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LaGuardia Airport Closed After Delta Airplane Skids Off The Runway

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Update: the airport is now closed:

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No details as yet but ABC7 reports a Delta flight has skidded off a runway upon landing at New York's Laguardia airport...

 

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Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:28 | 5857711 Itchy and Scratchy
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Skid marks??? Been there done that!

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:33 | 5857742 Dr. Engali
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Yep, me too. Got some in my underwear right now. 

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:45 | 5857779 Headbanger
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Is that an old MD-80!?

I was close.. An MD-88

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Plane-Off-Runway-LaGuardia-Airport-...

Didn't know they were still in service in the US

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:54 | 5857836 Consuelo
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The most obnoxiously noisy commercial passenger plane ever built...   Fuckin' things will rattle your teeth when they take off.   They have diffusers for those Pratt & Whitney noise bomb engines, but few airports require retrofitting the old warhorses with them. 

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:05 | 5857874 Headbanger
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Nope...   Le Concorde.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:17 | 5857921 NoDebt
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Remember, guys, always turn INTO the skid.  But don't over-correct.

I did the same thing once in an old Pontiac Catalina.  But I only had about 150 on board because that car was slightly smaller than an MD-80.

 

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:22 | 5857940 lordylord
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NO, turn away from the skid...bail out!!!

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:29 | 5857959 Headbanger
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WRONG!

Push harder into the skid to turn at least a 1080 then continue on course.

Hitting Hillarys on brooms optional but encouraged.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:43 | 5858016 COSMOS
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Wow, only 300 gallons of fuel left, they were really cutting it close lol.  Well at least from those pics looks like the plane made it through the GATE hahah

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 14:14 | 5858160 bania
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Ho Lee Fuk!

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:41 | 5858505 FrankDieter
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Ho Lee Shit

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:54 | 5858547 mkkby
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Ruh roh.  Looks like Delta is using Korean pilots. They work for minimum wage, but the wear and tear on the equipment will eat you alive.

Fri, 03/06/2015 - 05:14 | 5860516 vegan
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You think American pilots are paid more than minimum wage?

Pilots on Food Stamps - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKQJx3L_CDQ

The Great Airline Pilot Shortage Myth -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kN4XyVTW4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdfCQiMq0xw

 

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:29 | 5858457 Katastrofenhausse
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Not necessicarily, the MD-80 series can have up to 5 fuel tanks (2 wing tanks, one center tank and two optional auxillary tanks) this accident would have opened one wing tank at least but that doesn't mean there was only 300 gal left on the plane.

http://www.boeing.com/assets/pdf/commercial/airports/acaps/md80.pdf see page 73 of the PDF for fuel tank specifications

 

If there was only 300 gal total fuel left on the plane that would be close to declaring a fuel emegrency because the pilot couldn't afford to be in a holding pattern or miss a landing attempt.

http://www.faa.gov/air_traffic/publications/media/atb2012-1.pdf

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:29 | 5857960 e_goldstein
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How long have you been bringing "dreamers" into the US?

 

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:08 | 5857884 chunga
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Slightly off topic public service announcement about Allegiant Airlines.

If you are considering flying Allegiant don't do it. It's the equivalent of hitch-hiking by plane. So far I've experiened just about everything except a flight being close to on time and a fiery crash.

I swore the last time I would never do it again. We sat on the runway for hours with no AC, then got towed back where we got off the plane and watched the machanic work on the plane from a ladder on top of a step van. Hours later we got back on the plane and the pilot said these planes were great even as the engine sounded like a pair of wet sneakers in a clothes dryer.

We got off the plane again and waited hours for another plane.

Mrs. chunga would be in FL relaxing but no, Allegiant flight was delayed 7 hours so we gave up. This was a few days ago with no weather problems. Allegiant Airline also charges a seperate "seat fee" suggesting that it's somehow possible for passemgers to stand. Now we've got another ice-storm waiting for power to go out again, last time was for almost a week and it's my fault.

Fuck you Allegiant. Fuck you.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:24 | 5857947 Thirst Mutilator
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Yeah but...

 

Howz the stawk doing?

