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WTF Chart Of The Day - Fantasy February Edition

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Presented with little comment but to say "Thank you Jim..."

 

 

His comments, as we noted previously, changed the narrative back to "bad news is good news" and so it goes.

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:06 | 5837374 davidalan1
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If the chart were a Rorshach test...hmmmm I see many things..

 

the first is a whore with her legs "spread" wide open wanting moar money

How do you make a hormone?  Dont pay her..

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:28 | 5837514 Squid-puppets a...
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... you can lead a horticulture, but you cant make her think

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:32 | 5837534 davidalan1
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many thanks...just put that in my repetoire...lol..you cunning linguist you

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:46 | 5837590 Thirst Mutilator
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I'm a chart expert... TESTS???... Here's what I see...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INLo0Zr0_lA

 

This one looks like you... WITH breasts...

 

A HOME RUN!!! THE CUBS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!

 

 

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:01 | 5837670 new game
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or is it white and gold, no black and blue. 28 million tweets, a record. really...

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 04:22 | 5838831 3Wishes
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Sell everything very quickly and run.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:06 | 5837375 Cognitive Dissonance
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Nothing says "All is well" quite like a rising stock market.

<Except maybe all markets rising.>

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:32 | 5837784 withglee
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As the Weimar republic crashed, its stock market went through the roof.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 02:53 | 5838742 JoJoJo
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The Weimar was heavily dependent on American loans

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 09:51 | 5839126 withglee
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Read about Hugh Stinnes. He became the richest man in the republic by buying for money and selling for commodities. That's how you do it with an improperly managed Medium of Exchange.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:12 | 5837409 Ham-bone
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What is so funny to note is that nearly all US sovereign debt has been purchased by the Fed and Foreigners since '09...and now at record low yields and stocks at record highs its all come down to four tiny nations of Belgium, Luxembourg, Ireland, and Cayman Islands.  They have purchased over $200 billion since the Taper announcement and nearly equivelant to the Federal Reserve since July 2011. 

And going forward without Fed QE...the entie US interest rate sensitive economy is up to their continued buying.

It's all detailed in chapters 5, 6, 7, 8 of my book posted here...

http://econimica.blogspot.com/2015/02/fundamentally-flawed-chapter-5-treasury.html

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:21 | 5837427 Ham-bone
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The conundrum remains…what is going on and why?

One might wonder is the world terminal? The actions of our leaders would tend to have you believe they know the patient(s?) are doomed and might as well make the most of the little time left. Consistently creating excess credit (debt) to create excess capacity that can only remain utilized if even more excess credit (debt) is created…but that in turn creates more excess capacity…etc. etc. We are running a doomed Ponzi system of government central banks buying nations own debt to fund more debt and unfunded liabilities. Stock markets at record highs while the basis of all their business, commodities (the basis of which everything the companies rely), has collapsed to 2008 depression lows and makes clear organic demand has collapsed. This sort of system is what perhaps a kind and loving parent would do for a child they knew only had a short time…so why not make the most of it.

But I didn’t get the memo and must not be part of the club who knows we’re doomed. I’m still identifying the problems and thinking of solutions that give my kids and my kids kids and so on the best opportunity to live life to the fullest. But the nation’s leadership (D’s and R’s) plus the financial leaders, and media empty heads are cheering to get the system to the highest point on the cliff before giving it the final push. If a meteor or asteroid or solar flare or contagion or whatever is imminent…then everything makes sense. Otherwise…nothing makes sense.

I’m really proud of the book I’ve written and I'm giving away (link below)…it details the systems collapsing nature…but what I can’t detail is why we’re being led to the highest cliff?

http://econimica.blogspot.com/2015/02/fundamentally-flawed-chapter-1-advanced.html

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 20:34 | 5837803 Al Tinfoil
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Extend and Pretend.  QE forever.  ZIRP and NIRP.  EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!  

Support Your Local Bankster.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 10:45 | 5839229 Let Them Eat Cake
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EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!  by Yellen & the premium crushers

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 01:01 | 5838563 TheReplacement
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Have you considered that the reasons might be various?  Maybe Group A is a bunch of over educated statists (atheists by nature) betting the world on their faith in the power of their textbooks.  Maybe Group B is a bunch of over educated statists (still atheists by nature) who don't have the power of Group A, putting their absolute faith in the actions of Group A.  Maybe Group C is a bunch of over educated statists (atheists...) who see that both Groups A and B have it wrong because they are using the wrong textbooks and so they put their faith in some other man made financial dogma.  Maybe Group D is, well it just doesn't matter (think Africa), simply taken advantage of by A, B, and/or C.  Of course there is Group E who make up the private sector and all they want to do is maximize profits.  Don't forget Group F, made up of all sorts of political factions who just want to control, well, everyone. 

Could be that a lot of people/groups are contributing to this debacle in the making trying to reach their own goals.  So far, so good considering this is just the table setting act.  Wait until someone tries to pull the tablespread out from under all the dishes and such.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 03:57 | 5838817 THE DOCTOR
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WTF... (atheists by nature)... As in they don't beleve in bronze age magic?

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:22 | 5837479 order66
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Well I just talked to a second year business major who saild that the new economic policy tools have virtually guaranteed no down ticks across all assets.

So I got that going for me.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 23:43 | 5838409 Matthew John
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Is that like Joe Kennedy's shoe shine boy giving him stock tips?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 10:46 | 5839236 Let Them Eat Cake
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that'll be the generation of "the big one" arhhh

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:26 | 5837497 Callz d Ballz
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Where we're going, we don't need no stinkin profits.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:33 | 5837537 q99x2
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Its software stupid. On your one hand you gots your infinite fiat. On the other hand you gots your oligarchs. In the middle you gots your mercenary military forces and your treasonous politicians and the Q99X2 BTFD bitchez.

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:35 | 5837548 Bilderberg Member
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Rigged

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:45 | 5837595 coast
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Hope you guys/gals dont mind me throwing in a song..."Thick as a brick" by Jethro Tull...

love ya all....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9JEPeeohYs

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 19:51 | 5837618 harrybrown
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just looks like streaks of financial vomit to me, hic blik bluurrrgghhhh

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