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More Giant Craters Appear In Siberia, Scientists Nervous To Investigate

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In the middle of last summer came news of a bizarre occurrence no one could explain. Seemingly out of nowhere, a massive crater appeared in one of the planet's most inhospitable lands. Early estimates said the crater, nestled in a land called "the ends of the Earth" where temperatures can sink far below zero, yawned nearly 30 metres in diameter.

One of the craters in Siberia's so-called "ends of the earth"

 

The saga deepened. The Siberian crater wasn't alone. There were two more, ratcheting up the tension in a drama that hit its climax as a probable explanation surfaced. Climate change had thawed the permafrost, which had caused methane trapped inside the icy ground to explode. "Gas pressure increased until it was high enough to push away the overlaying layers in a powerful injection, forming the crater," one German scientist said at the time.

Video of the craters...

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Now, however, as The Sydney Morning herald reports, researchers fear there are more craters than anyone knew — and the repercussions could be huge...

Russian scientists have now spotted a total of seven craters, five of which are in the Yamal Peninsula. Two of those holes have since turned into lakes. And one giant crater is rimmed by a ring of at least 20 mini-craters, the Siberian Times reported. Dozens more Siberian craters are likely still out there, said Moscow scientist Vasily Bogoyavlensky of the Oil and Gas Research Institute, calling for an "urgent" investigation.

 

He fears that if temperatures continue to rise — and they were five degrees higher than average in 2012 and 2013 — more craters will emerge in an area awash in gas fields vital to the national economy. "It is important not to scare people, but to understand that it is a very serious problem and we must research this," he told the Siberian Times. "We must research this phenomenon urgently, to prevent possible disasters."

 

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These objects need to be studied, but it is rather dangerous for the researchers," Bogoyavlensky told the Siberian Times. "We know that there can occur a series of gas emissions over an extended period of time, but we do not know exactly when they might happen. ... It is very risky, because no one can guarantee there would not be new emissions."

 

Making matters worse, the gas is extremely flammable. One of the methane bursts has already caught fire. Nearby residents in a town called Antipayuta say they recently saw a bright flash in the distance. "Probably the gas ignited," Bogoyavlensky said. "This shows us that such [an] explosion could be rather dangerous and destructive. Years of experience has shown that gas emissions can cause serious damage to drilling rigs, oil and gas fields and offshore pipelines."

When the news first broke last year, social media users pointed to everything from a meteorite to a stray missile to aliens to the Bermuda Triangle as possible causes. But the most plausible explanation seemed to be the explosive release of melting methane hydrate—an ice-like material frozen in the Arctic ground—thanks to global warming. But, as National Geographic reports, other theories are coming to light...

Now, scientists are arguing that the methane theory is unlikely, based on new satellite surveys released by Russian researchers that found dozens of new craters in Siberia.

 

"The jury is still out" on the cause of Siberia's craters, says Carolyn Ruppel, chief of the U.S. Geological Survey's Gas Hydrates Project. But she and other scientists say the new satellite mapping suggests another explanation that has to do with the rapid melting of ice cores called pingos.

 

A pingo is a plug of ice that forms near the surface over time and has a small mound or hill on top.

 

When an ice plug melts rapidly—as many have been, thanks to unseasonably warm temperatures in Siberia over the past year—it can cause part of the ground to collapse, forming a crater. But that process alone isn't enough to explain the ejected rocks that have been found around the rim of the craters, which suggest some sort of explosion.

 

Instead, Ruppel theorizes that the craters were formed by a sudden release of natural gas that had been stored in the permafrost but was kept under pressure by the weight of the pingo.

 

This theory is bolstered by the Russian satellite data, which show pingos—they appear as small mounds—in the exact positions where the craters later formed.

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So in conclusion - "No one knows what is happening in these craters at the moment."

 

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Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:33 | 5840612 Arnold
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So, lightning does strike twice in the same place?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:18 | 5840781 GMadScientist
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You know we have geosynch satellites, right?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 15:23 | 5840124 tuttisaluti
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It's just a black hole eating the earth from the inside out.... 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 15:24 | 5840131 DutchBoy2015
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let's keep Michelle Obama out of this.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 15:26 | 5840135 Hannibal
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Well when it all blows we can always blame Putin.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 15:28 | 5840140 Unstable Condition
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Oh for fuck sakes, this is nothing new. They're called Pingos and the landscape over there is littered with them.

