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If You See A Terrorist Say Something, FBI Warns After Busting ISIS Threat To "Kill President Of US"

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With the invasion of Syria, pardon, the "Islamic State" on behalf of US allies in the middle east imminent, it is time to send the fear meter to Max, and spook the US population with the reminder that far from being expert, Hollywood-quality video editors, ISIS is engaged in not only in selective, carefully sponsored and funded beheadings several thousand miles away, but is operating right under everyone nose.

According to an FBI announcement today, "a criminal complaint was unsealed in federal court in Brooklyn charging Abdurasul Hasanovich Juraboev, Akhror Saidakhmetov, and Abror Habibov with attempt and conspiracy to provide material support to the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), a foreign terrorist organization. The initial appearances of Juraboev and Saidakhmetov are scheduled for later today before United States Magistrate Judge Lois Bloom at the U.S. Courthouse, 225 Cadman Plaza East, Brooklyn, New York. Habibov’s initial appearance will be held later today at the U.S. Courthouse, 300 North Hogan Street, Jacksonville, Florida."

The charges were announced by Loretta E. Lynch, United States Attorney for the Eastern District of New York; John P. Carlin, Assistant Attorney General for National Security; Diego G. Rodriguez, Assistant Director-in-Charge, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), New York Field Office; and William J. Bratton, Commissioner, New York City Police Department (NYPD).

 

As alleged in the complaint, Juraboev first came to the attention of law enforcement in August 2014 after he made a posting on an Uzbek-language website that propagates ISIL’s ideology. The investigation subsequently revealed that Juraboev and Saidakhmetov devised a plan to travel to Turkey and then to Syria for the purpose of waging jihad on behalf of ISIL. Saidakhmetov, a resident of Brooklyn and a citizen of Kazakhstan, was arrested early this morning at John F. Kennedy International Airport, where he was attempting to board a flight to Istanbul, Turkey. Juraboev, a resident of Brooklyn and a citizen of Uzbekistan, had previously purchased a plane ticket to travel from New York to Istanbul and was scheduled to leave the United States next month. Habibov, a resident of Brooklyn and a citizen of Uzbekistan, helped fund Saidakhmetov’s efforts to join ISIL.

But a general threat wasn't enough to push the fear factor dial to the max: Obama had to get involved too:

As alleged in the complaint, Juraboev was also prepared to engage in an act of terrorism in the United States if ordered to do so by ISIL, and Saidakhmetov intended to commit such an act if unable to travel abroad to join ISIL. In the August 2014 posting on the website that propagates ISIL’s ideology, Juraboev offered to kill the President of the United States if ordered to do so by ISIL. More recently, Saidakhmetov expressed his intent to buy a machine gun and shoot police officers and FBI agents if thwarted in his plan to join ISIL in Syria.

Sure enough, moments later both the FBI and NYPD have a message for you: if you see any suspicious-looking, murderous ISIS terrorists, say something:

 

It was unclear what a person, pardon, recruit who "may carry out attacks in NYC" looks like, although we are confident that just like porn, readers will immediately know when they see one.

In the meantime, neither the FBI nor the NYPD had anything at all to say about the close US ally in the middle east, Qatar, which has been instrumental in funding and arming said recruits. From the WSJ:

Qatar’s Ties to Militants Strain Alliance

 

Secretary of State John Kerry has formed a tight partnership with Qatari diplomats, using them as conduits for messages to Hamas in the Palestinian territories, to Afghanistan’s Taliban and to jihadist rebel groups in Syria and Libya, according to State Department officials. Mr. Kerry has lauded Qatar’s role in seeking to negotiate an end to Israeli-Hamas fighting last summer.

And yet:

Qatar also has given financial or diplomatic support to Mideast rebel groups, including some that seek to establish Islamic law or have ties to al Qaeda, according to U.S. and Arab officials as well as Western diplomats in the region. The support includes providing sanctuary to leaders of Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood, which Qatar acknowledges.

 

For years, Islamist rebel fighters from Libya and Syria traveled to Qatar and returned with suitcases full of money, according to rebels who were interviewed and to Persian Gulf government officials. American officials said the U.S. has uncovered Qatari connections—such as involvement by members of the emirate’s elite business, religious and academic circles—in financing for Hamas, al Qaeda and Islamic State.

 

In September, the U.S. Treasury Department said publicly that an Islamic State commander had received $2 million in cash from an unnamed Qatari businessman. The following month, a Treasury official publicly criticized Qatar for failing to act against what he called terrorist financiers living in the emirate.

