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"The Repressed" Guide To Homeland Security's Threat Index

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Remember, no matter how severe the repression... it's for your own good!

 

 

 

Source: The Burning Platform

 

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Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:15 | 5847479 Dre4dwolf
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I wasn't even aware we had threat levels, I thought the DHS was permanently stuck on "Scare the idiots with bullshit" mode.

 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:23 | 5847514 dimwitted economist
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i feel scared... protect me please.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:25 | 5847518 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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I wasn't aware the Congress had any balls to find.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:28 | 5847523 Slave
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My mother-in-law wants to start carrying a gun because of ISIS.

....not because of ghetto hood losers....

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:30 | 5847533 CH1
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Fuck DHS.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 20:05 | 5847537 Thirst Mutilator
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u tell 'em champ! [do they teach hypocrisy in school something]?

 

I fucking guarantee you that if this thread were something on Boxer or Feinstein... & a string of snarky comments subsequently emerged, you'd have been like white on rice junking those comments.

 

Yet ~ peeps like Boxer & Feinstein are like, poster babies, for DHS activism [both in terms of agenda & representation] & here you are saying "Fuck DHS"...

 

 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 21:19 | 5847902 BobPaulson
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The Repression Index seems to have resulted in the Burning Platform from mysteriously crashing.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 21:21 | 5847909 williambanzai7
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She can have the gun. But no bullets.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 22:12 | 5848049 MontgomeryScott
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William,

I'm looking for some M855 5.56 62 grain A.P. 'Green tipped' rounds. If you find some, let me know. I have some myself, but I won't give them to you (I promise). My delivery method wouldn't be to your benefit (and, besides, there are others who are FAR MORE deserving).

A weapon without ammunition is essentially a club. I've been trying to tell people this fact for YEARS, but they keep harping about 'gun bans'... it's like a car without gasoline...

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:56 | 5847643 Dexter Morgan
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I didn't know she was a man.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 22:56 | 5848158 one_hundred
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Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:18 | 5847487 LawsofPhysics
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okay, that's pretty funny...

...if it wasn't so true.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:18 | 5847492 davidalan1
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i will say it again.  FBI, CIA, DOD, ATF, ICE, NSA, DIA, Nat guard, Marines, Army, Airforce, State police, local police, Navy...

 

WTF DO WE NEED WITH A HOMELAND SECURITY>

.. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE...

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 08:27 | 5848986 suteibu
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Ain't it hell, man?  The US military uses private security guards to protect combat troops in Afghanistan.  They trust a mercenary group more than they trust their own soldiers.  That's totally fucked up.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:22 | 5847504 orangegeek
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Forgot the oopsie level.

 

OOPSIE = we made it all up, oospie.

 

there, fixed it

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:22 | 5847505 ZippyBananaPants
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Bruce Jenner is hoping for the cavity search part

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:35 | 5847545 Clesthenes
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Somehow, a type of repression known as ‘seizure of property’ was left out of this list.

By the act of Congress that established the DHS a system was created by which informers could make false allegations against anyone they please with near-total impunity.  Of course, such informers aren’t described as informers; rather they are given the title “submitting person” and the DHS Act provided that  their falsehoods will never be examined by any court or legislature or law enforcement agency.  The legislation even specifies how this immunity is obtained.  The “submitting person” only has to give an “express statement” that his lies were “voluntarily given” and that he expected “protection from disclosure”.  It’s all there, in the act that created the DHS.

I’m sorry guys, but silly season is over.  Even if you own physical gold, live in a cabin in the woods along with a stash of ammo and AK-47’s, you lose.  If you don’t fall to the horde of hungry homeless (which has become the new American criminal gang), you will fall to DHS death squads.  All the homeless have to do is to wait until you collapse from lack of sleep (24, 48, 72 hours), then they march in, slit your throat and… let your imagination run wild.

So, the problem, from our perspective, is, ‘How do we protect ourselves from their murderous political system?’  How, for example, do we protect our property (from physical gold, to businesses, to stocks and bonds (domestic and foreign)) from seizure by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS)?

If you own stocks or bonds, guess what: you’re depending on criminal and useless classes to deliver your purchasing power at the moment of their greatest victory.  Did I mention something about ‘silly season’?

If you want to survive, you have to combine with others of like mind for the purpose of mutual protection, among other purposes.  The big question now is, ‘HOW is this to be done?’  And the quick answer is, ‘You must establish First-Amendment assembliesthe only historically-proven method by which men have made their lives and property secure from rule by thieves.’