Imagery date 4/9/2013

https://wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/yamal-pingo-land.jpg

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 15:44 | 5840185 Unstable Condition
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Thanks for the downvote.

A little more info on Pingos from the past.

Abstract – 1, March 1976
Pingos and pingo scars: Their characteristics, distribution, and utility in reconstructing former permafrost environments
Pingos are large frost mounds which develop in permafrost as the result of the segregation of massive ground-ice lenses. At least two genetic varieties of pingos, open- and closed-systems, form under differing conditions of climate, topography, and groundwater occurrence. Active pingos are known to occur in many high latitude regions. Pingo scars are the degeneration products of pingos. Ideally they are ramparted, circular depressions, although they may be expressed in a variety of divergent forms due to differing conditions of topography, substrate materials, degree of thermokarst overprint, and erosional/depositional histories. Pingo scars occur in many modern permafrost regions. Presumed pingo scars have also been identified in many regions beyond the present permafrost limit and therefore may have utility in reconstructing former permafrost environments.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/0033589476900399

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Abstract – 1973
Water samples have been collected in Scoresby Land, northeast Greenland, from glacier, meltwater, stream, river, and pingo sources in the Delta Dal; from pingo sources in the Schuchert Dal and on Traill Island; and from fiords adjoining these areas. The samples were analyzed chemically for their principal solute ions, and isotopically for their deuterium and oxygen-18 contents. The combined results are examined in an attempt to elucidate the origins of waters from individual sources, with particular reference to the problem of pingo genesis. It is concluded that all the waters discharging from these pingos are of recent meteoric origin, and that waters discharging from a group of related pingos do not necessarily have a common aquifer source.

http://www.jstor.org/discover/10.2307/1550477?uid=2&uid=4&sid=21103991801231

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Abstract – 1976
The Growth of Pingos, Western Arctic Coast, Canada
The growth rates of 11 closed system pingos have been measured, by means of precise levelling of permanent bench marks anchored well down into permafrost, for the 1969–1972 period……

http://www.nrcresearchpress.com/doi/abs/10.1139/e73-086

 

H/T Jimbo

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:01 | 5840472 Element
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You beat me to it!

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/07/18/new-pictures-of-the-hole-in-yamal-...

Just a new 'Tyler', trying to take zh on a jaunt to Art Bell land.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 15:30 | 5840150 leveler001
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I'm with czar Angelus on this. I'm amazed knucks is on here making an anecdotal argument about overfishing. I'm sorry but your horribly wrong. Fish yields are pathetic now compared to 200 years ago humans are using up the planet at a faster and faster rate. 8 billion people and counting and you think we havnt fucked the global environment?  Silent spring happened, and we moved our pollution to china and the developing world.  Where do they move their dirty production? How do you feed a planet when you must use intensive agriculture which is slowly making the soil infertile?  Check out the garage patch in the pacific. Or the dead zones. Check out the results of the BP oil spill. See how little rainforest is left (and spare me the bs about how most of the worlds trees are in the boreal belt which is expanding, the biodiversity is worth more than the oxygen and wood). See destertification spreading in central asua and the sahel. See the sea of azov drying up. See the damage cause by invasive species to our crops but worse for natural ecosystems. Being unaware of how badly man is destroying the world makes you a fucking moron. The conspiracy is to cover up the costs of this shit, not to make it seem important. 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:04 | 5840231 Benjamin123
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The only environmental problem of relevance today is the extinction of so many species. Everything else is a distraction.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:44 | 5840657 logicalman
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I doubt humans are in any way involved! /sarc

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 21:16 | 5841141 wendigo
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If the Khmer Vert would drop the global warming nonsense they could divert the money to real environmental problems, like over fishing. 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:09 | 5840248 Moe Howard
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The "garage patch in the pacific"? Is that where my fucking garage is that I don't have? No wonder they are so expensive.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:10 | 5840249 UselessEater
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Silent Spring? Would that be the Rockefeller Foundation, Club of Rome, etc funded and promoted book you are referring to?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:17 | 5840778 GMadScientist
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Eat this handful of dioxin, then you'll have a use!

