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Meanwhile, Over At The "New York" Stock Exchange... Lasers

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The last time we looked at the most important tower in the world, about 4 months ago, it looked as follows:

 

The tower in question is the primary microwave relay into the ill-named "New York" Stock Exchange which actually is located just off MacArthur Boulevard and Route 17 in Mahwah, New Jersey, and in our opinion is the "most important tower" in the world, because without it, the financial industry, which these days means a few hundred thousands HFT algos and their math PhD creators, would grind to a halt as suddenly trading would revert back to the "caveman days" of 2007, when one actually traded not just to frontrun a whale order in some dark pool half way around the world, but actually cared about such things as "fundamentals" and "reality" (oh, and there wasn't some $12 trillion in cental bank created liquidity supporting every asset class).

The reason we bring up said tower, is because over the past several weeks there has been some furious work by engineers hanging off said tower some 100 feet in the air, resolutely adding a particular device to the primary microwave relay tower at the NYSE.

The device in question has been highlighted:

What is said new device? Extremetech explains:

High-frequency trading — the practice of making thousands of algorithmic stock trades per minute — is about to get a big boost in the USA. Anova, a company that specializes in deploying low-latency networks for stock trading, is completing an ultra-high-speed laser network between the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) and the NASDAQ. The link will be just a few nanoseconds faster than the current microwave and fiber-optic links — but in the world of high-frequency trading (HFT), those nanoseconds could result in millions of dollars in profits for the trading companies. Such is the insanity of the stock markets; such is the unbelievable capacity of HFT to create money out of almost nothing.

 

If you want to get a signal quickly from point A to point B, you basically have three options: fiber-optic cables, a network of microwave dishes, or laser links. Electrical (copper wire) networks are feasible over short runs, but their reduced functionality and bandwidth over longer runs makes them less desirable than fiber. Microwave (and even higher-frequency millimeter wave) networks also aren’t very high-bandwidth, but because they’re purpose-built, they can take a very direct route, significantly undercutting the latency of an oft-congested and round-about fiber network. Laser networks have all the advantages of microwave/millimeter wave networks, but they have higher bandwidth, and some very clever adaptive optics means they’re not impacted by bad weather. (Microwaves really hate inclement weather.)

 

 

Last year, Anova completed a laser network link between the London and Frankfurt stock exchanges, and now, it seems the company is nearing completion on a similar laser network between the NYSE and NASDAQ data centers in Mahwah and Carteret, New Jersey. In the case of both networks, Anova is using equipment provided by AOptix, an American company that is contracted by the US military to produce similar laser-based systems for ground-to-aircraft communications. Each AOptix base station is capable of “carrier-grade” availability (five nines, 99.999%) over a distance of 10 kilometers (6.2 miles). The route, which is about 35 miles as the crow flies and skirts the center of Newark, will probably feature around six or seven base stations, each of which will have a direct line of sight with its two nearest neighbors. The link speed, according to the AOptix tech specs, will be around 2Gbps — not exactly massive by fiber-optic standards, but more than enough for a few thousand trades per second.

 

The cost of building the network won’t have been cheap — probably a few million dollars — but that’s absolutely pennies for stock traders. (The new fiber link between London and Tokyo, which is also primarily for stock traders, will cost $1.5 billion.)

 

The exact latency improvement of the NYSE-NASDAQ laser network isn’t yet known, but over a distance of just 35 miles we’re probably talking about nanoseconds. A microwave system currently in place between Chicago and NYC — a straight-line distance of around 800 miles — has a latency of 4.13 milliseconds. Scaling that down to 35 miles (dividing it by 23), you get a latency of 0.18 milliseconds between the NYSE and NASDAQ. I don’t know how fast the existing fiber/microwave links are, but even a difference of a few nanoseconds would be enough to beat out other high-frequency trading companies that are using older, slower networks. Anova, unsurprisingly, says it has dozens of trading firms who want to use the new laser network, all of which could stand to boost their profits. Though, as with all HFT technology, once everyone is using it (or something comparable) profit levels will revert.

