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To Obama, From Russia With Love... And 20 Megatons
As Russia celebrates 'Defender Of The Fatherland' Day, they had an interesting message on the side of the parade's missiles: "To be personally delivered to Obama."
h/t @rConflictNews
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SCUD dildo?
Just the tip.
, bitchez
Biggest Orgasm eva, a real FUSION going on here !!!
SCUD dildo, no, just Obama's freudian fantasy.
Reggies new love toy ?
See above, great(nasty?) minds and all.
I would say it's the shape, but then
I knew a chick who got turned on by the Washington monument. She called it the biggest phallic symbol ever built.
Chicks get crazy around Horse sluggal.
Now that I think about it, she was a Harvard lawyer.
Maybe insanity is contagious.
Nope. Insanity is definitely hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Obama sez, 'prolapse imminent'.
Reggie is a giver not a taker.
Which means that Obugger is really the Obuggee.
"YES YOU CAN!"
I think the Russians are way, way, way more willing to throw down than the neo-con goon squad is compared to concede. This would be an optimum time to stop fucking around in Russia's back yard.
Wait... what? That's a Soviet era Hammer and Sickle on that missile. Who exactly is putting on this parade?
MEN.
That kind of shit happens every now and again, when dealing with men.
A lost concept in the West...
Yeah.. We have Fag Day.
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/multimedia/photogalleries/mens-day/5646.html
Chicago, along with the CME, has the largest queer poulation per capita in the nation. It is also a Rodham stronghold.
'Darling', you need to look up the political partiies in the Duma and their percentages.. Russia is still very much soviet.
The flag has a similar relation to modern Russia as the Confederate flag has to the US.
They can go there too...
looks like one of the floats in the Macy's day parade. at least its green, and i am sure its good for the environment, as it eliminates a great deal of polluting industry and green house gases.
Where is the Stay Puff guy?
if it lands on the Capitol when in session, it eliminates most of the deadly greenhouse gases in the US.
That aint got shit on Reggie............................................. Perhaps its a strap on for the wookie?
From Russia with love.
I don't think Obama can read Russian...or this English translation. I believe in Russian phonetics it looks like this: Obama ne chitayet pa rooski ili pa angliski.
And why the fuck not? The US has restarted the Cold War, and the Russians are just giving them a friendly reminder of what that means.
And at least the Russians have the right target, Washington, D.C.
Get rid of that festering boil on the arse of America, and the populace would take to the streets and rejoice.
Take out Wall St. and the problem in DC will evaporate.
At this point you'd have to take out Wall Street, Hong Kong, London, DC, all the Central Banks, Tel Aviv, Rijhad, all the NSA facilities. That's a lot of fallout.
IDK. We have a small military that a good chunk is untested in battle. Like Tyson said : "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. "
Micro-nukes on all places you mentioned...freedom breaks out, worldwide!
Suicidal tendencies run rampant through these threads not to mention the glaring cognitive deficiencies.
Question: Do you think the devastation would be limited to those cities, supposing that no more nukes go off (pipe dream)?
Answer: World-wide chaos and death on a scale that is difficult to imagine until the strong man steps in. Positive things do not come from power vacuums.
The problems that scenario would create would far out weigh our current predicament. No, this knot cannot be undone so easily.
That is the target.
First Kiev.
Then Poland.
"The champagne salesman" is calling.
Sounds like russian public opinion is on the side of thermonuclear war. It appears the hatred is building over there. Not a good thing.
appears the Great Satan has found a new audience
Obama has one with Obamacare written on it.
The true enemy is not Obama. It is War itself.
Which Obama is starting...therefore he is the enemy. That missile doesn't say USA. It says Obama. It appears the Russians understand perfectly what is going on.
YES=)
too bad americans do not...
Which Obama is starting...therefore he is the enemy. That missile doesn't say USA. It says Obama. It appears the Russians understand perfectly what is going on.
No, in that case it would say "zionists" rather than Obama. Obama is just a puppet; whereas virtually all the shit-stirrers the world over at present are Zionists.
Can he bomb DC and NYC for us and limit the radiation damage? We may just welcome them as liberators.
Can't we just offer them Biden (can't forget him, either) and Obama in return for a truce? Take care of three problems at once.
we need the shareholders of the Federal Reserve
"I know where you live."
