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To Obama, From Russia With Love... And 20 Megatons

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As Russia celebrates 'Defender Of The Fatherland' Day, they had an interesting message on the side of the parade's missiles: "To be personally delivered to Obama."

 

 

h/t @rConflictNews

 

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Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:37 | 5818739 kliguy38
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well now aint that nasty.......hehehehehe

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:38 | 5818742 svayambhu108
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Fast delivery, 10Mach

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:46 | 5818768 Headbanger
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Tylers:  It's really "Red Army Day" which is more like "Men's Day" so that float is a non-official poke at Obozo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defender_of_the_Fatherland_Day

Moscow Times:

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/multimedia/photogalleries/mens-day/5646.html

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:50 | 5818795 kaiserhoff
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As Granny would say, "At least their hearts are in the right place."

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:57 | 5818844 knukles
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Ask a Progressive:  See, more proof that the racist Rooskies hate Obama because he's black.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:59 | 5818861 kaiserhoff
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I've lost count of the reasons I hate him.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:01 | 5818872 knukles
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Oh now, let's be grown up about it and make a hate list so that we know where we stand in a mature and organized manner.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:04 | 5818887 wallstreetapost...
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Why do I have a feeling that Barry is troll downvoting everyones comments.  Big-O has nothing better to do.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:05 | 5818892 Manthong
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Very sexist AND racist of them to do a “Men’s Day”? during Black History month.

Shouldn't Horseface label that float as hate-speech directed towards a quasi-minority oppressed elite person?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:07 | 5818898 knukles
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Mrs K and I were at a dinner some weeks ago and there were 5 other couples.  We were the rational ones.  Everybody else was fairly neo-con and trickle down, threats to America under every rock except one other couple who were obviously Progressives because Mrs Progressive (Who'd had a bit too much wine) asked something like "Can anybody please just tell me what exactly is wrong with President Obama" in a sincere almost pleading voice.  I asked why she's asking (Like to ask is to admit stooopiduity) and she said "so she could tell the children".
I almost puked in my double decaf dessert latte.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:11 | 5818923 strannick
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How about really shake up the power elite and sent it to the Bankers homes in Conneticut?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:13 | 5818937 Latina Lover
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My favorite is a T-Shirt sold in Moscow with the following caption:

Topol does not care about sanctions.

Topol refers to Topol M, intercontinential Ballistic Missile.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:29 | 5819004 Dave Thomas
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I thought Topol was a smokers tooth polish?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:47 | 5819074 TerminalDebt
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Messages like that are just the beginning of WWIII. its jsut escalates from there while the media fans the flames.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:30 | 5819290 Anusocracy
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Topol Gigio, cute little Italian puppet with an explosive personality.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topo_Gigio

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:37 | 5820073 johngaltfla
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The funniest thing is the warmongering myth propagated by the UK and US about Russia invading any NATO nation. Talk about finding a reason to kill 1 million 18-27 year olds to clear up the population problem. Sheesh.

The Stupidest Lie of the Year is that the Russians will “Invade” the Baltic Nations
Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:41 | 5820304 Augustus
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The funniest thing I have read is that someone believes to know what country the crazy Puutie will try to conquer next.  What percentage of the population of Estonia is russian heritage?  That is all it took to invade Ukraine.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 23:08 | 5820975 MontgomeryScott
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OH...

Here, let me post some pics of the Georgia thingie, and change the date from 2008 to 2015, and give it out to a U.S. Congressman; so that the 'wethesheople' will NOT QUESTION the 'fact' that Putin and those Ruskies have been invading Ukraine (ever since 2013!).

Next question: Who CARES what percentage of 'Estonians' (eastern Ukranians) are Russian in heritage, parentage, or language?

FUCK your comment. FUCK your attitude. FUCK YOU for begging for thermonuclear WAR, you lying propagandizing piece of shit.

Your bitch kike sister NULAND summarized your comment; your attitude; and your PAID PROPAGANDA in three words (FOUR, if you count the word 'EXACTLY'):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL_GShyGv3o

FUCK YOU, 'Augustus'.