 

According to U.S. and regional Arab government officials, commanders of the Nusra Front, al Qaeda’s arm in Syria, began visiting Doha in 2012 for meetings with senior Qatari military officials and financiers. Nusra is fighting to overthrow Syria’s Bashar al-Assad regime, a regional rival of Qatar.

 

The U.S. in 2012 tipped off Lebanese officials that a Qatari sheik, Abd al-Aziz bin Khalifa al-Attiyah, was visiting Beirut to pass funds to Nusra, according to Lebanese and U.S. officials. A Lebanese official said that on one trip, Sheik Attiyah, who is a cousin of Qatar’s current foreign minister, was driven to the Lebanon-Syria border town of Aarsal and there distributed money for Syrian rebel fighters.

 

. . .

 

“The Qataris need to know they can’t have it both ways,” said Dennis Ross, who was Mr. Obama’s top Mideast adviser in his first term. “But so far, they see that they can.”

It is almost as if not the US but Qatar is doing everything in its power to topple Assad's regime in Syria, and using the now official US war against ISIS as a welcome diversion to do just that, for reasons that regular readers are all too familiar with.

Of course, for the general US population, which can barely find Ukraine let alone Qatar on a map, this story is far too complicated, and frankly, boring, so it is much easier to just stick the terrorist bogeyman du jour, and tell America to be afraid of the guy with the Nutella...

... or risk ending up in one of the various democracy spreading "black sites" spread out across America, such as this one in Chicago.

 

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Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:09 | 5828295 Larry Dallas
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Better off targeting Hitlery at this point...

But what difference does it make?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:22 | 5828343 TruxtonSpangler
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I know where thousands of terrorists congregate - you can report them here https://tips.fbi.gov/

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:26 | 5828371 TheReverend
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Let the reporting commence....

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:31 | 5828400 CH1
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What's the over-under on the Feebs grooming these idiots?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:34 | 5828414 TruxtonSpangler
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Im sure its purely coincidence that all these BE AFRAID SHITIZEN attack on homeland imminent warnings come as DHS defunding is farcically on the table.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:52 | 5828453 ZerOhead
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I wonder if someone who wants Obama out of the way is behind this preconditioning of the American public for an ISIS flag draped attack on our Barry.

Anybody seen Biden lately?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:02 | 5828557 Manthong
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You mean that HSBC criminal accomplice Lynch still has a job?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:06 | 5828576 The Juggernaut
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But the US Military Industrial Complex have been the world’s biggest terrorists... so shall we report them?

 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:09 | 5828590 SoilMyselfRotten
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Thus speaketh the Ministry of Truth

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:16 | 5828624 0b1knob
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What is it about terrorists and Nutella?   They reportedly use it to lure British girls to ISIS land.

http://www.infowars.com/calls-to-shut-down-social-media-extremism-intens...

 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 23:08 | 5829947 TruxtonSpangler
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Mr Boner Pill is a shill. Planted PsyOp shill.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:56 | 5828530 NoVa
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Y'All missing the point -  da point is to promote Holder's replacement - 

The charges were announced by Loretta E. Lynch, United States Attorney for the Eastern District of New York

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:04 | 5828569 NoVa
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story plot straight out of a Dirty Harry movie to make the Mayor (Oblamo) look good and Mustafa (more DHS police state to combat domestic tearorists) look bad.  

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 18:44 | 5828712 cowdiddly
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If you see something give them a  road map

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:36 | 5828416 TruthInSunshine
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DHS Funding runs out tomorrow @ midnight.

Gotta turn the Fear Factor Orwellian Dial up to Spinal Tap 11.

We wouldn't want any uber-efficient, completely necessary government agencies and/or employees adversely impacted by a slow in the flow of the taxpayer roll.

Also, anyone who thinks there's a taint stain worth of difference between Team Red & Team Blue - You're a fucking retard.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:41 | 5828451 FreeMoney
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Thank god Barney Obama is watching our boarder....

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:52 | 5828506 CH1
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Border bullshit is how they keep the Reds in love with Big Government.

That and bombing the shit out of brown people.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:55 | 5828525 Overfed
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Thank you.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:42 | 5828457 WillyGroper
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coincidental timing w/bibi's visit & obola bringing up the 1967 border with 28 standing ovations for our foreign dignitary.

