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Welcome To The Recession?

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It's different this time...

 

 

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Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:04 | 5824118 TruthInSunshine
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Screw that noise.

The MSM says that the Obama Economy is Awesome!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:07 | 5824128 nuubee
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*pulls face out of some chick's chest*..... It's good to be a banker.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:12 | 5824154 max2205
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So fucking what, that's when you load up on moar stawks with leverage!

They eliminated the business cycle effect on the'market'.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:27 | 5824222 Nafets93
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Yeees....Need...Moar...Stawks....!!!!!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:08 | 5824135 Temporalist
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red is the new black

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:15 | 5824172 NoVa
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Totally Awesome - let's go golfing like Dear Leader.

NoVa

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:11 | 5824390 Thirst Mutilator
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Yeah but... EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! [when you're part of the team]

 

We've reached Weimar proportions on awesomeness!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:37 | 5824268 Bossman1967
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Man its so awesome I am gonna buy a bentley and do a pile of coke on a hookers snatch tomnight. Good for GDP not earnings see how we do it lmao

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 02:25 | 5825897 one_hundred
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my neighbor's mother makes $86 /hr on the computer . She has been laid off for 10 months but last month her pay was $21128 just working on the computer for a few hours. go to the website... www.globe-report.com

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:08 | 5824129 KRUZER
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..........all that chart tells me its that,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,08 was an anomaly.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:09 | 5824137 Rainman
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The GDP is whatever the boyz say it is .. nothing REAL about it.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:09 | 5824139 SpasticGramps
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Looks great to me! More APPL please.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:09 | 5824140 Hohum
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How many of those other times involved QE and ZIRP?

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:12 | 5824150 RaceToTheBottom
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Debt solves everything......  Or was it the other way around?

 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:12 | 5824155 wendigo
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Figures. Everything will end while I'm locked up and unable to get my preps finalized. 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:48 | 5824547 TheReplacement
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Live in Chicago?

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:13 | 5824160 Stoploss
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Sell Gold!!!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:27 | 5824226 Nafets93
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When in doubt, sell gold.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:14 | 5824161 atthelake
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dup

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:13 | 5824162 atthelake
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It's a recession when you have a decent job. It's a depression when you don't have a decent job.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:18 | 5824176 JuliaS
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"The Depression wasn't so bad if you had a job".

(The Forgotten Man: A New History of the Great Depression" by Amity Shlaes)

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:49 | 5824306 swmnguy
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That's exactly the level of insight one would expect from Amity Shlaes.

Indeed, my grandfather ran a hardware store in southern Indiana through the Great Depression.  He said it was really bad.  So bad, in fact, he had to make his own job.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 21:11 | 5824867 FMR Bankster
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The 30's were great if you had a job. Prices dropped like a stone and wages were slow to follow. Of course you were constantly scared sh*tless you would lose your job, but as long as you had it things were good.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 21:51 | 5825004 rsnoble
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LMAO shit aint gona be like the fkn 30's.  People nowadays are gona lose their minds and the fucks prancing around that got shit are gona get shot.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:14 | 5824166 taketheredpill
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Obsessive Compulsive Man will get carpal tunnel from obsessive click red arrows.....

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:17 | 5824175 NoVa
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Where's my red arrows?

 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:22 | 5824194 JuliaS
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You can give yourself one if you want.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:30 | 5824235 BigRedRider
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As long as the markets are in the stratosphere, there is no recession.

 

Laissez les bon temps roulez.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:30 | 5824240 venturen
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NIRP FOR EVER!!!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:33 | 5824247 venturen
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Obama assume everyone loves to bend-over and take it like him! 

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 18:38 | 5824270 Nafets93
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Could we maybe all soon begin to gently light our torches and bring out the guillotines for the bankster fucks?

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:17 | 5824421 fed_depression
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The fun will be watching 18 PE jump to 36 and then 72 if they let it get that far.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:29 | 5824743 Winston Churchill
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Got to watch that cubing dice when you gamble at anything, especially backgammon.

You think yo're sitting on a jackpot, and it turns out to be the crapper.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:27 | 5824452 cn13
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I see the -1 troll has shown up today.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:41 | 5824505 venturen
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Let them eat stocks!

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 19:59 | 5824602 Zero_Head (not verified)
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This article is rayciss to suggest the Obowelmovement is lying about the Obowelmovement economy.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 20:48 | 5824803 BeerMe
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The business across the street from me is going out of business.  I don't know whether it was completely financial or in combination with wanting to be done.  I know it has been slow for them.  Pretty sad.

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 23:44 | 5825427 neidermeyer
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I'm waiting out my company ,, they're going to crash and burn soon ,, revenus is real weak... 99 weeks here I come..

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 02:37 | 5825929 ersatz007
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guess you haven't read the news...no more 99 weeks...

Tue, 02/24/2015 - 21:22 | 5824903 TheAntiProgressive
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It's a race to the top of the debt pile.  Get there before the music stops.

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