816045 DutchBoy2015
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They don't use toilet paper ,. they use their fingers or a garden hose (which incidentally is more hygenic) :-)

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:58 | 5816084 25or6to4
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Dutchy
That would depend on how far up their ass they run the garden hose. And do they wipe the tip off for the next person? Talk about a poor mans bidet.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:35 | 5816021 Nobody Important
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How convenient. Just when their bidget neds renued and congress is fighting over it and threatening to let it run out.

 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:41 | 5816039 scrappy
Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:44 | 5816049 DutchBoy2015
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Most malls are owned by insurance companies so expect your premiums to rise.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:44 | 5816050 DutchBoy2015
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Most malls are owned by insurance companies so expect your premiums to rise.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:45 | 5816058 Stay Frosty
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“What are they doing?  Why do they come here?

“Some kind of instinct.  Memory.  What they used to do.  This was an important place in their lives.”

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zK_44APmbY

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:47 | 5816065 Dragon HAwk
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I'm still waiting for the NSA to solve the Biggest bank Heist in the World.. thingiee..  Mall plots should be a piece of cake,I mean they have all the Intel right?

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:54 | 5816093 DutchBoy2015
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I sent a 64 GB  micro SDcard full of sensitive information to a terrorist friend in the USA  UNDER a POSTAGE Stamp.   Low tech beats hi tech again.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:54 | 5816094 DutchBoy2015
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I sent a 64 GB  micro SDcard full of sensitive information to a terrorist friend in the USA  UNDER a POSTAGE Stamp.   Low tech beats hi tech again.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:52 | 5816083 roadhazard
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911! 911! 911! code Orange, shelter in place, you're either with us or against us. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:59 | 5816110 Peter Pan
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Staying away from malls might do Americans a great deal of good.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 17:58 | 5816113 starman
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Who got mauled? 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:12 | 5816415 Berspankme
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I'm skeered

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:01 | 5816128 DutchBoy2015
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The Black Gestapo are under orders to tell people if they touch an item they must buy it or ELSE its taser time.,

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:01 | 5816129 Who was that ma...
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I'm scared.  But, not of Al Qaeda.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:05 | 5816144 dsty
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I wonder what it would take for the US citizens to get rid of all the Islamic terror training camps in the US?

Certainly this administration will do nothing.

Seems to me the crowd will just walk right into an advetrtized ambush.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:07 | 5816150 DutchBoy2015
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Islamic terror training camps is code for   US Army, USAF, USN and USG bases.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:06 | 5816148 deerhunter
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There are over 2 million licensed deer hunters in just Texas,  Pennsylvania,  Wisconsin and Michigan.  Let the muzzies begin shooting people in the malls.  We may have an open season in the dead of winter.  I do mean dead.  They say don't poke the sleeping bear.  Just keep poking.  Enough said. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:09 | 5816158 DutchBoy2015
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You don't seem to ''get it'' yet,  Muzzies?   What are you , 10 years old.   Its not Muslims, it is your own goddam govt.  I guess the brainwashed has worked on you.  911 = CIA/Mossad job,  OBL died in December 2001 of kidney failure.  Most terrorist attacks are actually YOUR GOVT.

Wake the fuck UP!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:37 | 5816273 Buckaroo Banzai
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"Its not Muslims, it is your own goddam govt."

The correct answer is "all of the above", doofus.

The best bogeyman is an ACTUAL bogeyman.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 20:16 | 5816609 dsty
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Our government was not around when Islam started slaughtering people 1,400 years ago