The American Revolution, for example, was powered by a large network of such assemblies: from town meetings, county meetings, state conventions and, ultimately, Continental Congresses.

Let’s be realistic: this solution won’t be easy or quick… unprecedented adventures never are.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:37 | 5847560 b a n n e d
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The light is green what the rush!

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Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:40 | 5847573 Aaron Hillel
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Heh.

They DHS can have all the guns and tanks in the world, but all the Kings horses and all the Kings men wont stop the fall of the murikan empire....

The various warchiefs, el presidentes and and whatever tribal structures remain after will have more readily armed men to hire, thats all.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:47 | 5847605 Clowns on Acid
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Wait a minute..... that would mean that we would have to rid te USA of all illegal aliens and also stop the race (non white) based immigration policy of the past 40 years.

You guys are just not realistic.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 19:48 | 5847617 Clowns on Acid
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La Raza is not only allowed to exist but receives approximately $50MM per year from the Federal Gov't.

Yet ....http://www.wnd.com/2015/03/feds-raid-texas-political-meeting/#PokDUHViu5...

 

 

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 01:00 | 5848461 Government need...
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Grew up in Bryan TX.  Read the link this AM, went outside, took down my American flag, and replaced it with the Gonzales flag.  Then I fondled my shiny new PTR-91, loaded a couple extra mags with steel-core ammo, and went to work on some 'No more baby' greeters (@ 3:10) for uninvited after-dark house guests. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKYIXhl9rk8

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 20:30 | 5847757 Atomizer
Mon, 03/02/2015 - 22:34 | 5848091 MontgomeryScott
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DNC, RNC, whatever... whatever it takes... a single coin, with two sides, that is the same no matter which side lands 'face-up'...

As a 'Cadre Kids' Klub' charter member, I'm afraid I'll have to report you to Rahm and Ezekiel Emmanuel. The super-secret Chicago detention center has an open 'bed', I hear...

'At the boarding gate, I heard an overweight fat ugly ('fugly') black/negro/ethnic/OTW woman shreik, "Drop your pants, and the shampoo bottle, and put your hands on your head!" I turned to look. Her hair was done up in Jeri-Curls, and her dark blue button-front shirt had a shiny tin-plated badge right above her sagging, pendulous breasts which were resting on her rolls of belly-fat. All around me, 'commuters' dropped to the floor, face-down, like terrified mice or lemmings. The 11-year-old girl she was pointing at started to cry...' For other exiting career opportunities at the DHS, apply now at your local government welfare office. Minorities, losers, and generational welfare recipients are encouraged to apply.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 23:40 | 5848257 Dapper Dan
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.My sisters lovers uncle make $1785.00 a month working from home, trolling the interweb looking for Seditious and UN American comments on blogs. The money is guaranteed buy the DHS and full faith and credit of the United States of Omerica.

Call before midnight.

 

 

In this century, a full-scale second “Defense Department,” the Department of Homeland Security, was created. Around it has grown up a mini-version of the military-industrial complex, with the usual set of consultants, K Street lobbyists, political contributions and power relations: just the sort of edifice that President Eisenhower warned Americans about in his famed farewell address in 1961. In the meantime, the original military-industrial complex has only gained strength and influence.

http://www.thenation.com/article/180877/fourth-branch-us-government

 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 21:11 | 5847876 Bemused Observer
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This agency, like all the others, can't function without funding. So what happens if the economy tanks, and the dollar loses value? What if we have a major currency crisis? How will they pay their agents?

The whole complex system is really very fragile, you know. Whatever the psycho motivations of the ones at the top, everyone else is fairly predictable. If their pay is threatened, they won't reliably show up for work beyond the patriotism-window of about three weeks or so, then it starts getting ugly. Without the 'boots on the ground' sorts of agents, DHS, like all the other alphabet-agencies, is little more than a squeaky voice in the background, with little to no enforcement abilities. The FBI, the CIA, the NSA, all of 'em, can only function as largely and intrusively as they do with reliable funding. The executors of the agency's orders MUST be paid, or they will not execute the agency's will.

The thing with huge, complex, controlling entities is that they require a system in which to operate efficiently enough to finance all their little operations. They depend on the Ponzi to be as big and intrusive as they are.

