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In "Unprecedented Move" Nobel Peace Prize Chairman Demoted For Decision To Give Obama 2009 Award

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Back in 2009, just months after his swearing in, president Barack Obama was crowned with an unexpected glory: he won the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 due to "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples." Back then there was little indication that just a few years after his crowning achievement of "ending the war" in and returning US troops from Iraq, he would send US troops right back in Iraq for the 3rd US invasion of the country in three decades, but also send out US troops across the globe, and launch the second cold war, pushing the world to the brink of another "large scale war." Those who wish to read Obama's teleprompted and ghostwritten acceptance "speech can do so here.

At the time the White House, and the fawning media, was delighted by this crowning, if premature, achievement of the progressive president.

Which is why don't expect much coverage of the inevitable aftermath: earlier today, in what France24 dubbed an "in an unprecedented move", the controversial head of Norway's Nobel Peace Prize committee was removed Tuesday and demoted to the rank of mere member. 

Thorbjoern Jagland, a former Norwegian premier, drew criticism after becoming committee chairman in 2009 for awarding the prestigious Nobel to newly elected US President Barack Obama. He will be replaced by current Deputy Chair Kaci Kullmann Five.

More from AP:

The Nobel Peace Prize awarding Norwegian Nobel Committee on Tuesday elected a new chairman to replace Thorbjoern Jagland, whose six-year tenure has been lined with controversies.

 

Jagland will remain a member of the voting panel but was a contentious leader, attracting criticism for his dual role as committee chairman and head of the European Council when the prize was awarded to the European Union in 2012. His leadership also was clouded by the decision to give the prize to Barack Obama in 2009 after he had just been elected president, and the 2010 prize to the jailed dissident Liu Xiabo drew fury from China.

 

The former labor politician was replaced by the panel's deputy chairman, Kaci Kullmann Five, a former conservative party leader. She denied that Jagland's ousting had anything to do with pressure from China, which froze diplomatic ties to Norway after the 2010 award.

She did not deny that his ousting had anything to do with Obama who has since the aware become a neo-con warhawk, who has put some of the most bloodthirsty republicans to shame, and whose actions (and lack thereof) have led to not only global conflict intensity spiking To a 7-year high, but have generated untold riches to the shareholders of the military industrial complex.

 

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Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:43 | 5852079 nmewn
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One and all, they deserve all the scorn and derision we can heep on them.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:48 | 5852319 knukles
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It was a fucking racist decision.
Let's get a grip! 
White guilt. 

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:07 | 5852158 Anunnaki
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He misremembered some folks

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:34 | 5852037 stant
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He's drunk at the annual meeting of the flying lyers . Tail gunner on the space shuttle

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:03 | 5852148 Anunnaki
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He comes by it honestly. His mom fingered leftists in Indonesia for Obunghole's indonesian father in law to massacre

http://www.thesecrettruth.com/obama.htm

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:10 | 5852400 Dragon HAwk
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Hopefully Obummer at least holds onto the gold, after the mess he made blows up

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:17 | 5851960 phoolish
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What did Owebombi do to deserve it?

That's right, nothing.

"Turns out I'm good at killing people"

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:17 | 5851962 FrankHerbert
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once it was given to someone who had literally only voted 'present' until he was shuckstered in as presidunce, it became the nobel piece of shit prize

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:18 | 5851965 somecallmetimmah
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Yeah, but don't rescind President Ass-fuck's Peace Prize, or anything.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:41 | 5852071 Peter Pan
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Exactly. I believe that even people awarded knighthoods can be stripped of them so why not Nobel Prize winners especially when they were given inadvance of anything done.

In fact Obama should be made the inaugural Nobel Prize Loser for Peace.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:19 | 5851969 lordbyroniv
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TOO LATE

That brand[Nobel] will forever be sullied

They should just pray that before he leaves we aint at war with the Ukraine or China

Cuz if so,....it will be like awarding Hitler the prize in 39'

A stench never to be removed

 

 

 

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:46 | 5852089 lotsoffun
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the whole thing is a holier than thou sitting up in scandinavia (previously 'knowing' that it was too cold for momo and achmed to want to come up there and settle in, join their free shit army and fuck their daughters and wives and destroy the whole thing, but now, they 'know' they were wrong').  thinking they could get away with the moral high ground as they had not had slaves and colonies (in modern memory and in southern places).

sorta' like people in glass house don't throw rocks.  people in hell don't need much to throw snowballs.

obama would luvs to retire to scandinavia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUx1uqBdNgk

 

 

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:19 | 5851970 nmewn
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RAZZZISTS!!!

