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HACK ATM AND BECOME RICH TODAY
Hello friend, i want to share my testimony on how i got my BLANK ATM card which have change my life today. i was once living on the street where by things were so hard for me, even to pay off my bills was very difficult for me i have to park off my apartment and start sleeping on the street of Vegas. i tried all i could do to secure a job but all went in vain. so i decided to browse through on my phone for jobs online where i got an advert on Hackers advertising a Blank ATM card which can be used to hack any ATM Machine all over the world i never thought this could be real because most advert on the internet are based on fraud, so i decided to give this a try and look where it will lead me to if it can change my life for good. i contacted this hackers and they told me they are from Africa and also they have branch all over the world in which they use in developing there ATM CARDS this is real and not a scam it have help me out. to cut the story short this men who were geeks and also experts at ATM hacking programm.i applied for the Blank ATM card and it was delivered to me within 3 days and i did as i was told to and today my life have change from a street walker to my house there is no ATM MACHINES this BLANK ATM CARD CANNOT penetrate into it because it have been programmed with various tools and software before it will be send to you. my life have really change and i want to share this to the world, i know this is illegal but also a smart way of living Better because the government cannot help us so we have to help our self. they charged me 300 usd for the delivery of the card which i sent them because they never charged me for the ATM Card they only asked me to pay for the courier which i did and they keep to there words. if you also want this BLANK ATM CARD i want you to contact the Hackers email on atmmachinehackes@gmail.com and you life will never remain the same email atmmachinehackes@gmail.com
JEEN-YOSS
JEEN-YOSS
JEEN-YOSS
My little sisters exhusband makes $17 Trillion from home hacking ATM machines.....
Greece has one of the highest tax rates (40% for the 60-100k bracket) and Brussels and Athens think the government(s) are the ones who are being ripped off? They're going to hire, impress, cajole tourists to check for tax fraud?
On who, the ones making 16-22€ a year?
http://world.tax-rates.org/greece/income-tax
LMAO!
STFU or we will send the EURO Army after you...--Claude Juncker
...and we'll make it look like Yanis Varoufakis did it!
Oh, wait.
Sovereignty? ;-)
On Holiday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1mJRmM7Ql4
Drinkin' my wine, makes me feel fine,
Gonna have me a holiday
Poorman's party, rich man's daughter,
Gettin' hotter and hotter.
She's pushin' way too hard
I don't want any part of her way
Drinkin' my wine, makes me feel fine,
Gonna have me a holiday.
It's a holiday, it's a holiday
Mama, mama, please no more jaguars
I don't want to be a pop star
Mama, mama, please no more deckhands
I don't want to be a sailor man
Mama, mama, please no more facelifts
I just don't know which one you is
Mama, mama, please no more husbands
Drinkin' my wine, wastin' my time
Hidin' out in my rented dream
Lookin' for attention
A cover story mention in
Life magazine
Ask the chauffeur who he knows
Numbers he's got, lots of those.
Drinkin' my wine, spendin' my time
Tryin' to run from this halloween.
It's a holiday, it's a holiday
Mama, mama, please no more jaguars
I don't want to be a pop star
Mama, mama, please no more deckhands
I don't wanna be a sailor man
Mama, mama, please no more facelifts
I just don't know which one you is
Mama, mama, please no more husbands
I don't know who my daddy is.
It's a holiday, it's a holiday
They don't look like they're starving yet. This is not Haiti you know.
The balance of funds left over after Goldman takes its cut can be found stuffed into Teddy who Mr. Bean has lovingly crammed into that suitcase.
Hotel Europa won't let Greece check out. They can never leave (the neighbourhood) !
Zorba says: "Listen to the music, I'll teach you to dance!" ;-)
The troika's "Veni, Vidi, Taxed" campaign has failed again.
Are those real tourists or starving unemplyed Greeks posing as tourists?
HACK ATM AND BECOME RICH TODAY
How to hack an ATM MACHINE or BANK ACCOUNT
You can hack and break into a bank's security ATM Machine without carrying guns or any weapon.
How is this possible? First of all we have to learn about the manual hacking of ATM MACHINES and BANKING ACCOUNTS HOW THE ATM MACHINE WORKS. If you have been to the bank you find out that the money in the ATM MACHINE is being filled right inside the house where the machine is built with enough security.to hack this machine We have develop the special blank ATM Card which you can use in any ATM Machine around the world. this card is been programmed and can withdraw 2000 USD within 24 hours in any currency your country make use of. this is real and it have help out so many people around the world. you can give it a try and your will never regret contacting us your Xmas celebration will be the best ever with the help of this card. before contacting us for the card you must NOTE: THE COST OF THE CARD START UP FROM 200 USD depending on card you request for because each of the card have the month they will get expire. The card will make the security camera malfunction at that particular time until you are done with the transaction you can never be trace. getting the card you will forward the company your address details so we can proceed to send the card to you once you agree to the terms and conditions. you can contact us on email now atmmachinehackers@gmail.com
GOOD LUCK APPLICANTS please Note once more if you cannot afford for the card please do not email the company we want serious people not people to make joke of this.
