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Janet Yellen's Subtle Message To America

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h/t Jim Bianco

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"Here's what you can do with your "Audit The Fed" Bill!"

 

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Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:19 | 5824178 swass
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Sit and spin, bitch.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:21 | 5824191 kliguy38
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She's so out of her league. She's the Bernank for the next flush....only this time you'll believe her when she says "I had no clue"......hehehheheehe......she's picked because she IS a moron and no one would ever believe its all planned

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:25 | 5824215 bania
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Handsome devil.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:27 | 5824220 TruthInSunshine
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Fuck you, you midget sized, Woody Allen voiced, gout-from-too-much-pastrami, turkey wobble neck, Yentl chosenite.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:29 | 5824227 nope-1004
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How ironic.  Look at the titles on the screen.  The hypocrisy is mind blowing due to the fact that: 

1)       No monetary policy exists.  It’s all made up on the fly through immediate liquidity needs of member banks.

2)      The Feral Reserve is not Federal, but an international baking cabal.  It also has NO reserves.

 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:29 | 5824231 Pladizow
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She's simply giving us an opportunity to smell Hilary!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:38 | 5824272 Buzz Fuzzel
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Nice photo shop.  Reveals what our betters think of us even if it is not her digit.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:43 | 5824288 Thirst Mutilator
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It's the one she uses to press the Ctrl+P key

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:52 | 5824316 Pure Evil
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And give Barry O a prostate exam.

So is that what the "P" stands for in Ctrl+P?

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:01 | 5824354 Never One Roach
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Devalue US Debt Through Inflation? Three Lessons from History

 

" America is a country that owes money," agrees Philippa Malmgren, a former Bush advisor and now head of a risk consultancy in London . "It is natural when you are a debtor that you lean in the direction of inflation, because it makes paying it back so much easier."

The logic is simple: inflate the number of Dollars in issue, and you'll shrink the real value of each outstanding Dollar you owe.

 

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article4735.html

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:12 | 5824397 J S Bach
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What a horrid little troll.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:01 | 5824609 wisefool
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don't forget (for those who watched the hearing) The congress critters had japaneese anime type eyes asking if the the fed could help them with FISCAL policy.

Gun.foot.shoot.ponzi.collegedays.greek.system.secret.societies.as.long.as.normal.people.let.us.get.away.with.it.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 21:28 | 5824928 metastar
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You conspiracy theorists are taking things out of context yet again.

That finger is meant for the American public.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 03:12 | 5825964 rocker
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@wisefool  Never forget when the Bernanke said, "I will not monetize".  

That is exactly what they are doing. Both in real terms and devalued dollars.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:30 | 5824748 TheFourthStooge-ing
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No monetary policy exists.

It has been replaced by a monetary propagandacy which has been determined to be of equivalent value (after making certain complex adjustments which cannot be understood by anyone who doesn't already understand them). They call this hedonic adjustment.

Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them.

The Feral Reserve is not Federal, but an international baking cabal.  It also has NO reserves.

But of course! That's how it's done in Vichy DC. All legislation, programs, and departments have names which are the exact opposite of their true nature. I mean, the Patriot Act empowered traitors. Since its establishment during the Carter administration, the growth of the Department of Education has been inversely correlated with SAT scores. The Ukraine Freedom Support Act pours fuel on the fire of a fascist nightmare by arming nazi death squads.

Need I even mention the Affordable Care Act?

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:29 | 5824230 Usurious
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that message is actually from the rothschilds........

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:50 | 5824309 Chupacabra-322
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Here's what should happen to Janet & the Rothchilds fingers.

Casino Cheaters Justice skip to 2:15.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KYa1IsxGVuc

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:12 | 5824398 XqWretch
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Man how has no one offed this fucking troll already? You would think some retiree woud get the job done right? I guess we are really THAT dumb...

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:35 | 5824257 JamaicaJim
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...you left out pruned cunt, hairy legged cankle hosiery wearing cottage cheese assed Yoda-wannabe

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:41 | 5824508 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Fuck you, you midget sized, Woody Allen voiced, gout-from-too-much-pastrami, turkey wobble neck, Yeti chosenite.

