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Mission Accomplished: Nasdaq 5000

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Nothing to see here, move along.... (over/under on - number of times you will hear "it's different this time" today - 20/30)

 

When it absolutely has to be there... Algos... Was it ever in doubt?

 

It is different this time... 5048 closing high next, then 5132 record intraday high

 

Well it is a little different...

 

Just bear in mind inflation...

 

BTF - near-ATH.

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:31 | 5845517 Uncle Sugar
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Congrats Mr Yellen!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:40 | 5845547 Looney
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Here’s an interesting piece of non-news…

Satellite Explodes After 'Catastrophic Event'

One of six weather satellites used by the US Navy and Air Force shatters into 43 pieces after a temperature spike.

So, while we trumpet our new military laser capable of burning a half-inch hole in a rubber boat, “someone” shatters into 43 pieces our military satellite “due to a temperature spike”. Hmmm???  ;-)

Looney

http://news.sky.com/story/1436965/satellite-explodes-after-catastrophic-...

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:49 | 5845565 Silver Short Seller
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I'm glad ZH has been so bullish on equities all these years. Wouldn't have wanted to miss this rally!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:55 | 5845636 NotApplicable
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The difference this time, is that the blow-off top will be much, much bigger.

Should be fun.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:29 | 5845788 DeadFred
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NQ100 still has a bit to go then we're ready for the party!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 13:40 | 5846043 KnuckleDragger-X
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Yeah, it should be exciting as hell in an Armageddon sort of way. I've got my popcorn and special bottle of Tequila saved up for that magic day.....

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:21 | 5845739 fxpmtrader
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ZH = Viagra for money changer's ... fans and students (to name it in a somewhat polite way).

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:28 | 5845780 angel_of_joy
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What's the big deal ? It only took NASDAQ 15 years to recover from its 2000 peak. What a great investment... /s

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 15:49 | 5846504 Matthew John
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... and in another 15 years the NASDAQ may hit 5000.... again!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 13:23 | 5845988 LooseLee
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Inflation-adjusted, you are merely spinning your wheels while dreaming you are rocketing forward. And by the name of your moniker I suspect you're not all that bright. Good luck with your endeavors. You're gonna need it!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:40 | 5847574 ukspreads
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But if he's in the rally and merely spinnging his wheels, then by your own logic, you must be in reverse if you are out of it? 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:43 | 5845566 ukspreads
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Hands up, those here who puport to have seen it coming made an aboslute killing from their call options... ?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:45 | 5845578 PartysOver
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Weather satellite, my ass.

Looks like somebody might have mastered the fine art of Space Warefare.  Only a question of who?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:50 | 5845609 pods
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Well, I am not sure who actually did it, but I know who we will blame.

A joint Putin-Iran test to wipe Israel off the map. Bebe will say so tomorrow in between Congressmen going down on him.

pods

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:06 | 5845692 Proofreder
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So, you're saying there is about to be a clustersuck ???

Film @ 11 ?

We can only hope - wait, Hope is the old meme

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME; now hooked on the damn music.  

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:02 | 5845663 A Nanny Moose
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Silver lining: All that space junk should reflect sunlight and mitigate global warming....err climate change /s

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:11 | 5845708 GMadScientist
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Touch of gray: those 43 parts could take out who knows how many other sats.

 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:45 | 5845582 StupidEarthlings
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Dammit...thet were right. .global warming and the temperature spikes.

:/

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 13:27 | 5846001 yogibear
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Maybe Russia or China practicing their anti-satellite weapons.

 Splash one weather satellite, next several will be US department of defense satellites when the time is right.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:39 | 5845553 kliguy38
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"No one could have seen it coming"......don't worry though, it'll be different this time folks

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:32 | 5845521 R19
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR - MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:33 | 5845523 R19
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Still sharply undervalued - HA

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:35 | 5845537 pods
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If you think about how much cashola has been printed since the last top, yep, it is still underbubbled.

pods

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:46 | 5845847 Crash Overide
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This is a non event... we still have 2000+ points to go before the central banker cream pie is complete.

Everything is awesome.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:35 | 5845539 PartysOver
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El Bastardos didn't give us a dip to jump on this morning.  Very rude!!!!!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:33 | 5845522 AccreditedEYE
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What's with the surprise? You guys said 6100 is in sight too, inflation adjusted. This is just another stop along the way.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:33 | 5845525 FreeShitter
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Enjoy while it lasts

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:34 | 5845527 Seasmoke
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They did it. They melted upwards!!!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:34 | 5845528 czarangelus
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Nasdaq 500,000 within a year. Why not?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:39 | 5845551 dirtyfiles
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yep its just a number

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:35 | 5845534 Keltner Channel Surf
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Intraday short?  Or:

Run for your lives?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:38 | 5845549 jump_mutha_fukah
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70/30 that was the blow off top.

