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What difference does it make?
It doesn't anymore
If a person wants to know how the morally debase Clintons' operate, take a moment and visit the site www.Arkancide.com .
'Arkancide is the unfortunate habit of potential witnesses to the Clintons' dirty dealings in Arkansas suddenly deciding to shoot themselves twice in the back of the head.'
you WILL follow up with the Jebster cartoon, Tyler?
Slick & Slime... there's not a more disgusting pair!
The Vince Foster memorial candidate.
How many decent lives have they ruined?
THIS IS RACIST!
The new mantra will be "this is misogynistic"
That's a very fine cartoon...!
Here's another very fine cartoon of Netanyahu visiting Congress recently:
http://mondoweiss.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/theemporersnukeclothes.jpg
The personal mail server is a red haring to distract from the $BILLIONS$ that Clinton Global Initiative (CGI) stole from Haiti funds both directly and in building their luxury resort hotels in Haiti. This includes MASSIVE contributions from all sorts of politically unsavory countries the world around.
Bill Clinton, Hillary Rodhan and Chelsea Hubbel are all on the hook for this megatheft and they will do anything to obfuscate. This is the first salvo.
Just look at how the story was broken for the tell: The New York Times (CIA) broke the story that was actually broken earlier in 2013 when Guccifer hacked Sid Blumenthal's AOL account. The story has evolved into how Clinton did the right thing with her personal account and has fully cooperated with all investigations. NONE of the current reports harken back to the Guccifer revelations because doing so would bring up Haiti AND Benghazi. Thats a no go because this faux scandal is to distract from those events specifically.
I dont think she did anything wrong with her own mail server and applaud her for the initiative. This is actually a good thing, more people should do it. The problem is with the distraction and she has reach far and wide because this is a dandy. LOOK OVER THERE!
Here is ex pres GW Bush stumping for Billery on Haiti: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q-buYf_BLo
if identity politics requires a woman, why not elizabeth warren?
because shes a fucking hypocritical douchebag mainly
Fauxcahontas is a shoe in for 2016. But it will be an ill fated single term that swings the tide back to the repubs, if the union can weather POTUS 45.
The email distraction covers this http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/foreign-governments-gave-millions...
the clintons are straight up garbage.
I'm the slime. F. Zappa.
I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed
I am the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin' out
From your TV set
You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't got for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold
That's right, folks..
Don't touch that dial
Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin'room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go
gone too soon^ great american.
Nope. The bloody bitch will be in jail. Soon. If she had half a brain, she would go into exile now.
Grimaldus
Please. Do you read the news? Do you follow what punishment elites receive. John Corzine. (Drops Mic)
Oh really. Elizabeth Warren serves the country better from the Senate, where Wall Street assholes like you fear her. It is not clear whether Warren as president would hurt Wall Street crooks more than having her in the Senate. But what IS clear is that there is not a more patriotic person in the country than Elizabeth Warren. Hypocritical douchebag you say?
"I dont think she did anything wrong with her own mail server ..."
She violated the Federal Records Act.
I think that means that she did something wrong.
red hairing. Whether she violated it or not, and I could argue she did not, its not material. This is limited hangout and you fell for it.
Mr. Liberal, you really don't know why you say and offer such stupid comments/links. Whatever the facts are - damn the facts right!. You just follow your master. Try thinking for yourself - one day you will get it. AND maybe not... try Mark Levin 6PM EST listen here http://www.925foxnews.com/ or marklevinshow.com
BTW - I was You 6 years ago - I woke up to the truth. I thank God every day. And I'm Hispanic born in Colombia. Wait till 2nd generation Hispanics
come of age. Dems think they are all welfare loving - wrong, the 2nd GEN WILL BE CONSERTAVIVE. Liberalism does not work with smart Latinos - they know it's stupid. Peace...
Libs rely on the language barrier of recent immigrants to thoroughly propagandize them while telling americans the exact opposite of what they just promised in spanish.
I'm curious to see how the dual language second gen reacts this.
I hope you're correct about 2nd generation Hispanics, but I have to wonder. Is it just those who migrated to the US? Look at all the socialist/fascist/communist governments spread throughout Latin America. Why don't those countries manage to transform themselves into free market economies? Or is it that generations after the second one slide back into socialist etc. tendencies? Clearly the US is suffering from the same pattern, as each succeeding generation slides further down the slope into degeneracy, economic and otherwise.
Your hotlink doesn't work but this one should.
