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Sunday Humor: Spot The Greek Tax Collector
Because we are all deep-undercover Greek tax collectors now.
Spot the undercover tax inspector at this beach bar in Greece. pic.twitter.com/NwXyQMH2XX
— MineForNothing (@minefornothing) March 6, 2015
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If I am a Greek Tax collector, then I am going to march right upto all the foreign banks in Greece and "write them up".
Could be fun.
Evidently, austerity is a real bitch.
Oopa!
Pass the Metaxa!
We pay no tax ah!
Drinks are on Angela!
Come on, baby, do it for Denmark?
My anaconda don't want none unless it's.... wait, yes it does.
I prefer the tiny ones. Semi-flat bottoms and semi-flat chests!!!
Fat bottom girls simply do not make my world go 'round.
The EU needs the money for their new bankster military...
EU President Juncker Calls for Creation of European Union Army
To the rest of the world, from Greece: You're welcome
- Pano
37... So you can't handle it, huh..
Just don't want to.
Yuck.
2016 Greek budget line item #3,968: Thong recording device
Ha,Ha,
Trick question.
There are no Greek tax collectors.
The German guy not pictured said the party is on him
einige tit Freude!
Ficken eh!
Those 2 EUR notes stuffed down the thongs are untaxed. And as a Tax inspector I have the right to access and check.....
They can just print any amount of money their evil black hearts desire, yet the parasites insist on taxing us. Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes.
was the hedge dooped?john ward thinks so
https://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2015/03/08/greece-crisis-did-troika2-doctor...
WHATS THE ASNWER?!?!?!?
i think ,yes......
"EU president Junkman Calls for Creation of European Union Army"
1. Does he mean an army of tax-avoidance experts like he led in Luxembourg?
2. In a tax-avoiding world, how can a state afford an army? Perhaps fund it from black-market operations?
3. If he wants a new Union army, is he going to use it to put down separatism in the South and abolish slavery? Doubtful. Greek slavery seems to fit well with the EU model.
4. Where can I find Rhett Butler? Robert E. Lee? General Ulysses S. Grant?
5. Does Junkman suffer from a Napoleon complex?
Yes, you can have Miley Cyrus.
I am Chumbawamba.
no no no! that's not what/the kind he meant! i'm with ya 37- "hips are the new ass".
Bones are for dogs, my friend.
Tribute to Queen.
It's plain human nature to want something for nothing or for minimum effort. Thus...
Everybody -- not just Greeks -- wants government services and benefits, w/o having to pay for them. The Greeks are just more obvious and extreme about it. That, plus it's their way of 'revolting' against the political-banking cabal.
In USSA, by contrast, those who still pay taxes may not be happy about paying "a lot" in taxes, but would feel worse if they didn't pay any -- thanks to the good old Protestant Work Ethic that's (still) ingrained in them.
I say this as an observation, not as a value judgement.
ALL Republics eventually collapse when the populace realizes they can get their representatives in Government to give them more than they are willing to pay for.
The recipients may be large banks, arms makers or indivividuals but the mindset is the same. GIVE ME MORE!
Eventually government goes broke. The only variable is how long it takes.
This is merely because in USA not paying taxes leads to JAIL!! One of the few countries that imprisons tax dodgers.
Unless you are a corporation/person. The trick in the ussa is to write off everything. Net effect is the same.
Where do I sign up?
Looks like the Greek accounts are in arrears.
In her ears?
My god man, that's kinky;)
It is. You should give it a try.
What ???
It's Greece.
Anything between a man, and his consenting sheep...
Or goats..
Do you know how the Greeks separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar!
I would say the second one in on the bar. Looks like an arsehole!
the blonde chick on the lower right is about to mount the bar
Nahh.. She looks like she's about to smack the clueless douche bag in front of her to turn around ..
Passing the Bar, Greek style.
There's a camera in that guy's hat.
That light bulb into her back is going to feel just like Syriza betraying the people who voted them into power.
They are all tax collectors, drinking their latest bribe(s) away.
picture taken on the outskirts of ASS thens?
Fuck them while you want to because in 15 years they're gonna look like seahags.
So you advise this, why?
I get it you feel it ardently and needed to post the comment. I would like to understand. I don't object to the comment, no interest in censoring it.
It does seem like you have a lot of contempt.
Who would be an example of someone who will not age poorly, that you would fuck?
Peter Pan?
amirite?
what'd i win?
