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Grexit Drama Greenlighted For A 5th Season - New Characters, New Plot Twists

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Submitted by Charles Hugh-Smith of OfTwoMinds blog,

Season 5 of the popular drama GREXIT is now in production.

The political-financial drama Grexit was greenlighted for a 5th season, as new characters and new narratives have reinvigorated a series that was clearly flagging in mid-2014. Given the sleepy subplots that dominated the 2014 series, industry insiders were anticipating a cancellation.
 
 
 
But with the introduction of new leads Alexis Tsipras and Yanis Varoufakis, veteran cast members Wolfgang Schäuble and Christine Lagarde must now grapple with a new field of canny adversaries and new obstacles.
 
"It's no secret the first two seasons in 2011 and 2012 were spectacular," One industry veteran told us. "It was one cliffhanger after another. But the last two seasons went downhill. Austerity just isn't that compelling, and the subplots that made the first two seasons so enjoyable lost their narrative edge."
 
When the authenticity of Christine Largarde's sun-kissed tan became a plot point, sources reckoned the series had exhausted itself.
 
Suddenly, a veritable cornucopia of emotionally gripping narratives have emerged: old vendettas from World War II, the underdog Greeks versus the German oppressors, the responsible Germans versus the profligate Greeks, the slim margin of victory held by the new team of Tsipras and Varoufakis, and numerous subplots as the Troika leaders make public announcements while wheeling and dealing behind closed doors.
 
"It boils down to 'will they or won't they' (leave the euro), but like all relationship dramas, the fun is in the personal battles and the plot twists," the industry veteran explained. "From what I hear, the season finale is still very much up in the air."
 
The series' ratings, which had eroded steadily through 2013 and 2014, have soared in 2015, and everyone involved with the series is newly energized.
 
One cast member spoke with us confidentially. "The great draw of Grexit is the Rashomon-like nature of the story. Each protagonist is the villain to half the audience and a hero to the other half. There are multiple love-hate relationships simmering in each episode."
 
One of the production team noted the new season's dramatic turns occupy the world stage. "Though Greece has a limited role in Europe, and is a bit player globally in terms of population and GDP, it's managed to secure a global spotlight on center stage with the drama of Grexit. This goes to show the power of a good conflict with strong characters facing multiple obstacles and plot twists."
 
Though there had been rumors of a two-year extension, recent gossip has this season's finale ending the series in a high-stakes showdown. Insiders would neither confirm nor deny the rumor, but they promised a "show unlike any other" this season.
 

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Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:58 | 5819661 LawsofPhysics
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We really do need an entirely new crop of writers for all these circuses...

The bread is getting pretty stale too.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:01 | 5819672 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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Go Iceland style...screw the banks and get on with life.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:07 | 5819698 ZippyBananaPants
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Fuck this crap, I am not watching a minute of this unless they book one of the Kardiashians (or however you spell those fat pigs names)!!!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:11 | 5819717 cossack55
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House of Cards with Greek subtitles

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:12 | 5819724 walküre
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Hardly the "Young and Restless" anymore...

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:44 | 5819882 Dave Thomas
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Doesn't Varoufakis look like Voldermort? And you could say Dijsselbloem kinda looks like Harry Potter. Hey yo Billy Banzi!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:31 | 5820048 MisterMousePotato
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This article is a work of genius in the same vien as the Henri the existential cat thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34z5dCmC4M

Well worth a few minutes. A work of genius.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:05 | 5819687 Greenspazm
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And where's the sex?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:12 | 5819728 walküre
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remember the black dildo... cue scene Merkel

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:10 | 5819962 Peter Pan
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What do you mean WHERE'S THE SEX?

Haven't you noticed the people of Greece getting screwed on a daily basis?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:09 | 5819704 dirty dolphin
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Yes, they need to model Grexit after Game of Thrones...  Or at least throw in a few dozen topless 19 Y/O hotties.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:59 | 5819667 trader1
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ask yourself the question:

what's the point of watching?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:11 | 5819716 dirty dolphin
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what's the point of watching?

 

I hear the series finale will be earth shattering.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:33 | 5820062 new game
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block the channel and wait for the rumble. the series has a new season planned.cue italy, spain, portugal.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:59 | 5819668 whatthecurtains
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But will there be spinoffs like Spexit and Brexit

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:12 | 5819727 Bullionaire
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I'm hoping for "ExItalia" starring Beppe Grillo.