 

whatamimissing?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:50 | 5828502 PartysOver
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You are missing the fact the huge percentage of the USSA population are ignorant idiots who buy into all this BS.  The fact that they are spewing this crap is not the real issue,  it is the fact Muricans care more about the Kardashian Ass Dimple then what is is being perpertated on them.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 19:52 | 5829196 WillyGroper
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@PO,

that's hardly what I'm missing. i'm all too aware with apathy & belief systems based on ignorance.

there's a rift we're not privy to.

cuba, iran...

refusal to meet based on some political bullshit when that's exactly what the invitation to speak is about.

 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:49 | 5828494 NotApplicable
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Time to start up the ole false-flag terrurust attack pool, I see.

Put me down for 3/11.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:02 | 5828549 TruthInSunshine
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Watch 'American Sniper' on In Demand & eat Hot Pockets with the children after paying property taxes, while breaking for "Terrist" updates from Wolf
Blitzer on ConditoningNewsNetwork or Shep Eyeliner Smith on Faux News.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 19:16 | 5829085 Implied Violins
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Funny, I recall seeing 11.3 on an arrow on a recent Economist cover...which could be 3/11 as the Brits do their month/date thing backasswards

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:50 | 5828496 Thirst Mutilator
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 "What's the over-under on the Feebs grooming these idiots?"

 

It's fairly clear to most from whence "these idiots" came, so, a more appropriate question might be, "Why are there hypocritical "idiots" on ZH, who go out of their way to defend these alleged sponsors, & what's the over/under on that representation"?

 

If the Vegas line is "2", I'm taking the OVER

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:54 | 5828519 CH1
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If this comment was understandable, I might reply.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:58 | 5828529 Thirst Mutilator
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yeah sure ~ There are plenty around here who know precisely what I'm talking about, so I'll let it stand 'as is'.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:02 | 5828556 Chupacabra-322
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Is this the same Criminal Psychopath FBI who Executed in cold blood the friend of the False Flag Boston Bombing? That FBI?

The father of Ibragim Todashev, who was shot by an FBI agent a week ago while being quizzed over his links to the Boston bombers, revealed the extent of his son's injuries in gruesome photographs of his dead body today.

Outspoken Abdul-Baki Todashev called for an investigation and possible legal action against the agent involved at a press conference in Moscow where he showed the images of his son's body lying in a morgue with up to seven gunshot wounds, including one to the back of the head.

His angry calls for justice came as a report claimed the 27-year-old native Chechen was unarmed in the clash with a federal agent in Florida on May 22.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2333101/Friend-Boston-Marathon-b...
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Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:12 | 5828593 Chupacabra-322
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Reinterated by Sibel Edmonds on many interviews:

One of the many unexplained (at least not officially) anomalies of the persons claimed to have carried out the Boston Marathon bombings is the presence of key CIA figure in the direct family of the accused brothers.

Ruslan Tsarnaev, the outspoken uncle of the brothers was married to Samantha A. Fuller until 2004. Samantha’s father is Graham Fuller, the senior CIA person who was the architect the Afghan Islamic fundamentalist Mujahideen war against the Soviets. He is also involved in creating a global jihad network, presumably acting on behalf of CIA interests.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-boston-bombings-and-the-cia-connection-...

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:16 | 5828630 Usurious
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and the new #2 dude at CIA is a jew........

 

''Cohen was a legal advisor who was involved during the administration of then President George W. Bush with the drafting of the USA Patriot Act of 2001 that limited civil rights in the aftermath of the September 11 terror attacks''

http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/Meet-David-Cohen-The-Jewish-sanctions-guru...

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:40 | 5828715 Thirst Mutilator
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So when TSHTF, I wonder if the plane vector heads south [towards Argentina], or east.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:05 | 5828574 Withdrawn Sanction
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When the funding bill for HS passes, all this melodrama will die (no pun) down.   These guys are as transparent as crystal.  They dont even try anymore.  It's really quite pathetic.  

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 19:25 | 5829116 ScorpionDeathLock
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Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:29 | 5828388 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Screw you! We are ready for Hillary! How dare you say somethign like that to our future 1st women president!!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:32 | 5828408 CH1
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Anyone who opposes Hillary is a sexist! (Get ready for it.)

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:46 | 5828479 knukles
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Misogynistic

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:51 | 5828507 Thirst Mutilator
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I see you're in "Just think up a canned line that is a positive winner" mode today. You must be pretty bored.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:52 | 5828511 booboo
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I doubt she is a gymnast or a Ms.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:08 | 5828586 Withdrawn Sanction
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"What difference does it make...?"  (said in a shrill but condescending tone of voice)

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 21:10 | 5829475 Zero_Head (not verified)
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Anyone who opposes Hillary is a HOMOPHOBE, if the socialist jew media actually printed facts!