They have never changed their methods

just had same slow years in between JIHAD's

If you think Muslims are incapable of this you are deceived

Either there are plenty of deceived people here 

Or they are Muslims pretending to be otherwise.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:11 | 5816164 DutchBoy2015
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Why don't you go play with your 9mm peepee, Mr. Brainwashed Sheeple.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:20 | 5816195 DutchBoy2015
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@deerhunter,   I have had the misfortune to watch some of your FOXCNNABCCBSNBC brainwashing and you are a perfect example of a totally brainwashed SHEEPLE. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:20 | 5816196 DutchBoy2015
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@deerhunter,   I have had the misfortune to watch some of your FOXCNNABCCBSNBC brainwashing and you are a perfect example of a totally brainwashed SHEEPLE. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:10 | 5816729 dreadnaught
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you live in fantasyland. Go back to playing with your Barbie collection

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 22:05 | 5816865 Vooter
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There aren't any Muslims coming to kill you or anyone else in this country, you fucking moron. It's all MAKE BELIEVE. The only people coming to kill us ALREADY LIVE HERE.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:08 | 5816153 VooDoo6Actual
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How to turn a free country into a War Zone in less than 10 years. Ain't it great !

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:12 | 5816167 p00k1e
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This is a result of funding issues. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:46 | 5816314 neuronius
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It is a funding issue, because as soon as the DHS funding is pulled (or the dollar crashes), we don't need to see any stories like this anymore.  

These asswipes can't do anything without money.  As soon as these psychopaths realize that it's easier to just go out and make a living like everyone else, and leave everyone else alone to do the same, then the bullshit will end.  Of course, I wouldn't hold my breath on that.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:12 | 5816170 Fred C Dobbs
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"then we got a port blockade (caused by well-paid US workers demanding even more)"

 

The PMA, the employer's union controlled by very wealthy foreign ship owners who are use to getting their way all over the world, did a slow down and would not fill jobs.  Ships were on worked one shift per day.  The PMA did this as a tactic and it worked because everyone including the Tyler's here blamed labor for the slow down.  Perhaps you should have said "then we got a port blockade (caused by wealthy foreign ship owners demanding even more)".  That would have been closer to the truth. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:16 | 5816181 franzpick
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Soon to be The Gleiwitz Mall of Amerika:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleiwitz_incident

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:26 | 5816222 DutchBoy2015
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Some Americans are so naive they really don't believe their govt would kill 3000 people.    Yes, they would to furthur an agenda.  Most Americans don't even know that there was 6 day warning of the Pearl Harbour attack but the message was ordered to be pigeonholed.

Most Americans don't know that the Gulf of Tonkin incident that precipated the escalation of the Vietnam war and the deaths of 58,000 Americans  NEVER HAPPENED.,  now admitted by the USA govt  and you can find that info using the FOIA.  

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:26 | 5816223 DutchBoy2015
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Some Americans are so naive they really don't believe their govt would kill 3000 people.    Yes, they would to furthur an agenda.  Most Americans don't even know that there was 6 day warning of the Pearl Harbour attack but the message was ordered to be pigeonholed.

Most Americans don't know that the Gulf of Tonkin incident that precipated the escalation of the Vietnam war and the deaths of 58,000 Americans  NEVER HAPPENED.,  now admitted by the USA govt  and you can find that info using the FOIA.  

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:07 | 5816399 Uncle Remus
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A lot more glitches in the Matrix here of late. Late.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:09 | 5816725 dreadnaught
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you can say that again

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:08 | 5816718 dreadnaught
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when there are TRILLIONS to be made, the CORP US GOV would not think twice of sacrificing their own people-look at the war in Iraq-a perfect example

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:08 | 5816719 dreadnaught
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when there are TRILLIONS to be made, the CORP US GOV would not think twice of sacrificing their own people-look at the war in Iraq-a perfect example

