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Senate Passes One-Week DHS-Funding Stop-Gap Bill, House Expected To Pass

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UPDATE: In late night negotiations, the Senate has managed to buy themselves a week before this whole farce is played over again:

  • SENATE PASSES ONE-WEEK DHS STOPGAP SPENDING BILL

House GOP Aides Expect One-Week Measure To Pass With Democratic Support
 

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As we warned was entirely possible, with just hours to go until The Department of Homeland Security runs out of money at midnight:

  • *HOUSE FAILS TO PASS STOPGAP FUNDING FOR U.S. HOMELAND SECURITY

While more votes are expected tonight (and this weekend), as The Guardian reports, a handful of Republicans defied Boehner's leadership and joined with Democrats to defeat the bill.

  • *MCCARTHY SAYS HOUSE COULD HAVE MORE VOTES TODAY, THIS WEEKEND

As The Guardian reports,

John Boehner’s first attempt to keep the Department of Homeland Security from running out of money at midnight failed in the House of Representatives after dozens of Republicans baulked at his plan to fund it for just three more weeks.

 

The House speaker had been hoping to prevent a shutdown by buying time to negotiate with conservatives in his caucus over their demands that the bill include a measure to prevent Barack Obama from deferring deportation of undocumented immigrants.

 

But even this three-week stop gap was rejected by 30-odd Republican congressman who defied their party leadership and joined with Democrats to voted against the bill by 224 to 203 just after 5pm. The department runs out of funds at midnight.

 

Democrats resisted Boehner’s proposal in the hope of forcing House Republicans to follow their colleagues in the Senate and agree a one-year funding bill.

 

But the impasse now sets up a dangerous game of chicken between the parties as each tries to see who will blink first before current funding for the department expires at midnight.

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What happens if we go into the weekend without a DHS deal?  In the event of a shutdown, the vast majority of DHS employees would stay on the job. DHS Secretary Johnson said earlier this week that about 30,000 of DHS's approximately 240,000 employees would be furloughed. The rest would be considered exempt and most would have to work without pay.

For everyone else, a brief shutdown won't have an impact. Should the shutdown drag on, this is how DHS official describe the "state-less" hell that would be unleashed:

FEDERAL EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY

  • If a major snowstorm or earthquake or even terrorist attack hits a city or state, DHS won’t be able to send the state federal funds for recovery.
  • State and local authorities rely on federal grants to afford many of their first responders, but new grant requests won’t be processed – potentially forcing cities and towns across the country to cut back on police, fire and ambulance services.
  • Each month, FEMA trains thousands of state and local emergency personnel how to handle “very specialized” cases such as those involving Ebola, anthrax or sarin gas, but that training will stop.

CUSTOMS AND BORDER PROTECTION (INC. BORDER PATROL & CUSTOMS OFFICERS)

  • 500 recruits currently in training in Georgia will be sent home, wasting significant amounts of taxpayer money already invested in them and possibly losing them as recruits.
  • CBP won’t be able to replace or upgrade aging surveillance systems along the Southwest border
  • Certain criminal cases against those trying to cross the border illegally or smuggle prohibited items into the United States will slow or stop, especially after lawyers at CBP are sent home.

SECRET SERVICE

  • The Secret Service won’t be able to make certain security upgrades at the White House in the wake of several recent breaches there.
  • The 2016 presidential candidates could be put at risk because the Secret Service won’t be able to pay “for the things we need” to protect them.

IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT

  • ICE will miss out on hundreds of millions of dollars intended to address “unaccompanied minors” and families still crossing the Southwest border illegally.

TRANSPORTATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

  • “Nothing to report here,” though training and other “non-essential administrative functions would cease.”

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As SMRA notes, If a shutdown occurs, we think it would be brief. The political repercussions of shutting the DHS could be negative, especially given recent events including threats to U.S. shopping malls and today's arrest in Brooklyn of three individuals charged with aiding the Islamic State.

In the event of a shutdown, the vast majority of DHS employees would stay on the job. DHS Secretary Johnson said earlier this week that about 30,000 of DHS's approximately 240,000 employees would be furloughed. The rest would be considered exempt and most would have to work without pay.