 

 

 

Funny how the same group who preaches diversity for the rest of us spits on the concept of diversity amongst themselves....

Gerald Levin, CEO and Director of AOL Time Warner
Michael Eisner, Chairman and CEO of the Walt Disney Company
Edgar Bronfman, Sr., Chairman of Seagram Company Ltd
Edgar Bronfman, Jr, President and CEO of Seagram Company Ltd and head of Universal Studios
Sumner Redstone, Chairman and CEO of Viacom, Inc
Dennis Dammerman, Vice Chairman of General Electric
Peter Chernin, President and Co-COO of News Corporation Limited

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:42 | 5828464 daveO
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We get a two-fer if it's Warren the Injun. 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:47 | 5828483 knukles
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Pocahontas

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:32 | 5828682 Billy Sol Estes
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Pokeahotass

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 18:22 | 5828883 lakecity55
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Fake-o-hauntass

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:39 | 5828441 Cynicles
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Politicians Do Not Care about America.

Øsurper Hates America and seeks to destroy America.

Very clear difference to me

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 18:20 | 5828875 lakecity55
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(Encrypted sat phone)

"Bath House One, this is Bagdaddy, over."
"Go ahead, Bagdaddy, BH1 Actual here."
"We got the last airdrop. Where are the porno movie CDs?"
"I told those guys to pack them. I bet the bastards stole them!"
"We are on strike until we get moar smut. No moar head videos!"
"BH1 to Bagdaddy. Will fix asap. Out."

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:47 | 5828486 lim
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"Nutella and kittens bring all the ladies to our jihad"

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:00 | 5828548 swmnguy
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Well, their milkshake seems to be working wonders with the boys.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:09 | 5828589 pods
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I'd teach you but I'd have to charge.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:09 | 5828296 Gringo Viejo
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Laughable.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:25 | 5828362 Jonas Parker
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But... but... but... Obama said that Islam wasn't a terrorist religion! It must be those nasty Christians again, clinging to their bibles and guns! I'm sure our president is right and need not be afraid!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:28 | 5828383 knukles
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So how's religion come into America's newly found hate for Christians?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:32 | 5828404 czarangelus
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oh fuck off you sheeple retard. There's a billion and a half Muslims in this world, most of whom want to live peacefully over there, you know, in their own countries, where they actually live - without you coming over there and fucking with them all the time. Also, I think being a Christian makes you automatically a moron, like it's an actual tenant of Abrahamic religions that you be intellectually and morally stunted, because you'd sure as shit have to be to believe that God loves us so much he won't forgive our trespasses unless we kill his son(?) that's really actually him but he forgot he was him and then he rose from the dead and if you don't believe this you go to Hell for all ever and eternity (despite this not being at all what it says in the Greek but fuck it if you're dumb enough to believe that line of patter I'm not sure hermeneutics is for you) because he loves you so much!

Seriously cognitive dissonance much?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:41 | 5828452 semperfi
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"religion is hate - religion is fear - religion is war"

-Slayer 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:02 | 5828560 dsty
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death metal is death

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:08 | 5828587 czarangelus
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I don't think religion is evil, but those who use it as a moral bludgeon all the time are exactly the people Christians can't seem to understand are the people that Jesus spends a fair whack of his gospels condemning. Pharisees breed true.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 19:08 | 5829066 Fun Facts
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if man had not invented religion, it might have been possible for us all to live in peace.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:28 | 5828670 Jonas Parker
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I don't worry about the 1,500,000,000 musloids in the world, just the 1,499,999,995 that want to kill me because I don't subscribe to the ravings of a 7th century Arab pedophile...

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:48 | 5828746 Icelandicsaga.....
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Another fights like a girl comment czar. Got to be a girl .. or a trannie who thinks like a girl .. wears pink drawers and gets PMS every day of the week.  Hermeneutics.. sounds like another CUNY grad in over her head. PS... your interpretation of scriptures sucks moldy socks. .. you have already decided Chritians are morons... nice hypocrisy going there kiddo. I could be wrong .. .he could be a metrosexual kind of guy ...yeah . perhaps I was a bit harsh .. or not. .

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:51 | 5828759 czarangelus
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You are having some extremely vivid fantasies about me that make me question your sexuality.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 18:38 | 5828958 tired1
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I dont have any doubts. Well maybe, is he a pitcher or a catcher?