But what the fuck do I know....been rolling bear call spreads on TNA for the past 3 weeks and my corn hole is chaffed

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:40 | 5845560 Keltner Channel Surf
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Still,as we just hit the daily Keltner on IWM, could be an interim peak . . . though not necessarily in today's session 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:47 | 5845592 jump_mutha_fukah
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Possibly, but the Russell has been the reluctant follower in the last 3-4 weeks. My guess is it will turn down before the others this go around.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:58 | 5845646 jump_mutha_fukah
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<---Actively still trading this market for short opportunities

<---Said fuck it and went home

 

Feel like I am the last bear standing in these woods that actually has chips on the table at least...lots of theoretical bears out there but how many are

actually tradig on it...just curious.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 13:26 | 5845997 LooseLee
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Trading? Ha, ha. Still holding...

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:01 | 5845660 Keltner Channel Surf
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Hope so, as I got on the TZA bus at 10:30 (riding coach, definitely not first class yet), if the 12:00 HRLY candle's top wick peaks near today's high, we might be able to stay short until > 1:45, when the 'COMP 5000 Close'machines will likely re-enter with a vengeance.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:10 | 5845704 jump_mutha_fukah
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Up voted you just because you used a reasonable time period for holding TZA...anything longer than a 8 hour window and I would have junked you. LOL

That POS is a widow maker, have keep any moderately time intensive short strategeis on the TNA side just to get on the right side of the decay

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:12 | 5845715 Keltner Channel Surf
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Trade TNA/TZA everyday, but 100% cash at close.  Thus, I'm still alive to reply to you :)

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:15 | 5845728 Keltner Channel Surf
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Chickened out at the 15m 20 MA classic re-entry pt and closed out at 11:15.  Might be another Keltner Top re-entry, but if the bastards want a 5000+ close to get more 401(k) inflows, then longer shorts are hosed today.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:30 | 5845795 jump_mutha_fukah
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Nice quick exit....interesting how the march back to 5000 intraday is not seeing much participation on the Rut side of it now.

This just smells like an exahustion top near term for the market...people everywhere are searching for a deal and anyone with any smarts has got to see that they are paying

full retail for what should be after Christmas prices. They are hitting that point where need a pull back to sucker in some fresh dumb money. JMHO 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:36 | 5845818 Keltner Channel Surf
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Having the attention span of a parakeet is essential for TZA trading, especially at ~$10/shr.  Will tweet Direxion and ask if they plan to reverse-split it before it becomes a penny stock.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:23 | 5845753 jump_mutha_fukah
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Good man...I learned my lesson years ago with TZA. I typically just play the options side on TNA anymore and in 90% of the cases it is for option premium, never a pure

call or put play.

 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:37 | 5845546 youngman
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Next goal....Apple to a trillion...

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:48 | 5845596 negative rates
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Insanity always rules over there, what gives?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:38 | 5845548 WTFRLY
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The whole Syria proxy war is dirty. Serena Shim had proof and they killed her.

New Anonymous op as White House still ignores murder of American reporter Serena Shim in Turkey

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:53 | 5845614 Took Red Pill
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sounds like another car got hacked like Michael Hastings.

http://rt.com/usa/michael-hastings-car-neighbor-853/

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:43 | 5845552 SheepDog-One
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This time, its more fuller- retarder.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:39 | 5845554 Madcow
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how is this not hyperinflation ?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:47 | 5845587 hotrod
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Folks   you gotta be in this market.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:56 | 5845638 R19
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In it to win it. Had I figured this was gonna happen, I would have loaded the boat on USDJPY early today!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 13:02 | 5845907 Bear
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What 'Market'?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:52 | 5845617 monopoly
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We have to start down from some number. 5,000 seems as good as any. When this absurdity finally reverses, it will be in the history books for an eternity. Assuming of course the "brilliant ones" do not ban and burn our books or censor the internet.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:02 | 5845661 Seasmoke
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6,666

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:08 | 5845695 CHX
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to 666

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:55 | 5845633 R19
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Buy Mortimer Buy!!!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:55 | 5845635 City_Of_Champyinz
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This should be renamed the buyback bubble...What a joke this mess has become at this point....When do we run out of road for that can that is being kicked by the banks and politicians?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:57 | 5845644 sheikurbootie
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The economy is great.  I had another friend lose her job recently.  She was a DM covering 3 states for a major retail store.  After 20 years in the industry and one bad year to year sales, she was fired.   The company had a massive head cutting fit in the last 6 months.  They've been cutting anything and anyone to make their numbers look good.  They've increased their dividend payout too.  All in an effort to make it look good on paper. 