 

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 23:22 | 5821013 Volkodav
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bored...is post inane crap important for you?

 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 00:40 | 5821230 MontgomeryScott
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One day, right before the Neutron bombs fall from the skies and destroy all of mankind, you will revert to the real name you hold, Boris.

BorisAlotovkrap...

 

His name was 'Francis Marion'!

/s.../s off...

 

Personally, I can't come up with a better name than 'MontgomeryScott' or a better avatar pic than the Titanic taking the final plunge. A 'nom-de-plume' of Murray Rothbard, combined with a pic of the Bismarck, might be considered, though.

A favorite fantasy of mine is having the generals decide that Alexandria, Haifa, Geneva, London [the city of] and Brussels ALL be hit at the same time/at the same hour. Of course, you could add to this list (and expound on it as well).

 

 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 00:47 | 5821263 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Augustus said:

The funniest thing I have read is that Family Circus comic in the Sunday paper that has the arrows showing the complicated path that Billy took on the way home from school. That just cracks me up.

Well, OK, but it's not really reading.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:38 | 5820075 ACP
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Interesting how the bomb wasn't addressed to "America" or "Washington DC", but Obama personally.

Good to see at least the Russians know the leader is the problem.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:47 | 5820114 johngaltfla
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Even a blind cat knows what a turd Obama is and how to bury it. Agreed, at least the Russians are not hating on the US citizenry and by and large, vice versa. This is a hyper bankster war created for WW1 type hysteria that just does not exist on the streets of America or Europe.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:01 | 5820168 Miffed Microbio...
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Let's just hope he is either on the golf course or in congress when he receives his gift. For once in history it would be nice if the innocents don't also get fried. But DC really is a nice second place.

Miffed

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:08 | 5820196 new game
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calling ashton, whats cha gonna do, bad boys, bad boys...

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:36 | 5820295 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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apparently the Russians have satellite photos of Obama's backswing.............

and it's really bad.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:48 | 5820320 Pure Evil
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Unless of course he's back swinging up Reggie's Hershey Highway.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 00:02 | 5821159 Rakshas
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....not to be one of them there pedantic phuckers but I thought BO was a catcher not a pitcher..... no??

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 02:10 | 5821394 roddy6667
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Topol will make your teeth brighter than the surface of the sun.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:35 | 5819329 swmnguy
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I thought Topol was the star of "Fiddler On The Roof."  He didn't care about sanctions, either.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 23:38 | 5821075 Balkan
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Topol is a kind of tree in Russian. They like to name big weapons after flowers and other beautiful plants.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:06 | 5819102 Ignatius
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I'm suggesting sanctions against any incoming Russian ICBMs.  And don't start with that Amazon/free delivery promotion shit.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:48 | 5819627 nmewn
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And strongly worded letters, don't forget the strongly worded letters and the back channel talks telling them how extremely disappointed they are (in the strongest possible terms) about them nuking Peoria!

Yeah, that'll fix em.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:48 | 5819899 Ignatius
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After what they did at Pearl Harbor, how could I forget the strongly worded letters?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 22:39 | 5820903 StychoKiller
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And Joint Communiques, don't leave them out! :>D

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 23:12 | 5820991 Terminus C
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Fuckin' Germans!

 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 00:58 | 5821273 MontgomeryScott
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'KRAUTS'!

Sheenies, queers, towlies, and Commie pinkos should be added to the list, along with Japs, Chinks, Wops, and Limeys. Yips, Nips, and Gyps are up for consideration as well (joining our list with spooks and wetbacks and faggots as 'protected classes').

Sincerely,

Janet Nuland (on behalf of Cannigula the elder)

Thank you for your feedback. A representative will be contacting you shortly.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:16 | 5819983 AGuy
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Except these are delivered by dominos "Any target in 30 minutes, or its free". When these launch, its civilization that will fall like dominos.

 

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 23:24 | 5821017 MontgomeryScott
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Unfortunately, you are completely and totally correct in your comment, but incorrect in the time it takes for a Russian ICBM MIRV to be launched from a submarine off the coast and hit any coastal target in the former United States that has a large population density (Los Angeles, NYC, D.C., Seattle, Boston, etcetera).