Investigate them, audit them, where do they bank at, take away their twinkies and sic Sharpton on them!

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:27 | 5852004 Unix
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indeed...

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:19 | 5851973 396
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Statist fuckheads drunk on Kool-aid.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:20 | 5851976 pine_marten
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Too late, the damage is done.  The "Prize" has about the same status as the  one that comes in Cracker Jacks now.  Similar to the United States standing in the world.   

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:40 | 5852290 Bollixed
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Wait a minute... It was already shit stained when Al Gore was awarded that prize. Obozo just made it an inconvenient truth as to it's Cracker Jack status.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:21 | 5851981 January Jones
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Executive order THIS!

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:22 | 5851986 itstippy
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Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1973.  

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:31 | 5852017 Yen Cross
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    Kissinger and Greenspam +Anunnaki Generals... Thank God for grunts!

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:00 | 5852134 Anunnaki
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What?

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:50 | 5852331 knukles
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He meant the guys in the space ships coming back for the rest of their gold we were supposed to be digging up for them, but got distracted.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:12 | 5852758 Anunnaki
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Cool. I was hoping that is what he meant

You can have your Batman and Wonder Woman

I'm down with Gilgamesh, Ishtar and Marduk

Fuck Noah and his Ark. It was Utnapishtim in a submarine

Zecharia Sitchen is my favorite Jew

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:30 | 5852018 Dave Thomas
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^ - This

And don't forget the Euro, it won a peace prize too.

So they give em out to bloodthirsty, and stupid parties.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:42 | 5852078 LetThemEatRand
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You have to keep in mind that Norway was once the land of the Vikings.  Anyone who is not actively raping, pillaging, and offing of heads (right this minute) is pretty much considered a peaceful sort.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:09 | 5852165 Monetas
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The only raping in Norway .... is the exclusive province .... of Somali Muslim displaced pirates !

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:42 | 5852498 847328_3527
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Spot on there; been to downtown begen after dark recently? Not Somalis but dozens of jobless MENA's hanging around.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:50 | 5852844 amadeus39
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understand that SNL scours ZH for new material...and rightly so.

 

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 07:41 | 5853258 Moe Howard
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All the Vikings with balls left the place and took over other places. They left the weak behind. This is the current population, bred from the weakest of the weak.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:23 | 5851990 LetThemEatRand
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Of course the clown who made the decision still gets to sit on the committee.  His wrist still hurts from the vigorous slap.  

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:23 | 5852220 Yen Cross
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lol lter

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:25 | 5851996 nevadan
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The Nobel Peace Prize has been joke since at least Arafat's win.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:26 | 5851999 Silver Garbage Man
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If this asshole had to catch 1 percent of the peace price winners bombs he might change his mind.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:27 | 5852003 Tom_Pain
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Everything happens for a reason.  Sometimes, the reason is you're stupid, and you made bad choices.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:28 | 5852005 Peter Pan
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The only way this committee can redeem itself is if its creates a special Whistleblowers Nobel Prize as well as offering political assylum to those winners that ask for it.

 

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:29 | 5852014 Who was that ma...
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Well, it is kinda like putting Charles Manson's picture on the cover of Newsweek as Man of the Year or featuring Rosey O'donnell in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit edition.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:36 | 5852042 lakecity55
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or a photo of Chalky kneeling before the Constitution in reverence!

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:58 | 5852363 knukles
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Rosie O'Donnell is ......  Fuck me, I don't have a proper term for her.  Just so..... 
Aaaaarraaaggaggaghhh!

Maybe there's 72 more of her in Paradise for each martyr .....
Now there's a way to mitigate suicide bombers.  Convince them that awaiting them in Paradise are 72 screaming Rosie O'Donnells.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:32 | 5852025 Buster Cherry
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Well, it was a long time coming, but it's good to see someone in the hot seat for the premature ejaculation that awarding this prize to this guy was.

 

Now if they would just try to redeem themselves by revoking it....