Maybe with Dieudonné as Best Supporting Actor?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 21:00 | 5820565 epi_tis_thalassis
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The real surprise good ending would be the DEUxit.

Like a deus ex machina would (kind of) solve everything. At least it would then be possible to say "they lived happily ever after".

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 02:28 | 5821425 HardlyZero
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...and abbreviated Italian ExIT.

 

This might be the last Greek Season.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:13 | 5819733 SpanishInquisition
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Will the Bre-xit involve geologists falling out of helicopters or will it be central bankers this time?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:05 | 5819673 medium giraffe
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Thought we were on season 9?

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 01:24 | 5821332 bid the soldier...
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too much sherry, my friend

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:04 | 5819681 Greenspazm
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Better to stick to that ludicrous soap opera "Downton Abbey".

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:16 | 5819747 SpanishInquisition
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I thought the EU was Highclear Castle and that Greece and other such countries were the servants to the banker aristocrats.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:04 | 5819685 dbTX
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I'm not sure what to make of Christine's hand gestures unless she's referring to the length of Alexis Tsipras' unit.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:18 | 5819757 Bullionaire
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Actually she's describing the width of DSK's chode as it approached "event horizon.'

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:06 | 5819689 wmbz
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It is a sideshow and no one involved takes it seriously, in fact they crave the attention. It has no affect on their lives, it is not their money/debt. The citizens are the ones on the hook, so "they" can continue to screw them over and over.

Banksters Inc. is a seriously sick group, that are perverted in more ways than one.

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:39 | 5819866 disabledvet
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That's the problem with acting. You have to be taken seriously.

 

Writing...or should I say "scripting"...

 

Well...everyone just needs to play their part that's all.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:07 | 5819696 NoDecaf
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No chart with this story?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:12 | 5819725 nmewn
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Nope but they're thinking about a spinoff called Talking Grexit where "entertainment reporters" (read gossip columnists) will crowd in around a table and ask each other questions about everything Grexit!

Popcorn anyone? ;-)

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:14 | 5819740 Bullionaire
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OpRAH! OpRAH! OpRAH!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:43 | 5819880 Atomizer
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As a child before internet, a coffee clutch would ensue daily or weekly. All the politics would be discussed as I played to be napping and listening from my bedroom door. True story.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:11 | 5819718 dojufitz
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This is bigger than 'Who shot JR'......

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:13 | 5819732 Atomizer
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CJ Pearson will become our new Afro-American US President. He lives in Georgia. Too bad he can't make the 2016 ballot.

President Obama: Do you really love America?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:14 | 5819738 czarangelus
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If people actually paid 1/100th the amount of attention to this that they do to reality TV shows that in no way reflect reality, this planet would be a much better place. These people are honestly missing out. I find it far more entertaining to watch these knucklefucks try to make the impossible possible by signing pieces of paper saying it's so.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:15 | 5819745 Bullionaire
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+1 for knucklefucks.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:17 | 5819755 B2u
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calling for Dr.  Phil....we need  you.....

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:20 | 5819771 Bunga Bunga
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Four guys, lineup looks boring.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:20 | 5819773 Atomizer
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Al Sharpton will call this a racial discrimination against a fellow negro who bolted from the plantation.

 

Keep up your sound values CJ

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:21 | 5819774 monopoly
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"Season Five"....I love this site. lol

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:33 | 5819839 Sir SpeaksALot
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Brilliant IMO.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:43 | 5819879 disabledvet
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Yep.

 

All the more so because this is how "things" are in fact done.

 

"Until the Russians attack."

 

I think they still like hockey up there...

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:43 | 5819853 prospero matthews
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The BS factor needle rises when you think about WTF has Syriza been planning for Greece the last 5-6 elections.  The only move for the Greek people is to kill anyone who says they are from the government or a bank......for the next 10 years.......say.......

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:50 | 5819870 HamRove
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AHAHAHA!

This is some "Dynasty" shit right here!!

The Federal Reserve should have a prime time slot called "This Old Grey Yellen"

She ain't what she used to be.  