The CONUS is made up of, what, four time zones? The Russian Federation is something like 14.

Obama and his handlers are pushing the wrong people the wrong way. They are ASSES.

The 'war' will be over in less than an hour. MOST of the population will be decimated within 5 or 10 minutes. Mount Weather is no doubt a 'primary target' (as is the airport in Denver; and other places).

Cannigula won't care too much though. He'll be playing golf or some shit. It's actually SAD that this fucking asshole probably WON'T be taken out in the first strike.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 02:17 | 5821409 roddy6667
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Here's another option that doesn't even require a submarine. Just any random container cargo ship.

 

http://24sevenpost.com/world-news/aircraft-carrier-killer-shipping-conta...

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:31 | 5819300 44magnum
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Go for the head the bank of banks the BIS in Switzerland. You cut off the head and the body dies.

Rothschild would shit their pants

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:23 | 5819781 perchprism
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Isn't the plural form "Rothschildren"?   The Rothschildren would shit their pants.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:37 | 5819855 Arnold
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I see what you did there and it wasn't funny.

--- via Post Card from Jekyll Island.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 23:30 | 5821048 MontgomeryScott
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'Sign the legislation, Woodrow! Your name will go down in eternal HISTORY!'

('Colonel' House)

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 00:20 | 5821205 GMadScientist
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Rothschits.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:15 | 5818932 Latina Lover
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Gee, I wonder if the Secret Service will be investing the Parade Organizers in Russia for potentially threatening POTUS. I'll bet they are shaking in their boots.. LMFHO!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:21 | 5818977 Jack Burton
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The mood in Russia is ugly right now. With nightly news showing hundreds of dead Russian civilians in towns across Donbass. I have seen some of what is broadcast, and I can guess just how high tempers are at right now. They know Kiev Junta was a coup, and it was an American coup, and they know America is 100% in favor of total conquest of Donbass by the Junta. So it is simple for those people to connect dead Russians with teh White House.

I myself would not travel to Russia again. I have been a number of times over the years. But not now. I can't hide my accent, and trouble is a sure bet if they can get face to face with a known American. Like I said, the mood is ugly! During Soviet times, as an American, I was treated like royalty by people and asked to their homes, and to parties. They hung on every word I said, they wanted what American had come to represent. I mean that too. I stayed with families in several cities, they just forced me to come stay at their homes, while my hotel room sat vacant.

This is what America has done with the Russian love for America in the 80-90's. It has been turned to buring hate.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:34 | 5819018 Took Red Pill
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I've thought about traveling there. I was thinking I'd wear a Pro Putin t-shirt maybe like this;

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2014/06/11/t-shirts-merchandi...

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:38 | 5819039 Took Red Pill
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Actually, here's a better site for Putin memorbilia;

http://www.zazzle.com/putin+gifts

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:33 | 5819831 Latina Lover
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All jokes aside, Jack Burton, I would not visit Russia if I was an obvious American Tourist.  I would also stay away from the Ukraine, especially after the Kiev regime is finally removed.  When the extent of dirty  American manipulations are revealed,  you would be better off walking through an arab souk screaming nasty things about the Prophet.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:50 | 5819902 El Crusty
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No Russian Funk Overload t-shirts? pfffttt!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:36 | 5819028 Mike in GA
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Don't try to get away with that 80-90s lie...The Great Reset, by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, on behalf of President Obama and the entire democrat party, personally delivered the "New" American message of "Smart Power, Smart Diplomacy".  It is ONLY the present administration's abject bungling and elementary-level abuse of the exercise of sovereign power that led to the precipitous decline in Russian-American relations.  

Relations had thawed very considerably to the extent that at least we had achieved the "Art of War" admonition to "...keep your friends close, and your enemies closer..."

The Obama/Hillary "Reset" has become a Refreeze, locked and loaded.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:56 | 5819109 tarsubil
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Riiight. There is a big difference between neocons and liberal interventionists. That isn't the greatest smoke screen and lie ever.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 00:06 | 5821154 MontgomeryScott
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YOU MISSED THE POINT.