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:52 | 5840686 TradingTroll
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Pacific garbage patch? I call BS.  I have not yet see  a set of pictures proving it's existence. No satellite pix or aerial pix. The climate change folks must be pushing this BS.

 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:56 | 5840704 MDP
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Plankton produces most of the planet's oxygen, so hopefully the Japanese haven't fucked that up. The more co2 the better when it comes to plant life. Silent spring was a hoax, DDT is not harmful to humans and has zero deleterious effect on birds. Hundreds of millions dead around the globe due to mosquito born diseases. So mission accomplished for the eugenics crowd.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 15:32 | 5840155 KashNCarry
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The Russians have to put all their newly acquired gold some place...

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 15:35 | 5840163 BigRedRider
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It's Putin's fault.

 

No...wait...It's Bush's fault.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 15:47 | 5840190 Vylahkinnen
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Come on guys. This is just the start of a second flood basalt event. It happened before, you know that already. So it's just the second round of an enormous extinction event. But here is the good news. Cockroaches are likely to survive. So if you are a cockroach, you're in for a treat. And if you are a human, well, you had a great time on earth - so don't complain, okay? Every great run ends somewhere.

This is my explanation. Now my 15 seconds are over. See you at the Burger Palace. I am out.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:01 | 5840221 Benjamin123
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Wrong. Individual cockroaches die all the time, cockroachkind as a whole is likely never to go extinct. Its similar with small plants and animals (rats, weeds). Apparently its easier for an ecosystem to suppport a million rats than a single elephant.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:06 | 5840235 adr
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So what you are saying is Bernanke and Yellen will repopulate the Earth?

God, please just hit the Earth with a comet that shatters the planet in two if that is the case.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:22 | 5840572 CunnyFunt
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According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, EVERY organism will go extinct.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:49 | 5840672 Yen Cross
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 I love your comments.

 I'm your silent partner.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:50 | 5840679 pupdog1
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Is that anything like Congresskind?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 15:23 | 5843232 Grouchy Marx
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Apparently it is also easier for a million rats to support an elephant than for an elephant to support a million rats.

Just saying. 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 15:47 | 5840191 Grouchy Marx
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Study them - for what reason other than curiosity? Nobody will be able to prevent them.

If it is for the purpose of answering the question: "Are we all going to die?" - let me spare everyone the study costs; the answer is: yes.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 15:56 | 5840206 Winston of Oceania
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You forgot to blame the CIA or the joos... 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 15:56 | 5840209 BiteMeBO
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There's one under the NY Fed

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:03 | 5840227 devo
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Craters in Siberia are seriously the least of my concerns.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:04 | 5840229 adr
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There is probably a massive supervolcano under siberia analogous to Yellowstone. Magma is heating the permafrost causing sinkholes which then explode once the frozen methane is released. Yellowstone has been more active lately and we have been seeing more massive undersea earthquakes.

Much of this is due to the weakening magnetic field and pole reversal underway.  I wouldn't discount the near approach of the elliptical orbit of a companion star either. In 100k years the Earth will probably be a frozen snowball again.

Real science and cosmology shows most solar systems to be groups. It also shows regular cycles of supereruptions, ice ages, and extinctions. We are nearing that extinction cycle now. It may be 100 years or 10k years from now, but on the universal clock that is like the difference of one millisecond to the next.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:03 | 5840514 trader1
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Now we better understand why Russia is open to share those Siberian oil and gas fields with the Chinese.

Putin knows when to cut losses and fold hands.

 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:12 | 5840255 Moe Howard
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I peeked out my window, no craters, no sinkholes, no ISIS, and colder than fuck. Everything I am being told to worry about just ain't happening here. So fuck it.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:47 | 5840664 logicalman
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I mostly worry about the stuff I'm not told to worry about!

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:48 | 5840669 pupdog1
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'cept for that drone.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:14 | 5840769 GMadScientist
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Who needs more than one data point!

