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Artist's Impression Of The Inevitable Nasdaq Endgame
Nasdaq 5,000 or bust (or maybe ...and bust). The following clip came to mind as we see the Nasdaq ceaselessy inflated day after day, defended as 'different this time' on every mainstream media channel, and increasingly focused on fewer and fewer large stocks...
Seven employees of New Jersey Natural Gas, six firefighters and two EMS first responders were injured at the scene...
We suspect more will be 'injured' when Nasdaq blows...
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Looks more like a Meth lab going up
The NASDAQ, I mean.
The house looks like a gas leak.
"Yeah, I got a light."
It's called a blow off top...
No pun intended...
Damn you ISIS!!!
As a staunch liberal, I am really shocked that surrounding homes didn't implode and collapse at a freefall speed due to high heat. Usually when a building blows up like that, surrounding buildings fall, too, is what I strongly believe.
The real estate agent for this property has changed the wording on the ad to: "A home of brightness and cheer. A light and airy design that features outdoor living at its best."
What happens when I have too much cabbage on St. Patricks Day...
Looks like Oprah lit her fart.
..... when going door to door looking for a gas leak..... knock on the door don't use the frikin doorbell......
As a fellow staunch liberal, I assume you are referring to WTC 7.
I believe that structural engineers call it "sympathy collapse". It can be modeled using calculus and finite element analysis and moments of inertia and stuff like that, which I don't understand as I am a staunch liberal with a degree in gender studies.
Freedom to collapse at any time is a fundamental right of buildings.
I don't believe you're a real liberal. Gender Studies majors are racists.
Not if they're lesbians. Or Lebanese; I can never tell those apart.
You mean there are Gender Studies majors who aren't lesbians?
They came from Lesbanon.
How dare you! I'm far staunchier than you. I'm more liberal than, than, than something that is very liberal indeed! And you should be silenced AT ONCE for doubting it.
That's what happens when you turn up the pressure to reach more folks, some of those faulty appilances can leak gas into your house, now only do you pay the gas bill, you lose all your stuff in the explosion too.
Yeah, how did the administration miss their chance to offer this video up as "proof" that ISIS is committing terroist acts inside the US?
knucks...good one
shock wave shook the car! gnarly
Made Mrs McGillacuddy's souffle fall across the street, and old granddad, well, he shit his pants real good.
lol ~ INSTANT CLASSIC knuck!
This is precisely why, if you like DUTCH OVENS, you should never, EVER, smoke in bed!
Alice: "You mean to tell me that you didn't vote for Frank McGillicuddy?"
Ed: "McGuillicuddy? I don't even know how to spell his name."
I hate Lucy...
That'll buff out
He shit his pants real good was funny, but I give it to you fat man with sagging tits. "That'll buff out" is the winner.
I can't stop laughing!!
good quality banter at the hedge tonite
Janet qweebed while smoking a joint with Big Sis.
So qweebed is a verb?
No foolin'?
Rub some dirt on it?
Why was this posted?
Because the Tylers wanted to MACGRUBER you for yuks.
time to rip out some fuckin throats. cunth!
When shit blows up, I want all of the youtube clips and animated gifs at the ready so I can at least get some comedy relief as I watch the industry, and my job, disappear.
To make this explosion truly analagous to the NASDAQ blowing up, the video clip needs to have a TV commentator off to the side saying that it was really just a small firecracker going off in the front yard, very minor damage really, and the house will be good as new the next day. In fact, expect it to be better the next day. There's your NASDAQ analogy.......
And how about just before the explosion you can have a bunch of CNBC asshats down there talking about how great the infastructure of the neighbood (NASDAQ) is, and how we have reached escape velocity, etc.
too bad there weren't a bunch of cops in the house. Damn.
that will help the housing market
Krugman just jizzed to all those breaking windows.
Yea, maybe if they could get some airliners to crash into residential areas it would really help the economy. Maybe the Army could explode a nuke somewhere in like some heavily populated area and say, "ooops. sorrry, sgt fukup screwed up."
Wow, powerful nail gun!
For the record, I was nowhere near there.
If your erection lasts longer than several hours please pierce penis to release said contents.
It blowed up real good.
We blowed up some folks
Still with these upwardly looking markets - glass half full, wink, wink; my realtor says no problem selling the land and remaining bits as a fixer'upper for the same money so quids in...
Of course the cops weren't there in time to protect and serve. If they were there maybe they could have at least shot the dog before the house blew up.
1000 is the low.
When that happens, ZHers will be gathering en masse for the largest circle jerk since the days of W.
I like how the yellow circle highlights the area I need to watch because with out the highlighted yellow area I might miss what is most important about the video. Cuz I am stoopid, and stuff.
yea, me too. ha ha duuuuuh. yup.
That will leave a mark - so wil the bubble bursts
'I had a chocolate chip cookie and a glass of milk. I dipped the cookie in the milk and the
shit blew up.'
Rest in Peace, Rich
That's why you never want to run Natgas in your home. Better off sticking to the whale blubber from scooter riding obese walfart customers. In the end they just do a slow burn in a kitchen mishap like a bacon grease fire, you'll not immolate 15 messican werker bees.
That's it?
Saw that happen in Virginia in 1967. House behind us. Killed a family of 5. They surmise "dad" got up to go to work and flipped a light switch.....that's all folks.......
Dad worked for "the company". Lotta whispers in the neighborhood.
mercury switches? saigon? im supposed to retire! im too old for this shit.
In UK, when they switched from gas produced from coal, which was basically carbon monoxide and hydrogen and would kill you pretty quickly, to natural gas which doesn't, there was a guy tried to kill himself with gas. After about half an hour of no success, he gave up and sparked up a smoke. Demolished the house, but the bugger still survived! Ended up doing time, can't remember the exact charges though.
Where's my fire ball. I want my fire ball.
Something's not right here.
Heisenberg omen
see how high the market will go before it comes down? dow 30000! happy times are here again!
no muppets were injured in making this PSA, yet!
I had a house go up like that a few years back. Not funny. I went on about a weeklong bender after that, with the theme, "Sorry I blew up!"
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Some of my colleagues are so dumb if NASDAQ were at 4,967,000,000 tomorrow, they would still fucking buy it.
That's pretty difficult to do with natural gas. Propane is much more likely to cause that sort of explosion, since it forms flammable pools, where the natgas just dissipates, and has to reach high concentrations to ignite.
I can see it now. Some chick with a fluorescent vest walks in: "Hey guys it's dark down there, let me turn on this lamp. NO WAIT, DON... KABOOM!"
Stuff like this always seems to happen in New Jersey.
Very few times in my life have I felt the urge to laugh uncontrolably and feel absolutely terrible at the same time. Watching this video was one of those times.