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Why can people name themselves Mohammad but can't draw a picture of Mohammad?
It's all about Mohammad
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0996046909/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=U...
Farce Wars...Return of the Jihadi
caption : Why Johnny Jihad Can't Read his Intelligence Briefings
image: George Bush with a childrens book about a pet goat at the moment someone whispered, the towers are down.
Looks like somebody is looking to get himself suicided. If true though, would explain some things.....
http://freedomoutpost.com/2015/02/former-breitbart-reporter-why-did-obam...
Now the US is fighting ONE man, better jack up the defense budget by at least $1 Trillion.... Of course, the root cause of this was Cheney's Circus Clowns in Charge...If Sadam were still alive and the US had dropped its sanctions, Iraq would be quite a thriving place. Indeed, a friend of mine could roam all over Baghdad, in the days, without so much as any concern or worry and yes, he was an American...
...another trillion for the Department of Child Fondlers, Crotch Gropers and iPad Lifters...
Not thriving, but considerably less Balkanized.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/02/27/us-usa-hongkong-idUSKBN0LV2MV2...
(Reuters) - A bipartisan group of U.S. legislators reintroduced a bill on Friday aimed at putting pressure on China to ensure autonomy and human rights in Hong Kong.
The Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act would update a 1992 law that has afforded Hong Kong trade and economic privileges not enjoyed by mainland China.
It would require the U.S. secretary of state to certify annually that Hong Kong is sufficiently autonomous before enacting any new laws or agreements granting Hong Kong such different treatment. It would also allow the secretary to waive the certification on national security grounds.
The bill was originally introduced last year, but there was not time to process it before the term of the previous Congress expired...
...The statement said that after returning from British to Chinese sovereignty in 1997, Hong was supposed to enjoy a "high degree of autonomy" and freedoms that do not exist in mainland China.
However, it noted that in the past year Beijing had taken steps eroding such autonomy and freedoms, including a decision in August by the National People’s Congress "that raised very serious concerns that only pro-Beijing candidates would be nominated for chief executive in 2017."Given the tens of thousands of Hong Kong people who demonstrated peacefully last year for democratic reforms, the Hong Kong and Chinese governments should seek new proposals for electoral reform," the statement said.
Vichy DC is desperately searching for relevancy in this situation.
But the only relevance is that the process of oligarchization that has afflicted HK is exponentially worse in the good ol' US of A. Exhibit A: What is it like for a young person to find a place to rent in Manhattan.
Today I read that there are more millionaires per capita in Maryland than any other state. What is going on there?
If I didn't have so much family around, I would go live in a van down by the river;)
The Maryland thang is completely a function of DC, not Baltimore or anything home grown. The Virginia burbs have lower taxes, better schools, and more living space, but the blacks and Jews are happier in the lefty environment. The Potomac is still a large cultural and philosophical divide.
Wages paid by the Feds these days are obscene and absurd. This will not end well.
Re: Maryland, I recall this from a few years ago:
Maryland's Mobile Millionaires Income tax rates go up, rich taxpayers vanish.http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748703976804575114241782001262
I have no idea what happened.
I guess we should ask how many unarmed people were shot by the cops last year in HK and how many were shot in the US.
We won't even bother with electoral reform as the question would be ludicrous.
Good question.
GI Joe now has some competition. I wondering what the "Jihadi Barbie" is going to look like ?!
jihad johnny looks like the son of McCain and Lindsey
This:
http://joegringo.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_archive.html
Conspiracy Clown & Johnny Jihad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdySeAEPKBM
Top men at both MI6 and MI5 are working on this. I hope the bottoms get paid.
shit, my drunken eyes thought you meant johnny wadd...you fuck
Who's Behind Mall Terror Threats?
http://winteractionables.com/?p=18738
Good one.
The same scumbags who are behind 911. There is plenty of evidence for arrests. Where are the Oath Keepers? Arrest the Mossad Dual Citizens and American Traitors.
he's probably queuing up this little ditty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzfTPp4moA
Engineering is the highest form of art. Everything else is smoke and trails.
ESPECIALLY ECONOMOLOGISTS
Thats tootilly cublicle, dude.
AMDINTELIBM IS WATCHING YOU
Jihad, the fragrance that will drive your neocon man wild
Get's around like the Hieniken guy, just a couple summers ago he was hang'n with John Mccain in bumfuckistan, being moderate, and shit.
#41
Which one?
Weeks in the Desert, sweat drenched and dried, unwashed, yet scented with oils;
Afterscent of Metal as Water pours out of a faucet or fountain;
Spices carried from afar and cooked Lamb/Goat;
Mixture of female perfumes, deodorants, desperation, desire, and Spermicidal Jelly Lube as "Escort Concubines" dance together unaccompanied at Clubs in front of their "Sponsors";
or the scent of Crude oozing out of the ground?
That's all bullshit. It has to be the smell of napalm in the morning, and nothing else.
Napalm?
If you're trying to follow the "Scent of Jihad" Cologne/Perfume Parody Line of thought, you've obviously confused the Levant with 'Nam - not to mention which "Side" you're trying to affiliate the Scent/Weapon to.
If you're referring to the Vietnam War (I was a kid in a US Naval Base in Japan that hosted the Main Fleet - my Late Father was retired from Active Duty; and was sailing on the Oilers/Supply Ships that replenished the Fleet during those years - where where you?), the Cologne/Perfume used to affiliate with Napalm could be called, "Victory" per Robert Duvall's timeless line.
I was in a Theatre full of Sailors and Marines watching it for the first time. The grunt calls of the Marines and the accolades from the Sailors following that Line were utterly priceless to see.
The weapons of Notoriety "In Theatre" this time around are Drones, White Phosphorous, and possibly, whatever scent Depleted Uranium Rounds have/invoke after they disintegrate as they hit their targets.
The Cologne/Perfume "Jihad" needs to smell like something that represents/invokes the character/essence of the Jihadi and/or the Region.
As for the "all bullshit", part - you've OBVIOUSLY never been the Region. To be fair, I needed an explanation as to why so many Western/Far Eastern women would dance among themselves (and only themselves) at a dinner club. Feel free to look into it further if you wish (hint: think Escort Service paid by the Uber-rich. Fringe Benefits of living/working/affiliating? Bad-bing?).
You also read like a Trolling Chickenhawk as well. Have you ever left your home town outside of the County Jail?
... errr ... that would be "Git SOME!!!"
- Ned
So what’s the first tune up?
Maybe...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA
NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op4wNkuVDlw
you're testing this for a Calvin Klein ad, right?