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:21 | 5816201 Shad_ow
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Quick!  Increase the budget so the lefties can protect us.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:23 | 5816205 livestrong
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No such thing as terrorism anymore...it's either workplace violence or some random angry unemployed folks.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:24 | 5816210 Falling Down
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After a bunch of malls are blown up, .guv could fund a Krugman-esque jerbs program which would employ unemployed Muslims.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:25 | 5816214 deerhunter
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hey dutchboy where you from?  I have relatives in your God forsaken country unfortunately.  Land of the dikes and drugs.  You keep spewing your garbage.  How bout this.  You shoot at me I shoot you dead regardless of your religion,  creed or color. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:28 | 5816234 DutchBoy2015
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Hey fuckface deerhunter.   I won't shoot at you as long as you keep your fucking shit for brains skull in your own country,  Land of dikes and drugs?   thats the USA you goddam MORON.,  Most Americxans are on some Rx drug or illegal drug.  NOT here.  Fucking idiot,  I can tell you have never been outside of your shitty 8x40 trailer park.  Go brush your tooth Jethro.,

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:28 | 5816235 DutchBoy2015
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Hey fuckface deerhunter.   I won't shoot at you as long as you keep your fucking shit for brains skull in your own country,  Land of dikes and drugs?   thats the USA you goddam MORON.,  Most Americxans are on some Rx drug or illegal drug.  NOT here.  Fucking idiot,  I can tell you have never been outside of your shitty 8x40 trailer park.  Go brush your tooth Jethro.,

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:34 | 5816259 DutchBoy2015
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@deerhunter.   Read my DD214 and see where my birthplace is you goddam moron.  https://www.dropbox.com/s/fjejmcc44wkdrt6/214.jpg?dl=0

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:58 | 5816366 Hannibal
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DutchBoy:

Nam was fucked up, but thx for serving, hope you came out Ok!

 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:04 | 5816705 dreadnaught
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he is delusional-he served in CALL OF DUTY only-killed quite a few of the 'enemy' -made 4 star General===the desk around his monitor was filty with old greasy Pizza boxes, Wendys wrappers and big gulp cups;

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:42 | 5816294 DutchBoy2015
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@Deerhunter.   god forsaken country?  hahahaha,  we are number 7 on this list.,  where is the USA?  (don't wear out your scroll wheel, sonny).    https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/21...

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:42 | 5816295 DutchBoy2015
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@Deerhunter.   god forsaken country?  hahahaha,  we are number 7 on this list.,  where is the USA?  (don't wear out your scroll wheel, sonny).    https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/21...

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 20:58 | 5816698 dreadnaught
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Hey doofus, you defended your country from behind a computer screen, am i right? (if you even served at all)

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:27 | 5816225 swass
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Being from Minnesota, I am continually annoyed that Somali's immigrate here.  You could not think of a more different place from Somalia than Minnesota. And yet they come here for our generous welfare system, refusing to integrate into the local culture, rather expecting everyone to cater to them.  Now we have them importing their religious terror groups and the local media covers it up and refuses to do anything but shower the Somali population here with positive press. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:31 | 5816246 DutchBoy2015
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Guess what?  If your fucking country didn't go invading everyone you wouldn't have the Somali problem.   Karma is a bitch. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:44 | 5816304 nmewn
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Zactly, I'm sayin don't bring them home and give them subsidized housing & EBT.

They multiply when you do that ;-)

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:56 | 5816354 swass
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Sure.  I don't approve of our foreign policy. The issue with MN has everything to do with the welfare state though, which is why we get so many Somalis.  Don't misunderstand my comment to imply that I am somehow pro intervention. They want to come over here with nothing and make something of themselves without taking our tax dollars, then welcome to the polar north. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 20:56 | 5816689 dreadnaught
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it must be difficult teaching them SOMALI's to say, "Yah, sure, you betcha" in the correct accent

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:59 | 5816852 Vooter
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Why the fuck would anyone want to integrate into YOUR local culture?

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:32 | 5816250 Hannibal
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SO its save safe shopping.?

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:35 | 5816268 DutchBoy2015
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want to really SAVE money?  Don't buy anything.  I always have to laugh at the Buy Now and SAVE adverts.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 02:34 | 5817332 fel.temp.reparatio
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SAVE 100%* ON EVERYTHING!