Business can't hide from the economic truth forever.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:12 | 5845716 SheepDog-One
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That's like my dad telling me yesterday looking at the newspaper 'everything is awesome, cuz real estate prices and stawks are up'...even though everyone he knows has lost their job and are getting their house foreclosed on.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:29 | 5845791 hotrod
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Yes my wife watches the network news every night and she says everything is awesome with housing strength, Dow, jobs etc.  Maybe the USA is the Exceptional nation.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:01 | 5845657 R19
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Come Mister Tally Man, tally me banana....

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:02 | 5845667 mwrobe1
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Fuck you Bernanke.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:12 | 5845678 hotrod
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I feel like the person left on shore waving to all the people that could afford a ticket and having a good time on the Titanic.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:55 | 5845880 Neue Regel
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Thats actually pretty damn funny and accurate.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:11 | 5845712 GFORCE
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They say "you get what you want out of the markets!", and in this case there seems to be a victim mentality. An inability to accept a trend and fight it all the way making zero profits only so you can cheer when the market eventually crashes. Well that's been almost six years now and simply shows a poor understanding of markets by many. There's a simple reason why markets are continuing to rally and sadly you will never understand it. Whining about fundamentals and irrelevant correlations is for losers. Tapping into that loser mentality is also what makes certain bloggers millionaires while they rail against the 1% they are part of. www.market-guru.co.uk

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:19 | 5845732 SheepDog-One
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Sounds to me like you're making excuses to yourself to put money in the so-called 'markets'...hey go for it and good luck!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:23 | 5845751 LawsofPhysics
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Remember, there is a sucker born every minute, now would be a good time to sell them your positions...

 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:46 | 5845851 fremannx
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The S&P 500 is tracking similarly to the Nasdaq. A peak is in sight for the only three markets left in upward trends, the S&P 500, The Dow and teh Nasdaq. When the trend reverses there will be a quick and violent collapse of the markets and all three will join the rest of the markets in a downward spiral.

 

http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/sp-500-indexelliott-wave-update-for-w...

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:59 | 5845888 Bear
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Elliott Wave Theory may work when the market is a collection of independent agents all acting from self-interest, but today's 'market' is a fetid manure pile of FED, ECB, and BOJ bids backed by printed fiat

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:51 | 5845863 Eahudimac
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Buy now, within the next 15 minutes and we'll throw in, at no cost to you, an extra 100 points on the Nasdaq. That's right! 100 points just for calling within the next 15 minutes! But wait, that's not all! Be one of the first 50 BTFATH'ers and we'll double your order! You heard right! Be one of the first 50 BTFATH'ers and we'll double your order, absolutely free! So what are you waiting for?!?!?!? Buy NOW!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 13:16 | 5845962 GMadScientist
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Not sold in any store (because we're legally prevented from doing so).

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:52 | 5845869 me or you
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The scariest thing is that the market is the opposite reflex of what's really going on in real life.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:56 | 5845884 firstdivision
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Will the BOJ pre-announce when they will start selling all their QQQ and SPY positions they are holding?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 13:32 | 5846015 LooseLee
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They won't have to. You will know. When they can no longer make the interest payments on their bonds is when they have to sell---followed by all the foolish corps. that bought back their shares at all time highs. What a hilarious time that will be!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 13:34 | 5846026 LooseLee
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They won't have to. You will know. When they can no longer make the interest payments on their bonds is when they have to sell---followed by all the foolish corps. that bought back their shares at all time highs. What a hilarious time that will be!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:57 | 5845891 tets up
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Compared to the totally vertical woody the index got back in 1999-2000 this one still looks like a half-chub

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 13:07 | 5845921 Questan1913
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And now, as in the past, they pull the rug out from under retail, widows, pensions etc. and run as fast as they can .....gleefully carrying their ill gotten gains, laughing hysterically, exiting the scene of the imminent Wall Street/Bankster detonated implosion.

Same as it ever was......

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 13:14 | 5845945 Bear
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How do you compete against an institution that creates money to take an opposing position. Every technical chart bearish signal has been over turned (every head and shoulders in the last six years now looks like a game of hangman), every Hindenburg Omen has been laughed at, and every fundamental economic weakness has been a rally cry.

Folks they are printing the funds to buy equities. The FED, BOJ and ECB are easing quantitatively a shiv up the ass of The Bear.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 14:09 | 5846140 Farmer Joe in B...
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The yaps on CNBC just had an ENTIRE SEGMENT on how it's different this time....

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 16:45 | 5846840 HYMN
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I'll take that bet,over,whats the vig ?

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