Yet another of a whole LOT of evils and unpleasantries that we will all be spared once this sick fucking economy finally DIES already!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 22:57 | 5848078 wisefool
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"Keynsian" economics was specifically created to accomplish funding for the boom and busts that democide brings. Keynes was tasked to refine (t)his (sic) theory after WWI, to specifically fund/fight WWII, but also create a permanent framework so statist can use force at-will without pesky war bonds or false flags. It fooled everyone, even the academics.

TPTB got their two big wars, but knew Europe and Asia would be war weary for a long time. Enter the gullible USA, whose population did not see the true soul crushing death and destruction that only state vs. state murder can accomplish. And they never will, since the Atlantic and Pacific are big enough deterrents to make any ground invasion not even close to profitable.

What could the TPTB to do enslave the stupid, but invulnerable Americans, since a "Defend your cuntry, you brave,patriotic 'Mericans" traditional war is not feasable? Go back to Keynes. He said you don't need taxes in his model to pay for growth (break windows/fight wars) But statists are free to use complex systems of taxation for social control. Every day since 1941 the tax code of the united states has been entirely based on war provisioning. But remember, there can not be a traditional offensive war on the USA, so break some windows in NYC, behead a few journalists in orange jumpsuits, to keep that "Global War on Terra" going, and all the good statist/TPTB ego-luxuries the slaves can be forced to produce to fight it.

Never let the Americans get the benefit of their freedom and the meritricious society it would create.

For the tldr; crowd. Pay your taxes folks.  The best and brightest people, including tax lawyers, need to get paid to protect your family from terrorists. We would not want them inventing peacetime technology and medicine, and all the other boring lifestyles that require less medicine and resources ....

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 21:55 | 5847983 cn13
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Can you imagine how Americans would react if we were actually bombed on a continual basis like Europe was during WW 1 and 2?

We have no idea about the horrors of war.  But we are very good at inflicting it.

I would guess we would fold like a wet paper sack if we ever had to face what we have showered on weaker countries over the past 12 years aka Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya and so many others.

I lived in Chicago post-9-11.  The restauarants were empty for weeks.

I flew to Paris 2 weeks after 9-11 on a completely empty plane upgraded to first class for free, only because no one else was aboard.  The pilots actually thanked me for flying. 

All bullies at some point get whupped.  The big, bad ass U.S. may be on the verge of having someone actually standing up to us.

Say Hello Putin? 

America will always be the greatest country in the world.  I just hope we can somehow purge our current leadership.

 

 

 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 22:56 | 5848121 MontgomeryScott
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"America will always be the greatest country in the world."

"I won't come in your mouth."

"I'll just put the tip in."

"I won't get you pregnant."

"The check's in the mail."

HA! I have ANOTHER bald-faced lie to add to the list of bullshitter lines! I hope you don't mind if I quote you.

 

WHO told you this bullshit about 'AMERICA'? Was it the government teachers, the government media, or your brainwashed parents who started this FICTION?

The UNITED STATES USED to be the greatest NATION in the world (for a few years).

As far as 'purging leadership' goes, which selected FEDRES sock-puppet candidate are YOU going to vote for in the 2016 SELECTION? Billary, or Jeb? Do you think that Henry Kissinger will AGAIN be a 'presidential advisor'? CERTAIN definitions of 'purge' should be considered as a viable and actionable descriptor.

to remove people from an area, country, organization, etc., often in a violent and sudden way

to cause evacuation from (as the bowels)

Kill them, and shit them out of the body... 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/purge 


Mon, 03/02/2015 - 22:16 | 5848061 Government need...
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Sometimes I just need a TSA officer to gently cup my balls at the airport.  It just makes me feel more secure.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 23:29 | 5848225 Reaper
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Their cage is your destiny.

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 23:36 | 5848245 antidisestablis...
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ZH Paranoia Index---

SEVERE: False flag events occurring hourly.

HIGH: Martial law to be declared very very soon like any day now.

ELEVATED: High density chem trails soon to blanket the Kentucky hill country, the Ozarks, and other ZH hotbeds.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 00:55 | 5848449 Government need...
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What stereotype do you currently use for the Appalachian mountain men?  In your view, do we ZeroHedge, or are we scrawling our mark on the back of a shovel with a lump of coal?

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 10:12 | 5849304 Mi Naem
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antidis, you probably think Onion stories are misleading propaganda. 

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 01:27 | 5848547 Northern Lights
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Whoever came up with the "actual" Homeland security index deserves a kick in the fucking teeth.

 

 

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