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:42 | 5819874 Flying Wombat
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The degree to which Syriza backdowns will directly translate into Spain becoming more politically strident and opposed to austerity.

Interesting interview with Pablo Iglesias, leader of Spain's Podemos party: 

http://thenewsdoctors.com/spain-leftist-leader-says-populism-rises-from-failures-of-the-elite/

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:44 | 5819884 Hohum
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At the end of season five, we'll find out that it was all just a dream (nightmare).

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:52 | 5819907 Flying Wombat
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The Assassination of Greece

James Petras was Director of the Center for Mediterranean Studies in Athens (1981-1984) and adviser to Prime Minister Andreas Papandreou (1981-84). Here he analyzes the Greek crisis and its issues within the European Union.

Full story:

http://thenewsdoctors.com/?p=287657

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:54 | 5819915 noob
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Eat Shemitah and die!
Ross Hornby (Hat Films) - The Ultimate Eat Shit Collection: Vol. 1!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jutwezVS8HE

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:03 | 5819923 Atomizer
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Grexit will only be a paid per view video TV service. Just under the boxing channel.

/Sarc

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:06 | 5819951 Stumpy4516
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"But with the introduction of new leads Alexis Tsipras and Yanis Varoufakis ...must now grapple with a new field of canny adversaries and new obstacles"

This guy at Oftwominds who wrote this must work for Goldman or JP Morgan.  After what Tsipras and Yanis just did he is trying to sell them as the canny rebels pushing for an exit.  These two are now discredited, they may put on a good show for the sheep but they just sold out Greece already.  If a push to remove them gains traction watch the EU powers go to extra lengths to keep them as the accepted representatives in the "negotiations" (wink, wink).

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 21:57 | 5820768 Spiro The Greek
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"sold out Greece"...lets analyze this...29 days ago the idea of exiting the Euro was something supported by the minority in Greece...now everyone is calling out for Tsipras to go the full Monty and say "OHI" to the German "NEIN"...Tsipras is showing to the world that he wants to play ball, he even goes as far as to compromise...but yet the Germans will reject it..hmmm...I wonder what would that do to his current 81% approval by the Greeks....remember..there is more then one way to skin a cat.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:06 | 5819952 Irishcyclist
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Excellent blog entry, Tyler.

Very very funny. Laughing out loud here

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:13 | 5819974 Parafuso
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Only logged in to say that this is genuinely fucking funny.
Valeu galera!!!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 21:51 | 5820737 Spiro The Greek
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All good but sorry to inform you that you are "watching" a watered down, simplified, english speaking mass media version of the series. A bit like a sanitized version of a porno movie made by Q.Tarantino. As such your opinion about its ending is a tat simplified...nevertheless good "light" article....please include a "dragon" because there is no good story without a "dragon".

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 22:34 | 5820836 not a yahoo
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Greece is just a complete basketcase for which the only solution is the Drachme.

The first thing they would have to do is accept wage/pension deflation to stop their multitude of deficits (which they would never to because it goes against their 'pride'/envy). But even that is not going to stop their own oligarchs from sucking the population dry, so they have to print, print, print.

 

The Rashomon analogy is more true than intended, inasmuch as there was an actual true story among the ones recounted. The movie did not intend to present equal viewpoints, it showed multiple lies from which you could construct the truth. Of course the critics won't agree.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 01:38 | 5821354 bid the soldier...
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I thouht it was self evident that Greece will be the first feather in Putin's cap.  If Greece gets the four month extension, they'll take it, if not, either way it's Grexit Nach Russland.

I suppose they'd rather arrive in August and not March, but defaulters can't be choosers.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 01:54 | 5821370 Bemused Observer
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But will Yanis do a nude scene this season?

Oh come on...he's cute.

You guys do realize I'm a woman, right? It's not like I'm some guy saying that...not that there'd be anything wrong with that, but this probably wouldn't be the best place to 'come out'...

Oh wait...if Yanis does a nude scene, who would it be with? Look at the rest of that cast...

Keep your pants on, Yanis, and run like hell!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 10:54 | 5822313 Peter Pan
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Where dies the word drama come from

It comes from the word drachma but with the ch in the middle missing.

The ch stands for change and given that there isn't any we are stuck with drama rather than drachmas.

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