DHS hasn't published a detailed breakdown of employees that would be furloughed or exempt like it did in advance of the 2013 government shutdown. But the estimates published then serve as a useful proxy for what would happen in the event of a shutdown after Friday. The following table summarizes employees at the agencies within DHS that accounted for the great majority of employees in advance of the 2013 shutdown, and shows the number expected to be furloughed and the number expected to be exempt at that time.

As the table shows, USCIS accounted for 5.7% of employees in 2013, but just 1.1% of furloughs. As we noted above, USCIS doesn't rely on the annual appropriations process. Presumably its exempt workers would get paid, but we're not entirely clear on that. In the event of a shutdown, the operations of USCIS would for the most part continue. However, that may be a moot point for the President's immigration policies unless a higher court reverses the stay imposed by the court in Texas.

 

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Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:27 | 5837130 pods
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Wow, I read the headline and it moved. It moved Jerry.

Sad to say it will come back online.

pods

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:30 | 5837161 DJ Happy Ending
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I love gridlock.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:37 | 5837213 negative rates
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And don't let the door hit you on the way out either.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:05 | 5837371 COSMOS
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I dont know why but I honestly would feel a lot safer with the DHS shutdown.  Maybe even more so if the NSA was shut down too.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:25 | 5837481 nope-1004
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Oh goody.  Now I can drive across state lines with $400 cash and not be questioned in the land o' free!

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:26 | 5837503 ACP
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Maybe if they just stop paying them long enough, all these govt employees will just quit and get other jobs.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:51 | 5837614 Mr. Ed
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I'm pretty sure this bunch would be the first to go on the dole.

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:22 | 5837758 boogerbently
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Maybe someone here knows.

Congress sets the budget.

They want to defund the immigration order.

The media claims a lack of funding will shut down security.

WHO allocates the funds.

Obviously NOT the GOP, or the only thing affected would be immigration.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:36 | 5837811 strannick
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I thought Republicans were supposed to be against fascism?

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:46 | 5837836 El Oregonian
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The Republicans and Democrats are just the left and right sleeves to the same coat. It is the beast that actually wears the coat that concerns me.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:46 | 5837842 max2205
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I am going to open a taco stand at the border.   Winning! 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 23:26 | 5838361 Creepy A. Cracker
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It is now after 5:00pm everywhere in the continental U.S.  Except for "essential" employees, the federal government is shut down for the weekend. Shut down all weekend until 9:00am Monday morning.

 

Please commence with running in circles screaming, and having spastic panic attacks, now.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 01:48 | 5838642 A Nanny Moose
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"EEEEsential" personnel of the US Forest Circus will be on high alert, staffing such critical posts as National Parks, Monuments, and other wide open spaces making sure no trespassers (who paid for the wide open spaces) have any unauthorized fun.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 04:28 | 5838825 zhandax
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Anyone add much here?  "DHS' over 130,000 employees" ...let's see, almost 60k for border patrol, almost 60k for groping granny, almost 50k for the Coast Guard, another 20k for Immigration, another 35k for totally useless fucks who collect a paycheck to  pump up their manager's self esteem..  Looks more like DHS' over 225.000 employees once called on their bullshit.  Anyone care to bet me with their pipeline to replace turnover back into the private sector they amount to a cool quarter mil?  And the fuckin BEA counts this for both GDP and employment???

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:54 | 5837870 weburke
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all for show, they have their access to the digital adding to budget machine. In a pinch, they can get physical dollars sent from north korea printing presses ! what ? !

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:40 | 5837615 Bananamerican
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"Maybe if they just stop paying them long enough, all these govt employees will just quit and get other jobs."

 what jobs?

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:53 | 5837619 Mr. Ed
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dupe

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:45 | 5837247 Sudden Debt
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Dude... is homeland security shuts down...

that mean....

that all... yes.... all the tourist attractions in America...

all over America...

will be closed....

tourist have a hard tile these days... bei g a tourist and all.....

I think they made a typo when they wrote down the mandate of homeland security.... protecting the country from foreign and domestic... tourists...

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:49 | 5837273 Four chan
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"Let freedom ring!"

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:53 | 5837307 McMolotov
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Think of the children!*

*and how much better off they'd be not growing up in a police state.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:06 | 5837344 Cadavre
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Does this mean the fat bitch with a hint of a mustache , and /or, the skinny limp wrist that talks with a lisp and has "8 inches or less" tattooed on his arm will no longer massage my huevos at the air port?