Hillary went 'hat in hand' over to our Chicom creditors as Sec. of State, and asked for an extention on the loan in order to combat 'terrorism'.

SHIT.

Did you miss the Chinese West Coast Port 'pullout', and the 'strikes'? Her husband BILL was almost IMPEACHED in '93 after he/she decided to give up the Long Beach (CA.) Naval shipyards to COSCO right before Billary went before Congress trying to enact a 'national I'D' card.

You either didn't know this, or you conveniently FORGOT these facts.

Ask John Boehner about it. Ask former Michigan State Senator Gerald Ford (formerly from the Warren Commission) about it. They'll tell you. Well, maybe they WONT. A 'kinder, gentler' 'thousand points of light' is now approaching. That's the signpost up ahead...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

'You send them to school (and you send them to school), and all they want to do is eat the teacher!'

What's the difference between a 'liberal' interventionist and a 'neo-conservative' interventionist? For that matter, can you DEFINE the term 'interventionist' for everyone?

An 'INTERVENTIONIST' is some one or a small group who believe that they alone have the moral perogative to legislate, control, and manipulate others' lives (for their own good, whether or not the populace agrees or not). This may include propaganda, force, torure, 'mind-conditioning', drugging, or flat-out lies; as methods for control (because 'the outcome justifies the means', in their thought processes). Caroll Quigly wrote about this dialectic tagentical in his famous book 'Tragedy And Hope'.

 

Are you a Glen Beck fan, by chance?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:03 | 5819142 Pure Evil
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What do ya expect.

If you were to meet the evil witch in person, much less naked, you dick would freeze and fall off and shatter into pieces like a banana in liquid Nitrogen.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:50 | 5819405 Anusocracy
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A friend (state police) was the Clinton's personal bodyguard for a long weekend. He was within a few feet in public and stayed in an adjoining suite at their hotel.

His take was that Bill was the type of guy you wanted to introduce your sister to and Hillary was so nasty as to be unbelievable.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:44 | 5819609 Husk-Erzulie
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Well,

He was half right anyway...

(LOL... jey-sus)

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 22:39 | 5820901 BigJim
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 His take was that Bill was the type of guy you wanted to introduce your sister to...

Lol, what? You mean if she's hoping for a lucrative payoff afterwards?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 23:14 | 5820993 Volkodav
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your friend hate their sister?

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:39 | 5819592 daveO
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Russian oil. Cheney was after it in the 90's. Relations fell off when Quadhafi started 'directly' dealing with them. BHO is just following orders so as not to end up JFK'd. 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:44 | 5819059 10Zzz
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Jack, you exaggerating or generalizing. Definitely some hatred towards Washington and at some extend to USA as entity exist. But not to some random guy at least not at the same way. 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:49 | 5819083 HowdyDoody
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The Russians are not as programmed as the average US citizen. They know the difference between the acts of government and the ordinary people.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:50 | 5819086 JuliaS
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"The rest of the world is like a big country. It even has it's own flag. It looks like the US flag, but on fire."

- Robert Newman

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:34 | 5819843 Latina Lover
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They do, but this may not save you from a drunk idiot with a hammer.  Russians are frightening when angry.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:28 | 5819285 lincis
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i think its not the american people the russians hate, its the bloody muppet in DC

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:47 | 5819386 Dathedr
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Have faith, Jack. I am sure that Russians are perfectly capable of identifying friends from foes. We Serbs hate everything Western much more than Russians do, but you wouldn't have any problems with us. :)

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:52 | 5819410 Dathedr
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p.s.

Generaly speaking, those from southern states in USSA are always welcomed with us. Others from libtard states are not. Nobody wants to end up corrupted... to be infected with that libtardic disease, you know. :)

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:41 | 5819579 daveO
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Libtardic disease=unnatural atrophication of brain matter.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:13 | 5820218 Dathedr
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Yes, libtardic disease is very fatal and you should kill its holder, infested, lest they kill you! Be mindful of that!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 23:09 | 5820982 Volkodav
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yeh its like that..

