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If Your Stocks Are Down, Who Ya Gonna Call?
Janet's direct line..
(free Najarian book for the first 250 callers allegedly)
Source: @Not_Jim_Cramer
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Cheater. She used a picture from when she was 16.
He was a handsome boy.
When do the margin calls start?
Is this from Krugman's porn stash?
Haha +1
>3000
Pretty sure that's not a direct line. Numbers that end in 000 are usually the front desk. You'd have to ask for her.
The picture in Yellen’s profile is from her college day. This fugly bitch hasn’t changed a bit since then! ;-)
Looney
Yeah, but think of all the money she saved using a bowl to cut her own hairstyle...
& there's Marla Hooch... What a hitter!
Flowbee!
Wanna bet on who has 3001?
Those stains on the picture aren't chicken soup Bucko.
Let the prank phone calls begin -
Is your refrigerator running...
I think you meant printer...
The margin calls will start again next week when the S&P surges over 2200.
Hah, probably so.
I cant stop giggling at your comment. You are not right lol!!!!!
Obviously taken right after he modeled for Dutch Boy Paint.
Handsome Boy Tears... (lots flowing ;) Thxs Winston
Hah, he junked you!
i just dialed, pressed # for directory typed yellen, got connected but they pick up and hang up they dont even say good morning! JESUS someone is grumpy this friday, just wanted to check if they new when rates are going up...
Yeah, what gives?
I justed wanted to be placed on the 'early leak' list with Hilsenrath.
They didn't have to get snotty about it, jeeez...
And no book either.
Dove Buster
Yell'en for Yellen!!!
Just say Moe!
With a rebel yell(en)...
By the way, think Janet owns gold?
Yes, but she lets someone else 'keep hold of it' for her. You know, for security (or is that for rehypothecation).
Who ya gonna call? Don't say "Goldbusters". Because you'd be 180 degrees off the mark.
HEY, what color dress shes wearing, blue..gold..white or maybe black?
why don't people discuss the actual names of the cocksuckers that really own the world? the real names of the people that own the fed? why don't we call these slime into the spolight everyday?
these assholes could feed err starving African and make the world a better place. fuck these self serving bastards.
They all remind me of my brother-in-law: all the courage, energy, and ability in the world to do something epically stupid.
Thank the lord I'm a lazy sod.
ZH used to do a series of name and shame articles. Wonder why they stopped?
Black helicopters circling their offices for a few months, perhaps?
http://www.businessinsider.com/who-actually-owns-the-federal-reserve-201...
I am fucking sorry if my swearing offends you.
I am confident you will not find a truthful answer to your question at business insider.
They are only here to help. Says so at the end of the article.
There she is- 237 pounds of pure hawtness. She follows me on Twitter and sexts me pics all day long. Now savor that mental image while you enjoy the remainder of your fucking lunch!
I believe most people learn the hard way not to eat or drink while reading ZH.
Tell me about it... I've had to replace 2 keyboards already.
Nice avatar. Looks familiar.
#FUCKYOUYELLEN
douche bag!!!
Get to work Matzo Ball. You gotta erase that 1% correction...
Fuck you, Ole Yellen!
Just Call Saul ... he is a card carrying member of the tribe..
He is actually Irish but plays a Jew because it makes a good impression.
She makes her money the old fashion way. Whore.
She is jellin' like a felon this morning, after putting on a big short position and calling up Nancy and Chuck and Dingy Harry to let them in.
Yeah because absolutely no RINOs have sold this country down the river recently.
fed governors/presidents currently holding a video conference ... drawing straws ... to see who gets the "bullard" honor ...
Dutch boy
Or more like
Quaker oats can?
Calling Yellen is going work about as well as calling Goldman Sachs (the worlds most exempted bank holding company) and asking them for the location of their nearest ATM.
Thanks I have an urge to call her to see if she'll go up my FAFSA right about now.
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
202
452
2000
does it work?
My line is always open . . . credit line, that is.
That is actually a pic of Aunt Bea. She was smokin hawt with a hair bun.
i just dialed, pressed # for directory typed yellen, got connected but they pick up and hang up they dont even say good morning! JESUS someone is grumpy this friday, just wanted to check if they new when rates are going up...
No, you send an email to bitch22@clintonemail.com.
[Dup]
What is it with this new title called "Chair"?
Is she the Chairman or not?
Maybe it's all just another hoax.
What is it with this new title called "Chair"?
Is she the Chairman or not?
Maybe it's all just another hoax.
What is it with this new title called "Chair"?
Is she the Chairman or not?
Maybe it's all just another hoax.
That's my direct number, LOL.
I called the number and ended up with an operator in Jerusalem that didn't speak a very good English. She said something about being on the list for pre announcements and getting advance something, but that's all I could understand.
That's my Louie!
Every time ol' Louie uses the bathroom, she snickers about taking a dump on Constitution Ave.
Could they supress TVIX any harder? Must not let the VIX rise...................... Someone may start to sell some stocks
just try and get one of these criminals on the phone. the operators have been abused so much they are hostile. call them. i dare ya. it wont be long before they send the pigs to your house.
This is great - now what some tech savy person needs to do is put together a list of ALL members of congress, employees of the IRS, DHS, NSA, and evey other destructive agency with home addresses and phone numbers included. May as well throw in a few hedge fund managers and Bank Brass while they are at it and then Release The Hounds
Long overdue...
And they will do what? Shoot up a school? A movie theater?
Send them to 15 Central Park West, the hive, and let them do their worst!
Judging by the picture, she had not reached her full trollhood yet.