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1425443278331.jpg
That link doesn't work. Try this one.
http://mondoweiss.net/2015/02/emperors-nuke-clothes
This slug will likely be the next POTUS, regardless of the facts or the truth about her nature... What a sad state of affairs...
What happens if you pour salt on her "tale?"
CI, Nice thought, the only better one I can think of, is that bitch's head in a basket...
French head choppy thingy.
Bingo!
Nothing says Clinton like sleaze and slime.
keep voting bitches......
I voted with my feet. I left the states 8 years ago.
One of the best moves I ever made.
Probably very few (if talking about suicides only). Most of those people were removed because they were complicit and also a liability. The 500k Iraqi kids don't count.
Welcome your new President -or- Presidentist, whatever.
Hey, let's not foret Mark Obama Ndesandjo, He's now part of the Monarchy.
I'm still laughing at "Aunty Christ", the best ZH comment ever...
Jeb Bush will be a Bedbug riding the other coat tail of George Senior next to George Bush II.
The inseam of the tuxedo says "CIA Issue Garment".
Deacon Frost
Holy shit!!! We done murdered a bunch. Need to rewrite that joke that was on ZH about a week ago.
Thank you, JerseyJoe
She cannot shake her past negative reputation.
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-J01Rxjrmros/U6HjXiWIzBI/AAAAAAAAA0c/w27kxuF-q... Should you pass this on? My recommendation is that you Do it now.....or you can wait until she is the PRESIDENT!!
So much! Wouldn't you rather have another Bush! The US is slowly turning into a monarchical system and the Founding Fathers are rolling over in their grave. George P. vs. Chelsea C. in 2028
Bush won't get elected either. He won't even get the nomination
Totally think you are wrong there. He is already outraising the rest of the field combined $10 to $1. Money is all that matters (and the right bankers backing) and he'll have both. Ever notice how nice the media is about Jeb? That's because they know as a Bush he will play ball
Since when did our choices get limited to charlatans, liars, thieves, and idiots, F'ing hell even Jimmy Carter had a nuclear sciences degree. The Village Idiot (Bush II) then the community organizer (Obomba) I mean let's just have Kim Kardashian put her hand on the Bible and get it over with
We aren't far away from that my friend. Not far at all
Kim Kardashian doesn't know were all of the bodies are buried, which is why anyone elected to high office must come from the incestuous pool of insiders.....
Ya, but she's the biggest ass of any of em.
lol. Comon Core/ Jeb Bush?
I don't take a Culo lightly.
thats right.......hillary bush and jeb clinton have been pre-selected by the bunch down at the bilderburger bar.....
Well, we know that Hillbillary's already met with 'em numerous times, including that several day respite where she and Bammie disappeared for a day or two when the Bilderbugs were in Chantilly VA (was it). Question is, has the Jebster met with 'em, yet?
Y'all realize ain't nobody anywhere in serious power not been vetted by them and theirs, dontcha?
And only 10 years ago people like me were told they didn't even exist.
Hah!
Hey knuks: My best to your family.
Don't tazer me Bro ;-D
Ohh'yahh Jed <younger brother> Bush. Florida is the bastian of diversity.
i'd bet that jeb was a bildaburger by default
"has the Jebster met with 'em, yet?"
sheeit...He's ON the vetting committee
The frog has, I think, been boiled.
"let's just have Kim Kardashian put her hand on the Bible and get it over with"
Have you already forgotten the Sarah Palin Family Saga foisted on American voters?
Palin was an outsider who scared the crap out of them... She actually locked a bunch of them up from both parties after due process. And she saved AK's budget - getting rid of da Gubernors jet and his chef...in the process. Name any other pol with creds like that.
Progressives are coming out of the woodwork to support Jeb. They know he will lose and another criminal will be installed as a result.
It is wasted money however. Jeb Bush will be booed off the stage wherever he goes. Folks are really tired of thieving progressive murderers infesting the FEDGOV.
Not a snowball's chance in hell the progressive assclown Jeb gets the nomination.
Grimaldus
If "The Representatives of the US MIC" continue on their "Poke the Bear" path o Global ruination, I'd not be betting on their being a "USA" in 2028, certainly not as we currently know it.
The chances of there being no civilisation left (as we know it) are rising day by day - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock . Seems things are as bad as they were at the height of Cold War tensions under Ronnie Raygun and Margaret Thatcher . . . .
