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To Obama, From Russia With Love... And 20 Megatons

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As Russia celebrates 'Defender Of The Fatherland' Day, they had an interesting message on the side of the parade's missiles: "To be personally delivered to Obama."

 

 

h/t @rConflictNews

 

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Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:43 | 5820097 btdt
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habara habara why bother to come here?

 

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 15:41 | 5819366 TrustbutVerify
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How's that for a 'foreign policy reset.' 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:04 | 5819454 Dathedr
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I think there are new versions of SLBMs and ICBMs now, like Lainer, Sineva, Bulava, Rubezh, Yars and Sarmat. Russia has the best weapons, especially rockets, even though she spends just a fraction on military compared to the Empire.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:02 | 5819457 Jano
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In my opinion Barry Soetoro deserves 20Mt.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:14 | 5820222 lakecity55
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Where is the big bottle of KY they need to "launch" it?

Or were they gonna do it raw like in Deliverance?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:10 | 5819484 Buster Cherry
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Barak, please stay the hell out of Houston....

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:11 | 5819486 eyesofpelosi
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Viva dc gone!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:19 | 5819517 Dathedr
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Russia will need more people, so if you wish to become Russian better to do it now: ask for citizenship and start learning Russian. America is dead anyway. Zionists and Brits killed her. Bastardos. With enough of you Constitutional Americans, and with some of us who share your founding fathers views, there should be enough of us in Russia to turn her into what America once stood for.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:40 | 5819559 Jordan Cove
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I have relatives in Siberia, they are Lutherans in fact.  Emigrated there voluntarily from the Polish-Russian border in 1910. Incentives kindly provided by Pyotr Stolypin.  Descendents still farming in idylic settings a few hour drive from Lake Baikal.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 16:54 | 5819647 Volkodav
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"Give Russia twenty years with neither internal or external interference,

and you will not know her"

                        -Stolypin-

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:40 | 5820078 Dathedr
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And Pyotr Stolypin was killed by a Jew Bogrov (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitry_Bogrov). Let me tell you something: I browse to see who Stolypin was, and right before I opened link to that chacacter Bogrov, I had known the assasin was a Jew. It's like a subtheme of all Russian troubles of last century -- they all start and end with the Jews. Something to always be mindful of.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:14 | 5820219 Jordan Cove
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Another twist on the Stolypin assassination - "However, it has been alleged that Bogrov was permitted to act at the behest of extreme right-wing elements in the Tsarist secret police who detested Stolypin because of his agrarian reforms and his flair for parliamentary government. (Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn extensively investigates and gives full credit to this conjecture in his historical novel August 1914.)"

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:08 | 5820201 Jordan Cove
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You, gentlemen, are in need of great upheavals; we are in need of Great Russia.
?Pyotr Stolypin Source/Notes: 
Words on his grave; originally the ending of his Duma speech (24 May 1907)

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:19 | 5819998 Dathedr
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Ah, yes, lake Baikal is beautiful. I've never been to Russia, but looking at this video (below) you can see why. :)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NtdmNVNosA

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:11 | 5820212 lakecity55
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What does it cost in Rubles? We could get cheap passports right now!

I might consider it for a time-share on the Crimea and some hot chicks.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:16 | 5819739 Chuck Knoblauch
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Those wild and crazy guys.

The other side says bend over barry.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:46 | 5819834 Lea
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"To be personally delivered to Obama."

They mean via air mail, but without the mail?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 17:36 | 5819854 bid the soldier...
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Aw, did the anti-Russian faction of zh, get all trickle-down when they saw a styrofoam rocket with Obama's, their hero, name on it?  Held aloft by Putinites in wearing sunglasses.

Never mind that this was Moscow's own 'DUDE DA" (in english, Doo Dah) Parade.  Or that the cyrillic letters and decorated Red Star were crazy glued on and would have come off in the supersonic trip to the second floor of the not-so-White House. 

The real mockery of America were the Synchronized Marching ATM Machines that spurted out real dollars bills courtesy of the Fed, which many Muscovites didn't even bother picking up.

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:25 | 5820020 Dathedr
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You should try making some sense first, libtard. Take that bar away from your jaws and speak up!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:46 | 5820110 jomama
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Stupid.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 22:18 | 5820840 bid the soldier...
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So Dathedr

What would you call someone who joined ZH 28 weeks ago, but did not make his first coment until 2/19/2015. 

Five (5) days ago.

 

I'd call him a sneak and troll. 


Tue, 02/24/2015 - 05:30 | 5821616 Dathedr
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What's that you are talking about, retard? First comment I made was the day I got here -- that would be 28 weeks ago, yes. I would definitely call you a moron, a stupid libtard degenerate. I got that right first time, didn't I? Spotted you in a sec. You are libtard, a stupid Western cunt!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:58 | 5820160 Dathedr
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Ah, sorry. Up vote. I read your whole comment the 2nd time. I was lost at "Putinites wearing sunglasses" first time around. You pay too much attention on meaningless details.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 21:44 | 5820708 bid the soldier...
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I know

You pay too much attention on meaningless details.

I blame my mind for that.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 07:01 | 5821678 'argar the 'orrible
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There is a saying in my country, take care of the pennies and the pounds (£) will take care of themselves. In other words, everything is in the details.

No point, just thought I should mention it.

Have a nice day., or whatever.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:09 | 5820199 Dathedr
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And also that type of soap opera triviality you are having there. It serves no other purpose than being food for idle gossiping. You are not a soap opera actor, are you? I know this is not a soap opera, so if you're not an actor, then that triviality is completely redundant you know.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 21:42 | 5820699 bid the soldier...
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You prolly saw me on "As The Stomach Turns."  

