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German Comedy: Yanis Varoufakis "Puts The 'Hell' In Hellenic"
While we noted their 'nein'-ness with regard Greece earlier, it appears the Germans have take to satire to make their point... The following brilliant clip begins with a confident man exclaiming "We are Germans... we truly are a fearless bunch of mother-f##kers..." who then quakes in his jackboots "except for one man... V for Varoufakis."
"He puts the 'hell' in Hellenic"
"Dear Greeks, the time has come: we surrender! Take all our money! But please keep this financial Hercules off us."
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Whatever Its 11:00 AM NY Time. Do you know where your morning Dip was. Did you buy it?
Bullish
"HELL" in Germany, is a beer.
an AMERICAN "beer" bud!
Obama should have just have had a beer summit with Greece and Germany. Problem solved.
I wonder if Obama's phone wallpaper is a picture of the Nobel Prize.
If only leaders had real bud summits things would probably be a lot easier on everybody.
"Helles"
Avg rating of 3.4? What is wrong with you people. That is some funny shit!
I still love you ZH...
Agreed !
That's some hilarious stuff. I needed a good laugh this morning and that video was welcomed.
"Helmut" .... a popular German name .... means "Blonde Courage" .... but Hitler and Stalin killed them all ! Neinty Nein bottles of beer on the wall !
"Hel.." = "Heil" = healthy or large. Helmut means some like "a lot of courage".
Hellesmut .... is that better ? LOL (Typical German .... nitpicking words .... 20 million Germans dead .... nein problemo !)
Where's Williambanzai7 when you need him?
Was this video produced before or after the Greek capitulation?...
" Instead of not paying you now (because we're broke), if you give us more money (claims on real physical goods) - we'll wait another 4 months till we don't pay you (cause we're broke)."
Yep, sounds like capitulation.
Because it's better to delay, extend, and magnify pain instead of just getting it over with and moving on.
Amirite?
Yes, if you just came out (like a week ago) from some general elections. 4 months is NOT 4 years.
viva Germany
All of the scumbags are in on it
This video is the least ridiculous post on ZH today.
Wrong, as always.
Keep this financial Hercules off of us. And out of us...
Greece is so..., 5th century BC.
Yellen caught lying
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/yellen-slipped-this-dubious-statement-by-c...
A central banker lying??? Get out of here.
Yellen caught telling the truth would be much more accurate news
Technically, that's not a lie, as the Fed IS the market at this point.
As long as the no-volume melt-up in US equites can proceed uniterrupted, along with the ever-present selling of paper gold during every fucking minute of the US """market""" open, then who TF cares?
Alrighty then.....
The Persians are coming ... Where's the 300?
300?
How about 3 x 300??
http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2015/02/24/bowler-three-300-games-rare-9...
That's pretty amazing.
Does that qualify him to run North Korea?
He was funny yesterday..he told the EU just to pay the IMF dirrectly....the Greek debts....lol..I assume he is not happy with what they agreed to....wonder why they did...pretty much running home with your tail between your legs...
Simple question, does or does not all this debt matter? Because it is now pretty fucking clear precisely who is benefitting from ZIRP, NIRP, and QE...
tick tock motherfuckers.
Haha i was just seconds away of posting this here haha
I thought it was a little Jack Black alike :)
Varoufakis exposes Troika's CIA-type method
Its obvious the Central Banks gameplan is just to print to oblivion....and to never stop.....so in ten years we will have 100s of trillions in debt....and it will just become a joke then.....as the Cental banks heads will be more important than the President....and 80% of the people will work for the governments....
I propose a new bill. I call it "Behead the Fed." I would post the bill here in it's entirety but it's only one sentance long.
Sort of off topic..Anyone else having problems 'following' comments. I keep getting the forbidden page.
NSA maintenance
We are all being tracked as prospects for the re education camps. But no worries as I am Shultz will be there. (Probably only those of us over 50 will know who Shultz is)
glitch in the...
Awsome!
At least germans have the sense of humour
Is it their sense of humour that votes for Angela Dorothea Merkel? (btw Dorothea in Greek means "gift of/from god")
Soon it will be exactly as the Soviets were. Mr President tear down these walls and let the U S citizens visit Mexico and Canada again. I tell you, it is getting as clear as mud how this shit is working out.
lol!!! hahaha
All of you who thought Varufakis, Podemos and all this lefty shit will take you to somewhere... you've got it now... germans are on their knees... hahaha... my ass.