.don't like fake


Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:58 | 5820161 Ace006
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I have always wondered how Serbs view us after the madness of handing off Kosovo to the Muslim thugs.  It was a shameful act on our part.  The only thing I have kept in my mind about Serbia is how your people protected our WWII pilots and helped them to escape.  What a repayment you got from us.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:14 | 5819737 drendebe10
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It's Bush's fault....

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:43 | 5819871 Lea
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"I myself would not travel to Russia again. I have been a number of times over the years. But not now. I can't hide my accent, and trouble is a sure bet if they can get face to face with a known American."

You're wrong, Jack. I've personally seen an American woman and a Russian man fall in each other's arms. She was staunchly anti-war, declared that she was thoroughly fed up with the US hubris and interventionism abroad, and ended up in being hugged by a Russian guy.

The Russians have nothing against whoever means well and wants peace, American or not.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:01 | 5819937 neuronius
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I've got a Skype friend with whom I've been chatting since 2008.  She tells me that it feels like she lives somewhere in Mexico (she lives in Samara), the general mood is very depressing, people either working 4 jobs or none at all, everyone hates America, lots of suicides, people mad at Putin for not being more hawkish.  Sounds rough.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 23:05 | 5820978 Volkodav
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We are in Samara, but not hardshipped. We do well.

Many have not a lot...even neighbors, but people here help each other more.

My Lady recent made wedding dress for neighbor girl to be married.

The family could not have afforded so nice.

But nothing is so unusual or terrible...Overall is not as bad as your example.

ones hit hardest depends on many factors, others unscathed and even gained...

see Windows to Russia blog..

How work 4 jobs? could only do that partime...

 

 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 21:02 | 5824851 neuronius
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My friend may just be depressed.  I don't know, the only view into Russia I have is through her eyes and what I glean from alternative media sources.   She does a lot of part-time work; she's got a PhD in Philosophy (probably why she's depressed), and the conversation is always interesting.  She's an English tutor to Business students, so she gets a lot of feedback from locals who are learning what University teaches, and she cleans houses.  Oh, she also works as an office manager for a small business in the legal profession (another source of depression, maybe).  I don't know anything, I'm from Texas.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 20:48 | 5820517 cyclist
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well said J. Burton. You sir, are correct!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 23:49 | 5821114 Balkan
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In principle, Russians (and Ukrainians, etc.) always make difference between the Power (the govt) and the People. They barely hate the regular American. I doubt they even hate Obama as he is not too hawkish in reality. There are sometimes jokes on him that he is a KGB agent undercover. Probably his name here refers to US establishment.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:17 | 5818957 Latina Lover
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Knukles, most of these progressives and neo con's who are essentially the same deserve their impending poverty for bowing to political correctness rather than facing reality.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:58 | 5819662 FIAT CON
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Just goes to show how a fool and their money are easily seperated.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:55 | 5820148 thestarl
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Death before decaf Knucks

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:47 | 5820315 cnmcdee
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Although very difficult to pin a timing - my best research efforts conclude the following :

Fall - 2015 Financial collapse caused by Japanese Earthquake causing 30 ft tsunami to hit shore of California.  Japan market closed indefinitely, and Japanese withdraw from all US markets and US treasuries, this causes a financial armageddon of sorts, resulting in the eventual 'Obama freeze.'

 2015 - 2018 greatest depression in the history of mankind, Israel goes to war sometime in this point, and America is unable to help financially or militarily as Israel is cut off..  Iran is nuked after a dirty nuke is detonated inside Chicago..

At some point a world currency UN dollar is introduced.

Spring 2018 - Peace treaty.  One day after the signing of the peace treaty a meteor strikes Puerto Rico killing 40 million and it's tidal wave covers 2/3rd's of Florida, causing the Great Madrid earthquake that splits the Mississippi into a 100 mile wide channel.  Portions of Los Angeles slide into ocean, 100 ft tidal wave hits Portland oregon and entire west coast, San Francisco gone...  America is completely crippled, rescue to regions takes months.