*If you buy nothing

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:38 | 5816276 ch25061
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Be prepared for a dramatic increase in shoplifter shootings with fully automatic weapons with only acceptable

levels of collateral kills involved.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:44 | 5816302 DutchBoy2015
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No, never happen, gotta fill those prisons for the private prison system. Big bucks there.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:43 | 5816296 deerhunter
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The Mung slaughtered some deerhunters up your way who were tossing them off private hunting property if I recall correctly.  Swass lets be perfectly honest here.  We have no borders.  We have no effective rule of law.  Oh,, I may have spoken too soon.  Here in the prison state of Illinois at one particular State Game Area where I coyote hunt I forgot to fill out an online hunting report from last year.  This forbad me from aquiring my DNR regulated windsheild pass for my car only available on line now.  So we do have rule of law when it involves milking us sheeple.

It took me four phone calls and two hours of my time for them to realize that I did not even hunt there last year and open my account to print what I needed to hunt this short 6 week season.

The media will only turn when the massacres begin.  They won't be predicted and wont be televised.  This smells of false flag prep to me. 

 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:45 | 5816308 Hannibal
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The muslem blame gave is a farce, pure bull shit!

911 was a US Gov/CIA/ZioCon attack, (not by Afganie cavemen), a false flag op and a precursor to bomb-invade, spread chaos and misery in the ME.

All false flags are state sponsered. Wake up you naive morons.!

 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:50 | 5816332 DutchBoy2015
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Mega Bingos.   They are naive but if you listen to FOXCNNABCCBSNBC you can understand why.   They make the old Soviet Pravda look like pikers. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:54 | 5816357 DutchBoy2015
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I remember March of 2003 , I was flying out of LIbya at the time and bought a cheap satelitte dish and put it out on my hotel balcony,.  CNN and FOX were interviewing sailors on a aircraft carrier prior to the ''Shock and Awe'' thing.  One kid said he was proud to be fighting for his country.  I wanted to shake the dipshit and ask him if IRAQ was his country.   And lots of those guys came home in boxes.  Dumb motherfuckers.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:55 | 5816553 nuke ISIS now
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Douche boy..

You fuck bag.   the operative term ws that he was a kid 

 

The only dipshit is you you fucking ass hole, either because you sit on you fat ass in America because of people like that, or the US  sent your sorry ass CUNTRY economic aid to make sure that your portly carcass stays suffiiently inflated

 

Gofuck yourself

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 20:52 | 5816671 dreadnaught
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really, pussy, for someone who wears girls underwear and bras, you have no right to call him a douche

and i know youre a pussy windbag, but why are you not down at the Marine recruiting station on the next plane to the ME to go fight ISIS?  

DONT HIDE IN YOUR BASEMENT, HOPING OTHERS WILL NUKE ISIS FOR YOU; MAN UP, BITCH AND VOLUNTEER IF YOU HATE ISIS SO MUCH;

You cant defend your country from behind a computer screen pussy.....lol

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:02 | 5816380 DutchBoy2015
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I have seen the LIES of the USA govt for most of my life., starting in Vietnam and later on when flying around Middle east and Africa.  We flew freight in and out of Baghdad (Luxembourg company) in 1999.,   You could drink a cold beer, dance in a disco with chicks that dressed in normal western dress,  the city was safe and the schools were some of the best in the Middle East.  Saddam hated Islamists and terrorists and dealt with them accordingly.,  Then in came the USA and destroyed that country and put Islamists in charge,

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:02 | 5816381 DutchBoy2015
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I have seen the LIES of the USA govt for most of my life., starting in Vietnam and later on when flying around Middle east and Africa.  We flew freight in and out of Baghdad (Luxembourg company) in 1999.,   You could drink a cold beer, dance in a disco with chicks that dressed in normal western dress,  the city was safe and the schools were some of the best in the Middle East.  Saddam hated Islamists and terrorists and dealt with them accordingly.,  Then in came the USA and destroyed that country and put Islamists in charge,

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:30 | 5816488 Otrader
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Then in came the USA and destroyed that country and put Islamists in charge,

Well, it wasn't a total loss depending on which side of the $$$ fence one was positioned.  A lot of peopel made $billions of that war and continue to do so.   The problem is we can only change it during an election cycle, and the politicians are usually bought by the $$$ side.   God only knows how long this will continue. 