 

And thus the craziness that is high-speed trading continues unabated, faster and more profitable than ever before

And some more from the WSJ:

In 2011, Mr. Persico read an article in a trade journal describing how a Silicon Valley company called AOptix Technologies Inc. had designed military technology using lasers to communicate in battlefield conditions. His first thought: "I wonder if they can put those on a tower?" The technology traced back to the 1990s, when two scientists designed a method to gather images from outer space that corrected for atmospheric distortions. They developed technology for telescopes with flexible mirrors that could adjust thousands of times a second.

 

Soon, they realized the technology could also be used to transmit data using lasers. They formed AOptix and contracted with the U.S. government to provide communication devices for military aircraft.

 

Mr. Persico asked AOptix whether its laser system could be used to send stock-market data. The company was confident it could, because stock data would only have to move from one fixed spot to another.

 

"Finding a tower isn't hard for us, because we can find airplanes" with the lasers, said the CEO of AOptix, Dean Senner.

 

Mr. Persico wasn't the only one who thought of adapting the lasers for stock orders. Several Wall Street firms also reached out to AOptix. After weighing offers, AOptix signed a deal with Anova in December 2012, partly, it says, because Anova had backing from a large Wall Street bank. The bank's identity couldn't be learned.

 

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Some question whether Anova's lasers will provide a meaningful speed improvement over networks that are already in place, since microwave and millimeter-wave order transmissions also travel at near light speed. "The difference between networks is getting very small in the metro areas," said Stephane Tyc, co-founder of McKay Brothers LLC, an Oakland, Calif., company that provides fast trading networks. Still, firms such as Anova continue pushing to boost traders' speeds by increasingly tiny slivers of a second.

 

High-speed, computerized firms today trade everything from stocks to oil futures to government bonds, including securities whose prices move instantly when the government releases economic data such as jobs reports. To pare precious fractions of a second off the time it takes to transmit such data, Anova and other communications companies place networking equipment at a data center on 1275 K Street in Washington, physically close to government agencies.

 

In the latest tactic, some high-speed traders obtain news releases directly from distributors, avoiding the tiny time lag involved in going through the financial news media.

 

 

"We must think about why this technological arms race is happening and whether it poses any threats to our markets," said Kara Stein, a commissioner of the Securities and Exchange Commission, in a speech in November. "And we should candidly assess the costs and benefits to both investors and businesses."

 

The Treasury Department's Office of Financial Research in December labeled high-speed trading a "key source of operational risk across all markets."

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"Speed makes markets way more efficient," said Peter Nabicht, a former high-speed trader who is now a senior adviser to Modern Markets Initiative, a trade group.

* * *

 

Mr. Persico set about securing rooftops and other spots to place his lasers between the New Jersey communities housing the NYSE and Nasdaq data centers. Anova said it has dozens of trading firms waiting to try the lasers when they go live. One firm that plans to use the system is XR Trading LLC of Chicago. It is a "very compelling technology," said XR's president, Matthew Haraburda. He said if it behaves as intended, it could be "a huge development" in trading technology.

In other words, everyone who splurged on the "brand-new" as recently as 2013 microwave technologies to give their HFT system a leg up... is now obsolete.

Welcome to lasers: where you are either part of the very expensive club, or are being frontrun. Which also means that if Michael Lewis is indeed writing a sequel to Flash Boys focusing on microwave signals and towers as the "next big thing", he may just want to burn the manuscript. As for what comes next:

Some dream of a replacement for the fiber-optic cables across the Atlantic and Pacific. The idea: Turbocharge intercontinental trading by floating balloons carrying microwave dishes over the ocean.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what "trading" has become.

 

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Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:17 | 5844191 chumbawamba
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Hooray!