When stuff like this ends up in my e-mail, I usually just forward it to the FBI. I consider it my civic duty to ensure at least someone in the Federal Goverment earns their paycheck once in a great while...
Delightful as usual, WB.
"...HACK ATM AND BECOME RICH TODAY..."
Keep talkin' pal... I tried that "sister's cousin's friend made $2750/wk on the internet" and it turned out to be a scam.
"...How to hack an ATM MACHINE or BANK ACCOUNT..."
My choice?
"...You can hack and break into a bank's security ATM Machine without carrying guns or any weapon..."
Can I do it WITH a weapon? I have a concealed carry permit.
"...How is this possible?"
What? A f'king POP QUIZ already?
"...First of all we have to learn about the manual hacking of ATM MACHINES and BANKING ACCOUNTS HOW THE ATM MACHINE WORKS..."
We? I'm sure this will be a treasure trove of insider technical secrets. Go ahead, professor...
"...If you have been to the bank you find out that the money in the ATM MACHINE is being filled right inside the house where the machine is built with enough security..."
Why would they fill an ATM MACHINE? Isn't there money pipes running directly back to the BANK ACCOUNTS?
"...We have develop the special blank ATM Card which you can use in any ATM Machine around the world..."
So, that was already the end of the technical lesson on HOW THE ATM MACHINE WORKS? 'We' only learned the secret of how they fill ATM. I feel cheated and technically unprepared for illegal Hax0r activities.
"...this card is been programmed and can withdraw 2000 USD within 24 hours in any currency your country make use of..."
I need Ukrainian Hryvnia. $2000 worth would need to be palletized. Is there a forklift ramp and loading dock near the security ATM MACHINE?
"...this is real and it have help out so many people around the world..."
God bless you, Mother Theresa of the ATM MACHINE.
"...you can give it a try and your will never regret contacting us your Xmas celebration will be the best ever with the help of this card..."
So Muslims and Jews are not eligible? It sounds like they would regret contacting you, you f'king BIGOT!
"...before contacting us for the card you must NOTE: THE COST OF THE CARD START UP FROM 200 USD depending on card you request for because each of the card have the month they will get expire..."
Wait... you said they were all blank and good for $2000/day, now you're saying there's different levels and 'they will get expire'? Typical bank offer with conditions. You're actually from the bank, aren't you?
"..The card will make the security camera malfunction at that particular time until you are done with the transaction you can never be trace..."
I'm trying to escape with a forklift full of Hryvnia. They can probably see me on Google Earth.
"...getting the card you will forward the company your address details so we can proceed to send the card to you once you agree to the terms and conditions..."
Terms and conditions? Busted! You don't sound like an 3L33T HAX0R, you sound JUST LIKE my F'king BANK!
"...you can contact us on email now atmmachinehackers@gmail.com..."
Is that your real name?
"...GOOD LUCK APPLICANTS..."
Applicants? This is wire fraud - do I really need pre-approval?
"...please Note once more if you cannot afford for the card please do not email the company we want serious people not people to make joke of this..."
But I don't have the $200 - that's why I need your card. Please send me the card first so I can withdraw it. I will need the details of your bank account to wire you the $200 as I do not trust the sneaky bastards in the post office.
Fucking idiot, that email should be canned-in-the-ass@Fed-Penitentiary dot gov
Well, looks they don't want to collect any capital gains from me. I am getting my whooped but good on this. I'm so discouraged that I might go buy MOAR. Well it's foregone conclusion that I will buy MOAR. I have plenty of dry powder. Run her down to three bucks an ounce and see what happens. How about one zinc cent an ounce? I'm all in on that. I have time on my side. These fuckers aren;t going to change their stripes and it is only a matter of time until their greed causes another major financial fuck up. Not that we got out of the last one yet.
The talented Mr. Bean is/was pretty funny. I have always enjoyed this particular sequence.
If you are a tourist, I bet you get comped your meals if you threaten to report them.
What a fucking joke.
All the old guard got away with raping Greece and the new guard is too corrupt (already) to go after them.
So, the weight of everything is going to fall on the backs of Greeks that are still there.
the middle tourist looks like one of those trenchcoat wearing public maturbator pedophile types.
What do you think his right hand is doing?
I like demarks plan better