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 14:07 | 5858125 chunga
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LOL! looks like ALGT is doing great. I should tell my tales over on their yahoo msg board.

This is what we get for moving to the middle of nowhere to hide out from the ever-pending financial apocolypse. ALGT does half-ass flights where nobody wants to go!

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 14:41 | 5858263 Arnold
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Pony up more money, and fly a real airline.

You'll be treated the same way but less often.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:55 | 5857840 PartysOver
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Looks like some Atlanta Fed Official had to go to NY for some splain'n about the report from the other day.  Looks like his punishment failed.  They all survived.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 14:23 | 5858202 Dave Thomas
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But a Zamboni was seen speeding away from the scene trailing empty Wild Irish Rose bottles.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 14:12 | 5858146 q99x2
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Are you people crazy. This is serious. I saw this last week in the future.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:28 | 5858453 Flagit
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Q: What has 130 skid marks and an unemployed pilot?

A:

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:35 | 5857752 pods
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Hope everyone is alright.

Pictures make me want to shoot myself.

I can't imagine how NY'ers are handling this year's 6 months of hell.  Long Liver Transplants.

pods

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:54 | 5857824 Thirst Mutilator
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If you live in an apartment on the 99th floor of your block...

 

I'm guessing you're doing OK.

 

"I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up like a Union Jack
And says, I've won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
The telephone is ringing
I say, "Hi, it's me. Who is it there on the line?"
A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you?"
Well, I guess I'm doin' fine
He says, "It's three a.m., there's too much noise
Don't you people ever wanna go to bed?
Just 'cause you feel so good, do you have
To drive me out of my head?"

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:02 | 5857869 ParkAveFlasher
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It's not that bad.  It's only enough to highlight general idiocy.  Just shoveled, it's wet and heavy and will freeze thick tonight.  See the slush on the camera glass above?  Look

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:14 | 5857915 armageddon addahere
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Stewardess: You will have to evacuate.

Passenger: I already did!

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:27 | 5857713 HonkyShogun
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Putin did it.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:33 | 5857741 grunk
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Don't be silly.

It was either ISIS or a Tea Partier.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:41 | 5857773 A Nanny Moose
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KJU and his merry band of Norkies. More sanctions from 0 are forthcoming.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:44 | 5857789 Emergency Ward
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You're all wrong.  It was obviously Assad, with help from Iran and Venezuela.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:47 | 5857803 Headbanger
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Nahhh...  Definitely Hillary crossing the runway on her broom!

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:05 | 5857876 ParkAveFlasher
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In all seriousness, that one's plausible.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:46 | 5858027 COSMOS
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-69n8CW8AEdMn-.jpg

Putin most likely shot it down given this evidence...

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 14:44 | 5858274 Arnold
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Were there any Black Panthers within a 50 mile radius?

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:33 | 5857976 Element
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What the hell!? It's clearly caused by global warming.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:54 | 5858548 still kicking
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No way it was Hillary, there is no way to swerve hard enough to miss that giant ass.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:41 | 5857775 HonkyShogun
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Maybe a shirtless Putin riding piggyback on an ISIS soldier?

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:41 | 5857777 El Gringo
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Maybe, but my hunch is that it was a White male right wing extremist who shot it with one of those incredibly powerful assault weapons.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:57 | 5857806 grunk
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... who turns out to be a militant left-wing lesbian environazi atheist.

She was throwing flaming Bibles at landing aircraft.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 19:45 | 5859338 JuliaS
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We're sorry. All of our snowplow operators are currently busy, performing classified missions for The CIA. Please stay on the line.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:27 | 5857716 observer007
Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:32 | 5857718 Tinky
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See? There are white terrorists, and lots of them, gently falling all over the place. But because they're white, the MSM is sure to use some other euphemism, like "weather".

 

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:37 | 5857761 waterwitch
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Remember the radical terrorist group called "The Weathermen"?