Shit - that stuff is like a cheap 10 dollar  tug job at my fav strip mall's Asian Spa - only free!

I'm gonna miss those guys.

Look at it this way, better to be fired fodder to feed the angry mob when things get nasty.

 Bye Bye TSA (_|_)! 

... I know ihave 10 dollars somewhere around here .... shit - where'd I put it? Kim is waiting for me!

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:01 | 5837676 Mr. Ed
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It might not be so bad:

1, No FEMA... so instead of having the federal gov steal - I MEAN TAKE TAX money from the states and give a little back to fund emergency services, the states could just spend THEIR OWN funds.

2. Instead of paying CBP for doing next to nothing, we could pay them NOTHING for doing nothing!

3, No Secret Service.  Hmmmm....no comment.

4. No ICE?  One less freebie for illegals.  Sounds good.

5. No TSA?  Awwwww!

So what's not like about that?

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:05 | 5837690 Overfed
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Buh...buh....but....dontcha know that without Border Patrol and ICE, the country will be overrun in days with terrrists and drug runners?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 04:37 | 5838839 zhandax
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"Dude... is homeland security shuts down...that mean....that all... yes.... all the tourist attractions in America..will be closed...."

You can still see the Greatest Show on Earth;  the circus the idiots have elected in DC.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:13 | 5837729 Element
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America yawned in a commercial break, stretched full length, let out a small involutary fart, then changed the channel while the blood rushed back into their neck and head. No one even cared that the DHS was defunct, 99.9% of people didn't even know, and would never know. Would not realise that their security had hung by a slim thread on that day, and for all of the days which followed.

And yet ... nothing happened ... not a damned sausage! 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:53 | 5837864 Oldwood
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But yet....a crisis is too good to waste, especially one made for a purpose.

All we lack is a drug crazed right wing extremist blowing up LGBT culture studies group. Freedom and what ever is left of the conservative movement will be dead forever.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 23:37 | 5838391 Element
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Yup, that would probably do it too. In Oz the lefties and public media are in total frenzy to talk-up getting rid of Abbot and conservative govt before the end of year's Paris greenie global warming bullshit festival. They need to get rid of Abbot and Harper because they and the frozen Hudson river are gonna piss all over the parade they've planned. So I'm expecting every sort of action and stunt aimed at marginalizing conservationism in the west as 2015 humanity moves FORWARD! All so Obama can stand tall as Savior of the planet, and give a rousing BS speech.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:54 | 5837314 Mr. Magoo
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Its a setup, get ready for the scripted false flag. Maybe the cyber one the ol dyke Janet warned us about

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:19 | 5837454 Chauncey Gardener
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Um, would that be Janet Yellen, or Janet Reno?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 05:12 | 5838853 benb
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Chauncey, where you been?

Magoo is obviously referring to Janet Reno’s daughter, Janet ‘The Bull’ Napolitano, who at this very time is in her home gym sporting a jock strap pumping iron.

BTW-Just because Janet Reno (while Florida Attorney General) was found by the cops drugged up  in the back seat of a car vomiting all over some young girl she checked out of  the local juvenile hall doesn’t mean she isn’t a good parent.

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:52 | 5837863 NoVa
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Jeopardy Round 2 is just starting - they can't shut down th gubbermint now!

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:01 | 5837329 knukles
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Block off the roads near The Whateveritiswherethepresidentsarecarved and that'll show the people.  Panick you fuckers.
Nobody to monitor the volcanoes at Yosemite. 
No changing of the shift at the Mexicanio Deluxe Car Wash in Beverley Hills!
Just think 0f all the cute Mexican Undocumented Immigrant Wetbacks gonna make Partner at Goldman and become our brain surgeons overnight.
They'll take over the Air Force.
We're fucked.

 

If we really wanna stop this shit, just convince the Chinese that any DHS employees gonads are aphrodisiacs and they'll all be eaten within a decade.
that or they make great crap for pinatas

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:06 | 5837376 Dapper Dan
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Not to mention the  inevitable theft of our bodily fluids.

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:20 | 5837463 Chauncey Gardener
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POE. Purity of Essence.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 22:10 | 5841296 StychoKiller
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Sometimes, it takes an outsider from say, Belgium, to see the treez in the forest!

