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Artist's Impression Of Obama's Middle East Policy

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Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:39 | 5843764 Thirst Mutilator
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Toofpick Barry

 

So I guess this means that he won't be putting the FLORIDA GATORS into his NCAA brackets.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:41 | 5843777 unrulian
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The cartoon is wrong...it should be him poking the gator with a stick while wearing a sausage necklace

 

 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:45 | 5843788 Thirst Mutilator
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Oh SNAP!!! [would be a fitting ending to that saga]

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:53 | 5843816 RafterManFMJ
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So tiresome; Oblamo has no say and merely dances to the tune his Masters call.

Getting mad at him is like getting mad at the dancing organ grinder monkey as his keeper picks your pockets, and rapes your children.

Know the true enemy.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:59 | 5843835 Muh Raf
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Indeed. The real foreign policy is not actually a domestically designed and driven one. Whilst the following is meant to be comedy, it's actually as close to the truth on US foreign policy as this can get. 

 

https://desertpeace.wordpress.com/2015/02/28/tongue-in-cheek-message-to-...

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:19 | 5843889 Self-enslavement
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Send Obama back where he came from. Israel.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 20:11 | 5844020 y3maxx
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...Now Confirmed...Mossad assasinated that guy in Moscow..their own brotherhood.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:02 | 5843839 Everybodys All ...
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Which makes him the most complicit con man in the history of this country. Hope and change amounted to taking the U.S. middle class to peasants under this serial dictator.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:46 | 5844291 Grimaldus
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Ummm, no. Obama has too much say, considering his crimes.

Obama should only be heard to say "Hey nigga, give me a cigaratte" from his jail cell.

Your attempt to hide obama's responsibility is noted, you can share the same cell block.

Grimaldus

 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:22 | 5844524 TheReplacement
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Are you serious?  Obama broke a lot of campaign promises and continued the same policies as Bush.  You better have a cell for Bush if you believe Presidents actually administer the country much less have power.  While you are at it, lock up both MSNBC and FoxNews. 

Or we could get real and follow the money.  You down for some truth or is the red-blue thing your religion?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:36 | 5843767 Cognitive Dissonance
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The key is not to attempt to keep the jaws from closing, but to prevent them from opening in the first place.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:38 | 5843771 Thirst Mutilator
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The key is to NOT go swimming in the swamp [which is inhabited by creatures that date back to the dinosaurs]...

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:49 | 5843795 Cognitive Dissonance
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Unfortunately government has been a fixture of the human condition since the dinosaurs. And there is nowhere to run because the swamp is all around us.

Metaphorically speaking....from that point of view, why try to oppose the government at it's strongest point, when it is closing its jaws, and instead attack its weakest link, its inability to overcome a small clamping force when trying to open its jaws.

It's strength is all that it purchases with its unlimited fiat. It's weakness is its fiat.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:02 | 5843828 Thirst Mutilator
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Actually, all I'm thinking is that the alligators & crocs have been around much longer than governments have [on this rock]...

 

My money is on the alligators & crocs going #FOARWARD

 

Frankly ~ the artists rendition is neither an alligator, nor a croc [because of the lower jaw, & dorsal eye juxtapositions], or, more importantly, the snout which appears to look like a SACK OF BALLS, which neither species, sport, [but I suppose instead, was an artists creative interpretation based on the need to position Obama in the middle of it]...

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:37 | 5843934 Element
Sun, 03/01/2015 - 20:12 | 5844023 Milestones
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Ya get older and the ansners get more obvious. On target Cog.        Milestones

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:36 | 5843768 Chupacabra-322
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Arm, fund, train.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:01 | 5843837 Normalcy Bias
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+1, but you forgot 'Fight Endlessly.'

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:04 | 5843849 Bear
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Also forgot ... 'leave in chaos and civil war'

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:39 | 5843775 gmak
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tick tock.

tick tock.

living inside a broken clock.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:21 | 5843891 Self-enslavement
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That's what's inside of Obummers brain.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:44 | 5843785 A Lunatic
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I thought his M.E. policy was to hand out American made weapons, money, and training only to walk away and play stupid.....

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:45 | 5843790 Squid Viscous
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need a yarmulke on the gator.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:52 | 5843814 Pava
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go away

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:18 | 5844198 Fun Facts
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gator should be netanyahoo

don't care what hasbara electronic army sez

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:46 | 5843794 post turtle saver
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I could go back to the 1950's and find some dumbass cartoonist's opinion on a sitting US President's foreign policy characterized in similar fashion... whoopty fuckin' do... that place will always be a fucking shithole until someone nukes it into glass, Old Testament style...

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:49 | 5843805 Tasty Sandwich
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Once their oil is gone, no one will care about them.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:09 | 5844352 JuliaS
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"You know what the business community thinks of you? They think that a hundred years ago you were living in tents out here in the desert chopping each other's heads off and that's where you'll be in another hundred years, so, yes, on behalf of my firm I accept your money."

(Syriana)

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:47 | 5843799 papa song
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Should be a taxpayer in the jaws of gubmint.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 18:47 | 5843800 wmbz
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Obozo could not care less about the middle east.

The dudes brain is scrambled all he thinks about is golf and Reggie! Along with feeding America and on going never ending shit sandwich!

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:06 | 5843855 Bopwinkle
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I'm rooting for the crocodile or the alligator or whatever.  ABO.  Anything but Obama.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 20:34 | 5844075 CompassionateCo...
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Root for the alligator all you want but realized that President Obama has just banned ammunition from your sickening assault weapons.  

Score 1 for Obama, score 0 for kooky white terrorist hillbillies.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:51 | 5844304 Grimaldus
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The Brits came for Americans powder and ball in 1775 and got their asses handed to them. It is not going to be good for obama and the progressive assclowns.