After all, fudge packing is a fine art.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:41 | 5828454 Cynicles
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The same as Every totalitarian regeim throughout history.

The dissenters are ridiculed, often round up and then disposed.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:11 | 5828300 Bunghole
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Turn it up to 11.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:29 | 5828617 813kml
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For shame, that amp was not geniusly concepted to blast propaganda.

However, one exception will be allowed:  SHILLARY 2016!!!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:11 | 5828306 davidalan1
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Rush revere...

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 18:16 | 5828845 lakecity55
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Rush.

Haha, what a Tool.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:11 | 5828309 Tim Knight from...
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I think he's trying to express his enthusiasm for chocolate-flavored hazelnut spread. "Nutella is da bomb!"

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:14 | 5828316 Skateboarder
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LOL! They eyes always give you away. Look closer, and you will see that homeboy is all smiles.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:19 | 5828331 pods
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Was that the guy they arrested?

It is like charades:
"I wanna shoot the Chocolate Nut in the jar."

ooops, that probably put me on yet another list. Shucks.

pods

 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:49 | 5828495 knukles
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Like Tyler Durden, he wanted to shoot His Nut in the Nutella jar.
Nutella for the poor

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:33 | 5828689 Miffed Microbio...
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I thought he was saying he was a fudge packer in a cute nuanced way. I need help.

Miffed;-)

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 18:40 | 5828972 tired1
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Maybe we both do. Check my comment.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:25 | 5828359 The Wizard
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Have you ever checked out the ingredients in Nutella or its copy cats?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:29 | 5828387 quasimodo
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yes, it's like a spreadable candy bar, but even less healthy.

 

Thu, 02/26/2015 - 08:17 | 5828619 striped-pad
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I used the Nutella ingredients list as the starting point for making my own, the main difference being that I use butter instead of oil from some unspecified vegetable. It's not as smooth as Nutella, but I quite like it.

It's basically:

soft brown sugar (200g)
butter (100g)
hazelnuts (50g)
milk (50ml)
cocoa (30g)
a bit of vanilla extract (1/2 tsp).

I'd say it was quite similar to butter cream icing.

(Edit: I should probably have mentioned that I put the nuts in a blender first, and dissolve the sugar in the milk, after warming it a bit. That makes it fairly smooth.)

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:12 | 5828314 paint it red ca...
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I am totally unsure how the term 'threat elimination' applies in this case...

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:05 | 5828573 swmnguy
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Don't buy Nutella.  At least, that's what I got out of it.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:14 | 5828317 madcows
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send all muslims back to the sandbox.

sell crazy someplace else.  we're all stocked up here

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:15 | 5828318 Roanman
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Wake me up when it's Israelis wanting to kill the President, those guys seem able to get stuff done.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:04 | 5828570 dsty
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you know, that ain't a bad idea.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:12 | 5828609 Paveway IV
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Time to wake up. Timing is everything.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:16 | 5828321 JRobby
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The majority of the population, either hyperglycemic from their shit diet or walking around in an altered haze courtesy of big pharma (or both) are going to turn in that neighbor with the barking dog(s) again.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:44 | 5828470 NotApplicable
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Makes for a damn fun commute, let me tell ya!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:16 | 5828633 813kml
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Best be sure that the neighbor isn't Son of Sam.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:16 | 5828322 pods
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I think George might have been a bit off with the name Emmanuel Goldstein.

The media has the sheep in a heightened state with the constant bombardment of propaganda. Can't even stomach the radio anymore.  

When the USD loses reserve currency status watch how fast these Moooslim boogeyman fall by the wayside.

You are far more likely to pay to be killed by your doctor than these towel heads.

pods

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:46 | 5828480 daveO
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Amen!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:59 | 5828546 Overfed
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Doctors? Sheeit. You're something on the order of 10 times as likely to have a fatal encounter with cop than to be killed by a 'terrorist'.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 22:02 | 5829695 Monty Burns
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He was 180 degree wrong with Emmanuel Goldstein as the anti-statist and O'Brien as the statist villain.  Then again, being in the know as he was Orwell probably realized that the book had no chance of publication with the characters the right way around.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:18 | 5828326 roadhazard
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Things are not as bad as they want us to believe if Congress can just defund Homeland Security when according to Lindsey Graham the Muslim invasion fleet is just offshore. Of course I'm all for shutting down DHS so 'keep calm and carry on*

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:32 | 5828403 knukles
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If y'all think that shit gets shut down, just go through airport security and see who's there to keep you safe.
"Shut Down" is MOAR bullshit fear porn crapola

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:47 | 5828481 pods
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"But I can't get on the airplane because there isn't some half wit sticking their finger in my ass and groping my wife."