Possibly fixed a typo.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:27 | 5824224 nuubee
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I think the middle finger somehow makes her more attractive.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:32 | 5824246 angel_of_joy
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She looks like a (somewhat more) feminine version of Emperor Palpatine.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:59 | 5824346 Agent P
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Clearly photoshopped....she's much uglier than that. 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:42 | 5824284 negative rates
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She was picked because they can't stop shouting at the Fed and might as go all in when the shtf.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:50 | 5824312 Buzz Fuzzel
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"she's picked because she IS a moron and no one would ever believe its all planned"  Same reason we have Uncle Joe Biden as number 2.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 21:56 | 5825026 logicalman
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Biden as Vice is the best protection O has!

 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:14 | 5824404 Cheduba
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Fuck you Bernanke! Oh, I miss those days.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:21 | 5824193 max2205
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Blow me bitch 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:24 | 5824209 drendebe10
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"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman."  Fred Sanford, Sanford and Son....

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:38 | 5824494 Id fight Gandhi
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Um... White?

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:38 | 5824271 angel_of_joy
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You don't want that... She bites !

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 02:23 | 5825894 one_hundred
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my neighbor's mother makes $86 /hr on the computer . She has been laid off for 10 months but last month her pay was $21128 just working on the computer for a few hours. go to the website... www.globe-report.com

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:20 | 5824181 maxmad
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Back atcha witch!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:21 | 5824184 Stoploss
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LOL!!! Another Print!!!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:21 | 5824187 NoVa
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Bad Grandma movie coming to a theater near you soon !

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:21 | 5824188 Rainman
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If Granma not happy, nobody happy .

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:21 | 5824190 Rehab Willie
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This is for you and the horse you rode in on.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:21 | 5824192 junction
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Time to exorcise the Fed. One century is enough.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:11 | 5824392 walküre
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Know a good priest?

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:22 | 5824197 hangemhigh77
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Back at ya bitch

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:24 | 5824201 pcrs
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At least less obfuscated than Greenspeak.

Getting more direct over there, the gloves come off

http://thefreethoughtproject.com/secret-police-facility-black-site-disco...

 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:05 | 5824372 sTls7
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Greenspeak- king of the double talk.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:23 | 5824202 One And Only
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I wonder what her blow jobs are like. 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:16 | 5824237 CourtJester
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INTERNET SUCKS TODAY...DOH

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:30 | 5824239 CourtJester
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Shirley you can't be serious!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:35 | 5824256 spinone
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He is serious, and don't call him Shirley.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:52 | 5824321 Bunga Bunga
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Ben, Alan?

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:34 | 5824253 Utah_Get_Me_2
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Gummy and leaving your dick smelling like fixodent

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:54 | 5824328 Pure Evil
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At least you won't be sufferin from a Zinc deficiency any time soon.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:23 | 5824203 Bill of Rights
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Douche bag says what ?

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:56 | 5824333 Pure Evil
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Where's the nozzle, I's got to get Barry O's jizz out of da mouf.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:25 | 5824212 kchrisc
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As funny as that is, her real message comes in the form of soldiers, and the local gun and badge thugs.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"Guillotine the Fed. Audit the heads."

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:28 | 5824229 wmbz
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The good news for the un-fed is that the vast, vast majority of the population are totally clueless as to how completely soul corruptingly evil these people are.

Destruction/devaluation of money has been their course since it's birth.

They are pure evil, and will be very comfortable in burning hell which is where they should end up!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:57 | 5824337 Pure Evil
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They're not Pure Evil, I am.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:30 | 5824238 Seasmoke
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Fuck you Mr. Yellen. ... That's the most honest Truthful picture I have ever seen.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:34 | 5824254 JuliaS
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From Wiki:

  Yellen was born to a Jewish family in Brooklyn, New York, the daughter of Anna (née Blumenthal) and Julius Yellen, a physician. She graduated from Fort Hamilton High School in the Bay Ridge section of Brooklyn. She graduated summa cum laude from Pembroke College (Brown University) with a degree in economics in 1967, and received her Ph.D. in economics from Yale University in 1971 for a thesis titled Employment, output and capitalaccumulation in an open economy: a disequilibrium approach under the supervision of James Tobin and Joseph Stiglitz.