FOAD.

Grimaldus

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 08:11 | 5845058 hootowl
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The Brits tried again in 1812 and got stopped.

They fomented the civil and were the the fount of the "Knights of The Golden Circle" that finally succeeded with Boothe's assassination of Lincoln.

They British Joos succeeded again when the twin moneypower     (The FED and its collection arm, the IRS) of the Bank of England was inflicted on the American People, ensuring our inevitable economic and moral collapse.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 08:14 | 5845066 Ghordius
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LOL. 1812? what about... Canada? a territory Washington decided to... grab? And got burnt, for it?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 08:10 | 5845060 sheikurbootie
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I stocked up many years ago.

Signed,

Hillbilly

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 20:41 | 5844090 Thirst Mutilator
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still? after 4 straight days of links??? This is an OUTRAGE!!! I'm SHOCKED that the WH isn't on that link like white on rice!!!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 08:05 | 5845051 sheikurbootie
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There's a State Dept warning NOT to fucking go there.  If you're captured or killed, don't bother contacting the US embassy.  You can't fix stupid.  Wave the fucking US passport in front of a hostile and see what happens next.  I'm overwhelmed by the level of stupid in the world.  It mostly comes from liberal retards.  The world has never been a safe place.  There's evil in all of us.  Don't trust anyone except family.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:19 | 5843888 apberusdisvet
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Death by croc or gator would be cool; hanging is so blah; the guillotine at least has the head rolling image.  But the best would be the punch line of that old joke: "just don't make waves".

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:33 | 5843928 Thirst Mutilator
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Mr. BIG tried that against James Bond... "Q" almost had his back with the magnetic Rolex... But 007 eventually found a way...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmH0PP_zAKo

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:21 | 5843894 joego1
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We chomped some folks.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:26 | 5843904 ISEEIT
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El bozo was always about the base..

And if you study who supports this fucking rediculious excuse for a 'leader'...

Then you'll 'get it'.

The good news?

They are self destructing.

Yipee!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 08:01 | 5845048 hootowl
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Every Demoncrap/Liberal/Progressive/Socialist/fascist/communist/Islamist that supports Ovomit, and their spawn,  should be neutered.  In one generation the destroyers would be culled from among us.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:27 | 5843905 Dragon HAwk
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Hey Obama, what time is it.

 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:43 | 5843948 stingboo
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Wouldn't a monkey throwing it's own feces around be more representative of the facts?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 19:52 | 5843968 johnnymustardseed
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Who cares about the Middle East.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 20:14 | 5844027 Radical Marijuana
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In my opinion, the people that control the people that control the USA's Middle East Policy are deliberately developing the situation in which it will become possible to deploy weapons of mass destruction in order to mass murder the majority of the populations in those areas. To portray that in the context of that cartoon would show Obama holding an atomic bomb ready to throw it down the throat of that crocodile.

Generally speaking, no relatively mass media published cartoon is going to go outside of the level of understanding that the mass media presents regarding political problems. Without understanding that the current American Middle East Policy has primarily been enabled by false flag terrorist attacks, driving the war against terror to become a self-fulfilling prophesy, then one does not have the proper perspective to comprehend the degree to which the ruling classes have become criminally insane enough to plan upon "resolving" the problems that they created through "solutions" which will mass murder hundreds of millions of people, at the risk of mass murdering billions.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 20:31 | 5844068 CompassionateCo...
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You sound like a deranged anti-semite and a quite possibly a terrorist.  It's too bad that the Department of Homeland Security doesn't have enough in the budget right now to arrest you.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:00 | 5844329 TradingTroll
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Pot calling the kettle black? As Radical Marijuana so eloquently pointed out government and it's enforcers are the only terrorists on the planet.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 00:22 | 5844661 Rock On Roger
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I didn't read anything about the semites in RM's post

 

If I write that the semites are gaining lebensraum does that make me anti-semite?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 20:30 | 5844064 CompassionateCo...
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I am really getting sick and tired of all of the bashing of President Obama.  I might be a Mitt Romney style of severe conservative but I have to admit that President Obama has been one of the best presidents to date.  It's too bad that you folks let your extreme racism cloud your judgement so badly.  Be like Ronald Reagan, the greatest conservative of all time, and take a stand on what matters.  Take a stand for gay rights and a stand against gun rights.  Support Israel 100% for a change.  Give up your job to an undocumented immigrant or H1B visa holder.  Support the troops and the wars because they're fighting for your freedom.  Support the police at all times.  Pay your taxes and throw in a little extra to show you are enjoying the freedom your taxes pay for.  In short, stand up and be good proper Americans!

 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:13 | 5844361 Icelandicsaga.....
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You must be Million Dollar Bonus idiot brother ... there can be no othre option ... or perhaps just an idiot .. if this is sarcastic ... you missed the mark .. Nah .. idiot brother who mocks his betters. .

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:22 | 5844383 Wahooo
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Down votes? Obviously, "Mitt Romney style of severe conservative" went right over their heads.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:19 | 5844520 pupdog1
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I just doubled your EBT limit.

     --BHO

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 20:38 | 5844087 Smegley Wanxalot
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Please, gator, do the world a favor and chomp down and munch that fucking retard.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 20:55 | 5844140 Self-enslavement
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Just bite has bottom half off so we can laugh and kick him.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:12 | 5844182 Heavy
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I remmember, a decade ago, when these were Bush's wars.  Presidents are puppets.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:22 | 5844209 TheAntiProgressive
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Eat the fucker already, save us.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:17 | 5844512 pupdog1
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It's an Israeligator.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 01:20 | 5844758 are we there yet
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Obama, show the croc your birth certificate.

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