What a waste.
Look on the bright side : The roads will be clear of snow all the way to Centreville !!!
forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.........
Now it's Obama's turn to "bend over and spread-'em".
Man, this is mother fucking AWESOME!!!! And totally just made my day hahahaha. I am definitely going to save this picture and use it as my facebook background pic hahahahahahaha EPIC yo!!!! Russia don't fuckin play. The PEOPLE in Russia are fucking ready to throw the fuck down.
pleb
>using spybook
>using "yo"
>way too many exclamation points
Chad is just an excitable boy. As long as he's not killing hookers - more power to him.
As compared to most Americans who simply want to lay down.
Parading around an Obamacare suppository - how quaint.
I wonder how much it is costing me for every immigrant child in America to get one.
Enema of the state?
If they would only threaten to nuke Israel first if any war breaks out, peace could actually break out.
The banksters need to repay us.
Haifa and Tel Aviv will be vaporized into oblivion within the first hour. Hopefully, the Russians also have real time tracking on those Israeli Dolphin class submarines. The Russian Navy needs to simultaneously launch several torpedoes at each of those boats and remove them from the equation.
I thought we were at war with ISIL not Russia?
And Afghanistan, Yemen, Sudan, Somalia, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Egypt....Texas, Florida, Oklahoma, "the aliens"... did I miss any?
"... did I miss any?"
You forgot me. And you. Oh, and your neighbor. Don't forget the rest of the American country.
I think that that is it. We'll see.
The banksters need to repay us.
The Goa'uld ( no in fact we support the Children of God since they landed in Tel-Aviv.)
Russian diplomacy seems different from ours.
Yeah. It is successful.
Obama's policies in the ME and Europe only make sense if he is a Muslim that hates white people and Western culture. If you start from that point, everything he has done makes sense.
yeah, but he's a Zionist. Can one be both a zionist and muslim at the same time? I'm starting to think so.
After the way he has treated Netanyahu, I don't think he likes Jews at all. Did you see where obama had him over for dinner, but served no Kosher food? That was probably the most personal insult made. But, there were a few of them. The latest is Obama's cronies trying to make a big stink about Netanyahu addressing congress without bothering to check in with Obama first. There is no love there--Which makes sense in the framework above.
Sad to see the world hasn't moved beyond this military testosterone bullshit considering that we are supposed to be more intelligent, insightfull & creative than our forefathers. I guess not!
Those banksters have safe compounds in the southern hemisphere away from all the mega-tonage nukes going off. They'll be back to make profits again on a rebuild.
Looks like some kid is carrying around a foam prop of a nuke.
Ah the gobble nature of ZH sheeple.
You're the first one to Spot that, Good Job. i noticed the hands and scaling issue but you nailed it.
Starting to like Putin and Russia more and more everyday!!
Once the nukes are released all above ground will be toast, the bankers/nwo and the oligarchs will be undergorund waiting to rebuild. Neutron bombs limit structural damage.
What a fresh and inspiring way to express yourselves.
Unlike the hypocrits in the US will claim publicly "i'm outraged!!!" and then discuss plans for blowing up the entire world after they fill their bunkers with virgins. Disgusting. Whole lot of em.
Since they're targetting Barry - just stay away from golf courses and you'll be ok
Don't worry, he forces everyone off the course when he goes to play. He believes his kingship gives him authority to do so.
Walk Tall and carry a big nuke. Putin's geting the message. It's just those on DC aren't.
Any of those bunkers around DC will be hit multiple times. Wouldn't want to anywhere near those.
Wow. They are not fooling around. It is amazing that they have done this; It must mean the "partnership" is officially over.
Obama can take every inch of that.
Funny how some shit comes back to boomerang some folks......
What a fine mess you have got us in now Ollie ( substitute your fav Nato leader )
They don't call him Obumerang for nothing.
Warning to US chicken-hawks:
DON'T POKE THE BEAR!
Its a town parade prop, not an international statement.
I wonder if they are going to put Hitlerys name on one.
In keeping with the falic meme, I can't imagine a vagina shaped missle would be very aerodynamic...