 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 20:45 | 5816665 dreadnaught
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Haliburton makes BILLIONS building crap in Iraq that is never used-or worse, are so slipshod, that they CANT be used.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:55 | 5816843 Vooter
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"The problem is we can only change it during an election cycle..."

LOL...anyone who still votes in this country is a fucking moron.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 05:05 | 5817656 bunnyswanson
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One possible ending to consider is that, being that dual citizens are electable in US, that as China begins more businesses and the wealthier class flee the pollution in that region, those that come to US will vote for their preference,,a Chinese dual citizen.   I believe when the curtain is pulled back, that we will see an infrastructure is being built which is designed by the preferences of teh new owners, and we will consequently being at their mercy if the votes are there, and if the money is, we know the votes will will be also. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgzr_r_Tj5w

Morris108 gives a view of the situation we are in in under 10 minutes, and his thoughts led to my concluding the above is a very real possibility, taking into consideration currency war and debtor state of nation and the people.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:46 | 5816310 kchrisc
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Good morning,
Welcome to the police state.
Today's FUD temperature will be 88.

The  only good thing about when the police-state goes all FUD and swagger, is that there are fewer of the thugs out plundering, maiming, and killing the people. So one could say that a so-called "terrorist threat" is actaully good for the people.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"Lower crime, call in a faux 'terrorist threat.'"

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:47 | 5816316 Uncle Remus
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This - this is what full retard looks like kids.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 18:53 | 5816352 nakki
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They hate us for our food courts. Better give DHS a 50% jack in their budget. I'm mean if can't eat at Sbarro's the terrists have won.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 20:12 | 5816369 all-priced-in
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The solution is obvious -

 

Give the terrorist jobs in mall security.

 

Make a movie. 

 

Paul Blart El-Bagdady stars in Mall Cop 4

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:06 | 5816395 Rootin' for Putin
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Its already called the mall of somalia by my MN peeps, so blowing it up would be an own goal for the snackbars.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:06 | 5816397 Meta_Consciousness
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The Ferguson elite are carjacking and robbing at their will and pleasure at the only mall left in town.

 

It's still packed every day.

 

A terrorist attack would barely dent the horde. But constitutional carry is coming, so the Ferguson attacks will diminish.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:12 | 5816417 DutchBoy2015
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Even after 14 years we still have people believing the loony  ''19 Arabs with boxcutters'' CONSPIRACY so neatly trotted out in a script a day after the event by people who couldn't find the Unabomber for years.   Still looking for the material they used to make that passport that miraculously was found in the rubble.  I want to build a car with it. The anomalies of that day are so many it would take 3 pages here to list.,  Total False flag attack using 19 arab PATSIES who I am sure were surprised to find out they weren't flying those aircraft.  

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:18 | 5816444 DutchBoy2015
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Lee Harvey Oswald was to JFK like 19 Arabs were to 911. Classic CIA operation. 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 20:41 | 5816653 dreadnaught
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those 19 'terrorists' could barely drive a car, their Flying Instructor said; What is more scary was the Paid actors who would leap out of nowhere and, following script, announce to the news cameras-"Yep I saw a 747 fly straight into the Pentagon" "I even saw Muslims at the controls!!!" etc etc (lol)

They used to pay people to make a big fuss in a bar, and then announce "ya know, I really love HOT HORSE PISS Beer and NEVER drink anything else!"

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:13 | 5816418 1stepcloser
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Just arm every shopper and whomever wanted to attack will think twice...

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:20 | 5816449 DutchBoy2015
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Go play with your 9mm peepee.  

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:56 | 5816559 1stepcloser
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go eat your mothers cunt, again..