Wake up, work a little bit, don't bite more than you can chew and, why not, trade your own fucking labour for some gold instead of claiming your government to pay for your "rights" with the money of others.
You gave the power of negatiaton in your name to an asshole. Enjoy it.
Here in Spain, sooner than later we will understand our own grade of stupidity too.
How in the hell can anyone working a real job for real wages buy anything but the basics after the robbers get their 1000 pounds of flesh off the backs of the proles? If there is a few bucks left over after taxes Obama Care eats it. Fuck it, I am going to flee to Mexico.
"Our finanace minister doesn't even have legs"......
That's some funny shit.
Once I was talking to a German economic PhD student who researched in transaction tax.
I asked him, "What do you think of Euro?".
He didn't take a second to think and replied to me, "I am a German. Of course, I have to support the Euro."
I didn't reply and walked away but I was thinking. If you don't use your fucking brain to think about my question and try to explain your reason. Why the bloody fuck you study a PhD, fucking numb nut. So much of education.
have you posed the same question in... England? Same automatic answer, just in reverse
yes, unthinking support of everything European was, for a long time, the hallmark of the "I'm a Good German, and leave me alone with this guilt stuff, I wasn't even born, then"
bad, bad EUR proponents to pick a name that would build on pro-Europeaness "Understanding Among The Peoples". eurofederalists are still livid, btw
but the other possible name, the NOT-A-USD... would not have flown well, would it?
great video, btw. not so sure about that horse-meat thing, but anyway, I laughed my ass off
Stop the mancrush already
When does banker season start?
It's already underway. Archery and rlfle are later - right now it's nailgun season.
Sure did not live up to the HYPE
Much like the EU itself.
:)
That was AWESOME!
Well done. And that's coming from a big fan of Iron Maiden and RJ Dio.
(The low ratings must be coming from those who dislike a good guitar and music with some balls).
Of course, just realised, they printed up so much of the thin air crap money, they probably thought they didn't need to do rigerous due diligence. Sub prime all over again. Where the banker always get the fee upfront.
The Walking Debt! Nice!
After two world wars designed to decimate the entire fearless German bloodline, what's left of their minds has been neutered by the Zionist Jews (who run the country). Like the dumb down Americans, they do as they are told.
"A bottle washed ashore .... near Thessalonika .... I took out the cork .... there was a note inside .... it was probably a cry for help .... I didn't bother reading it .... because it was written on a Euro note !" .... Monetas at Large
These people are all cut out of the same Fabian cloth. This is just theater and negotiation.
I beg to differ. Fabians sip champagne and wait for the socialist utopia to eventually come on earth
Fabians 'wait' for the utopia? You can't be serious. Keynes was a die-hard Fabian, and the CFR, an offshoot of the Fabian Society, has produced how many 'leaders' in the US and the world?
"We pretend to want austerity .... they pretend to believe us !" .... Monetas
Funny stuff, Good video.
Here is a rap comedy video of Yanis Barry posted yesterday on The Big Picture.
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2015/02/rap-battle-yanis-varoufakis-vs-dijs...
Cheers
I got a virus alert on that website.
Wow. What a world we live in, where some wag somewhere can dedicate more resources to making a satirical video about a currency crisis than was spent making the average Warrant video in the 80's. Thing is, it's really good!
The BCE printed possibly one trillion already to save EU zombie banks , with very little effect on the Euro ( it lost 30 cents on the dollar ) . But it seems that it can't print 350 billions of toilet paper to save Greece .....
Who are the real mother fa..... ers ? The EU morons for sure !
German Language compared to other languages:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlATOHGj9EY
Is Yanis a banker butt boy?
Well I am surprised, as a frog I was expecting something awful by the Krauts... It is actually good.
Dear Frog, the German version of "Drei Grosschen Oper" (Three Penny Opera) .... was much better .... than the French version .... but, then, the director was German !
Yanis Varoufakis is code .... mouth it out .... say it out loud .... Anus Whereyoufuckus !
If only us-based economics-nerd fanboys had their votes counted and if this video was officially sponsored by the German government, then Germany has now won the internet. Permanently. Or until something just as cool comes along, whichever comes first.
They did get the "Don't fear death part right." Wonder why that is.