I'd argue things are worse than the cold war. At least during the cold war there was essentially a balance of power in the sense that both sides weren't willing to pull the trigger unless the other side did (i.e. MAD - mutually assured destruction) and both sides actually agreed to this as a strategy, it was deliberate and thoughtful, crazy though it may seem.
The issue now is that there are clearly factions within the US (neocons and some of the left aligned heavily with TPTB, e.g. Feinstein and company) that are completely power-insane who appear to be comfortabe with the risk, and then there's the downright bonkers (extreme neocon religious right) that actually believe WW3 gets people closer to heaven, which is just as fucked up as the jihadis are. They collectively seem so freaked out about power and control they're willing to destroy the ball so no one gets to play with it.
My hope is if the world goes all glowy that the other side comprehends that it's the political class that's out of control and not the population and is more selective in targetting than I suspect "our" side will be. Doubt it, but it's the only hope we really have, since our own government seems to be out of control and a completely lost cause; I'd hope that we'd have some stand-up guys in the military to help mitigate things, but from what I've heard there's been an ongoing effort for years to get rid of those very commanders.
My thoughts too.
Hopefully the.Russians read ZH too and realize we hate these treacherous fucks probably more than they.
Just wait till Homeland Security starts purchasing nukes - all for the security of the US citizens.
Does not make much difference. I wish I could bet on the outcome of US elections, cause hillary got this locked up. vincevoster.intrade.mt.everest.com
I logged in just so I could say:
I GIVE UP OK? Happy Now? You got my last $5 and are about to rob my retirement, And yes yes yes I swear I know it is all my own fault.
"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman." Fred Sanford
Dear America, your current leaders fail you!!
how embarrasing
There couldn't be a more apt caricature of this horrid political money-power slut. She has no soul and will NOT be elected. Thank Christ.
"...NOT be elected..."
This is obviously a faith in the American people that I have since lost some time back. Want to expand on that thought?
Exactly. The womyn are hungry for theirs finally. If a Republican had a sex change he/she would have a better chance against her
Does this mean that Bruce Jenner is running?
Hey!!! I can see it. Pretty face. Olympic medalist. Name recognition. Friend of the Kardashians (Hillary must be soooooooo jealous). Neurotic. Empty head. Perfectly qualified.
The "not be elected" statement comes from a faith in a (hopefully awakening) God. If she IS elected... in my opinion, this world is toast and all is lost.
They said the same about Obama. Ultimately, it's the same people writing the script. Hell, she was probably in charge 80% of the time in the 90s while Bill procured women. If this country/the world falls it won't be because of her - but she would make a nice scapegoat
Obama is a puppet - held in check by the myriad of peccadillos (homosexual and otherwise) in his closet. Not to say that Hillary isn't just as vulnerable in this respect... But, this creature has an inhuman lust for power that one can see in her snake eyes. This unquenchable thirst would drive her to do anything to attain and keep it. That's why I say we're "lost" if she DOES attain it.
So she is the Anti Christ?
And I think she will. Obama made it on "exceptional" we elect the first black prez. Hilly will force it through on first woman slime.
Makes me ashamed.
Mebbe so. But Obama getting around the anointed Hilllary makes her a loser in the eyes of Joe Sixpack and Sally Housecoat
Are blacks and Latinos going to stand in the rain for nine hours to pull the switch for her?
I doubt it.
"Next Puppet, please."
If this nasty, lying, murdering, treacherous bitch gets elected it will be the ultimate proof of a failed and corrupt system.......
Depends which side of the deal you are on - some may see it as proof of success.
Oh as if you had no previous clues?
You must have heard of Diebold, or if not, Joe Stalin on voting.
Apply as necessary.
"She has no soul and will NOT be elected. Thank Christ."
You mean "Aunty Christ" don't you?
Probably the only woman in the world who could make Monica Lewinsky look good.
Monica Lewinsky was the cutest, deadliest matzoh ball ever in recorded US political history thus far...
The Blowinsky scandal made it impossible for Slick Willy and Gingrich to privatize social security
Obama gonna finish the job Christmas Eve 2016 with Boehner and McTurtle
an insult to slugs
That's why God put legs on a woman .... so they wouldn't leave .... a trail .... like a snail !
Beat me to it. Oldie but a goodie.
Becky Quick is different .... she floats through the air .... like a fairy princess !
No it is not. It is a sexist and lewd portrayal of women, If you think this joke is so funny go and tell it to your mother, or sister, or wife,
You menfolk make me sick sometimes, Derogatory little boys, and I mean little boys,
and yes I upvoted myself on this,
Plus one for honesty.