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:26 | 5844228 MarketAnarchist
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We should attach mirrors to drones and interrupt the signals.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:34 | 5844259 hal10000
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Or wait for the inevitable pigeon shit.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:39 | 5844272 El Oregonian
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Laser? My dog LOVES lazers. He goes and does crazy things chasing its light... Kind a' the same thing, right?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:43 | 5844284 SoilMyselfRotten
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This was the fix to that one trading day loss

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:11 | 5844355 Silver Short Seller
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pfft typical ZH beatup. There's always been front-running and a middle man for as long as markets have been around. The only reasons speed is becoming more important is because HFTs are competing amonst each other. The faster HFT firm wins, which leads to a speed arms race.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:35 | 5844413 Sages wife
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You're an asshole.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:44 | 5844435 SoilMyselfRotten
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Most don't put out that much excrement

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:01 | 5844479 Tall Tom
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Why are they installing LOSERS over at the "New York" Stock Exchange???

 

Don't we have far too many of those as it is?

 

Uh...Lasers? Uh..Okay..I see...mevermind.

 

 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:13 | 5844501 Cognitive Dissonance
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Nothing to fear folks. That's just Wall-E's little brother hanging around some random telephone pole getting some fresh air. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Wall-E

 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:47 | 5844568 Anusocracy
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All to jump through Fed hoops quicker.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:57 | 5844593 Manthong
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Nice tech upgrade for Wall Street’s war on Main Street.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 00:19 | 5844648 Pool Shark
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All this HFT crap could be solved with one simple rule change:

Once placed; ALL orders must be good for 1-second.

 

This would eliminate all spoofing and take all the profit out of HFT.

For this reason, the exchanges will never do it...

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 00:36 | 5844691 NoDebt
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The real front-running happens the old-fashioned way.  Hours or days ahead of time, for those politically connected enough to get "material non-public information" long before it's released.  

Not that there's anything wrong with that.  (If you work for Congress.)

 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 01:54 | 5844799 SafelyGraze
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before there was wally, there was short circuit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKF3iJQBWuo

and remember .. don't do crack!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBGQNYVAn2I

hugs,
ally 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 05:00 | 5844931 A Nanny Moose
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Dissasemble?!?!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 06:57 | 5844982 GetZeeGold
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Don't lase me bro!!!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 07:52 | 5845032 jbvtme
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back in the day in order to "trade" a currency you had to gallop a horse overnite, cross the english chanel in a sail boat and board the steed again  then press on to the london stock exchange.   to complete the ruse, whisper in the rothschild agent ear: "napolean lost. short the sterling".  ah! the good old days when waterloo and high finance was such sweet romance compared to these new fangled algos and lazer beams....

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 08:26 | 5845073 negative rates
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Beware of ANYTHING with too many antennas.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 09:08 | 5845104 TahoeBilly2012
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Skiing Sun Valley you assholes! 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 08:01 | 5845047 Georgia_Boy
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"After weighing offers, AOptix signed a deal with Anova in December 2012, partly, it says, because Anova had backing from a large Wall Street bank. The bank's identity couldn't be learned."

The bank was covering its face with one of its tentacles, we couldn't tell which one it was.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 06:30 | 5844812 giovanni_f
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This is legal muppet-looting. It is insideous - for a market-participating muppet cannot avoid it, doesn't even know that it is being looted in each and every trade.  It is a fee that does not show up on the muppet's trade balance.

But as long as the muppet's residual self-image is happily unaware of its physical substrate being constantly ass-penetrated, everything is just fine in the powerplant.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:17 | 5844511 Four chan
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just try to front run a laser.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 07:42 | 5845023 Bokkenrijder
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Just jam it, like in Spaceballs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 08:12 | 5845062 williambanzai7
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Give credit where credit is douche, this moron is more than just your run of the mill asshole:

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Is there a site that is the opposite of ZeroHedge?: http://www.reddit.com/r/finance/comments/2x5uri/is_there_a_site_that_is_...