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:30 | 5837791 dfwpike
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If the whole government shut down I would sleep better at night.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:37 | 5837816 bh2
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Evidently House Dems are committed to shut down the government.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:30 | 5837164 kliguy38
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Truly a blow to our safety. Be afraid and close all donut shops for mourning

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:36 | 5837205 dimwitted economist
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Good... now can we disband it/ them altogether?

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:49 | 5837282 Four chan
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we are saving millions by the minute.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:45 | 5837246 Creepy A. Cracker
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Since when is a shutdown 85% of the moochers staying on the payroll, still being paid?  And the ones who are sent home will later get paid for the time that they were not at work - without having to use their vacation time.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:59 | 5837339 chunga
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They'll buy their own jack-boots if they have too.

That's how devoted these cronies are.

These colors don't run! 'Merika!

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:40 | 5837578 Stoploss
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We feel richer already!!!

Wealth effect Bitchezzz!!!

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:55 | 5837880 Alvin Fernald
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Anyone see this story where they mentioned thermite and airplanes and government in the same article?
https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/02/25/tsa-issues-secret-warning-...

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:28 | 5837139 davidalan1
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There IS a God !!!

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:32 | 5837183 turnoffthewater
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+100 Horray! Now shutdown the other 535 bosses

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:04 | 5837360 Escrava Isaura
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davidalan1

There isn’t a god. Also, your believe is immaterial.

 

The problem is that demographics grow exponential. The real economy cannot provide all the necessary jobs.

 

The problem will exacerbate at the next financial meltdown (great depression) because the money spent into existence can never be produced.

 

Followed by shortages of energy and resources that will lead to a societal breakdown, because prices will become unaffordable to most.  

 

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:11 | 5837403 davidalan1
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Thanks dad,

 

" OnlyThe fool says in his heart, there is no God, the are corrupt and their deeds are vile"....Psalm 14:1

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:34 | 5837538 Escrava Isaura
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You’re welcome.

 

“Only the fool says in his heart, there is a God, they are delusional and their deeds are nonsense"....Sacred Book of Bullshit 66:6 

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:37 | 5837561 davidalan1
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And why doesnt it surprise me that you are a student of the "BOOK OF BOOOSHEEIIT"? 

 

"There are no athiests in a fox hole" - experienced

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:57 | 5837645 Bananamerican
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Escrava, you crypto-pompous, useless, 3rd world, conjugate mangling, michael-jackson-loving freak, will you PLEASE just fuck off??

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 21:03 | 5837910 Who was that ma...
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How do you know "there isn't a God?"

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 21:01 | 5837898 Who was that ma...
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Nobody knows that.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:29 | 5837147 813kml
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But who will fondle my genitals and keep them safe from ISIS?!?!?!

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:34 | 5837190 Dr. Engali
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I hear El Presidente like to fondle genitals. Mayb you, Zero, and Reggie can all hook up for a threesome. They'll keep you safe.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:49 | 5837278 813kml
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Sounds like a black-op that should also have its funding removed.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:02 | 5837353 Yen Cross
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lol

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:08 | 5837707 grunk
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You are now the master of your own domain.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:29 | 5837148 Thirst Mutilator
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Cue the false flag!

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:32 | 5837180 davidalan1
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How convenient on todays talk radio it was reported Feb. 28th is a planned eruption of cell groups in the U.S. (Michael Savage)

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:39 | 5837568 serotonindumptruck
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How would that Zionist POS know? He must have inside information with his membership in the Tribe.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:33 | 5837185 cornfritter
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probably - theatre of the absurd .. DHS head calls CIA head... "Hey, uh,... we're having a funding issue.." 

240,000 people???? WTF??? half the country's working for homeland security and they can't secure the border (not allowed to i know)

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:29 | 5837154 chunga
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False flag terrist event in 3, 2, 1...

Fake people on TV 24/7 begging for moar "Security".

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:32 | 5837175 Ignatius
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The controlled demolition I wanna see is the complete dismantling of DHS.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:48 | 5837610 Bilderberg Member
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Pull it!

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:58 | 5837887 Alvin Fernald
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Would you like thermite with your order?
or just regular explosives?

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:35 | 5837200 saints51
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You fucking bet ya. Read my mind.... This may not be good for you when we are on the same page.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 23:19 | 5838344 Sokhmate
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Fake peeples and Brian Williams.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:30 | 5837163 jon
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"ICE will miss out on hundreds of millions of dollars intended to address 'unaccompanied minors' and families still crossing the Southwest border illegally."