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:13 | 5840260 Rusputin
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The Russians have 'acquired' a Klingon disruptor and are testing its capabilities on sheep!

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:23 | 5840274 22winmag
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Secret Chinese leach field.

 

Maybe the Red Chinese learned to stop shitting on the side of the road.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:30 | 5840278 zebrasquid
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Like if Kim Kardashian's ass fell on ice

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:34 | 5840306 twh99
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I think she would bounce from all of the silicone in it.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:41 | 5840642 Arnold
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Your comment clicked a brain cell.

What happened to the Super Ball anyway?

http://www.wham-o.com/brands/superball.html

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:33 | 5840302 lakecity55
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The Chosenites are sucking oil and gas from far away with special equipment!! They are stealing all the oil and gas. The holes are all that's left! They have a drill offshore with a 1000 Km horizontal drill bit!

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:33 | 5840303 twh99
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Everybody seems to be overlooking the obvious.  Could this not be volcanic activity of some type?  

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:33 | 5840305 Karaio
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Western reporter asked the Russian who was doing the holes:

- Because hole so deep and round?

He replied:

- To put the NATO guys standing.

The reporter already itchy neck and mild diarrhea also questioned:

- What guys NATO?

The Russian patiently explained:

- If you put the lie guys, they produce methane quickly, there's no time to envazar.

If you put the guys standing with helmet, gas accumulates, we put a hose Gazpron and sends back Pros idiots who attacked us.

hehe.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:35 | 5840308 brushhog
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Wow, a hole in the ground. Must be a slow news day.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:41 | 5840320 Free_Spirit
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Quick,  more sanctions... 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:44 | 5840327 lakecity55
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OMG. Fuck o Shima radiation has created giant rats tunneling out of the earth! Or locusts! I saw this in a movie once!

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:45 | 5840329 saltoafronteira
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Is Earth farting ?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:57 | 5840356 GMadScientist
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No, these are farts of yore.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:49 | 5840343 luna_man
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So, when is china, to take possession?

 

timely gift

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:53 | 5840347 ThroxxOfVron
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I can completely accept the concept that these 'craters' are being created by a process of subterranian gas pocket expulsion and topsoil collapse.

Without investigation of these sites whether or not this is the cause is debatable at best.

Even if the subterranian gas expulsions theory is backed by any evidence; whether or not this phenomena can be attributed to 'climate change' is questionable.

For all we know this is a relatively common natural occourence related to this specific geograhy.

I can think of ways of monitoring similar formations for signs of gas emission or seizmic activity that might indicate the extent of a localized geo-physical process such as is posited.

I can also imagine testing the theory of gas emission and related topsoil cratering by creating a localized alteration in the temperature of a pinga in order to accelerate the proposed localized warming trigger for the theorized pinga melt and underlying gas pocket de-stabilization process...  This might be quite dangerous in practice as the gasses released may be toxic, flamable, or cause sonic booms in addition to violent destabilization of the surrounding geography....

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 16:58 | 5840359 Who was that ma...
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Gophers.  Really, really big gophers.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:31 | 5840814 Kprime
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it was rumored guys in the space station saw Bill Murray roaming around the Siberian outback this past few months.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 17:00 | 5840365 XitSam
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Scientists: Oh, it is so dangerous!

Me: That's what fricking drones are for you morons! This is an appropriate use of drones!

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 17:01 | 5840367 abgary1
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Time for a fleet of drones.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 17:08 | 5840389 All is chosen
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No Craters without Representation - it's my human right.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 17:17 | 5840410 Franktastic
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Methane melts..real doom folks

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 17:17 | 5840411 Al Tinfoil
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This is the result of rampant QE.  QE causes bubbles to form.  When the bubbles percolate to the surface, they blow up and leave holes.  This is why central bankers and Keynesian theorists are always found with giant holes.

There, solved the mystery.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 17:19 | 5840418 ThirdCoastSurfer
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Where do you think the material to create lava comes from? 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:07 | 5840738 pupdog1
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Liquid hot mag-ma.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 17:45 | 5840469 NoWayJose
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Answer: The Earth Sucks!