2018 - 2021 World martial law system is implemented, with UN troops assisting inside the CONUS..   

2021 - world wide chipping financial system is implemented, non-compliant are incarcerated or eliminated..  Enforced world wide by the UN.

2022-23 Full world wide nuclear exchange occurs when Russia launched a surprise attack against the US from both coasts synchronized and destroying her cities, followed by a Chinese ground invasion.

Get ready.

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 20:47 | 5820516 mt paul
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no aliens....

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 22:27 | 5820873 Cloud9.5
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Juan and Jose ae already here.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 21:19 | 5820628 KnightTakesKing
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You are leaving out the "disclosure" about UFOs and how the world governments (and Vatican) have been secretly working with them for many decades.  John Podesta hinted as much this past week.

The rabbit hole goes very, very deep.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 22:16 | 5820829 401K of Dooom
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You should have told her to feed her own kids to the Tigers now and get it over with!  You poor man!  How can you live with those kind of people? 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:50 | 5819089 booboo
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nah, he's got self hating whites (whiggers) to do that for him.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:04 | 5820185 Abitdodgie
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Big BO has lot's of thing's to do golf' selfie's and bombing the fuck out of people.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:08 | 5818902 Muddy1
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I recall during the first Gulf war American troops wrote nasty messages on ordinance that was dropped on the Iraqui ragheads.  This is a time honored tradition with the mlitary.  Someone complained and American troops were told to stop doing it because it wasn't nice.  Go figure.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:26 | 5818996 General Decline
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Thank goodness they stopped writting those offensive messages on the ordinance.  Wouldn't want to sully something as beautiful and pure as a missle strike on a civilian neighborhood.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:53 | 5820145 Dragon HAwk
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Like pissing on the Bodies of the guys you killed who were trying to kill you, never understood that.  which would you rather see a marine pissing on a  rag head or a rag head  cutting off your son's head, buy that man a beer and piss away gents

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 22:44 | 5820915 BigJim
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I'd rather see the marine and the raghead both back at home.

You don't want to see your son the marine get his head cut off? Tell him to quit before he's sent overseas to ragheadland.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:13 | 5818934 froze25
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I hate only his 1/2 white side, is that still ok?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:25 | 5819264 lincis
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i really dont hate him, i pitty the fool. he looks like a person, whos trying very herd to stay cool and composed, even though he knows he's fucked! 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 22:44 | 5820918 BigJim
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Is that why his swing is so bad?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 23:53 | 5821129 IronForge
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I concur.

When he was first elected as POTUS, he was too junior/powerless as a young Senator, who stepped into the Ring far too underweight.

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:44 | 5820102 Fukushima Fricassee
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18 trillion ^

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:32 | 5819569 daveO
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Be sure and follow the women's lead, so the bosses will let us live,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzrJwzYBUkU

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:42 | 5819057 Felix da Kat
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Could this really be true ??..."  is reporting that a mid-level banking staffer at a Malaysian bank has leaked evidence that President Obama secretly negotiated a $12.8 million personal fee for the release of the five Guantanamo Taliban detainees in exchange for army deserter, Sergeant Bo Bergdahl.  It is alleged that Bergdahl was simply a convenient red-herring pawn that bolstered the plausibility of the administration's cover story and official narrative. The reverse bounty was alleged to have been wired to an untraceable bank account held in a trust by a fictitious corporation through an unnamed third party agent just days before the May 31st, 2014 release authorization. If the charges prove true, it could be grounds for an impeachable offense although with less than two years in office remaining and the lengthy burden of proving the alleged offense, any congressional action is likely to be swept aside. 

 

Good example of how a BS story can spread like wildfire.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:44 | 5819611 daveO
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Then, why the recent stories about Biden's errant behavior? It looks like they are intentionally clearly the path for a successor, there. At the very least, it's to keep him out of the primaries, where he'd syphon votes from their bitches.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:34 | 5819023 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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I love this side of masculine culture of Russia to balance with all the feminist cuntries that the West have became.