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:33 | 5852029 allinwood
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Obie just likes his little hellfire missiles..

http://www.newsweek.com/obamas-drone-war-shows-no-signs-ending-252158

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:33 | 5852032 conscious being
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Finally, some good news.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:35 | 5852039 Unix
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means spit really...Odungo is transorming America, into a third world banana republic.

His next DECREE will be that everybody has to wear their underwear on the outside!!!

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:34 | 5852034 lakecity55
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As I said earlier, The Nobel Pieces Prize- cause everything Barky touches is blown to bits!!

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:34 | 5852035 Duc888
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So droning weddings is not conducive to winning the NPP?

 

 

Who knew?

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:40 | 5852070 nmewn
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Yeah, it took em like five years to figure that one out and select a scapegoat.

Stand back! Best & brightest minds at work here!...lol.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:36 | 5852043 i_call_you_my_base
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It was absurd. I remember thinking at the time that if Obama had any integrity he would have refused it.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:34 | 5852264 Lostinfortwalton
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All your prizes belong to the Magic Negro all the time.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:37 | 5852046 1 over Infinity
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Krugman next.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:00 | 5852367 knukles
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He already got the "economic" non-Nobel Prize some years ago.
And he's an asshole, too

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:55 | 5852855 amadeus39
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Have you ever met someone who was not an "asshole?" Just asking...

 

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 03:54 | 5853055 U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D
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Watchout Knucks, apparently calling Krugman an asshole pushes amadeus over the edge. 

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:40 | 5852051 toxic8
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Was it as ironic as they say?
What kind of peace prize is named after a man who invented shit that blows things to smithereens?

Maybe the nobel piece prize? Plenty of innocents laying in pieces (RIP) courtesy of US foreign policy and the abysmal human detritus it has brought about.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:57 | 5852126 Anunnaki
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That is exactly why he established the Prize. To make amends

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:25 | 5852227 Yen Cross
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 28 weeks and a few days. What?

 You seem reasonable? 

 Are you Francis Sawyers son or daughter?

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:27 | 5852240 Anunnaki
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Just visiting from Nibiru

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:31 | 5852251 Yen Cross
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   Yeah right. Have fun with the Patagonians...

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:03 | 5852146 TradingTroll
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Try doing any major construction project, mining project, without dynamite.

 

It is evil humans using it to blow people up, not its inventor

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:44 | 5852085 Dr. Engali
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If the peace prize committee is to be taken seriously they must strip him of the prize. If they don't they are just as guilty as Jagland.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:47 | 5852093 nmewn
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Exactly.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:50 | 5852102 Unix
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...and the $900,000

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:10 | 5852172 Infinite QE
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Blown on crack a LONG time ago.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:15 | 5852586 dexter_morgan
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and greens fees, and ....... reggie

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:51 | 5852103 Berspankme
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double post

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:50 | 5852105 Berspankme
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jagland just lapped up the magic negro hype. he could be an american citizen, they lapped it up twice

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:56 | 5852124 Anunnaki
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Take Kissinger's back too

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:06 | 5852152 nmewn
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Thats like, two fiddy counting inflation.

Strike while the irons hot! ;-)

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:29 | 5852243 Yen Cross
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 I gave you that history Junior. Who was Lyndon Johnson & How did he affect Kissingers' decisions?

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 01:19 | 5852907 Anunnaki
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Dude, you are an enigma wrapped in a riddle

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:57 | 5852862 amadeus39
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I believe it's spelled Jagoff.

 

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 20:56 | 5852122 SillySalesmanQu...
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"We peace prized some folks."

 Bam!

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:00 | 5852136 January Jones
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Maybe now Thorbjoern Jagland will be available to reenact giving OJ his Heisman award.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:03 | 5852141 Monetas
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What a Jag Off .... Obamalama, this is socialist, multicultural jizm in yo black face .... like the vanilla icing swirls .... on a Hostess cupcake ! 

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:13 | 5852186 f16hoser
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About fucking time! I still have no respect for the NPP organization.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:16 | 5852193 Atomizer
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No bell prize winner turns into a cracker jack consolation prize. Thorbjoern can munch up his caramel corn and place his fake tattoo prize on his neck. He’ll look mean and ready for business.

 

/LOL

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:17 | 5852196 Anunnaki
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Submitted for your approval

2015 Nobel Prize Winner

http://rt.com/uk/237173-charity-apologises-blair-award/

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:26 | 5852234 Yen Cross
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 Typical youngster that just got retired.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:38 | 5852280 Atomizer
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Winston Churchill would’ve shot Tony Blair in the forehead. Gordon Brown would have been found in a garbage pit holding a tungsten gold bar.  

