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So much for that wall of worry...
Peak Bull?
As Bears are now extinct...
Source: @Not_Jim_Cramer
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buy stawks and don't worry....granny's got your back
I just want mine picked.
my back, not my granny
Just like 2000...
[but without the sock puppets...]
you think so? Dj this track at your local diskotek and tell me the girls aren't jumpin' all over you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY6WTuvyF7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MYF6ik9l8
bullish sock puppets!
No, now they say take out a loan to buy stocks. Like I don't have a vehicle to pimp out or something.
We've been dry humping this bitch for long enough, time to cum for fucksake!!!
double top break-out
Please tell me we've reached euphoria.
ok.
we've reached euphoria.
(is that anywhere near Cleveland...?)
Goshen
You forgot the word 'shit' in your headline Tyler.
Once everyone is no longer a bear the market will tank like no tomorrow....
Yeah, but sentiment is still in the process of turning, I think. Starting to see dribbles of "dumb money" (which I class myself within.) Stocks have further to go yet.
The blood all over the bear's face is a nice touch.
no blood but color of joy what is coming next....
ps. not a jim cramer = priceless
so stupid there is no chart for this
that is way they (bankers)jump from windows because they don't see it so steep or vertical
must be professional sickness
Old bankers never suicide - they just beleive a hockey stick to riches lies outside every window
The word "bear" was once used to describe those who thought the market would fall.
very good point. When negative news is bought by an investor on presumptions of moar QE, is that a bear or a bull?
bulltarded
I'm just a shit bum sitting at a computer and I'm worried. WTF does that tell us?
nothing...
Here is a little "Bull" for you. Anyone notice how RIG got monkey hammered on the last trade of the day? Second to the last trade of the day $16.50. Last trade of the day $16.00
The company I work for is in commercial/trade finance and my boss was scheduled to go to China to visit current client and prospective clients. However, he had to cancel the trip due our clients advising us that the business climate in China is very bleak. This does not bode well for the US economy. It only means that the deman for goods by US consumers has gone to shit.
So I say fuck the bulls and the Yellen horse they are riding on.
They generally don't get that message. But now that the chinese people have relized that polution leads to birth defects, and since you can only have one child, that enough is enough, no more polution, but that means much less economic actitivity to create, so be it, get out in front of the Fed.
you really think the Chinese govt cares about pollution? bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaarg
considering China makes bullshit, why bother? the US is the cleanest dirty shirt is all at this point...what difference does it make.
until the US starts producing more goods again, it will never come back...China (except it's platic toys and iphones), Russia, the EU, etc don't produce shit either.
The significance of this is that US firms are not placing orders with their manufactures in China, because they themselves do not have purchase orders from their customers (i.e. no demand). Although a lot of bullshit product do come out of China, they can also produce good quality goods, specifically apparel.
we could do it better if it were not for nafta and gatt...damn we have all the cotton...and USED to have the knowhow...
Completely agree with you, all the outsourcing has left us without the machinery needed to produce such goods, a lot of the designers we work with would love to have their merchandize be made in the states, but can’t because small US manufacturers do not have the machinery nor the knowhow.
Pointless regulations are also a huge culprit. However, these are just 2 variables amongst many that have and will continue to contribute to the down fall of the US middle class. There is no 1 solution, we need a strong leader who can make hard choices and address each component of our downfall. But the probability of the US voters electing a strong leader is less than you winning the lottery while being hit by a lighting.
Gambit
...and being eaten by a shark all at the same time - yes you are CORRECT SIR!
sad isn't it?
The only news out of China better be that the new iPad will be released on time or I will have an iShit fit and drive my iCar I bought via iPay into an iWatch kiosk while jamin to some newly bought iTunes.
iAye m8!
May also want to consider the 'field' you are in---Finance. This segment of the economy is sure to continue to decline since it fundamentally acts as a parasite on the real economy.
Damnit. I'm getting myself an 84 month auto loan and dumping my free cash flow into EQUTEEEEZZZZ!!!
"what difference, at this point , does it make" ?
MOAR BULLISH!!!
Moar bullshit bitchez !
Pile it high and deep !
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIE
consider the source, what? did he give them SAT's to take to measure their intelligence? what is this load of horse manure in these charts...
To Wall St and the FIRE* industry, it matters little if it's a Bull or Bear market.
The key is that there is ACTIVITY, since its players and owners get paid commissions and fees, based on stuff being bought and sold.
The whole fiat currency Ponzi collapses if the VOM were to slow down too much.
* Finance, Insurance, Real Estate
Sounds to me like y'all a couple of bookies. ~Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn
Ok so this means buy, buy, buy ... right?
That is youer advice but what does FukJimCramer have to say?
The graph's BS, it's trying to assert that from 18th Sept 2008 to March 6th 2009 the number of Bears peaked at 42% (55% spike).
Yeah ... ... whatever.
Just the Fed giving that bull more of the 'ol reach around. Yellen has her hands full....
Anything after 2008 in those graphs will be suspect from HFT, QE and mark to market effects alone, so rendered meaningless.
Anything before that is great moderation with serial dropping rates and repeated tech and housing bubbles, with derivatives up the wazoo, and Bernanke (already) talking about printing technologies.
It is until it isn't, it isn't until it is...bet on it!
January 31, 2014? Huh?
Listen fucktwits....China makes all your shoes..... I am talking about work shoes that you can wear outside..... When the shtf you will want good quality hiking shoes or boots.... You will not be able to find them. And if you are walking a lot your feet will hurt and you will not be able to walk far... So go get some good quality boots. Now break them in get some for your site and kids. I know you probably can't conceive of the day when a $ won't buy shit. But it is coming. You need footwear. Goretex hikers waterproof comfortable shoes. Merrill asolo hi tek. Hanwag are the best
PEAK BULLSHIT!!!!!