Maybe one of the last country on Earth where men and their hard work and lives are rewarded not only by society but also by their own women as well.

Russia I love you more and more !

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:59 | 5819124 Pool Shark
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That's very thoughtful of Russia, but I think Obama already has plenty of nuclear missiles...

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:31 | 5819202 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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Maybe, but he have not those on truck that can move around in a short time.

And I don't even speak that USA one are outdated and not maintained properly.

Edit: As relayed here on ZH sometime ago (for the downvoters).

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:49 | 5820123 Fukushima Fricassee
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Reggie's Missle

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:48 | 5820117 BandGap
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The average male in Russia lives to a ripe old age of 63. 25% of all males die due to complications with alcohol addiction before they are 55 years old.

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/vodka-and-russian-male-life-expectancy/

What's not to love?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:06 | 5820190 Pie rre
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63 would be long enough if you're actually living rather than being in a vegetative state.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 22:43 | 5820909 Volkodav
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That's what living under bolshies will do to you.

but life expectancy is way up recently

hope and new resolve, cos much is overcome and parasites kicked continues.

you seem take pleasure from Russians suffering,

while not knowing your new masters identities...

better worry about your country

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:41 | 5819602 DFCtomm
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Float? It's more like a hat. A menacing hat from Russia. I'm sure the Secret Service is already on it.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:38 | 5819862 ThirteenthFloor
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Correct. It's Birthland, Rodina, or Mother Russia (feminine), Fatherland is Germany, Dutch, Swiss, Swedes, et. al.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:47 | 5819394 Smiddywesson
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Unless it vibrates, they are unlikely to capture Barry's attention.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:07 | 5819474 Quick
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Promises, promises. ....  that's all I hear !!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:16 | 5820236 He_Who Carried ...
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Daniel Ivandjiiski aka "Tyler Durden" aka 'da turd',

please don't worry: It will never fly anywhere,

its filled w/ Putin's Gold...

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 02:23 | 5821420 Mark Urbo
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Reggie will be jealous....

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:44 | 5818774 HonkyShogun
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Careful guys, Obama might try to suck it.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:13 | 5818939 froze25
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Not without Reggie Loves permission he won't.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:14 | 5818940 SilverRhino
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Suck it .... hell he'd try to impale himself on it.

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:08 | 5820200 Pie rre
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With or without the French tickler

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:58 | 5818847 sbenard
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How about sticking it up his hiney before detonation? He'd like that!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:58 | 5820354 Pure Evil
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He's got so much jizz up his ass the explosion would just end up sticking to the wall or the ceiling.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:59 | 5818856 freedogger
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That would sure mess up a golf course.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 20:50 | 5820526 mt paul
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fore....

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:37 | 5818741 Rory_Breaker
Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:46 | 5818785 CitizenPete
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WTH?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:09 | 5818911 813kml
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I think he means Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:44 | 5819064 GeezerGeek
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We know Obama got high in his teen years. I never realized just how high he got!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 22:50 | 5820929 BigJim
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"Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA’s time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970’s, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983."

Like fucking WOW man, *cough* that is some powerful shit you got growing there! *puff*puff*puff*

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:38 | 5818743 SofaPapa
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I don't think people in the US have any idea what their leaders are leading them into...

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:40 | 5818753 Dead Man Walking
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true, and for what ? Nothing.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:42 | 5818765 Bossman1967
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My first thought holy shit my second is we bringing it on ourselves my third hurry up already

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:19 | 5818966 Latina Lover
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Yo Papa, what makes you believe that most people in the USSA think? Just look around you at the 3 ring circus we call normal life in the USSA.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:46 | 5819379 SofaPapa
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There are two different sets of problems going on.  

One, as you describe, is the crowd who think that Yahoo headlines represent reality in the Kardashians, the Jenners, the Biebers, etc, etc.  That is one group of people.  Those are part of any society, and they are always secondary in any political/social movement until the supply lines get cut off.  As long as they are fed and housed, they will not pay attention.  So it has always been, right back to Rome.