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:26 | 5852235 conscious being
Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:39 | 5852285 Lostinfortwalton
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I was upset when in glanced at the link; I thought it said the "NRA headquarters"

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:52 | 5852342 Atomizer
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http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/414615/year-terror-hasnt-made-cpacers-warm-nsa-patrick-brennan

 

Let't run our blackmarket stingray devices to find out the NSA truth. It sounds like a budget issue. Let's listen in. ./LOL

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:28 | 5852242 Dark Space
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The headline story on dagbladet.no doesn't even mention Obama, and the Chinese dissident was the next year (2010). This guy has been re-elected chair 5 years in a row since they gave the award to Obama. This isn't about Obama or the Chinese guy. I'd hardly call it "unprecedented" - they elect a new leader each year, and this year it is Kaci Five, who has been on the committee for 8 years already.

It's stupid Obama ever got the award, but let's not make this something it isn't; it makes you look foolish Tyler.

If you want a real story, Jagland, the ousted Committee chair, was the ONLY committee chair in all of history, who was also a parlimantary voting member - because of this, he effectively voted for himself in 2009 when he took power. That is the antithesis of what was intended by Nobel.

 

This site is getting as bad as the infotainment on CNBS.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:32 | 5852259 f16hoser
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Tell the "Nigga" to give it back. Help pay-back his Green Fee's.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:43 | 5852302 Jack Burton
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Strip Obama of his fake prize! The crazed Neocon Zionist in the White House carried out a coup in Kiev using trained Nazis as the strike force to grab power away from an elected man, only a year before a new election was to be held. 12 months and a new president would be elected in Kiev, and there would be no war, but a peaceful handing over of power. Obama could not wait for democracy to work, he carried out a coup with Nazis, Fascists and ultra nationalist racists. Not happy with that, the Nobel Peace Prize winner ordered a large scale invasion of the people who refused to accept a Nazi coup. 40,000 dead Ukrainians, the blood of whom rests on Obama!

Strip Obama of his fake peace prize. It shames the name for ever!

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:39 | 5852491 Augustus
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This Puutie Lover must be well paid for posting the Bull Shit.

Nuzzle Puuties nuts and proclaim your love.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 01:03 | 5852872 amadeus39
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Records confirm that was not of his doing. He had no knowledge that underlings were subverting his peaceful intentions.

 

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:45 | 5852312 Joe Tierney
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Thor-b-jerm Jag-gland is a very appropriate name for the jagg-off that gave Obola the Nobel Piss Prize in 2009.

 

I agree with another poster - have the integrity to revoke the 'prize', and use the opportunity to make a statement that might recover your lost respect.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:49 | 5852321 Jonesy
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JWO twat.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:52 | 5852340 One of these is...
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Kaci Kullmann Five, isn't that a BORG name?

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:23 | 5852612 dexter_morgan
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Or a 60's band name - The Kaci Kullmann Five live at the Cow Palace

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 21:52 | 5852344 sapioplex
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Surprised anyone with any influence actually has at least part of a conscience left these days. Now...about that dynamite...

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:18 | 5852435 Heavy
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That award's been a joke for a long time...most awards are more humous than meaningful.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:21 | 5852445 malek
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Most of the article is bullshit

- according to AP he was not "demoted", his tenured ended and was not renewed.
- cannot find any info about tenure rules at the Nobel Comittee, but according to the list of Nobel Comittee members at http://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/themes/peace/committee/nnclist/in... it seems tenure terms are not a very strict concept for them
- not matter what, Thorbjoern Jagland was in the mid-range of chairman tenure durations over the last 50 years.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:31 | 5852807 JoJoJo
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Norwegians were embarrassed as were Obama's people when the prize was given to him

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/15/obama-nobel-peace-prize-nor...

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:28 | 5852464 TruthTalker
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Sadly some of us saw who he was from day one - how he fooled so many is amazing to my mind - I said from the first time I heard him speak he reminded me of Hitler - would have liked to have been wrong...

