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HSBC MoNeY LauNDRY...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 02/25/2015 11:14 -0400

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Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:31 | 5828679 astoriajoe

When weed is no longer under this crazy prohibition, I wonder if HSBC will transfer drug dealers to teller positions.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:21 | 5828649 Mike Honcho

"No tickey no launry!" (all tickets provided by FED in collaboration with the SEC and DOJ, anyone attempting to launder without ticket will get Madoffed, those abusing ticket privlages may face fines up to and including 1% of on the books profit)

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 15:02 | 5828012 Handful of Dust

No need to worry yourselves. Not One Big Fry will see an indictment. They'll simply bag all the small fries trying to hide their pennies in some secret account.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:19 | 5828330 TruxtonSpangler

Check out the history of HSBC. It was originally set up to launder the opium trade money gained from british colonies. Why would they stop now?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 14:59 | 5827998 IronForge

WB7,

No Opium / Drug / Gun / Blood / Laundry Worker Slave Paraphernalia? (bada-bing!!!)

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 14:28 | 5827847 TeethVillage88s

Well probably, IDK.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 18:29 | 5828923 Lumberjack

Evergreen/UPC

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 14:03 | 5827727 astoriajoe

before clicking the iamge I was imagining a fat old italian (HSBC CEO) woman from the 1920's doing laundry in the alley of a nyc tenament, but this works too.

Much credit to Mr. Banzai. I hope he's remembered in history long after this all blows up.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 13:53 | 5827666 the grateful un...

i have some murky tranches, i wonder if they can give them a AAA rating as well?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 13:36 | 5827592 Shekels

Wm. How about lampooning the christian pope, head rabbis and top muslims - don't forget the european aristocrats, including the british queen and her brood.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 13:34 | 5827578 dexter_morgan