...

Joseph E. Stiglitz is an American Jewish recipient of the Nobel Prize in Economics, in 2001, which he shared with George A. Akerlof and A. Michael Spence for their analyses of markets with asymmetric information.

...

and the list goes on.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:41 | 5824281 Niall Of The Ni...
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The real secret to her success? She also happens to be Akerlof's wife and rode up the ranks of the profession on his coattails. Janet is probably the first person to make it to the top job in a central bank on her back.

"Yeah, I'm a JAP and a tramp! You gotta problem with that?!"

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:48 | 5824552 Pareto
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Tobin was one of the biggest proponents for relaxing the FED's balance sheet while clamoring for an end to the gold standard - making the most noise of anybody.  Stiglitz, not so much. Tobin's assertion was that if the dollar could be unshackled from gold, that the FED could do more to manage the economy's boom and bust cycles.

Yeah.....thanks for that James.

 

When things go to shit, we should be able to go to Tobin's house, kick him out then sell it and all his shit with it - as a demonstration of what true price discovery (unfettered capitalism) looks like.

 

END THE FUCKING FED!!  (its one of those days.....can't stop saying it). 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:55 | 5824261 Arnold
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What was that famous POW photograph with the whole crew displaying the bird in the picture?

My advanced age and juvenile onset Alzheimer's prevent me from recalling it's circumstances.

(Please tell me that Yellen photo was shopped.)

http://www.usspueblo.org/Prisoners/The_Digit_Affair.html

Ah yes Pueblo.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:44 | 5824290 DannyTX
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Is that flour on her dress?  Go bake some cookies Granny Good Bitch!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:44 | 5824291 Pareto
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Listening to her testimony this morning - fucking repulsive long drawn out quasi New England accent - like a retard talking to a bunch of retards.  Nothing she fucking said made any sense - it was like - "wait....fuck what?", where each word was conjoined with and by her arrogance.  And yet both her and her colleagues know absolutely nothing.  Just fucking making it up as they go along.....and she is their idiot spokesperson.  Well at least Obama got that right.

There are few people in this world where I have ever felt compelled to throw my shoe at the TV in an effort to get them to STFU.  And she be one of them.

 

END THE FUCKING FED!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:04 | 5824365 sTls7
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Bravo, man.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 22:00 | 5825046 logicalman
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I never have that problem.

No TV.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:46 | 5824296 Brokenarrow
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bernanke bolted because his kids were being threatened. they put this dirty, old whore in front because she has nothing to lose. she is tantamount to hitler. my prayers that she drops dead tonight, only to be replaced by the crown family of chicago that profits from burning kids alive for profit.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:06 | 5824634 nuke ISIS now
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Dude to say that you are fucked in the head would be kind

You are tantamount to wasting space, do us all a favor and die

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:48 | 5824301 BustainMovealota
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Because she knows who owns Washington and runs this game,  the Fed

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:52 | 5824317 e_goldstein
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No, fuck you, Mr. Yellen.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:52 | 5824319 Lea
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Waw, great education they get in the Ivy League universities.

Thankfully, they're so expensive anyone has good reasons not to send any of their kids to one of these pigsties.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:56 | 5824336 Bunga Bunga
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It's the banker's secret sign for "I quit". 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:00 | 5824348 honkadoo
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It's a conspiracy man!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:01 | 5824351 FightingtheFed
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It's trickling down!!!! Times are good!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:01 | 5824353 sTls7
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LOL.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:02 | 5824357 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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After "fuck the EU", "fuck USA".

This is promising...

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:05 | 5824370 Oswald did it
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"The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"

 

 

 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:51 | 5824566 Who was that ma...
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The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had my dick in it.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:02 | 5824613 e_goldstein
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Stay away from my garden gnomes.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 21:22 | 5824899 mijev
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I think she's had michele's dick in her mouth a few times.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:16 | 5824412 raywolf
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These people who think they know so much about the economy, never spent a single hour of their lives watching the ticker and seeing how the markets actually trade....

they are like 1800s doctors.... only at least victorian doctors actually treated patients, even if they didn't know what they were doing....

these guys not only pretend they know what they are doing, when they are complete hacks.... but they never actually traded so much as a penny stock themselves....

imagine putting your faith in a surgeon, who has never treated anyone, and only operates on out dated theories.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:41 | 5824514 Duc888
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Raywolf:These people who think they know so much about the economy, never spent a single hour of their lives watching the ticker and seeing how the markets actually trade....