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:19 | 5852600 Northern Lights
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I work in finance.  I remember right after he was elected we had a very large group meeting and some of the managers were relieved he won saying they hoped his entering office would improve the economic situation as it was right after the melt down in 2008.  I told the manager who said this "Not a chance!"  He asked why I felt that way.  i answered "The dudes a socialist"

 

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:01 | 5852718 andrewp111
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Sure he did. The Obama appointed Fed kept the monetary spice flowing. The TBTF banks did incredibly well. You don't really think a Republican Fed would have kept interest rates at 0% for 6 years straight, do you? That is why Goldman Sachs will do everything in its power to enure a Democrat is elected in 2016.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:23 | 5852791 the grateful un...
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pssst for most of obamas term bernanke was fed chief, and he was appointed by bush. obama said repeatedly that he didnt like bernanke, but he waited for almost six years to do anything, and then he appointed the carbon copy. gs will buy the candidate they can control, and i suspect that the reason mccain did not win in 2008 was that they thought him LESS malleable than obama to their overall benefit.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:29 | 5852465 surf0766
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Now take the dam award back you spinless assholes

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:37 | 5852485 Augustus
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He may be the ONLY person to take the fall for voting for O'bammie.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:42 | 5852497 Pumpkin
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They didn't shoot him?

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:47 | 5852510 thebigunit
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They ought to take away Obama's Academy Award and Heisman Trophy, too.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:47 | 5852511 homiegot
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It took them 6 years to understand Obama's damage to the world. 

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:50 | 5852514 Goldilocks
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FUCK YOU!!! Sign Language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtQ9lEuEzrc (2:55)

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:52 | 5852522 Prober
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I hope Vlad invades Norway and skewers this jerk's balls.

As an American, I will cheer the Russians on in this case.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:09 | 5852568 dexter_morgan
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How very peace loving of you, you fucking hypocrite

Should put your full name on your posts - ANAL PROBER

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 05:17 | 5853120 Prober
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you would know since I am always in your "mind", which is just an asshole

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 22:58 | 5852536 VWAndy
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Even the idiots at McDs make you pay before they give ya the food.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:01 | 5852547 thebigunit
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"Unprecedented" may actually be accurate.

I cannot think of a similar circumstance where someone who was responsible for engineering such a major token of ego puffery was so publicly spanked and thrown under the bus.

OBAMA GETS TO BE THE FIRST HONOREE OF A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE RECALL!

YES-S-S-S-S-S-S ! ! !

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:07 | 5852564 dexter_morgan
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LOL....

I don't see why though, Mr. Obama is obviosly a man of peace, a gentle spirit, a servant of humankind - kumbaya my lord, kumbaya............

LOLOLOLOL

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:13 | 5852580 Wahooo
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Yes, a Christian through and through.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:18 | 5852595 dexter_morgan
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Maybe the committee will get 'accidentally' droned by 'ol hopey changey

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:10 | 5852571 VooDoo6Actual
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Risible. Tanited it's credibility forever imo. Means nothing now we see how the game is rigged. it's not what you don't you know, it's who you know don't you know. Resonate ? The stupid it burns ! Yippie Kai Ya.....

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:22 | 5852608 I Write Code
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But it gave such hope to all the other choomers that if they just smoked ENOUGH weed, they'd win a prize, too.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:22 | 5852609 dexter_morgan
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Surprised this guy didn't give Bennie Nuttyahoo a NPP too while he was at it.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:45 | 5852679 Jorgen
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Quite seriously, Putin should have got NPP in 2013 or 2014 for Syria.

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:36 | 5852646 Shawnee
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I'm sick and tired of these radio talk show hosts saying King Hussein in the White House, the sunni christian, is naiive, doesn't get it , is in over his head. He's not stupid, he's evil! He clearly wants Iran to have the bomb, and wouldn't lose any sleep if they used it or handed it off to the JV team to use it.  I never knew I could hate someone so much who i never even met! Where is the loyal opp[osition?? Where are the sane moderate patriotic democrats. I almost asked about the press, but thats a joke. IMPEACH this dog. (Did you see where Boehner gave Netanyahu a bust of Churchill...great on so many levels, especially since King Hussein Oblome gave the british back a bust of Churchill when he squatted in the WH! love it.