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:51 | 5828504 knukles
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Don't worry.  If they don't get "funded" it's just like the military.  They manage to be on the job, regardless because their pay is just docked until funding resumes.

 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:55 | 5828524 MsCreant
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I flew this weekend. I got singled out for enhanced searching both ways. The good news about that is I got through the line faster because there were only a few of us getting the enhanced search. 

Both ways! 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 21:56 | 5829676 Monty Burns
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If you got treated to enhanced search I presume you're White. It'd be racial profiling if you happen to be a vibrant.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:18 | 5828327 Itchy and Scratchy
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Ohhh noooo! Time to borrow another trillion or so asap & give it directly to the military complex so they can enrich their contractor friends while keeping us safe & sound from a lethal nutella attack! 

In the meantime, I hope that terrorist paid the sales tax on that purchase!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:18 | 5828328 lovemesomeZH
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Just finished watching "The Power of Nightmares" on Archive.org, becuase it's banned on you-tube. It is a documentary about the fantasy of al-queda ,2004, and the war on terror..  Part three was the best following the fantasy or our war on terror. I don't believe anything this pack of liars called government tells the people.  Just like all the other "terror" cells that were supposedly thwarted.   LIARS.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:19 | 5828334 Itchy and Scratchy
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Oh yeah!!!! What about Al Gore solving global warming for us?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:23 | 5828351 Joebloinvestor
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Just like he saved the US from evil lyrics in music.

 

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4279560

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:24 | 5828354 JRobby
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where the fuck is Al?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:32 | 5828393 Itchy and Scratchy
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Private jet settin' lifestylin' it from his beachfront Cali mansion & countin' his US$750m TARP donation with his young replacement wife!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:33 | 5828410 Shad_ow
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Wrapped up in his billions, staying safe and warm from from the globull warming falling all over the country today.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:55 | 5828526 Itchy and Scratchy
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Oh yeah baby!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:26 | 5828658 madmax1965
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Big Al is off working on updating and improving his invention!  You know the fn internet!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:49 | 5828498 daveO
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After killing Osama to cover up Obama's fake BC (April 2011), I can't believe there are still people who don't get it. The country is lost. Dead man walking. 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:19 | 5828332 swass
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Oh come on.  The only thing worse than President Obama would be President Biden.. at least until next election.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:20 | 5828340 SheepDog-One
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Oh noes! Dear Leader is in danger? That angers me!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:25 | 5828364 Bunghole
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This should result in a 5% spike in kneegrow enlistments.

Gotta protect their homeboy.

 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 18:08 | 5828815 lakecity55
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Inshallah, Allah will protect our Leader!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:20 | 5828341 hotrod
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Dont New York gangs do this all the time?  Bet there are a lot of regular American  citizens that would shoot the president given the chance.

Yes i guess we are all wondering what further False Flag events will be perpetrated on the naive to support Syrian invasion.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:54 | 5828346 Itchy and Scratchy
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Don't laugh! I once used nutella on an old girlfriend of mine and she's never been the same ever since! (she might have been allergic?)

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:22 | 5828347 Grumbleduke
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 You know it's true that politics does make for strange bedfellows. I read a quote from Saddam Hussein two days after the [Clinton] election, we had to wait two days for him to quit gut laughing.

Saddam Hussein says in his quote, "we have nothing against America, we just want to see George Bush beheaded and his head kicked down the road like a soccerball." And I thought: that's so weird, 'cause … that's what I wanted to see! Wow, me and Hussein, we're like this! Who would'a thunk it?!

 

- Bill Hicks -

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:23 | 5828352 czarangelus
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Oh no, please don't kill Obama! I literally care!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:27 | 5828378 hotrod
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I hate to sound immoral and insensitive but I think a lot people would not care.  Obama has offended so many that we just want relief.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:24 | 5828353 The Wizard
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I wonder what would happen if there was a staged assasination of Obama ?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:03 | 5828545 daveO
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This idea has been with me for several months. Last week, the MSM attack on Biden (obviously looking to remove him from the primaries, at least) brought it back. If they kill BHO before he leaves, fake or not, they can pull a US police state 'reign of terror'. The MSM can then instigate riots (Saint Trayvon and Saint Mike, practice?) in the 'hood. Then, go in and slaughter many of their welfare livestock. This would explain the military's urban training and DHS stockpiling of ammo. This eventually leads to a dollar collapse that can be conveniently blamed on 'civil unrest'. Reset complete w/o nuclear war. 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:37 | 5828699 Paveway IV
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Psychopaths are, if nothing else, predictable.