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Mon, 03/02/2015 - 08:46 | 5845092 GetZeeGold
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Yoel Glickstein is my name

 

Cherokee Indian linage? Wonder if he's related to Elizabeth Warren?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 10:13 | 5845239 Multi
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He may be a jerk I don't know, I don't track peoples' comments, but in this "There's always been front-running and a middle man for as long as markets have been around." He's 100% spot on.

Wanna get rit of lasers and algos front running you? well then you'll get front ran by your friendly floor trader ole style. Only problem, It will be mor expensive...   FOR YOU.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:43 | 5844434 Isotope
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"Some question whether Anova's lasers will provide a meaningful speed improvement over networks that are already in place, since microwave and millimeter-wave order transmissions also travel at near light speed."

WSJ reporter doen't understand physics (surprise).

1. They all travel at the speed of light, just not the speed of light in a vacuum.

2. The issue is not speed, it's bandwidth. Higher frequency EM radiation, like conventional lasers and near visible light lasers, have an inherently greater data transmission capability than microwaves. X-ray lasers have even greater theoretical bandwidth, if you could make one that would be practical to use like this. I know, I know, don't give them ideas.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:55 | 5844471 Stuck on Zero
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So true.  Think about a nanosecond a foot for propagation delay.  The extra bandwidth provides greater bid/ask/settle information input into the algorithmic machines.  Most of these machines are difficult to program FPGAs (VHDL, Verilog) but they have high-bandwidth.  

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 03:17 | 5844878 cheech_wizard
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>Most of these machines are difficult to program FPGAs (VHDL, Verilog)

There are days some of you make me want to scream. The programming is the simple part. It's writing out the design in verilog or vhdl that is what is difficult. Go to the Xilinx or Altera or Microsemi/Actel and you can download free or student level software. They even provide sample vhd/verilog files to play around with. Now I've worked with microprocessors for a long time, but in my new job I have to write test programs for FPGA's/CPLD's all the time now. I learned all the software tools in under a month. Design is not what we do, but we do use simple designs to test the maximum number of I/O's... Once you have your design you ask the software for a programming file. Then you use a bench programmer or even a chip tester. The things are primarily programmed through the JTAG port, but there are other ways...

>but they have high-bandwidth.

Bzzzt, sorry, not entirely correct...Generally speaking, while they may run fast internally, but a lot of them are still speed limited based on Tsu (set-up time) on the I/O's... FPGA's are useful in rapid prototyping but if you want real speed, eventually you'll go to a custom SOC design.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 04:17 | 5844910 chubbyjjfong
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Congratulations. I bet when you shit a brick and block your toilet, you'll still need to call a plumber. 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 09:50 | 5845177 cheech_wizard
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Congratulations, you were born in an age when no one taught you how to do jack shit and you couldn't be bothered to learn because you think fiat solves everything. I'm from a different generation. We actually can fix the toilet. And when all else fails, I call my stepson. He's the plumber in the family and does it for free.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:58 | 5844478 tired1
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Lasers and microwaves are complimentary in terms of precipitation. Microwaves are absorbed by rain - lasers arent. Lasers dont like snow - microwaves dont mind.

For more than you ever wanted to know about these prinicples, or if you have trouble getting to sleep, try reading Crane's Rain.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:06 | 5844490 Graph
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"Flash Boys" was entertaining and coveribg the HFT topic.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:07 | 5844493 Graph
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"Flash Boys" was entertaining and coveribg the HFT topic.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:46 | 5844446 Fred Hayek
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You make it sound as though, because the HFT firms are competing against each other, they're only taking each other's money, as though the Gambino and Luchese crime families only took money from each other.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 00:36 | 5844690 willwork4food
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At least we are employing American labor.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 02:56 | 5844867 NidStyles
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I wasn't aware that computers had obtained citizen status.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 09:41 | 5845150 Reptil
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Why not? If a corporation can be a legal person, why not a complex entity like an AI controlled site like the one in Utah?
We're so fucking fucked!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 03:21 | 5844882 LongMarch
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 There's always been cheating and a scammer for as long as markets have been around. The only reasons scamming is becoming more important is because HFTs are scamming amonst each other. The faster scammer wins, which leads to a speed scam race.