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:42 | 5857782 Emergency Ward
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They were all rich white persons, weren't they?  They all work for the federal government now.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:42 | 5857785 El Gringo
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Obama's mentor does.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:51 | 5857820 Tinky
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Ah, yes, but if I recall correctly, it morphed into "Weather Underground", which of course sounded much more sinister.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:56 | 5857846 Rix Dahlder
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Affiliated to The Weather Girls? They already predicted it: http://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 16:02 | 5858576 FrankDieter
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Sum Ting Wong

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:44 | 5857784 Dr. Engali
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I can see how the MSM can get the two confused, they do both start with a "W". 

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:28 | 5857719 Haus-Targaryen
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Stimulus! 

Just think about all those jobs people are going to have to take rip that airplane apart, then all the jobs necessary to build a new one, mine the materials for a new one, paint it, test it, the gas that goes into the test flights have to come from somewhere.  

OH THAT BABY JESUS WE ARE ALL SAVED!

- P. Krugman.  

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 14:55 | 5858314 Arnold
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"This one is beat up a bit"

-------Joseph Wambaugh The Choir Boys (I think)

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:28 | 5857722 TideFighter
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"Ready when you are..."

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:31 | 5857725 Dr. Engali
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You mean ice and snow is slippery? GTFO!

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:39 | 5857766 mattgallis
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Lies, this is special Obama folk-enhanced snow.  

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:42 | 5857783 A Nanny Moose
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Almost as slippery as our slope.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:47 | 5857805 Dr. Engali
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We're long past the slippery slope. We are headed on a full out plummet. 

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:29 | 5857727 TruthBeforeAll
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Long on paperwork.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:37 | 5857762 youngman
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I thought the mayor outlawed sledding...its to dangerous

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:43 | 5857788 knukles
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The mayor.  Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhh  .......

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:43 | 5857787 Miss Expectations
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BREAKING: Delta flight with broken wing and leaking fuel catches fire as it skids off runway and plows through fence during blizzard conditions at La Guardia Airport

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2981393/Delta-flight-broken-wing-leaking-fuel-catches-fire-skids-runway-plows-fence-blizzard-conditions-La-Guardia-Airport.html#ixzz3TWwleRRH 
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Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:46 | 5857801 thamnosma
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Apparently Mohammed Atta still can't land a plane.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:46 | 5857802 Stoploss
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Now it's a crash.

Can't charge the insurance company for "skidding," it would imply a human, (probly a white one) caused the "crash".

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:49 | 5857815 chirobliss
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... and that was enough to flush 20+ points off the NQ's

Scared trading methinks!

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:51 | 5857819 22winmag
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Made in China landing gear no doubt.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:52 | 5858051 ParkAveFlasher
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I'm going to say Chinese-made tires may in fact bear some blame.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:54 | 5857838 grunk
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Obama just issued an Executive Order banning all travel.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:08 | 5858352 TalkToLind
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Shit, that means Obama Airways is right around the corner.  But first a proper "ticket exchange" website must be built from scratch. Passengers will only be allowed to puchase tickets after they've arrived at their destnation; meanwhile everyone's taxes will go up.  

If you like your air travel you can keep your air travel.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:23 | 5858435 Arnold
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Between the FAA and HLS your idea is 2/3 the way to completion.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:55 | 5857841 buzzsaw99
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any landing you can walk away from is a good landing

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:05 | 5857873 Anglo Hondo
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No, sorry.  The quote is "Any landing where you can re-use the equipment is a good landing".

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:08 | 5857885 buzzsaw99
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krugman strongly disagrees

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 12:57 | 5857851 OMG
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Delta

D= Don't

E= Even

L= Leave

A= Airport

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:07 | 5857883 spieslikeus
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The......fify

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:09 | 5857894 Frank N. Beans
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Long runways.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:44 | 5858519 TalkToLind
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LOL.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:15 | 5857917 Mr. Bones
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BULLISH

Someone needs to be hired to clean up the environmental spill, someone needs to be employed to pull the plane out of the ditch and probably wreck it, all of the business types will need to buy internet to do their work, some of them will inevitably stay at hotels and eat food... were any windows on the plane busted?  Then we need an army of busybodies to make sure that everyone did all of that properly.

 

We'll turn those bad employment numbers around in no time!