Let's see if there are any patterns here:

Demonize Biden

Make Biden President

Race Riots

Make Biden enact martial laws Obama created (therefore not racist)

For-profit prison stocks skyrocket

Economic collapse; seize bank deposits while Biden at the helm (= patsy)

Gold confiscation; illegal to trade in any form

Position your Red/Blue candidate as savior in time for elections (Yeah, it could just as well be an inside coup at Team Blue if they didn't like the way the winds were blowing)

Elections - Biden is out, Savior is in to restore freedom, liberty and democracy (Hillary or Bush)

Justify massive DHS & Military funding to 'fix' Obama/Biden era mistakes

Bail out banks again

Broad program of taxpayer austerity

Elevate DHS to full 'Ministry of Interior' Stazi-like powers

Massive expansion of U.S. nuclear arsenal

Greatly expand NSA surveilance of terror suspects (all U.S. citizens)

Invade Iran; kill Assad

U.S. military base at Haifa to protect pipeline

Hash out details of Turkish destabilization plot and execute

 

...I'm sure I missed quite a few.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 19:16 | 5829087 The Wizard
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Some may be left out however, that is quite an extensive list. Just think you could get hired on to consult the psychopaths to make sure they exhaust all available options.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 20:42 | 5829367 MisterMousePotato
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daveo: you've got it wrong, I'm afraid; to wit: To eliminate just the, uh, urban welfare recipients, DHS would not have stockpiled over two billion rounds. A tenth of that would have sufficed. Obviously, their plans are grander than that.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 18:06 | 5828805 lakecity55
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We would find ourselves in a world of deep deep doo doo.

Best hope Barky keeps good protection. We need him a live for future trials.

If (God forbid) it should happen, it would probably be a FF!

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:24 | 5828357 Bemused Observer
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All the money these idiots spend on their various alphabet agencies, and all the efforts to spy on us, and they want US to do their work for them? Fuck off...
Shitcan the NSA and DHS if they are unable to do it themselves. In fact, shitcan them anyway, the whole notion of a national domestic policing force is unconstitutional.

Spying on your own citizens is disgusting...and all that data they are collecting is OBVIOUSLY proving to be pretty fucking worthless when it comes to stopping terrorism.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 21:49 | 5829653 Monty Burns
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"Spying on your own citizens is disgusting."

Ok. Problem is, millions of those citizens are no longer what would have been seen as 'Americans'.  The citizenry has been, with malice aforethought, subjected to major ethnic replacement. In such circumstances mutual suspicion is inevitable. 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:25 | 5828361 Jameson18
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Your more likely to be killed by a Jewish domestic terrorist then the fake Muslims.

Klebold 

Lanza

Holmes, this guys father and Lanza father work together in Washington

Loughner

and the new psycho on the list Eddie lee Routh

Nope Muslims on that list.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:26 | 5828369 Hayabusa
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When you're the leader of a military that invades other countries, makes up "weapons of mass destruction" rationalizations for doing it and statistically end up with a 50% women/children casualty rate you just have to know eventually there's going to be some blowback associated with those actions.  I don't go out and punch others in the face I don't know and not expect some sort of reaction.  Quit provoking them.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 21:46 | 5829638 Monty Burns
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The sensible thing to do would be to stay out of Muslim countries and keep Muslims out of ours.  Instead the West does the exact opposite.  Invade the world, invite the world.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:27 | 5828372 Mi Naem
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So, this isn't a Nutella commercial? 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:28 | 5828380 p00k1e
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"Nutella is made by Ferrero SpA, owned by Michele Ferrero - Pietro Ferrero's son. He is thought to be Italy's richest person, estimated by Forbes to have a net worth of $26.8 billion. The company also makes Ferrero Rocher chocolates."