The second group, however, is those who have minds capable of solid analysis, but who are caught up in the current paradigm and unwilling to let go of what has worked for them for a long time.  With this group, it is all about trust.  I know several people who are capable of arguing in favor of current policies.  They have evidence to back their point of view, and they marshall that evidence into an organized and coherent argument.  

The trick is that the evidence they are using is all taken from the information they receive from the dominant power source.  Thus, the trust.  I am particularly struck by the way that this group believes in the anti-Putin propaganda.  It's as simple as the age-old story: they see Putin as the enemy, and our government as the good guys (relatively).  These people are not stupid; they just trust their US sources of information.  Any argument is centered on trusting the information around which that argument is based.

These people I know agree that the US system is corrupt.  But it's a question of degree.  As opposed to me, they think that this is a level of corruption that can be survived, and we will come out stronger on the other side.  They see Putin as pure corruption, and the US as "fixable" corruption.

I've said before, I think the most emblematic event of this century is 9/11.  How people see those events is representative of how seriously they view the decay of western institutions.  Those I know who argue in favor of current policy all continue to believe the official storyline regarding the events of that day.  And I get it.  That's a very bitter pill to swallow.  Once I realized the level of evil that must exist at the top levels of our system as shown by the level of those lies, everything changed for me radically.  Some people may never be willing to accept such a view as possible.  It's too far from everything they were taught during their formation as thinking individuals.

I just keep talking to people and try to keep the conversation civil.  Little by little, I am seeing people come around.  Not everyone, but one at a time.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:44 | 5819883 Hapa
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I AGREE this is part of the problem:

"They see Putin as pure corruption, and the US as "fixable" corruption"  

Many people just can't step outside their tribal views.  They have been acculturated, or is it brainwashed??

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 20:48 | 5820482 acetinker
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Elegant, succinct and very, very true, SofaPapa!  Thank You!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:45 | 5818775 new game
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for the celebration of bankers day, every day they take flesh...

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:50 | 5818796 Archetype
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Even less than nothing. Minus.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:17 | 5818960 rejected
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War! huh,,, What's it good for?

Absolutely nothing.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:01 | 5819445 malek
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Nothing?

You call successfully distracting from trillions of broken promises NOTHING?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:40 | 5818754 nc551
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Rulers ruling them into.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:40 | 5818758 NotApplicable
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"Their leaders"

*facepalm*

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:02 | 5818878 cherry picker
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They haven't got a clue and it is about time they woke up and send all off them out of DC and get someone in who knows what they are doing to take the pressure off.

 

My kids are American and if this turns out to be a war this Canadian is going to be pissed.  There are a lot of Mexicans who have family in the US.  You guys will make enemies out of your 5 eye allies awfully quick if this doesn't stop.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:12 | 5818929 HardAssets
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Will make enemies out of allies ? When ?

Canada, Japan, Australia, NATO countries, etc are all vassals to the new Rome. Citizens of those countries better get a clue.

Americans are so ignorant, lacking critical thinking skills, and lied to that it's unlikely that they'll wake up before it's too late.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:21 | 5818975 cherry picker
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Don't kid yourself

The general population where I live resents what has been happening since the Iraq invasion, the antics of Homeland security, NSA and CIA.

We are not USA citizens and live in sovereign countries.  We don't have to kowtow and won't.

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:01 | 5820169 Abrick
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Soveriegn? I guess you missed Bill C-51. That's some serious kowtowing.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 20:56 | 5820548 acetinker
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Wish I could agree, cherry picker.  Folks can "resent" all they want- but damn near half the population is dependent on .gov in some way, shape or form.

LOL!

Keep on "resenting"- it's sorta the opposite of hope in one hand and shit in the other.  See which one fills up first.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 14:15 | 5818946 rejected
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They've heard the shit so much now they're immune to it. It's all a big internet game to many and the rest are too busy to care.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 21:45 | 5820713 KnightTakesKing
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Best news I've heard all day. BTW, the 1 Marine vs. 30 NYPD cops was great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmEHcOc0Sys#t=99

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:38 | 5818744 Kaiser Sousa
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could they please be a little more specific...

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