But ya gotta admit it was ironically funny in the discussion of Hillary. She's all dried up, cold as a dead fish and smells twice as bad.
Its just a derogatory Joke, harden up Princess, there are many derogatory jokes about men that Woman tell and you won't hear men getting their boxers in a twist over them.
and...Hey, you can upvote yourself, never knew that!....seems like cheating to me.
Oh please do calm down. Just think about this a second. Those same boys would be damn disappointed if there wasn't some lubrication in the nether regions. Friction does need to be tempered. And if you really want to get some respect from men, the first thing not to do is fling the " sexist" word around. It makes you look whiny and weak.
The first time I heard that joke was twenty five years ago by my male boss. I asked him so why did God give us boobs. " well, in your case, it's so your hospital ID badge can be read at the perfect angle". I responded " Your such a hopeless dickhead." And slapped his ass.
Them was the good old days
Miffed
lol...the sissy would have you arrested for "work place violence" today.
My how times change ;-)
Actually, it was my female boss that told me that back in the early 90's. I told it to my wife who regularly corrects my sexism and she thought it was semi-funny.
Regarding the reason why women have legs/slug trail joke....(not the comments on Hilly)
Don't get me started on this nonsense, There is no reason on this planet for any soul of any gender to slander another for the sake of their own ego. (or insecurity)
Men tell these derogatory bonding jokes "cause they can't stand eye to eye with the women who stand toe to toe with them.
YOU ever said that around me? I would take you down verbally I promise.
Laugh it off... sounds like the week really left a stick up somebody's ass. Get over it.
Whacko, You're not getting off that lightly. I just ended a 6-week hitch, as Engineer on a Saturation Dive Vessel. There was not a woman in sight!
Are you one of those that got sucked into the "Equal Pay for Equal Work" BS? I tell ya what, I have worked with ONE female Chief Engineer, she got (and deserved) equal pay.
The "toe to toe" BS you speak of is just that, Bullshit! I never seem to see a woman working "can til can't" AKA 16-44hrs non-stop, as a fuckin merchant mariner.
When I hear this crap about breaking the glass ceiling, I must wonder if people stupid enough to do so, will be impaled with shards of glass and bleed out?
Not to be misunderstood, my wife chose to be a home-maker, when asked if my wife works, I reply, that she works her ass off. She will be the first to tell you though, that it is not quite the same as 330 days per year offshore...At the end of a hitch, women will be in sight, 10 toes up, 10 toes down...
My husband works 12-14 hrs a day 6 days a week. Most of the women working for him have quit because they did not want to put in that kind of time he requires from his software team. I don't blame them, I wouldn't either, thats why I chose a job with set hours. I wanted a life besides work.
It's funny how many of them want to be managers but not productive workers. Instead of " What do I need to do to clear a path for you to get the project done on time." it's " the project is slipping due date, what are you going to do about it?" This is how he describes the difference in management style.
Today I was sitting on a hill on my lunch break gazing at San Diego. The beautiful sensual curve of the Coronado bridge. The city skyline. Planes taking off and landing. I was just taken in that all of this was the product of men. Yes, women played a supportive role. This is not meant to be dismissive but the physical construction and engineering was by men.
Thanks boattrash and those like you, I appreciate what you do.
Miffed
You're cool. I don't throw that around loosely.
...and my microbiology class ruined my life. I wouldn't kiss my wife for two years!
Hello Miffed, I hope all's well w/you and yours! I sincerely thank you for your work as well!
I had a funny one. Had been offshore for 12 days (and was still offshore) when 2 dudes walked in and introduced themselves. Yep, they had been pressed up in a Sat Chamber...talk about a different kind of solitary...Kindest guys you'd ever want to meet...
I'm sure the slimy path will continue for a while yet.
Be good to read the news the day someons sprinkles salt on the snail!
I put out containers of beer. The slugs fall in and drown. Any ideas?
SACRILEGE! That's a waste of beer!!
Use Coors or Busch Lite. Thatshit is udrinkable anywy and politically it makes sense
Millions of slaves love rotten cunt slime.
Fucking perfect, reminds me of my sliding glass door on a summer night...SLIMED !!!
I just left a Hilary in my comode.
hopefully you flushed that sheeeit
I just made her a hot lunch and left her a napkin.......
the power of inevitability and conventional wisdom amazes me. The sirens of the herd. It is going to happen until it doesn't. Kinda like the market BTFD until the bottom falls out and the prophecy is not fulfilled. HRC is incompetent and as charismatic as a worm. The Climton are long in the tooth and the vultures are circling.