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:09 | 5858371 Arnold
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Haus-Targaryen


Vote up!

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Stimulus! 

Just think about all those jobs people are going to have to take rip that airplane apart, then all the jobs necessary to build a new one, mine the materials for a new one, paint it, test it, the gas that goes into the test flights have to come from somewhere.  

OH THAT BABY JESUS WE ARE ALL SAVED!

- P. Krugman.  

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Are you guys twins?

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:16 | 5857925 _ConanTheLibert...
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Joyriding fail

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:19 | 5857931 malek
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I believe they simply did successfully evade the snow plow crossing their path.

The pilot is a hero!

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:22 | 5857941 adr
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I refuse to fly on an MD-88. Worst for turbulence, loud and uncomfortable.

US airlines are a joke. It sounds funny but China Southern is ten times the airline Delta is.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:35 | 5857980 Katastrofenhausse
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Not to mention the single point of failure issue on the jackscrews in the tail, most other commercial passenger aircraft have redundant hydraulic controls. If one system fails there's a backup, no so on the MD-80 design. I'm not an airline mechanic but based on many shitty flight experiences on MD-80/88/90 and the jackscrew issue I won't fly on them

http://www.airliners.net/aviation-forums/tech_ops/read.main/319271

 

In general I also try to avoid 15+ year old airframes with tons of hours on them

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 18:43 | 5859152 Abbie Normal
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Hope they fixed that when Boeing took over and renamed it the 717.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:57 | 5858558 FrankDieter
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Ho Lee Fook

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:31 | 5857965 SillyWabbits
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No bankers were injured in this demonstration of, when things crash!

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 13:53 | 5858053 Sanity Bear
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NY Giants TE Larry Donnell was on that plane.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 14:14 | 5858156 Bunghole
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and why should I care about some overpaid mouth breather.

Yes, I junked you.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 14:53 | 5858311 NotApplicable
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Funny, I would've guessed you as a fan of tight ends.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:01 | 5858340 Sanity Bear
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by now he's definitely a wide receiver

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 14:03 | 5858100 Son of Loki
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Everything will be fine. Just buy moar stawks. Forget about the plane. Plus, LaG is one of the worst airports in the world. If you called it a 'shit hole' I would not disagree.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 14:21 | 5858193 Drop out
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We drifted some planes.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 14:53 | 5858309 TalkToLind
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Someone should bring those passengers some cookies.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 14:58 | 5858333 Katastrofenhausse
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If this info I found is correct, this plane was kinda old for a commercial aircraft with a major carrier, maybe not by official standards such as they are today but I'd be reluctant to knowingly fly on a plane as old as this one.

 

The plane had tail number N909DL which has been flying for almost 28 years (first flight 02 July 1987) http://www.airfleets.net/ficheapp/plane-md80-49540.htm

I realize that it's not the absolute age of the plane but the total flight hours that matter but I can't find any figures on how many hours were logged on N909DL. Most airlines tend to fly the heck out of planes and 27.7 years is quite a bit of flying (unless this plane was put in storage for a while which could raise other issues)

 

Pane tail number was found at this link - http://worldairlinenews.com/2015/03/05/breaking-news-delta-air-lines-md-...

 

 

 

 

link to list of MD-88 accidents (not official but useful)

http://aviation-safety.net/wikibase/dblist.php?AcType=MD88

 

 

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:10 | 5858377 BlueHen1990
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"Is that Antarctica or Laguardi Airport?"

Are you kidding me? Its called freakin winter! Why are people so in awe of the idea of "snow" and "cold" in these last couple of winters? When do we become such a bunch of damn pussies!?

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:29 | 5858456 FrankDieter
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Some folks slipped for a bit and banged their heads HARD

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 15:54 | 5858545 TalkToLind
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Y'all be goin' on vacation?  See the thing is, if you about to be up out this biatch, check it:  peep Delta. We be flyin' all over this bitch.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 16:04 | 5858588 FrankDieter
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Some folks  slipped on their asses.

Thu, 03/05/2015 - 16:10 | 5858612 FrankDieter
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Ho Lee Fuck

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