The wind drag coefficient would be enormously challenging to solve for on that particular reentry vehicle.
but they did. look at the photo. obame. shicklegruber in russian
Maybe we could talk Putin into a tactical strike on Obama instead.
Enemy of our enemy... I'm pretty sure this means Putin is our friend.
Yaaawwwwnnn! Just another Haliburton-General Dynamics sponsored war parade!
I'm sure glad Obama and the Democrats came in and settled down the whole world after the Bush men were in office... Everything's so calm now.
Not funny, adults should not play with nuclear weapons.
News Flash:
Entire list of Republican and Democratic presidential nominees have withdrawn from the race and are heading to parts unknown.
Some of Obama's minions must be on here, look at all the downvoting. Hysterical. The funniest part is that they think they can stop everyone from knowing the evil Obama and Co are up to. Time is short Obama... The Reaper is coming fast. This is going to be fun to watch.
Fatherland, Motherland, Homeland. Hey oligarchy go fuck yourselves.
In casual conversations, I always refer to DHS as "The Department of Fatherland Security" Most people never notice...
Oooh nooo! We better borrow another US$1T from future taxpayers to give to the U.S. military complex so they can share it with their contrator friends in order to keep us all safe & sound! Moar debt is the only answer! Lots moar!
Obama's Victoria Nuke-land has everything under her control.
Oh please, FSB Tyler and the Putin fluffers achieve a new level of childishness. Incidently, Russia's actual nuclear forces are in such disarray that it rarely deploys even a single SSBN. The US always has several deployed continuously. 24 missiles times up to 14 warheads each times up to 475 kilotons each = 160 megatons, + or -. (Though rarely deployed in that configuration) The reason the Russians built nuclear weapons with such large yields is that they sucked at building accurate, reliable delivery systems. Or maybe they are just compensating for certain, ahem, inadequacies?
Those road mobile Topols that keep moving around are quite enough.
mr.cia fluffer you need to update your database.
dat look like d'submarine more den d'missul, if'n 'bama get dat fum roosky, he ca' crack it open, den suck out all d'seamen...
It's kind of a large suppository, but I'm sure barry is a big enough asshole to take it.
That would sure spruce up the Macys parade.
“Mine’s bigger than yours”. I don’t know if females of the species are any better, but males, especially vertically challenged males, are a sorry ass lot. Hinting at nuclear Armageddon isn’t “manly”, it’s childish. Hey, but it plays well to the sheeplekovs, both at home and here on ZH. The Soviet-era hammer and sickle is a nice touch. And here I thought just King Jung-un was the only clown still putting on these kind of parades.
Interesting that at least one Russian media outlet still has the cojones to publish freely. The other day, Novaya Gazeta's editor claimed the paper is in possession of documents showing Putin planned the invasion of Ukraine and seizure of Crimea weeks before the fall of his lapdog Yanukovytch. No doubt the editor is about to get “Politkovskaya’d”.
http://www.novayagazeta.ru/
“A Russian newspaper claims to have an official government strategy document outlining the invasion of Ukraine that was prepared weeks before the Ukrainian government collapsed last year.
The editor of Novaya Gazeta, Dmitri Muratov, reported the document during an interview with Echo of Moscow, a radio station.
Muratov said the Russian document appears to have been drafted between Feb. 4 and Feb. 15 last year. He said the overall strategy included plans on how to break Ukraine into autonomous sectors, immediately attaching now war-torn southeastern Ukraine to Moscow’s tax union, with a longer term plan for annexation.
The plan suggested “the main thrust should be Crimea and the Kharkhiv region, with the aim of initiating the annexation of the eastern regions.”
The strategy document also calls for a public relations campaign to justify Russia’s intervention. The newspaper did not release further details of the strategy at this point.
However, Muratov said that the strategy paper contradicts the Kremlin’s claim that it annexed Crimea as a reaction to residents there feeling threatened by Ukrainian nationalists in Kiev. If authentic, the strategy document also would appear to have outlined the precise course of the pro-Russian separatist rebellion in the Donbas, which includes two regions, Donetsk and Luhansk.”
That "government strategy document", I don't suppose there is the teeniest chance it was produced by the CIA. Nah, that could never happen.
1.) Who's better at propaganda, US or Russia? Uh, Russia by far.