 

 

 

 

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:36 | 5852647 Shawnee
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I'm sick and tired of these radio talk show hosts saying King Hussein in the White House, the sunni christian, is naiive, doesn't get it , is in over his head. He's not stupid, he's evil! He clearly wants Iran to have the bomb, and wouldn't lose any sleep if they used it or handed it off to the JV team to use it.  I never knew I could hate someone so much who i never even met! Where is the loyal opp[osition?? Where are the sane moderate patriotic democrats. I almost asked about the press, but thats a joke. IMPEACH this dog. (Did you see where Boehner gave Netanyahu a bust of Churchill...great on so many levels, especially since King Hussein Oblome gave the british back a bust of Churchill when he squatted in the WH! love it.

 

 

 

 

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 23:58 | 5852714 FreeNewEnergy
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Jagland, is that near Cougar Town?

In completely unrelated news, from what appears to be a true story from the RT site, this tidbit at the end of the article:

About two hours before the incident near the NSA was came to light, gunshots were reported at the Maryland Intercounty Connector, about 12 miles away from the NSA campus. Two people suffered minor injuries during this shooting, though they have been hospitalized and were not actually hit by bullets.

 

First, "was came to light"?  Really? OK, it's a Russian site. But, if two people suffered minor injuries during the shooting, what were they hospitalized for, scrapes and bruises from jumping into the bushes?

WTF?

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:02 | 5852726 bugs_
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Those responsible for the sacking have been sacked.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:10 | 5852748 BustainMovealota
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Demoted?  He wasn't fired, as he should be?

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:12 | 5852757 Deathstar
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Take back that prize!

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:27 | 5852799 OZZIDOWNUNDER
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EXACTLY !    Take it Back

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:32 | 5852810 the grateful un...
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i think it would really cool if they impeached obama. but i think the GOP are happy to make a disgrace out of his legacy and help their party to win the next election. biden is never going to be a consideration, so obama cant defer to any legacy aspect. and obama is a racist, who doesnt like white people, especially white men, so unless the party runs a woman or a black, obama could give a shit about the party. if the GOP cant win this one theres no hope for them (and personally i dont see anyone on their side with half an idea in their head) pulling back the prize is just the beginning. maybe he can get to the end by beating up the police deparment of ferguson (late breaking news) i think most of america sees him for what he is.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 01:13 | 5852898 Anunnaki
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Who said the famous quote never Interrupt your enemywhen he is fucking up

People are going to think 2 things Fall 2016

1. I hate this fucking asshole faggot with a red hot passion
2. Jesus H Christ i can't wait to see the last of that prissy psychopath. Sick of the sight and sound of that swarthy blowhard

And to rally the troops we get Clinton skidmarks. Dems are doomed

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:37 | 5852824 q99x2
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Send him to one of Obama's torture chambers bitchez.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 00:57 | 5852861 AwkwardReader
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I'll give it to obozo, he stands up to the Zionist clowns. That intrigues me.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 01:16 | 5852904 amadeus39
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Intrigues? It's simple. He doesn't like Zionists. He doesn't like Christians. He doesn't like Americans. He's a globalist who loves muslims.

 

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 03:44 | 5853049 U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D
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RUFKM?  He's a puppet, his "likes" are not any sort of relevant or even salient reality.  

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 01:34 | 5852925 zebrasquid
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Niggas always hatin' on the Jews....

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 02:05 | 5852958 AwkwardReader
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Wow,lot's of Zionist fags posting. Go fuck yourselves you boot licking Queers.  

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 03:43 | 5853048 U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D
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What?  No he doesn't.  Israel has conducted more war/massacres under Obama than under Bush and even under Bush there was a yellow-light for their actions, not a full on green light for moar massacre.  

The intrigue here is that the "obama stands up to Zionists" line is fully created by the Zios themselves to pressure the president into continuing to give them money and arms and support.  I live in Israel - the nonsense about Obama is ridiculous.  GWB said that settlements must end - Obama or Hillary won't even go that far and people say the prez "stands up to Zionists".  Laughable man.  

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 01:08 | 5852876 onmail
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The European Morality

In past, in British colonies , the colonists hanged people till death on trees for small crimes, to terrorize the locals, but when a British (or European) killed a native , they awarded him with a fine of only 100 silver coins.