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 17:48 | 5840477 Motasaurus
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"5 degrees higher than average" is still -30C. It needs to be >35 degrees higher than average for the permafrost in Siberia to melt.

Just one more thing falsely attributed to our global boogey-man "climate change".

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:00 | 5840507 trader1
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Plekhanov and his team believe that it is linked to the abnormally hot Yamal summers of 2012 and 2013, which were warmer than usual by an average of about 5°C. As temperatures rose, the researchers suggest, permafrost thawed and collapsed, releasing methane that had been trapped in the icy ground.

Other researchers argue that long-term global warming might be to blame — and that a slow and steady thaw in the region could have been enough to free a burst of methane and create such a big crater. Over the past 20 years, permafrost at a depth of 20 metres has warmed by about 2°C, driven by rising air temperatures1, notes Hans-Wolfgang Hubberten, a geochemist at the Alfred Wegener Institute in Potsdam, Germany.

Hubberten speculates that a thick layer of ice on top of the soil at the Yamal crater site trapped methane released by thawing permafrost. “Gas pressure increased until it was high enough to push away the overlying layers in a powerful injection, forming the crater,” he says. Hubberten says that he has never before seen a crater similar to the Yamal crater in the Arctic.

Larry Hinzman, a permafrost hydrologist at the University of Alaska in Fairbanks and director of the International Arctic Research Center, says that such craters could become more common in permafrost areas as the region heats up.

http://www.nature.com/news/mysterious-siberian-crater-attributed-to-meth...

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:51 | 5840683 logicalman
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Clathrates become unstable at a much lower temperature than that of melting ice.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:39 | 5840831 GMadScientist
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Average -5C in Jan...but 17C in July.

Just one more thing deniers can't quite seem to get right.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:58 | 5840896 logicalman
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25% of Americans are not aware that the earth orbits the sun.

They have no problem denying climate change though.

I guess they can't figure out why it's warmer in summer than winter. Maybe God turns down the burner a bit!

People who think they have the right to tell others how to live their lives deny the reality of evolution!

We're fucked!

 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:01 | 5840906 GMadScientist
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Those denying evolution have merely not experienced the phenomenon for themselves or their loved ones.

I can *almost* forgive them; it's difficult to think rationally with the Koch brothers screaming BS in your ear.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 22:48 | 5841364 Yen Cross
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 Hollly Wood writerluv/zh

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 17:52 | 5840487 IronForge
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If you see "this" being televised, it time to wrap things up - since "This Game is Over".

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/landmarkdestruction-fantastic-four-590...

You should be able to start seeing something very large orbiting us...  ^_^

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 17:58 | 5840501 trader1
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"No one knows what is happening until it's almost over.  On a long enough timeline..."

FTFY

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:08 | 5840532 cheech_wizard
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Russian crop circles works for me - or - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Beneath_the_Earth

 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:04 | 5840734 dexter_morgan
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It's all Putin's fault. BBC says so

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:15 | 5840556 dexter_morgan
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Those are where COMMON SENSE has gone in this crazy fucking world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otdHbA4GlSI

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:20 | 5840573 pocomotion
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The EARTH is FEMALE.  Mother earth is entering Estrus phase, note red tides of late?  And, She's about to get PHUKKED HARD while we observe.  Shit, I'm gonna turn my head cause I was raised Catholic-Christian. 

I feel for all you perverts that just have to watch...

 

Poco Say So!

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:45 | 5840835 Emergency Ward
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Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended for I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

Come on Maggot Brain
Go on Maggot Brain


-- Funkadelic [Hazel; Clinton]

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:26 | 5840586 lesterbegood
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Since we appear to be theorizing about this alleged event, I'll offer a theory:

Perhaps because the vibratory frequency level of the earth is increasing, demonic entities and other low vibration frequency entities are finding it increasing difficult to remain on this planet due to the compression effects of increasing frequency levels. So they are hauling demonic ass away from here.

In short, the parasites are abandoning the host.

