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Caught On Tape: The Moment Fundamentals Catch Up To US Equity Markets

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As the chasm between earnings (tumbling most since 2008) & macro data (90% misses in February and weakest  in 11 months) and the inexorable rise of the US equity market yawns ever wider, we thought the following clip (from South Korea) perfectly summed up what happens next...

 

"No one could have seen this coming..."

 

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Bad news is good news... until it's not.

 

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Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:38 | 5823745 rsnoble
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Awesome.  Send Obama for a visit.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 17:01 | 5823871 Harbanger
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Obama told them they didn't build that.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 17:07 | 5823897 e_goldstein
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If you like your hole...

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:53 | 5824323 SilverIsKing
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I've seen a hole in one before but never a hole in two.  Or is it Two In A Hole?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 02:13 | 5825861 Save_America1st
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And the first thing a normal human reaction should be to do is to drop down prone on the edge of that hole immediately and try to pull those two people out of that hole.

 

But no...the sheep-tard....true to form...has minimal helpful reaction and shows what a total fucking loser he is.

Stay classy sheeple...way to be. 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 17:29 | 5824003 Muddy1
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Obama told them they didn't build that.

Obama told them they didn't build 'dat.

There, fixed it

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:17 | 5824174 Squid-puppets a...
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i think weve finally found our shovel ready job

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:36 | 5824259 Pure Evil
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Beware the gaping Yellen chasam.

Ok boys, if you insist on spelunking, then you'd better strap on your 2x4's

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:31 | 5824469 StychoKiller
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Standard stud length, then? :>D

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 02:28 | 5825904 one_hundred
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my neighbor's mother makes $86 /hr on the computer . She has been laid off for 10 months but last month her pay was $21128 just working on the computer for a few hours. go to the website... www.globe-report.com

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:38 | 5823748 davidalan1
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nice inverse.. lets play hockey--  my guess  red team wins

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:40 | 5823750 saints51
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Mother Fucking Winning!!!!! Team America!!!!!

To the korean's structure issues: Study roman engineering.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:55 | 5823836 suteibu
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Apparently happened next to a construction site.  Injured man (29)  woman (25) (Asians have a fixation on age)

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 17:00 | 5823856 Son of Loki
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Two sheeples get some blowback.

 

Oh well.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:41 | 5823760 Eastwood
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City Pensioners: WINNING

City Infrastructure & Citizen Pawns: NOT WINNING (worse than nil)

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 17:06 | 5823894 Never One Roach
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They were, "rehypothecated" ... physically!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 21:26 | 5824916 franciscopendergrass
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Because sidewalks and roads don't vote and can't accumulate their union dues to pay for political campaigns.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:44 | 5823773 stant
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Sink holes are showing up everywhere

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:51 | 5823814 Magnix
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Yeah, its called Internet! Without it you probably going to hear one or two of sinkholes nearby.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:44 | 5823779 i_call_you_my_base
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Stimulative. Probably two jobs created from that.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:59 | 5823852 Tall Tom
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If they survived and are permanently physically disabled as a result, then it created more jobs than two.

 

 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:04 | 5824363 CH1
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Minor injuries only.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:45 | 5823782 FieldingMellish
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Kept aloft by pillars of (printed) money.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:45 | 5823783 buzzsaw99
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probably due to fracking

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:48 | 5823796 venturen
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global warming!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:52 | 5823823 cro_maat
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Russian weather weapons.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 17:00 | 5823860 NoDebt
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Bush's fault.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 17:03 | 5823876 Son of Loki
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Kim jong Un ... sneaky bastard!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:34 | 5824479 StychoKiller
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Obamacare suffers another "Glitch", as consumers fall thru the cracks.  (Headline from some webpage or other!) :>D

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 17:07 | 5823896 Bunga Bunga
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Putin did it.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:47 | 5823792 adr
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Bullard should be getting blowjobs and underage hookers for life.

The biggest monetary stick save in history. Apple has added what almost $200 billion in market cap since Bullard Day. October needs another holiday.

Instead of giving candy, everyone lines up at people's doors for a swift kick in the nuts. As the foot is delivered the kicker yells BULLARD!!!! The ultimate expression of what Wall Street has done to main street.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:54 | 5823834 cro_maat
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You forgot the free discount brokerage account with that kick in the nuts.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 17:24 | 5823986 DetectiveStern
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If you work for the Fed pretty sure you get all the underage hookers you like regardless of what you do. I'm rather suprised you can't trade futures in underaged hookers the amount of them the elites go through. 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:49 | 5823798 Heavy
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I'd feel bad blaming satan for this, I would not feel bad for blaming the monetary/currency system's "ideals" and its organizers.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 16:53 | 5823832 Who was that ma...
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Absolute proof that time travel is real.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 17:16 | 5823942 giggler321
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Run for it Marty

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 17:05 | 5823887 besnook
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if you look at the left edge of the chart the red line is near vertical to meet the green line. the same thing will happen this time.

you just have to believe it and it will happen. smoke a ball of hopium. it helps.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 17:20 | 5823966 DelusionalGrandeur
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Krugman just jizzed in his pants....

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 17:49 | 5824072 geno-econ
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Just walking the Fidelity Green Line for security, retirement and happiness----oops!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:03 | 5824117 Secret Weapon
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Drag me to Hell!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:08 | 5824131 Archetype
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Remember that chart from spring 2013. Was exactly the same at that time.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:24 | 5824205 Bemused Observer
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Apparently sinkholes are becoming quite a problem in some areas. I can't think of anything more fucked up than suddenly being sucked into the ground...
The Weather Channel had a show about these in Florida. One guys house started going down while he was in it, he barely got out alive. And one woman went out into her backyard, was talking on her cell phone and fell into a hole that opened up right under her...good thing she had the phone to call for help.

Very creepy.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:41 | 5824278 Pure Evil
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Well, in Florida they're sucking as much water out the aquifers as humanly possible. In the next 20 years the whole state will be one big sinkhole.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:15 | 5824677 Northern Lights
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Florida is essentially one big swamp.

Can you really be surprised by hearing about these things.

I remember a condo building on Disney World owned land was swallowed up one morning.  The whole building!!!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:37 | 5824265 swass
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Clearly carbon credits would have helped prevent this unfortunate incident.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:40 | 5824501 GFORCE
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5 or 6 years been calling the top now. What a sad way to spend one's life. Of course you'll be right eventually.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 21:58 | 5825035 HardAssets
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Plenty warned about the over heated markets in the 1920s. Yet they kept going up and the 'naysayers' were met with jeers.

Then one day in 1929 ...... everything changed in a way that was unimaginable to most people before then.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:40 | 5824504 WTFUD
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Bullshitard and Geithner are two cunts in my top 5  whom i'd never get tired of smashing in the face with a baseball bat. These worms are the errand boys of the cabal who'd slit their mother's throats for a leg up.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:41 | 5824515 blindman
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cutting edge funny/tragic,
i hope these two survived and recovered as
hope springs eternal.
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Tue, 02/24/2015 - 21:54 | 5825020 youngman
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Just think if our fat Walmart shoppers hit that..we could lose billions in revenure..

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 22:36 | 5825178 ms8173
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That must be where the ones have gone that have fallen out of the workforce!

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