With this ig-Noble Prize , Europeans have exposed themselves that :

1. They are only Puppets of America

2. They are only poodles of America

3. They are only pirate hands on the galley of pirate ship called America

4. They are only the parrots on the sholders of the pirate chieftain America

5. Their moralities are all fake

6. They are only wolves in disguise of sheep 

7. They are only interested in loot of other poor nations as before with the help of American puppet organisations i.e. IMF, WB, ICC, UN

8. They are actually aiding the next world war 

9. They have adapted the unholy American moralities such as homosexuality which will only break the family system and only lead to unholy alliances leading to fall of humanity to disgrace , and Obamma is actively promoting it being one. 

10. They will then promote drug abuse as legal since America (led by Obamma) is making it legal , this will further take humanity to downfall , imagine people of all sexes offering thir bodies , on street , only to buy a drug dose, getting AIDS, VD , with bodies & brains destroyed , become zombies/criminals.

This is what these Europeans have given the ig-Nobel Prize for, to weed smoking hommObamma,

to set an example :

 'Humanity Your Days Are Numbered' ;

, Go To Hell, the Lava pool below your feet.

You missed your chance

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 01:07 | 5852878 windcatcher
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Barak Hussein Obama, (pain in the ass) Colin Powell, Cuntdoleezza Rice and raciest Erick Holder could have made black people proud; they could have made Americans proud. Alas, in the end, they were all just the white man’s nigger and a disgrace to us all.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 01:11 | 5852888 phoenixdark
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Since it took 6 years to fire him. I suspect he's out for another reason.  I lost all faith in nobel when al gore won it.  Barry's winning was just icing on the same shite cake.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 01:31 | 5852923 zebrasquid
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I'm surprised they haven't already awarded it to The Hillary Doughgirl..

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 01:38 | 5852929 zebrasquid
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..

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 02:08 | 5852960 DontFollowMyAdv...
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i guess someone finally showed them the "NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER BOMBS SYRIA" headline...

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 02:38 | 5852989 Free_Spirit
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Not to mention his vociferous support for the bombing of civilian residential areas of Eastern ukraine by the puppet leaders of a violent US orchestrated coup, where guess what - more civilians weere killed.   

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 03:23 | 5853032 Oppressed In Ca...
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Does anybody believe that the Nobel Peace Prize will ever have any meaning from now on? It has literally become a booby prize.

 F*CK those socialist scumbag Norwegians.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 03:40 | 5853047 Q-Q-Q
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I used to respect Nobel prize, not any more. A US president as a winner regardless, what an absolute joke.

Even worse than FHM choosing Tony Blair as man of the year.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 03:48 | 5853052 Jano
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Somebody with such a name , Kaci Kullmann, can't be better.
They have to forget the whole prize and the whole committee.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 03:51 | 5853054 Panic Mode
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Moar like Noble war price. Noble my arse, prestigous my arse, contribution my arse.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 06:28 | 5853182 Monty Burns
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Yes, you can judge by some of the previous winners: Kissinger, Menachim Begin, Yasser Arafat etc.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 00:12 | 5853085 RichardParker
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Why don't dem Nobel Peace Prize committee membahs elect a brothah to be chairman?  RACIST mofos...

 

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 05:01 | 5853108 escapeefromOZ
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  Since we  at ZH are discussing this subject of fake Nobel prizes . How about the high percentage of iooooos ( sic ) that receive it ? 

It's about time to conclude that the NOBEL prizes are awarded for political reason not for actual merit in science or human efforts . 

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 05:12 | 5853118 adonisdemilo
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Be much better if they awarded Tony Bliar a nail gun.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 06:34 | 5853192 Monty Burns
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Bastard should spend the rest of his life in solitary.  In fact all the Neocons should.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 07:17 | 5853233 Atomizer
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Still grasping why Israel used their dual citizenship to vote for Obama twice?

Israel Democrats voted Obama =2x term. What bargaining term did you elect him for a favor? That's why we will just kill you. You operate outside the rule of law, for american's to give you foreign aid. Your country is the size of NJ USA. We give you aid every year. You are becoming a leech to the US. Show us the return on investment. In the hands of Americans, not your fucking cooked book government ledger. How has our isreali aid landed back into the hands of US taxpayers? We are talking about money, not your fairy tales of a new terrorist attack.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 06:28 | 5853183 saltoafronteira
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It is always the same thing. When shit rains, it is always the little people that suffers. Instead of demanding the prize back, they fire the poor useful idiot who was ordered to give it.

Wed, 03/04/2015 - 08:35 | 5853341 d edwards
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kaci kullmann five sounds like the name of a jazz quintet.

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