I played Dr. Notwell for 14 years.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:33 | 5820060 Goldenballz
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I think this is rude... 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:36 | 5820072 pendragon
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a complete non-story - except a blatant rallying cry for the fluffers. NEXT....!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 18:53 | 5820143 European American
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Where do I sign up to help them deliver it?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:03 | 5820173 BendGuyhere
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After Hillary gets elected it'll be a giant tampon.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 20:07 | 5820386 Berspankme
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I think Hilary has a cock

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 20:44 | 5820502 ultramaroon
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She has both. She amorphodite.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:04 | 5820177 Proofreder
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Oh, Bullshit -

Previous poster correct - nothing more than a balsa-wood replica with a hammer-and-sickle logo that has not been seen for awhile.  Obvious very few of today's posts were written after actual inspection of the picture.  But Hey, don't let reality spoil the diatribes.

Fools and Tools and Idiots abound.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 21:00 | 5820562 northern vigor
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It may be fake...but not nearly as stupid as that re-set button Hillary gave to the Russians when Obama was  elected.

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:08 | 5820195 lakecity55
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At least we can bet he'll be arrested for faggotry if he ever deigns to visit Moscow.....

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 19:40 | 5820303 Dragon HAwk
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That missile is about 5 foot long and  being carried  by a Kid. Styrofoam or cardboard, but nice paint Job..

  nice freedom of speech, in an American Halloween parade he would be pulled off the Street.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 20:02 | 5820370 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Go Russian Federation!

 

Down with Corporatism in America, drop the bombs on the Corporatists

in the largest cities in America.

 

Go Putin... raw raw raw!

 

Drop one for the Old Gipper right on New York City, eh!

 

Fidel Castro was right about America.

 

Go Russia!

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 21:06 | 5820583 insect0man
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{ shrug ] It's only a model.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 22:19 | 5820841 Spiro The Greek
Mon, 02/23/2015 - 21:33 | 5820656 Meltdownman
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trOEkPjp6jU

 

Reagan's answer....Obozo has no clue

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 21:46 | 5820717 Volkodav
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answer to what? how does this apply?

 

 

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 21:39 | 5820686 Bumbu Sauce
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Nice painted tube.

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 22:00 | 5820775 Joe Tierney
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I dunno, does Big-O even have the brains to figger out the Russian insult?

 

What if Big-O threw a hot war against Russia, and nobody showed up? The French, the Germans, the British, the USAF and the Navy decided they didn't want to be blown to smithereens, and they just damn well decided not to show up?

 

What could Barry do? Throw a hissy-fit and pee his panties?

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 23:02 | 5820969 Vinividivinci
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Russian-sized nail gun !

Mon, 02/23/2015 - 23:38 | 5821076 one_hundred
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my co-worker's ex-wife makes $80 hourly on the computer . She has been out of work for 10 months but last month her paycheck was $12310 just working on the computer for a few hours. look at this now... www.globe-report.com

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 00:52 | 5821180 earleflorida
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A big difference from an atomic (Uranium)weapon on a missile to that of a hydrogen (H) bomb?!?

Question[?] What two chemical elements make up the bulk of the universe. The most abundant chemical/gas element is Hydrogen (gas), and following a close second is Helium (gas)! The divine marriage of unmasking dark-matter via dark energy?!? Can someone say the making of a freakish "White Dwarf" in reverse tyme???

Indeed, the world has been prophesied to end in a ball-of-fire? Heresay? I`don't think so...no moar! Think Carbon and Oxygen's footprint in a ozone-free-- zone'd-out black-hole horizontal event!

Nuclear war is survivable if rogue nations are taken out ie., Pakistan, N. Korea...

If the Hydrogen Bomb is nesting in a Missile, it's lights`out, for planet earth. Russia/USSR has (forget about SALT & 1991)/had the most powerful Hydrogen Nuclear Weapon on the planet in 1967.  They (USSR/Russia) were also light-years ahead in laser-technology, contrary to what the western MSM boast.

Ref:   http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/1113334436/what%2%80%99s-the-difference-between-an-h-bomb-and-an-a-bomb-020215/

jmo

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 01:09 | 5821302 asophocles
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Who has Vlad's suicide watch tonight? 

And keep those damn belts away from him - that wily dictator's adept at finding anchoring spots where no one else sees them (they're not looking low enough)!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 01:11 | 5821307 asophocles
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Tsar Bomba helped Russia achieve...uh, umm, ooh, ahh...well, okay...bankruptcy.

 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 05:06 | 5821597 mog
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Let us hope the Russians are better than Americans at 'precision' bombing.

This is one bombing most of the planet can agree with.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 06:50 | 5821672 'argar the 'orrible
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Well... this shows the Russians do have a sense of humour, which counterbalances the ravings of our favourite 'washington' fascists.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 07:28 | 5821714 Jack Daniels Esq
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Hildabeast & Yellen have tiny weenies

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 07:51 | 5821738 q99x2
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Everybody hates Obama but he doesn't care because he knows how to Holder his Bernanke.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 08:11 | 5821773 Unix
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What a load of horseshit...really? Gonna drop da bomb on Obomber LOL!!! All of these govts have gone crazy Ivan!! Yes, ALL of them, America's too!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 09:16 | 5821911 Bogdog
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Is that a dildo in your parade or are you just glad to see me?

Thu, 02/26/2015 - 13:15 | 5831783 spqrusa
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Bring it Bitchez!

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