Got my 10 gallon mylar-lined tin foil hat fimly affixed upon my head.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:39 | 5840633 pupdog1
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Usually, crystals, and the word quantum, are involved in explanations like this.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:47 | 5840662 Arnold
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Belt and Braces! You super prepper, you.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:07 | 5840731 dexter_morgan
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Fukashima has created a giant Godzilla that is burrowing all these tunnels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJoy_0dJEjY

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:27 | 5840805 Ginsengbull
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Mylar uses aluminizing, not real tin.

 

Won't block the waves as well.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:23 | 5840959 lesterbegood
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Thanks for the tip. Think I'll re-line it with gold foil. Coupled with my Faraday backpack I'll be totally impervious to the bozo beams enamating from the moon Luna'tic.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:44 | 5841051 logicalman
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You can't block out those pesky neutrinos!

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:56 | 5841086 lesterbegood
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True. However I can mitigate their effects with regular doses of Viagra.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:37 | 5840621 fxpmtrader
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Bullish. BTF"D".

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:39 | 5840634 eforce
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Omsk bird?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:47 | 5840666 Yen Cross
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 NO more games Donald! Shit or get off the pot!

 I'll vote for you if you have the BALLS enough to be a LEADER.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:54 | 5840696 Surveyor4Pres
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Global warming...hah, hah, hah.  What a joke!

I thought the Commie globalists had changed it to Climate Change, just to cover their a$$es!

Fact is, humans tend to think in stable terms, and that a 50 or 70 year lifetime is a long time.

But in geologic terms, 70 years is nothing.  So when strange things start happening on the planet, everyone goes nuts.

Start thinking in terms of millions of years, and these little holes (and whatever their cause), aren't even a blip on the timeline scale.

Plus, there's really nothing man can do about it.  So there's that.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:26 | 5840802 Ginsengbull
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Al Gore proved there is something he can do about it.

 

Make money, and buy airplanes and mansions.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:56 | 5840703 Spiro The Greek
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Its a secret defence plan by the new Greek goverment, that is where we will put the German economy and the EURO.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 18:59 | 5840713 gmak
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It seems that the effects are local, for whatever is the cause. Certainly can't be anything that has "global" in the name, then. Right?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:03 | 5840725 tony wilson and...
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this land is reactin

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this land is the property of the rabbi.

i read it in the teachings of madonna the fallen  and the 3 saturnic steps.

the sacred land of the jewisher is reactin

cryin if you will for its peeple

the heebrew

 

 

then again it could be just code passing over the many to the few

init

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:02 | 5840727 Berspankme
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NYT published editorial blaming Putin

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:06 | 5840932 dreadnaught
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well, Putin was in on sinking the Titanic-I wouldnt put it past him on these

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:04 | 5840735 SelfGov
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Silly fucking humans.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:10 | 5840750 MDP
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Almost certainly due to geothermal activity, of the same variety that is melting areas of the Antarctic. Cause could be tectonic, or change in distribution of high energy particles due to shifting polarity (think microwaves). It is certainly not due to more pickup trucks on the road.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:12 | 5840758 loregnum
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Of course the global warming cultists are blaming this on their fairy tale theory. 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:56 | 5840888 GMadScientist
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Of course the deniers can't see the physical evidence from around the globe before their eyes.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:52 | 5841070 mijev
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It's too cold to leave the house.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:55 | 5841081 GMadScientist
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Where does all the water vapor forming as snow over your head come from exactly? Couldn't be warming and precipitation.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:41 | 5840837 tradingdaze
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George Bush did it.

 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:57 | 5840892 RabbitOne
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You mean he had Cheney blow a hole in the ground?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 00:12 | 5844630 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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He said blow.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 23:29 | 5841482 dexter_morgan
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thats so yesterday, now it's 'Putin did it'

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:42 | 5840840 DrNybble
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Question:
How does a 5 degree temp rise above ground (if true) penetrate so far down through so much ice?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:59 | 5840898 GMadScientist
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Ice is an excellent insulator; it's the same reason you can survive by making a tunnel in a snowbank.

 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 21:34 | 5841193 wendigo
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You're thinking of snow. Snowflakes leave little aripockets around them which prevent heat transfer. 