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:28 | 5816479 I-am-not-one-of-them
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PSYOPS fatigue

but then, they've got a World to conquer and need their subjects compliant, participating, so onwards PSYOPS

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:29 | 5816485 DutchBoy2015
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Murdered Past CIA Director William Colby: "The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media." 
Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:30 | 5816490 DutchBoy2015
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"Military men are dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns for foreign policy." Henry Kissinger, quoted by Bob Woodward in The Final Days, 1976

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:41 | 5816513 Otrader
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And... the punchline: "The new threat is all the more reason why Congress should fully fund the Department of Homeland Security, he said."

 

I think I saw this in a 'B' movie called The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

 

"Project Honeymoon" was a false flag chemical bomb detonation in downtown Niagara Falls, New York, planned out by the CIA, used to place blame on terrorists and to secure more funding and power for the department.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 23:03 | 5817045 wisefool
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I was wondering why the MSM has been running feature segments about Niagra Falls freezing over recently. I'll have to check that movie out. The MSM news cycle this weekend has literally been:

1 Terroism threat 2 On location Niagra Falls freezing reports 3 Oscar weekend. 4 DHS director/pundits talking about funding. 5 Go to 1.

Confirms the theory that TPTB have to tell us what they are doing before they do it.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 19:44 | 5816520 Oswald did it
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I'll go keep an eye on Fredrick's of Hollywood

http://www.fredericks.com/

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 20:33 | 5816630 dreadnaught
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wow -we need to rename all US gov depts to their real purposes...ie: Dept of Perpetual War, Dept of Fear, Dept of Extortion, Dept of Airport Groping etc etc etc

 

suppose the CIA or DHS was caught red handed phoning in this "bomb threat"?

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 20:31 | 5816637 reader2010
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Why would anyone want to bomb The ultimate symbol of American stupidity? 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 20:32 | 5816639 Secret Weapon
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I thought it was an audition for the Village People reunion tour.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 20:43 | 5816661 q99x2
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The brown shirts of the DHS will be charged and prosecuted for war crimes. History is a good place to look to see if you should do something. In this case they are making the same mistake as in the past.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 20:48 | 5816674 Lumberjack
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OK, here we go...

 

Homeland Security chief: Budget stall muddies response to IS

http://www.pressherald.com/2015/02/22/homeland-security-chief-budget-sta...

 

'It's absurd that we're even having this conversation about Congress' inability to fund Homeland Security in these challenging times,' says Jeh Johnson.

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Folks, there you have it straight from the jack asses mouth. This is all bullshit.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:14 | 5816747 JohnFrodo
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There is a terrorist on trial in Canada who planned to ignite the Jellystone Park super volcano. So I would suggest avoiding any supervolcanos.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:19 | 5816760 Rabbi Blitzstein
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Haha goyim. We do this to you. Make you afraid to talk about it. Twin cities soon become next Detroit. We force you goyim off the farm. Make you become slaves in the city. Then we kill you off as you worship your kosher destroyers. Oy Vey! Stupid goyim. We bring in blacks to do our dirty work. Do not watch this if you still think us kosher people are the “chosen people”.

Downtown St. Paul Besieged By Racially Charged Mob Violence (VIDEO) - http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/01/downtown-st-paul-besieged-by-racially-charged-mob-violence-video/

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:30 | 5816789 Goldilocks
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"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:40 | 5816811 vegan
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Long: Amazon and BABA

 

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 21:57 | 5816847 thinkmoretalkless
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Meh must have read the Intel wrong. DHS is on the look out for some sovereign citizens, probably hiking in from Montana, to shop for short wave radios and five gallon buckets. Take no prisoners J and the bird back at you.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 22:25 | 5816931 esum
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some FOLKS say it's time to start playing COWBOYS and MUSLIMS....

why is shit for brains bringing thousands of unvetted syrians and other muzzies INTO THE COUNTRY.... time to start exporting them...back to the sandbox.... 

if there's 1.2 billion of them that means if 10% are jihadi terrorists there are around 120 million terrorists  out there.... the rest support it but are silent and inactive...  10-15% of illegals coming in are from muzzie countries.... just here for jobs ... of course.... harf harf

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 03:29 | 5817585 TeethVillage88s
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It is simple:

If Illegals don't integrate, they can't work for State or Federal GOvernment... which is the only source of pensions & health care benefits that don't get cancelled by corporate take overs.