 

Why would they when thy have the magic "print" button?  That's the genius of fiat.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:52 | 5824571 Atomizer
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Hillary had a reset device. Didn't have a translator. Whatever.

http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/Reset_Invade_Ukraine.jpg

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:50 | 5824814 Arnold
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Excellent analogy.

Rough delivery.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:16 | 5824413 ArtOfLife
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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:33 | 5824474 Bastiat
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I can't tell without more detail.  But if it was shopped that should be disclosed.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:18 | 5824426 flyingcaveman
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At least she's not pretending to scratch her nose like that chickenshit Bernanke. Balls!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:22 | 5824439 Atomizer
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Janet Yellenski, Janet Yenenski…. A fucking Pollack from East Cleveland, OH. Her dialect gives her away. All she needs is an accordion while singing, don’t audit me.

Hoolihan and Big Chuck - Dueling Accordions

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:25 | 5824447 Vinividivinci
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What's white and smells like Obama...
Mr.Yellen's middle finger. :)

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:30 | 5824460 giggler321
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Scary s*** isn't it?  that's why my hair turned white

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:39 | 5824499 Joe Tierney
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I just realized that "Janet Yellen" is nothing more than an avatar, created using a morph pgm, when they fed Greenspan in one side and Bernanke in the other.....

 

This "Yellen" thing came on out......

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:44 | 5824527 Herdee
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We need a little dog in order to pull back the curtain.Nobody has seen the great OZ,not nobody!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:44 | 5824529 orangegeek
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clever yellen at it again

 

well aligned with that reprobate jackass in the white house

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:49 | 5824545 q99x2
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Fuck the FED. Arrest that globalist mad woman before she gets us all killed.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:53 | 5824576 Who was that ma...
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Is that Janet Yellen or one of those blow-up dolls?

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:54 | 5824581 saveUSsavers
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Who silenced Stiglitz AND Voulcker ? BOTH SPINLESS FRAUDS of the.1%ers

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:01 | 5824605 Chuck Knoblauch
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Feed the bitch her tuna salad before she eats the Chairman!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:02 | 5824614 Billy Shears
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Dat bitch look likes Jamie Dimons in drag, eyes swears!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:16 | 5824679 I Write Code
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There is no god but Dollar, and we go with the profit.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:26 | 5824730 goldenbuddha454
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Can someone put together a side-by-side of her and Bob Keeshan.  That would make my day!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 00:45 | 5824799 silentsock
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God....

She looks like a re-animated corpse. Has anyone seen someone that looks so dead be alive? LOL

Stick some fangs in her mouth, and she'd be a terrific vampire. One also has to consider that she's probably wearing lots of makeup to look 'good' for those public appearances. She makes Hillary look like a super model.... (yellen probably has better ankles though)

She could certainly land a role on The Walking Dead!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:52 | 5824822 buzzsaw99
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Master Blaster runs Bartertown! [/Auntie Entity]

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 21:18 | 5824887 Anonymous_Benef...
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Let the ravens feast on that rotten bitch's beady little eyeballs as her body decomposes in a field.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 21:30 | 5824934 Quantum Darwinism
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Clear signs of dementia... *sigh*

An aging population is turning into a tragic dystopian nightmare.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 21:34 | 5824955 kelley805
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Come on.  Those slick Fed pamphlets are tricky to hold on to. Just like the contents.

If you laughed at that, here is another website,

http://michaelekelley.com/2015/01/30/elephant-in-the-room/

Thanks

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 22:31 | 5825167 medium giraffe
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"go fuck yourself san diego"

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 01:32 | 5825792 Jack Daniels Esq
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Yellen is Obama'a mama - cant fix stupid

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 03:24 | 5825978 joego1
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Someone was asking her about an audit I assume.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 05:08 | 5826083 Catalonia
Thu, 02/26/2015 - 11:54 | 5831402 Sorry_about_Dresden
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That is just her way of saying "hello"

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