There fixed it for ya.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 08:42 | 5845088 Thirst Mutilator
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 "The only reasons speed is becoming more important is because HFTs are competing amonst each other."

 

Well it would appear in this case, HFT's might be comepeting against someone's scoped M1A

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:30 | 5844532 Shad_ow
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Guess they couldn't screw us fast enought the old way.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:47 | 5844287 clymer
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10GB fiber without the cable. Open-air data transfer. If only the black hats had the means to beat the encryption protocol, oh the fun they could have..

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:55 | 5844472 TheReplacement
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Gotta slingshot?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:12 | 5844499 Proofreder
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Paintball 

can you say blindmen make no trades ...

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 07:58 | 5845042 unbeing
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Slingshot plus the results of last night's vindaloo would rather appropriate.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:02 | 5845666 Chump
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We're talking New Jersey, isn't that a felony?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 06:05 | 5844963 Snoopy the Economist
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10G is legacy stuff. We are now selling 100G systems and developing 400G now.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:47 | 5844294 cnmcdee
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I can already see where this is heading - competitors on the slower networks getting shafted will be just *too* tempted to buy the local 12 year old a drone and a $500 bonus if he can knock that laser out of alignment <right before...> earnings reports comes out..

Either that or some drone drops a loaf of bread on it, once the shit hawks and ravens find it they'll sit and shit and peck all over it blocking the laser (the the profits of the top algo traders) drowned in sea gull shit..

 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:52 | 5844307 Tall Tom
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Shoot a high energy laser at it...

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:03 | 5844337 BLOTTO
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Whatever the fuck it is...it aint friendly.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:45 | 5844440 toady
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Or is 30.06

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:41 | 5844427 asophocles
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What part of Oregon are you from?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:19 | 5844518 Groundhog Day
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Sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their heads. Everyone deserves a warm meal

Dr evil

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 03:20 | 5844880 Sanity Bear
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loan sharks with lazers

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 04:26 | 5844913 Thirst Mutilator
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she's a KILLER QUEEN

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:34 | 5844260 cifo
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Does it work on foggy days?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:47 | 5844296 flacon
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I'm sure there is an ETF for those days. 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:53 | 5844310 Tall Tom
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Then the crash can be blamed on the weather.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:19 | 5844372 toys for tits
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"Seasonally-adjusted" crashes.  

 

Bitches.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:14 | 5844363 Mentaliusanything
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The first "knowledgeable" question. If it's laser it better have backup. Probably Micro wave, both have their weaknesses and both can be shut down by external interference.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:23 | 5844386 A Lunatic
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Whatever your avatar is trying to lift looks very heavy, and you are going about lifting it the wrong way. You need to lift with your legs NOT with your back as it appears you are doing here.......

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:57 | 5844477 TheReplacement
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LMFAO

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 01:04 | 5844731 Hulk
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The Beast with 6 legs ???

Or is that a hole in one ???

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:26 | 5844394 IronForge
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How about Heavy rain and Snow Days?

Will the Market close; and will we get to go home early?

 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:00 | 5844483 tired1
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see my post above

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 05:38 | 5844947 IronForge
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I just saw the vid. 

I've lived on a Warship for a few years, so I'm a bit familiar with some issues Radar / Comms encountered in Foul Weather; but considering we're looking at Gigabytes of Data flowing at near real-time, I'm curious to the reliability and accuracy of the uploading/downloading data stream when heavy rain/snow/fog/smog are encountered.

Note that they didn't mention reliability in Snow.  I'm looking forward to more Nor'easters.  Even with an array, someone will probably fly btwn the points via a Helicopter, Blimp, or a Prop-Plane dragged Flyer - LOL!!!