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:28 | 5828381 Urban Redneck
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I was so much more subtle two years ago about Qatar steeling Iran's natural gas and cock blocking Iranian export ambitions with the assistance of the Foggy Bollocks, lot of good that did... 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:29 | 5828391 Renov8
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Monkey no see, Monkey no hear, Monkey no do.....do it yourself.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:30 | 5828394 Mike Masr
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I wonder why I didn't hear about this ISIS story in any of our mainstream media.

http://english.farsnews.com/newstext.aspx?nn=13931204001534

 

 

 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:39 | 5828438 SMC
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Perhaps the presstitutes are too busy on their knees.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:54 | 5828520 azusgm
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It was on Fox.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:31 | 5828395 HamRove
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ISIS are Israeli mercs.

Think it's a coincidence that they plot against Obama?

There is a huge war of words going on IN PUBLIC between Obama and Netanyahu. If Bibi...I mean ISIS were to succeed we would have Obama as a martyr, Joe Biden as the WWIII President, and a literal hell on earth. 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:59 | 5828540 optimator
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There was a report that Iraq had shot down two british aircraft that were parachuting supplies to ISIS.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:31 | 5828399 Agent P
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"As alleged in the complaint, Juraboev was also prepared to engage in an act of terrorism in the United States if ordered to do so by ISIL, and Saidakhmetov intended to commit such an act if unable to travel abroad to join ISIL."

So just to be clear, he really wanted to go play jihad in the desert, but if that fell through, then he would do something less meaningful, like commit acts of terror on US soil.  Really?  

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:31 | 5828401 Handful of Dust
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This obviously means we need to hire 268,000 more dhs folks ... to protek us.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:57 | 5828534 optimator
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Great idea, but arm them all with rapid fire weaponry and put them on the Mexican border.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:11 | 5828603 booboo
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THe problem with that is they would have specific instructions, shoot to kill anyone trying to......leave.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:12 | 5828610 swmnguy
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No, they're going to be issued shoulder-length gloves and Kentucky Jelly, and report to work at airport checkpoints throughout the country.  Might as well practice coughing to the side now.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:34 | 5828413 cherry picker
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I feel sorry for anyone whose skin color is not white as they are all "suspected" terrorists.  How can you tell the difference between a mid east resident and someone from the latin countries?

Some little old lady with nothing better to do will be on 911 right away.  I've never witnessed so much paranoia.

 

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:42 | 5828460 seek
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And if their skin color is white, they're "suspected" terrorists, too. In fact the DHS just put out a warning regarding "right wing extremists." Care to guess the skin color there?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 21:42 | 5829620 Monty Burns
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Are you out of your mind?  Last year a friend of mine was going through Heathrow.  His wife was made take off her shoes, belt, God knows what else while a burka-clad creature waltzed through 'security'. They didn't want to offend what was under that tent by searching it.  Time we stopped pandering to those primitives living in our midst.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:35 | 5828419 Bill of Rights
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Every time I turn on CSPAN I see terrorists, and the FBI does zero.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:39 | 5828423 Jstanley011
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Is this the first preemptive arrest since 9-11-2001 for terrorism that wasn't the result of an FBI sting (a.k.a. entrapment) operation? Or the second? Or will it turn out that it was part of one after all? Stay tuned...

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:36 | 5828425 SMC
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ISIS pretty much has the best POTUS they could ask for.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:45 | 5828475 Jstanley011
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It was when the Dumbass-in-Chief was covertly pouring money in to the "moderate" Syrian rebels fighting Assad, in order to bring him down, that ISIS got funded. Down to their black fllags, matching hoodies (or whatever they call them) and surplus Humvees. By that very money.

BTW, how is that "overthrow Assad" thing going, idiots?

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:52 | 5828503 Jstanley011
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But, but, but... Iran Contra... The U.S. Chief Executive can't hand out funds covertly anymore... Reagan got in trouble for it...

Right, now pull the other one...

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:16 | 5828626 swmnguy
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You've got an extra step in there.  ISIS is the "moderate" Syrian rebels.

And the "overthrow Assad" thing is going very well.  The whole region is in flames.  No pipelines from Iran going west can be built for the foreseeable future, and best of all, the Gulf Sunni despotisms are paying for it all, thinking for some stupid reason they'll be permitted to build pipelines to the Mediterranean.  Nope, Europe's supply of energy will come through US hands no matter what.  Which is why Libya is in flames, too.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:36 | 5828428 WTFUD
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The only terrorists who can get within 100 feet of Barry are the CIA, FBI and Mossad.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 17:07 | 5828583 dsty
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don't forget kgb

were all in this together you know.

Wed, 02/25/2015 - 16:37 | 5828429 RougeUnderwriter
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Very Good article in the Atlantic this month on ISIS

 

http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2015/02/what-isis-really-wan...

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