2.) Where is it now legal for foreign entities to propagandize? The US of A.
Great link with some different views. Thanks!
I wonder what State Dept lie generator, Jen Psuck-it will have to say about this
Apparently the Psaking will now be lying from the White House instead of the State Department:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSaWZQLdDr0 (enjoy the video, but Psaking starts at ~1:50 into the vid)
I hope everyone recognized this picture as a piece of false flag photoshopped propaganda. Putin is no dummy... smarter than Barry is. Do you think Barry et all would parade a nuke around and put Putin's name on it? This either a setup, propaganda or satire.
Photoshopped or not...It is nothing official
so why some here feel need and/or stupidity to exaggerate?
I can draw a corrupted parallel that isn't all that accurate. Greece spent billions on the Olympics that they didn't have, borrowed it and now are busted and busted. Putin spent something like 51 BILLION on the Winter Olympics and now are the most loathed nation in Europe. The specter of the cold war turning into a real hot war is upon a Europe that didn't want it and can't believe its really happening. Never mind that Europe also has a ticking time bomb of Islamic majorities about to challenge democracy (in the next 20 years or so). Perhaps Putin really is mentall ill? What about it? We can't do anything about his inanity. Its not like allowing a soap box for Senator Joe McCarthy who destroyed all kinds of lives by inuenndo and fabrications. No, Putin can end lives and is doing a bang up job of that in Ukraine while scaring the shit out of the Balkan states. Talin, next?
www.paulcraigroberts.org
vineyardsaker.blogspot.com
Greg Hunter on YouTube
Search warmonger Victoria Nuland who brags it only cost $5 Billion to bribe or overthrow all the politicians in western Ukraine
When Nikita Kruschev put Russian missles in Cuba, JFK could not let than stand and, now, the exact same thing has happened, in reverse. America has taken over Ukraine and, worse, we are blowing them to pieces. Putin cannot let this stand. America is the aggressor here. We should not be in Russia's backyard.
TV is a propoganda machine, owned by the same warmongers who want to own and destroy the people of the world. Don't get your news from the warmongers.
US missles in Turkey, was before Cuba
better check facts before post
Russia was double dealing with Hitler in WWII if Europe and the USA lost. There was a reason for the missles in Turkey. Be sure to check ALL your facts before posting. Have a nice day.
Hitler?
Better explain...
Turkey missles were aimed at Soviet, not Germany
Is that like missles in Poland for Iran?
btw WWII was Stalins USSR, not Russia
Soviet was never a Russian construct
from 1917 thru Stalin was never Russians in control
Stalin was not a Russian
even Kruschev and Breznev were Ukrainian nationals
When I say Russians I'm mean that as the people of the Soviet Union are still russian as ethnicity. But Stalin had pact with hurler that was found out about after the war proving general patton correct about the real enemy were the Russians/soviets.
The soviets could give a flying fuck about us but couldn't make the same deal as he made with hurler to divide up Europe between the two.
Yeah it was socialists vs communists but they are part of the same thing. They both opposed the evil capitalist America.
The missles were pointed at the soviets because they were not honest brokers of wanting peace.
The current situation going on now in the Ukraine is we have a president who gave Putin "flexibility" by overthrowing an elected government of Ukraine to give Russia the legal reason get involved.
Ophagh is doing everything to under mid the credibility of this nation so I agree with those that say the US started this whole clusterfuck, as by design.
No it was the West who was double dealing with Hitler; USSR had a non-agression pact which contained part of Poland's partition. Browse about information on Munich agreement between Britain and Hitler. That was a double dealing and betrayal of ally Czechoslovakia which was then partitioned between Poland, Germany and Hungary. Also, do not forget that Britain was the one who started the war. Britain and France declared war on Germany, it was not the other way around.
So impossibly wrong! Germany invaded Poland in September 1939 introducing the concept of Blitzkrieg. You could always consult Wikipedia for fact checking as you appear to be a total stranger to books.
Ignorant post.
Better learn yourself of provocations and atrocities on Germans by Poles.
Churchill the Brit War criminal told he would have war and the Pollacks pushed
to start war on Germany.
Wiki is not complete authority on anything.
Yeah and Neville chamberlain got assurances from hitler that he wasn't going to invaded Poland let alone kill a bunch of joooooosss!