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:58 | 5844322 Payne
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CIA starts a war in Ukraine, Putin takes out a tower just prior to a FED announcement.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:06 | 5844346 turnoffthewater
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Think George Washington and the cherry tree

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:21 | 5844382 Canadian Dirtlump
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or attach a  *censored* to the base of the tower to *censor* or use a *censored* with *censored* optics to *censor*.

 

p.s. looks like they disassembled johnny 5 and put his gotdayum face in the middle of the totem pole.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwkuQfTmdM

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:32 | 5844408 neidermeyer
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Messing with the signal and making it unreliable is better than just plain killing it... just think they might not get that bid retraction in on time so it gets accepted...

 

I like the balloon idea... a cluster of mylar baloons from Dollar Tree could be allowed to become entangled below the device... they can't lift much so you'd have to fly them on something like dental floss...

 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 05:30 | 5844946 beaglebog
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A dense fog will likely disrupt the beam.

 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 09:37 | 5845142 StychoKiller
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Heads up, Operation Mayhem!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:50 | 5845861 Crash Overide
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Is this the one where Val Kilmer fills the NY Stock Exchange with corn kernels and redirects the laser to make popcorn?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:33 | 5844250 zorba THE GREEK
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the way to beat them is to not be in the stock market at all and buy P_Ms and take possession.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:43 | 5844281 Ignatius
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And/or put on a transaction tax, particularly on all the phantom bids that disappear the moment someone tries to accept it.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:24 | 5844388 Canadian Dirtlump
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you're right of course, but you need to add the following:

 

"then start counting down from 5 quillion for the system to blow and remember not to hold your breath."

 

at some point I'll be sitting outside of the financial disco on a stack of silver watching people try to get out the door at the same time.. When that is? No idea.. but it will be good.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:36 | 5844414 F22
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I'm confused....if you bought P_M's why wouldn't you take possesion?  Isn't that the whole point? :)

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:53 | 5844465 TheReplacement
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In other news, kid with pellet gun takes down global stock markets.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 00:00 | 5844604 sam i am
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Terrorists Supported by America and UK: U.S. Helicopter and two British planes Delivering Weapons to the Islamic State (ISIS), Shot Down by Iraqi “Popular Forces”

 

http://www.globalresearch.ca/u-s-helicopter-delivering-weapons-to-the-is...

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:38 | 5845823 Esso
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Golly, we'll have to find a way to blame that on Putin.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 00:53 | 5844718 junction
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First lasers, then death rays.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:18 | 5844192 LoneStarHog
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Yeah, but can it put up the Bat Signal?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:42 | 5844280 Fun Facts
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theft at the speed of light

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:06 | 5844345 Bollixed
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That's a different exchange.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:18 | 5844195 Ms. Erable
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Sharks. With frickin' laser beams on their heads.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:24 | 5844222 nmewn
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lol

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:18 | 5844196 kaiserhoff
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Probably just there to zap stray cats.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:18 | 5844197 Theta_Burn
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A decent marksman might reek havoc on that equipment...

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:27 | 5844206 CunnyFunt
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Geez, a terrist with baby tanks could torch right through that galv pole and take the whole damn thing down.

And, for "the most important tower in the world", its dipshit owners didn't even bother to erect a fence around it.

Who's their security consultant? Marvin Bush?

Unreal.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:22 | 5844208 cynicalskeptic
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and the black SUV's will be pulling up outside your door in 5......4.......3......2.......1

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:26 | 5844227 bonin006
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Or just park a blimp in the path and claim ignorance. Much safer.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:37 | 5844266 A Lunatic
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Good idea. I'll just run out and warm up my blimp......

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:27 | 5844399 Midas
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I have never heard it called a blimp before.  Mind if I start using that?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:31 | 5844407 Took Red Pill
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maybe a car "accident" would take it out

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:26 | 5844229 kaiserhoff
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Even an indecent marksman when I'm in my cups...

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:56 | 5844317 Tall Tom
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Just think...It is already pre painted for an LGM...