 

is this a joke? they don't "address" anything. in particular, ICE SVU literally poaches jobs that are designed for the ATF and FBI, which have nothing to do with immigrants.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:31 | 5837167 Dr. Engali
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I'm sure if it does shut down we will get a false flag to prove their worth. Of course they haven't been successful in stopping any of the other false flags over the past few years.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:42 | 5837234 disabledvet
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Subsumed by DoD.

 

Wanna Military Dictatorship?

Here comes the military part.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:57 | 5837655 Make_Mine_A_Double
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Que the renewed 'Terror" ISIS/Al Shaabad' warning to slaughter dozens of over weight scooter riders at Mall Of Amerika - THIS WEEKEND!

Also - 'oh sorry' we've cancelled all your flights since you won't fork over the billions - Jedha Jones Jonshon.

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:36 | 5837171 stant
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That's why the other ones are in the heroin , drug trade, so they don't have funding issues. Better get one of those19$ a month charity scams going. And a friendly banker

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:32 | 5837176 SirBarksAlot
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Why do I feel like this was engineered just in time to do a big drug smuggle or more nefarious deeds?

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:32 | 5837178 papaswamp
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Hahahah FucK!!!! One of the sidebar ads is to apply to the border patrol!!!!! I cant stop laughing.....

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:34 | 5837193 Bumbu Sauce
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Shut the entirety of FEDGOV down and I will have the best weekend of my entire life.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:46 | 5837260 disabledvet
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Wanna see how the military secures a border?

 

Make Putin look like a pansy.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 10:23 | 5839189 Bumbu Sauce
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What a queer reply.  Disabled huh?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 10:28 | 5839198 The.Harmless.Jew
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What a queer reply.  Disabled huh?

Indeed! Disabled-HEAD.
Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:38 | 5837219 pauhana
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We are truly witnessing the Theater of the Absurd.  They don't get their funding from Congress.  Same as it ever was.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:41 | 5837228 A Lunatic
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Yawn. Like we haven't seen this movie already.........

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:41 | 5837231 bigrooster
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HELL YEAH!  Party tonight without any DHS to stop the fun!

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:47 | 5837255 Implied Violins
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Time to buy ALL THE AMMO!! If we ZH'ers just go out and buy, like, 200,000 rounds apiece, I bet we could equal what DoHS will have sitting on the sidelines! Time to even the odds! In other news, pray real real hard that we don't have to have a remembrance ceremony for some of our own soon. A major USSA FF is on the way. We need to remember why we need them.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 21:02 | 5837901 Alvin Fernald
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Maybe ISIS will come and steal all those billions of hollow point rounds.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:46 | 5837256 wendigo
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Devourers Horse Shit.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:46 | 5837259 10mm
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Ahhhh, the ole weekend trick. It will funded.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:49 | 5837277 f16hoser
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Boener, do the country a favor and Kill Yourself! What a worthless piece of shit!!!

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:13 | 5837412 Jethro
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You forgot McConnel and the entire Democratic party.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 21:02 | 5837904 chunga
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What difference does it make?

All politicians are no fucking good. To play what the game has become...you have to be a SCUM.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:50 | 5837287 trader1
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The Purge.  Anarchy.  Reality TV Show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOaBsHLBn1E

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:50 | 5837289 buzzsaw99
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this move will cost extra in the end. there will be moar.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:51 | 5837294 Cow
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It's an "Essential" part of government.  Everybody will get paid.  Nothing is going to be shut down.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:52 | 5837298 fed_depression
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So it'll be just like normal then.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 18:52 | 5837303 WTFRLY
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Start writing the article.

ISIS terrorists with Ebola symptoms overrun US border towns.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:01 | 5837346 Yen Cross
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 They call me the '

" Monopoly Guy"

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:01 | 5837351 Josh Randall
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We de-funded some folks...

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:02 | 5837355 WTFUD
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With friends like Boehner who needs enemies? If you can't hold your drink stay off of the tanning bed.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:02 | 5837356 Perdogg
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The only reason DHS is shuting down tonight because it is a weekend. Please stop the phony narritive.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:03 | 5837364 Duc888
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OOOhhh nnnooooosssssss we're all gonna die.