If Illegals can't work for government, if they don't integrate, then they become revolutionaries.

Illegals that don't integrate will become revolutionaries eventually since they lack the abiltiy to go into government, to go into local government, to go into state government, to go into state schools... and there will be a separation between them and society.

Any separation between a people and government will lead to a kind of counter political movement and mass movement.

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Screw it. I am for the Mexicans and Central Americans here in the USA. But if they don't learn the language and integrate to a level where they can get jobs, then they are being separatist or being aloof. I don't mind that. If I go to a Latin American Country, I don't want to be part of the government and may not want to understand all the politics and not want to vote. But I know I want to remain an outsider. This is valid. But to bring in masses of kids and adults and think they won't want to vote or chose government is a deliberate lie.

Sure, some people from Latin America don't want to vote, but if a political movement produces itself they will join.

What kind of Conservative Boner Asshole could thing that Illegal Immigration would not lead to Secession of California or Revolution by different thinking people???

Fuck You Boehner. RICO Laws and Title 18 Treason Laws will get you and your family.

Fuck You Boehner.

Sun, 02/22/2015 - 22:47 | 5816992 Bill of Rights
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Last time I stepped foot in a mall was in 2005, and that was because it was a gift certificate to sears...with that YAWN!!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 00:00 | 5817256 cheech_wizard
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A brief humorous aside... Your odds of getting killed in a terrorist attack vs... the odds that the UK gal you are about to shag hasn't showered recently...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11427875/Four-ou...

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 03:16 | 5817575 TeethVillage88s
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Jeh Johnson: Big man, Feels so small, Feels like he is Scared, why is the country so big? Maybe if we killed most of the Population we would feel secure and safe. But with all of these Religions we can't feel safe.

- Jeh Johnson, "We should kill 90% of the people to make it safe for the 100%"
- Jeh Johnson, "We should Jail 100% of people found with Marijauna or other drugs at user level"
- Jeh Johnson, "Are people that use Drugs even Americans?"
- Jeh Johnson, "I Hate Black Men, why do they have to use drugs?"
- Jeh Johnson, "People have this false sense that they can think, discover, explore, and examine life. This is not True. The Federal Government tells us what we can explore, what is legal, and what God gives to us to think about, Live, Question, or Understand as Philosophy."

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 04:55 | 5817646 KashNCarry
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'How To Commit Terrorism - And Get Away With It - Renegade Agent' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATOoz7pwneo
Mon, 02/23/2015 - 05:00 | 5817652 Kprime
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Terrorists threaten to Freeze Niagra Falls.

Terrorists threaten to cover the Great Lakes with a Sheet of Ice

 

Congress votes itself 500 billion bonus income in order to spend next week voting on funding for a giant propane powered heater to thaw out the terrorists.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 07:02 | 5817710 medium giraffe
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Yeah, this has absolutely fuck all to do with the Black Lives Matter protests (prosecutions still outstanding) at MoA in Minn.  That's why this ZH article didn't mention it either. 

All just a big coincidence, nothing to see here, please continue to indulge your xenophobia and unfounded ranting about muslim boogeymen.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ4sR4S74xQ

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 07:06 | 5817728 Zodiac
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The head of Homeland Security is just another of Obama's lawn jockeys.  He put this scare out just to get the Republicans in Con-gress to vote for funding that useless department and the money to enable 5 million illegals to get legal status

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 07:16 | 5817735 b a n n e d
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sheep control by fear!

so we can raise taxe, control more,hide real statistic...

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