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:00 | 5844331 Overfed
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Or just an RC airplane.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:50 | 5844453 Joebloinvestor
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How about a nice dp?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:50 | 5844454 Joebloinvestor
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How about a nice shiny reflective drone?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:08 | 5844351 TheMeatTrapper
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Very true, but it's a damn long shot from Alabama. Too bad New Jersey is a Constitution free zone. 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:19 | 5844200 Troy Ounce
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American Sniper will sort that thing out in 5..4..3...

 

 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:05 | 5844464 CunnyFunt
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I thought he had claimed to have taken it out before it was even erected, just like when he knocked out Jesse Ventura in a bar, shot 30 looters in New Orleans, killed two guys who tried to car-jack him, gave his book profits to charity, and found those elusive WMDs in Iraq.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:08 | 5844494 tired1
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Some might question your devotion to the homeland.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:49 | 5844561 CunnyFunt
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Lol. I couldn't resist. Some colleagues who recently saw the film now, all of a sudden, speak of their 1,000-yard shots made in 50mph cross winds. It's interesting to see how one sociopathic bullshitter, burnished by Hollywad, has set a new standard for manliness.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 00:48 | 5844710 willwork4food
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Damn, does that mean I can't get laid if I can't shoot a 1k yard mark in 50mph winds? Now it's getting serious.

 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 07:54 | 5845039 Tall Tom
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No. It means that you don't get laid unless you pile on the Bullshit neck deep.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:46 | 5844563 zebrasquid
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I think you're thinking of Brian Williams..

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:20 | 5844203 More_sellers_th...
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Why would anyone want to have their company publicly traded? 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:41 | 5844276 Oldwood
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Because the "public" is the mark

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:16 | 5844369 TheFourthStooge-ing
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That's how you turn muppets into bagholders.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:22 | 5844210 will ling
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WOW! as if it will make a difference in the end.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:34 | 5844257 cornfritter
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i suspect this is all for the plausible deniability "technological accident" drama to unfold soon... i noticed the article about the AI something or another... blame it on the AIs :-) need some misdirection and "laser beams" might freakin help, anything at this point...

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:08 | 5844350 mvsjcl
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Non-human actors don't go to jail, or wear hemp neckties. But it's all for mass consumption, because very human actors are in control. Control freaks don't deligate control to other entities.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:22 | 5844211 A Lunatic
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It's a big club, and you will be bludgeoned into submission with it.........

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:22 | 5844212 jtg
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HFT firms without customers that makes thousands of trades without a loss. I cannot find the right words to express my disgust.

Off with their heads!

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:29 | 5844239 A Lunatic
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It just keeps getting fucked upper and upper......

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:23 | 5844216 stant
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Somebody needs to bottle rocket some aluminum foil into it at the right moment . Talk about a a NSA style Chinese fire drill Shit show .

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:23 | 5844218 nmewn
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Gawd, it just be awful if something got in the way of the line of sight.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:33 | 5844247 Steroid
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Or steal their signal.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:28 | 5844405 nmewn
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Yes, the capitalist in me thought about that. Its not like stealing from a thief is a crime, is it?

Its hard to keep up these days but I'm pretty sure its still not.

////

My junker seems to think it is a crime? This should be a fun exercise in the pure logic of right & wrong.

So tell me, if some moron attempts to carjack me and I stick my gun in his mouth and tell him to strip naked in the street and give me all his gold chains and watch and leave him there, naked as the day he was born, have I committed a crime? ;-)

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:48 | 5844571 TheFourthStooge-ing
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If you were impeding the flow of traffic, it might possibly be a violation of the motor vehicle code. As far as a crime, though, I just don't see it.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 07:17 | 5844993 nmewn
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lol...good thing I relieved him of his gold. I can now pay the citation (the cop meets his quota and the state gets "their cut") fill up the tank (drillers, refiners, gas station), have lunch (small business owner), leave a fat tip for the waitress (single mom needing baby food) and still have enough left over for the asshole wasting my precious time!