Gimme a break already.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:07 | 5837379 CoonT
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Well, this just answered the question about how they would allow the next 9/11 to happen.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:10 | 5837392 Keyboard Kommando
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I had 2 gold coins stolen by Affirmative Action hires of the TSA when I came thru an airport in NYC. Fuck all those bastards!

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:57 | 5837654 serotonindumptruck
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That sucks, bro. The times have changed, and the tyranny and outright corruption have only grown progressively worse.

I was flying out of Spokane about twelve years ago with five rolls of uncirculated silver eagles in my carry-on luggage. Some young TSA punk tried to sieze them from me until it became clear to both him and a supervisor that I was willing to miss my flight and go home unless they let me board with the eagles in my carry-on.

Fucking thieves, all of them.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:21 | 5837754 ersatzteil
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You know they melted it down into teeth, too.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 22:15 | 5838177 Wahooo
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On what grounds did they want to prevent you from carrying on the Eagles?

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:49 | 5837852 Buster Cherry
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You got his name,.looked it up as to where he lives and killed his cat, right?

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 21:46 | 5838087 10mm
10mm's picture

Next time wrap real gold coin in chocolate.  Place fake gold colored foil on top. Good to go. Those half assed mutts won't know diff.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:11 | 5837405 Jethro
Jethro's picture

Cut the federal government by 70% permanently.  All agencies.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:11 | 5837720 Overfed
Overfed's picture

Fuck that. 90%.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:14 | 5837420 Renov8
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It is about time......Someone grew a set of balls in record time.....

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:16 | 5837434 Jethro
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This is all just theatrics.  Nothing will change, and the government will just keep on getting bigger and taking more Rights.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:18 | 5837448 TeethVillage88s
TeethVillage88s's picture

Well, DHS is a third tit, iddentit.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:23 | 5837483 Fukushima Fricassee
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The DHS/patriot act is the worst thing to ever happen to America. Long live the constitution, and fuck the anti constitutional federal beast.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:10 | 5837715 r00t61
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For me it has to be the Federal Reserve act, followed closely by the income tax (16th Amendment).

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:24 | 5837488 TheRideNeverEnds
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But with the shutdown who will ensure nobody brings snow globes larger than a tennis ball or shampoo bottles in excess of 3.5 ounces on our flight?  

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:25 | 5837494 Coletrane
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perfect crisis, err umm, opportunity for a black flag event.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:30 | 5837521 q99x2
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Don't stop at shutting down the DHS, shut down the whole NWO and lets all feel safe again. Arrest Lloyd Blankfein.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:32 | 5837529 dreadnaught
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well then, Die Ministrie uf Faderland Sekurity had better get on the ball, and create some kind of False Flag incident, and QUICKLY, if they want to keep the funding going...

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:34 | 5837544 NoWayJose
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Boehner f*cked over a bunch of Republicans with committee assignments after they opposed his re-election as Speaker. Wonder if this is their payback, or if the nay voters are the small band of real Patriots, or if they are just Democrats in Republican clothing.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:36 | 5837555 agstacks
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Queue false flag..

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:38 | 5837566 Smiley
Smiley's picture

The R's will blink, just like they always do.

Move along, just some theater.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:48 | 5837607 Aleedsfella
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Oh fook off with all the bull shit! the world would/will be a better place without the state aka bankers bitches! fook you all you box ticking Judas state whores!

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:56 | 5837648 ersatzteil
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Coast Guard buddies of mine are complaining about not getting gas money to motor around. I swear the disconnect between makers facing daily performance-based layoffs and secure, babied takers with government paychecks has never been greater. Let DHS eat it, I wouldn't employee 90% of them in a shopping mall managerial role let alone give them a rifle and badge.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:07 | 5837699 Stormtrooper
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Time to call up the citizen militia and teach Americans what civic duty is about.  Defend your own ass and your own community.  Send the DHS'ers back to the Obama free shit army where they came from.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:01 | 5837674 Thalamus
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Obviously DHS doesn't need government funding since there's plenty of drug money for that, but it doesn't hurt to supplement with legitimate fiat sources. This could be a good false flag opportunity this weekend, and then keep the banks closed on Monday.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:05 | 5837679 tony wilson and...
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ohh my

ohh dear

oh lord

who will protect us from the syrian assad

and the putin.