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new hasbara! fresh steaming buns.
welcome aboard. you sound like a history major.
russia and hilter and missiles in turkey... ???
Btdt- hey dipshit. Why don't you look a few
Post below to see my retort and realize that their is only 1 down vote because the facts of history speak for themselves.
Quit your trolling with your incorrect spelling of hasbara, take a step back and literally go FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dROwEc4VyJA
True! Kennedy was pissed because he wanted the military to remove the missiles in Turkey, but they either wouldn't do it or dragged their feet. Consequently, the Russians moved missles into Cuba. In all probability the Cuban Missile Crisis would have never happened had the military moved the missiles out of Turkey as directed. But the military knew better than follow a civilian President's orders.
These were the same psychopaths behind the assassination.
That seems the best answer.
Nikita was pressured into installing the missiles into Cuba, as we now know.
are you pointing at Fox or RT?
Da! Centrally Banked 'loathed' bubblehead.
In my book that's a GOOD thing. The United Sheeples of Europe don't lose sleep over Russia.
inane babble
State Department pays you to write such babble?
Surely, you are a shill. and I will call you Surely.
Amazing. so many negative votes for something perfectly accurate. Just Russia sympathizers around here. But it is easy to love another meglomanic like Putin, when compared to the wuss Obama.
hasbara swarm today.
is ZH really so important to the neoz and their flyover butt boys?
McCarthy did not "destroy all kinds of lives by inuenndo and fabrications". He outed a number of communists in senior positions in the US government who were working for the USSR. That was unforgiveable to the Democrats who slimed and hounded McCarthy.
When the USSR collapsed and Russia then allowed access to relevant archives, those archives revealed McCarthy was correct in his claims.
+100.
I think they are more interested in trade, making money, and what not nowadays.
There is still a genuine hard-core communist party, but not a majority.
Fucking hilarious...you "dare" saying ANYTHING negative about Russia and you get severly downvoted
Fuck you...you fucking ass holes...take your Russian propaganda, and go fuck yourself...this whole fucking site is a propagnda wing of Putin
Fucking sickening...
If Russia is so great why aren't people "flocking" to live there", why? because it is a one trick pony economy based solely on oil, and is also a totalatarian regime shithole
I don't fit the target audiance however I am not American and I don't like your Politics. Wrap the flag around yourself and fuck off yourself. You think whatever you do is right and Just. I don't. You step on countries, and I will fight for peace. Maybe well meat on the battle field and I'll get you in my sights you stupid stupid man
How do you know a lot of people are not going there?
It might pick up pretty damn soon!
At least Russian serfs have bomb shelters.
USA!USA!USA! does that make you feel better.
the usa is on the wrong side of history, the side that loses badly, with the neoconutz. winners always fill the stadium.
the usa is so far gone it needs to end so it can begin again. if putin is the catalyst then putin is my hero.
Hey fuckstick, how are those sanctions feeling these days?, and oooh yeh baby that oill price? she is skyrocketin..your fucking hero is raping your CUNTRY
"Wrong side of history"? how is that dicksucker? You fucking douchebag.....explain it to me, can you put s couple sentences together? wait, maybe i need to post in pitures so your infeebled "intellect" housed in your fucking empty melon could posibly grasp what i am saying..
Aint that right my little noodnick fuck? got Vodka?
average pottymouth....
better worry about your own country
Me thinks ye doth protest too much....
poor kanada, hasbara infection.
why don't you just pubilsh todays talking points in full in one post each morning? - easier for you and the rest of us.
Russia has, ways, shown military might in May Day parades. It is nothing new.
Naming the target may be new.
I can only imagine the outrage on this board if a parade in America had nukes saying "Iran", "Syria", "North Korea" or "Putin" on them. But isn't , just Putin promoting crazyness and the supporter cheering.
you imagine too much
your proof President Putin promoted this?
The American Administration relentlessly demonizes Russia and those other three countries and is actively bombing and involved in a military occupation of Syria and has instigated an anti-Russian nazi-led coup and a civil war in Ukraine. But okay, fuck Putin if he was saying, "fuck Obama."
I'm sorry, but demonization is word reserved for Russias propaganda against Ukraine.