I'm engaging in commerce and helping the economy move Forward!!! ;-)

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 05:30 | 5844944 LongMarch
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Yes it is illegal to stop the big boys  stealing from the little people.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:33 | 5844253 Grimaldus
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Hot, fresh, flash fried pigeon anyone?

Grimaldus

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:25 | 5844223 Sizzurp
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What happens if a flock of crows lands on it and shits all over the lens?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:29 | 5844235 kaiserhoff
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Pumpkin chunkin'?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:36 | 5844264 kowalli
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no crows because of emitting

 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:26 | 5844226 kowalli
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high-frequency stealing or just HFS. Why is it stealing? ordinary person will buy less because HFS companies stole some value of assets before you can buy 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:26 | 5844231 AviationMeditation
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What do they do on a foggy day?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 23:19 | 5844519 Proofreder
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RTFP ?

Idiot

ReadTheFrigginPost, first, BEFORE typing your own screed.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:29 | 5844233 Alpo for Granny
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Boy they can slam the silver price even faster now..

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:28 | 5844234 Unix
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That is some sweet technology.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:29 | 5844240 TheEndIsNear
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Replacing the NYSE and NASDAQ computers with laptops or an old sixties mainframe should slow things down enough stop HFT in its tracks. 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:31 | 5844244 ekm1
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military technology

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:32 | 5844245 ISEEIT
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Butt...Butt...Butt.. (your's of course).

Dear leader dumbshit is trying to save the internet....

Right?

 

We're so finished.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:33 | 5844249 Cautiously Pess...
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What if I take my little laser pointer pen and start shining it at the tower? You know kind of like I do to in-bound commercial jet liners from time to time...

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:37 | 5844268 kowalli
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you need to know the wavelength and it definitely differs from the green laser pen

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:08 | 5844349 cheech_wizard
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Not that difficult, they published it...

http://www.aoptix.com/technology/faq/

The AOptix Intellimax operates at two electromagnetic frequencies, one in the infra-red light spectrum and one in the millimeter wave radio spectrum. Light spectrum frequencies are in the Terahertz range, and are usually referred to by their wavelength, in this case the AOptix product operates at 1550nm. The millimeter wave portion of the product operates in what is known as "E-band", frequencies 71-76 GHz & 81-86 GHz.

Give me a tough one the next time.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:11 | 5844356 TheFourthStooge-ing
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For the sake of hypothetical scientific discussion, it appears that the wavelength may correspond pretty closely to .22LR when viewed behind a reticle.

Just to rehypothecate, I'm speaking strictly hypothetically, of course.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:37 | 5844417 tnquake
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Biden and his double barrels would probably do a little more damage!

http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2013/feb/20/joe-biden-buy-shotgun...

 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 22:26 | 5844392 Jay
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The sunrises and sunsets in E W links would be more of an obstacle than anything you could shine at the lens. They use very sharp optical filters, no doubt, but I suspect the sun is still a problem on some links. I'm very surprised that rain and fog are not obstacles to the links. Obviously, rain and fog are huge obstacles to visible light transmission.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:35 | 5844262 ptoemmes
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Wonder what a survival mirror redirecting sunlight at those laser devices would do?

Probably get you locked up forever as a terrorist is some dark site located in, say, Chicago.

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:36 | 5844263 falga
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I thought front-running was illegal...

 

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:39 | 5844274 A Lunatic
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You need to hear the story about US and THEM.....

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 07:52 | 5845033 HowdyDoody
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Yup, it was

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:38 | 5844271 cigarEngineer
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how do those "very clever adaptive optics" fare against a rogue drone in the way?

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:40 | 5844275 squid
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Until its foggy of course.....

Laser is, after all, light and light doesn't go through fog so well.

 

Trading days during fog should be interesting.

 

Squid

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 21:46 | 5844292 LetThemEatRand
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I'm sure they have alternative muppet raping technology for foggy days. 

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