Ice conducts heat fairly well. 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 21:51 | 5841239 GMadScientist
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Air prevents heat transfer. LOL

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 09:10 | 5842112 wendigo
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You're a special kind of retard. How to you think foam works?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 10:47 | 5842329 GMadScientist
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I'm well aware of how foam works and even that ice has a lower specific heat that air, but you're the one implying that air doesn't transfer heat, none of which changes the explanation of an insulating layer over permafrost above.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 00:14 | 5844634 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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Full retard.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 00:12 | 5844629 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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I know my oven sucks.  Now I know why.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:53 | 5840874 Panic Mode
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Can't they just fly a drone in it?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 19:55 | 5840884 SquadronVBF94
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What a load of horse shit.   A quick examination of the Yamal peninsula with Google Earth shows the entire area and indeed many other areas of the northern reaches of Siberia covered with round lakes. Apparently this not a new phenomonon but has been occuring for centuries if not millenia.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:05 | 5840925 dreadnaught
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dunno, the stills have a CGI look about them-the arial looks fine though

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:07 | 5840936 world_debt_slave
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effect of Fed Res sucking the world dry

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:11 | 5840948 Noisy Angel
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Peter Bjorn and John - Dig A Little Deeper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ4Jbc0uo_M

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:14 | 5840955 Zero_Head (not verified)
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Can you say FLUVIAL GEOMORPHOLOGY IN KARST?

 

I can!

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:15 | 5840962 AchtungAffen
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It's the underground reptilians! I mean Al Gore! I mean chemtrails! I mean I mean... anything but the consequence of 300 years of atmospheric re-gassing...

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:22 | 5840981 Silverhog
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7 degrees outside. When it's that cold, who the fuck is going to break into your garage and steal the lawn mower. 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:38 | 5841035 daxbr
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Did they think of sending a drone?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:39 | 5841038 ncdirtdigger
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Crab people!

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 20:54 | 5841076 The Shape
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I know what they're for - the pit where we throw every politician, banker and economist.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 21:01 | 5841098 venturen
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was a sliver surfer spotted?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 03:24 | 5841139 Freewheelin Franklin
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I'm not saying it was aliens. 

 

But it was aliens.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 21:17 | 5841147 insanelysane
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Can't wait till scientist find that manmade global warming is actually caused by the use of iPhones and iPads and then the sheeple will have difficult decisions to make not to mention owners of AAPL.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 00:45 | 5841670 AchtungAffen
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Hate to break the news but manmade global warming as a consequence of CO2 emissions would encompass all forms of human industrialization, including i-phones.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 21:21 | 5841155 Infinite QE
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That's where them there Iraqi weapons of mass distraction went.........

 

 

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 21:28 | 5841170 soylentgreenispeople
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Alf's back ! , Hey Willy

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 22:23 | 5841190 wendigo
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I hate the fucking Khmer Vert as much as I hate neocons. Actually, I take that back. I hate them even worse. Why? The neocons, for all their evil, only killed millions. If the warmists are allowed to have their way, the death toll will be in the billions. They ask for nothing less than the end of civilization itself. 

How? 

By ending the use of carbon based energy, we immediately revert to an 18th century lifestyle. What does that mean? Well, at that level of development the world is capapble of supporting 1 billion people. What happens to the rest? Collateral damage? 

But windmills and solar panels will save us! I've done the calculations. Under the best of cirumstances, you might, might collect enough energy from one device to make a copy of itself, leaving nothing left over. Think aluminum smelting is a low energy task? How about mining, refining, and aseembling silion wafers? Only an idiot child or someone impossibly shortsighted can think these are long term solutions. 

The next time someone tells you you have to support the Global Warming Cause, ask yourself if you're willing to be part of genocide. 

But let's suppose that's not what they really want. And let's also suppose that the worst predictions of global warming come true. The only way to end the use of carbon based energy is to create a world goverment, with it's own army, to enforce the new regulations. No, you say. We don't need to do that! You think China is willingly going to stop burning coal? India? Russia? What if they say no? You can either let them do it anyway, leaving the best efforts of the west neutralized, or you can start WWIII. Even if the global warming conjecture is true, surely it's preferrable to let things take their course instead of risking a nuclear exchange? 