There's a lot of "long time" members that have used "Zero Hedge" knowledge, to go shopping in the financial markets.
Being contrarian has it's advantages, and we know who you are... Bitchez
As a widow she would be a shoe in.{ crosses fingers }
That would leave the door open for FLOTUS as well.
As clueless as they are up on their lofty ground, I beg you , don't make martyrs of any of them.
The Blue Snatch Queen leaving snail trails of grief for the world.
I accidently got here while trying to access the Danes travel sex story. Big mistake
bush/clinton or some other slug of
usury, it is all the same war.
"Its up to the State Department to release those emails!"
They're on your server, Hillary.
And who has a server at home anyways? ;-)
This Hillary e-mail thing is different because it has a simple purity to it--every single American understands why it is wrong and bad, and that it is a violation of federal law.
Therefore, there is no possible spin, and this filty fucking slug has no way to lie her way out of it.
Every dictator eventually overplays his hand.
The word is that the Democratic Operatives released this tidbit.
The House Investigative Committee on Benghazi was too clueless to notice URL s?
This is either incompetence or complicit blackmail fodder, or both.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
The 42 s have been using the same methodology, and didn't get so good at it by themselves.
Hillary has a future doing Mucinex commercials.
The artist was extremely successful at capturing, not only her appearance, but her character and personality in one image. Brilliant!
where's my salt shaker when i need it
I love Hillary bashing.
It cheers me up.
Schadenfreude is all we have left
Escargo away.
She won't be President because Obama doesn't want her to be.
He doesn't want his "historic" presidency upstaged by being bookended by a "historic" husband and wife presidencies.
He also wants to be the top dog in the Democrats after his term, which won't be the case if Hilary is elected and Bill is again swanning around the WH.
What is coming out now is coming out because Obama wants it to, and he has the power of the presidency to keep leaking the dirt on Hilary, of which he has an inexhaustible supply, as long as she stays in the race.
She's done.
Interesting theory. The WH had to know she was breaking the law using her personal email accounts and never called her on it the entire time she was Secy of State. The timing of the release right before she is supposedly announcing is suspect.
very interesting theory agreed.
That was my thought also.
Et tu Barack.
Her spotty trail to glory and power. What a beautiful story for women to follow. What a message she has for the world to offer. I am so inspired to be a part of this great movement in history with Hitlery ....
That has to be the most unflattering caricature of a politician ever. So apropo.
Where can i buy the T shirt?
Well, for the majority of the herd, a vagina is the next logical progression for prez. After that, it will be an "undocumented American". oh, wait...
I don't get it. There have been many, many powerful women in history:
Catherine the Great,
Queen Elizabeth I
Esther - thanks for the reminder Bibi
Woodrow Wilson's wife
Eleanor Roosevelt,
Every other president in Argentina
Margaret Thatcher
Even crazy Muslim Pakistan had a female pres a few years ago.
And she looked good to boot!
Catherine the Great? Wasn't she the one that was fucking horses???
Not true. Obumer has been documented as a dual British/American citizen and later as an Indonesian citizen. He just forgot to reapply as an American before his 25th birthday, a mistake that any of us natural borns might make.
Not true. Obumer has been documented as a dual British/American citizen and later as an Indonesian citizen. He just forgot to reapply as an American before his 25th birthday, a mistake that any of us natural borns might make.
Hillary would be the anticlimax of feminism.
I take this scandal to mean that the media has chosen Elizabeth Warren to be our First Female President in 2016. Although Hillary's within two years of Warren's age, she looks about 15 years older.
Warren's more liberal too. Now for the media to decide which hopeless RINO to run against her...
Oh boy Fauxcahontas would be even worse than Hillary!
something has to happen to upset the current dream election of either Jeb or her highness. But then again you have to ask yourself--what is the definition of insanity? when you continue to vote and you believe it makes a difference when it does not. your option is to either not vote or vote to continue the fraud and graft.
i've gotten to the point in my life that I just don't care. Nothing ever improves. Nothing ever changes. Everyone elected just gets rich.
Priceless work of art. He really captured her.
"If you liked the bro, you will love the ho"
FINALLY, the gash gets a little good press.
I'm glad the artist portrays her as a slug so as not to insult snails.
It would have been nice if Vince Foster's headstone could have been penciled in though....