home lands

we need them remember when norad flew to cuba instead of new york during  the 9 and 11.

we need the homely lands securities and the michael chertoff jewish groups to direct are top guns during the cuming false flag mossad attacks

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:14 | 5837735 serotonindumptruck
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His name was Francis Sawyer.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:22 | 5837759 Savyindallas
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It's really unfair and even anti-semitic to put all the blame on the Mossad for 911 - There was C IA, Saudi and pakistani involvement also. Cheney, Bush and the Neocons were big players too. Yes the Mossad was a major player and orchestrated most of the logistical operations  - but you just can't place the blame on them without mentioning the involvement of the others.  That's why we ZH'ers get pegged with labels of being anti-semites. 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 23:19 | 5838345 tony wilson and...
tony wilson and saturn zion devils's picture

mr chertoff is a friend are you suggesting he is a liar?

he told me it was aman

man oh man how can a semite bee anti semetick already : )

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:04 | 5837685 SilvertonguedAngel
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Homeland security is a government reaction to 9/11 which was a government action.

 

It hasn't stopped one American from getting killed by a foreign terrorist and mostly just focuses on what it describes as homegrown terrorists which just means anyone opposed to it, like military vets.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:04 | 5837688 grunk
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NSA will be busy this weekend blowing up stuff.

Well, at least they'll get time-and-a-half for working a weekend.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:06 | 5837697 Who was that ma...
Who was that masked man's picture

Shut that sucker down.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:29 | 5837785 Son of Loki
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<< 500 recruits currently in training in Georgia will be sent home, wasting significant amounts of taxpayer money already invested in them and possibly losing them as recruits. >>

I hardly think any of these top notch 'recruits' would risk giving up a donothing-can't-be-fired federal job with full health care and pension.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:39 | 5837823 Northern Lights
Northern Lights's picture

Wow, Homeland shutdown at midnight.................what a cock tease!!!!!!!

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 21:01 | 5837896 Youri Carma
Youri Carma's picture

Time for an other false flag I guess. Let me think here ... sending some weaponized Anthrax letters to congress? OK they already did that Mmmmm ...

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 21:10 | 5837937 Sick
Sick's picture

THE DHS produces nothing.  They have been getting paid for no work for a long time.  Now the pay matches.  I bet something will happen, another FF.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 21:13 | 5837955 Who was that ma...
Who was that masked man's picture

The Department of Homeland Security has been around for what, 13 or 14 years?  Employs some 200,000 people and spends something like $70 billion a year of our hard earned taxpayer dollars..

Sounds pretty impressive and pretty important until realise that for some 225 years before it existed, we had no Department of Homeland Security, it employed zero people and spent zero taxpayer dollars.

I would wager that we have had more terrorist attacks since the advent of the DHS than in all of the 225 years before.

Don't fund it.  Abolish it.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 21:15 | 5837965 Falconsixone
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So...Can I have some of those 1.4 billion bullets since I bought some of them? Oh! only at 2ooo fps

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 00:35 | 5838523 GMadScientist
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Duck!

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 21:43 | 5838074 BeerMe
BeerMe's picture

Still have the CIA...

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 21:51 | 5838104 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Hasn't every shut-down ended with back-pay?

These are nothing but more paid vacations

Yet these oafs will still bitch and moan the whole time over all the horrible consequences they face

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 21:52 | 5838106 Porous Horace
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It's a good first step towards repealing the Homeland Security Act.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 21:56 | 5838121 drdolittle
drdolittle's picture

So, no false flag this weekend?

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 22:19 | 5838188 f16hoser
f16hoser's picture

One more time Boener; take out your pistol, put the barrel in your mouth, and pull the trigger. So simple, even a fucking retard Congressman can do it...

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 22:34 | 5838234 Jack's Raging B...
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I shudder at the thought of some child not getting molested returning home, or some person not having their gold and cash stolen from them without DHS boldly shaking down innocents. The horror!

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 22:37 | 5838245 Jack's Raging B...
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Duplicate

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 23:14 | 5838337 HYMN
HYMN's picture

SO the dems rescude the repubs from themselves for now. Dhs funds the coast guard, you know,the people that guard our coast.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 00:35 | 5838521 GMadScientist
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...from harmless Cuban exiles and drug dealers. Ooooh. That's worth billions. /sarc

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