My last point: the United States is a net carbon sink. That is, the vegitation growing in the borders of the US absorbs more carbon dioxide than is produced by man within the borders of the US. In the face of that, the US isn't the problem. It's China. And you can't make them stop. 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 00:50 | 5841677 AchtungAffen
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Yeah, without carbon energy, as in immediately stopping its use we would be pretty much as what the author of the Book of the Machines said would happen if machines were destroyed (in Erewhon I mean). 1 billion and a half could probably be sustained in the end, as it was before the beginning of the industrial age. But one should wonder if it was such a good thing to have more than that...

On the other hand, and considering the rates of species extinction nowadays don't look like a good omen for continuing with business as usual. After all, most if not all of the mass extinction events during geological history were brought by climate change. So you stop the carnage of a going back to 1 billion just to have everyone and everything else killed. Hm... tough choices, huh...

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 09:08 | 5842109 GMadScientist
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You just don't get it. This isn't about politics anymore. We couldn't stop this train if we did everything the hippies and Al Gore want us to. Physics does not fucking care what you think!

Please explain why you think the US is a net carbon sink...the US forests sink what .4Gt out of the 1.6Gt from using fossil fuels? Where does the rest go?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:17 | 5843880 MeelionDollerBogus
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NO.

Completely wrong.

By supporting global warming you have killed us all. To pretend it is a hoax is to support more warming. It's real and it's world-ending.

Not a single action to reduce CO2 & methane expulsion is bad for us. Just make cleaner burning fuel and use fuel cells and don't fucking burn any energy at all when you don't need to. It's that simple.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 00:09 | 5844622 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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We didn't kill millions, duche, we will kill billions...think way bigger bro.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 21:58 | 5841258 VWAndy
Sat, 02/28/2015 - 22:06 | 5841288 Yen Cross
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Brain Dead

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 22:27 | 5841338 Vinividivinci
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Guess where I'd like to see a few of these open ?

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 22:30 | 5841346 theFNG
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Reminds me of my prom date.

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 23:31 | 5841488 one_hundred
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my co-worker's mom makes $87 an hour on the laptop . She has been without work for 8 months but last month her pay check was $15653 just working on the laptop for a few hours. try this website... www.globe-report.com

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 01:43 | 5841728 TeethVillage88s
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My brother's sister's father makes $50 an hour removing the grout from old peoples ass cracks. It really is beneficial to indigent old people who don't take care of themselves and it is great what to make money.

Send a check or money order to globe report inc, make out to cash in the amount of $30 dollars to get started today in the newly opened field of cleaning ass cracks.

lol, dafug man.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 02:17 | 5841764 bluskyes
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It's liquid propane pockets that have begun turning back into gas.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:14 | 5843873 MeelionDollerBogus
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When in doubt the answer is always propane

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 02:20 | 5841767 NoWayJose
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It has to be either:

Fracking in Oklahoma, or

Putin's fault, or

Congress' fault, or

George W's fault.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 02:24 | 5841772 NoWayJose
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Morlocks!!

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Sun, 03/01/2015 - 07:28 | 5842002 Dr. Bonzo
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LMFAO. You're obviously new to spamming this website. Fucking tool.

 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 07:31 | 5842004 Unix
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First of all, learn to write English with proper grammar.

Second of all, take your scam back to Nigeria, or wherever it is you are, and peddle it there.

Third of all, you're a greedy little bastard.

Lastly, take a long walk off a short pier!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 00:06 | 5844616 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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Thanks to be God, my cash are going now.   Mr. Wilson (sex change of the fat one from Wilson Phillips) will give me much cash for little ass.  Thank you praise be!

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 09:25 | 5842137 Dungholio
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Herds of Wooly Mammoths coming out of hibernation

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 09:41 | 5842162 NoWayJose
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Looks like the one in Guatemala that scientists cannot explain either!

http://laht.com/article.asp?ArticleId=358139&CategoryId=23558

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 10:26 | 5842263 Last of the Mid...
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I vote for disposing centers for future Putin political adversaries. May need a few thousand more, tho.

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