To quote another well know ZH-tard.
"There ain't nothin uglier than an old white woman".. Fred Sanford.
He really means, in 15 years even intravenous Viagra won't work for him.
More a matter of aging at all. Men prefer tight bodied young women for obvious biological reasons, because they may reproduce. As women age, odds of reproduction and interest wane. This gives young women enormous, undeserved power over half of humanity, and makes women cranky, and occasionally bitter as the power declines.
Women benefit from the sexual transaction far more than men in Western cultures, but if you don't like the terms of the arrangement, you have only god to blame..., or more accurately all the gods;)
Honestly my friend, it was the hatred I reacted to. We all get old, you don't need to want to fuck me for me to feel okay about myself, but why the hatred? That puzzles me.
I am not what I was when I was young, but I can still "work it" in some settings. I am accosted while jogging more often than not. I think all you have to be is height weight proportionate and people think you are younger than you are and you get attention. And you would be surprised who seems to be interested simply because I am a professor. A Mrs./Professor Robinson thing, I think. It is a good thing I have a good marriage and I can think ahead. Taking one of these young bucks on leads to disaster. Everytime. If I was single, and I felt sure that no one would take it seriuosly, maybe, maybe...probably not. It always goes ugly south.
This is typically true the other way around as well. And then the 40 year old guys complain when anyone can see that 20 year old is a freight train of hot mess getting ready to splatter all over your life.
I was that young woman. I KNOW. I took what I wanted and had a blast. I went to college at 16, my nick name was "Jail Bait" around campus. I really know what you are saying is true.
But, back to my question. Why the contempt? If they look good now, why the hell does he need to say she will be ugly in 15 years? What is the fucking point? So will we all?
Some of us can handle our booze, Ms. and others, alas...
I've never understood that either. There are underlying insecurities that come out now and then. i suspect that's all it is.
The professor thing is a hoot. It's like being famous..., within a thirty mile radius;)
Women prefer tight bodied young men, because those are those are the ones who produce kids who don't have autism. However, historically they've had to make a trade-off: those young men didn't have many resources. So an old dude with money had to do (and then to get the high quality kids they cheated with the pool boy). Now that women can earn their own money you see a lot more of them with younger men; you can see now what their actual preference is.
What's strange is that I'm seeing a lot more instances where an older woman has a much younger husband, and he's the sole (and successful) earner. I'll admit that is startling.
You know, you're right. My comments on this do come across as hateful.
I'll just have to examine my thoughts more carefully and what I type on the keyboard even more so.
Thanks.
A gentleman responds like this. Thank you. I am certainly no proper lady, that is why my screen name gives me so much joy. I don't have to be good, I am a MsCreant. You don't have to be good either, it is fight club. ;-)
Holy crap, I wasn't expecting that response.
You're quite right. Lots of respect for all involved.
Me either. This isn't fight club. This is ladies afternoon tea at 3:00. I expected some expletives, a bit of attacking each other over the size of one's nether regions, maybe even a few veiled or unveiled threats. A momma joke maybe. But civility and an intelligent thoughtful response? Jesus Christ, you guys (and ladies) need to drink more !! This IS fucking fight club !! Mix it up !! ;)
Thanks folks.
This bit of the thread cheered me up no end. it's nice to be nice.
Absolute top fucking kudos to Buster, too.
Thank you Ms
Thanks, Ms. creant - Good points. I'm 75, lost my wife last year, and am coming to terms with it, whitch means I am 'dating' agian. All the ZH dudes that worry about wrinkles or weight gain or whatever don't get it at ALL. The beauty and attraction is elsewhere - you understand, the rest can go fuck themselves, because I'm finding the best sex in my life - but it is after the best attention and best affection that couples can engender.
Well voiced Ms C. Just this afternoon, I made the trek to Microcenter and passed what I thought were ‘fund raiser girls’ waiving signs along the boulevard. An eye-roller for me regardless (that’s another topic), but it turned out to be Hooters staff attempting to drum up a lunch crowd. I explained to my female child (13 year old) that what we were seeing, right there, at that exact moment, was a transparent example of a society devoid of virute.
...and then her headphones went back on (sigh).
MsCreant, I will post my perspective - because that is all I can do. Men can by a bit myopic when it comes to physical intimacy. If you put the importance of physical intimacy on a scale of 1-10, a significant number of men are about 12 and my observations lead me to believe that a significant amount of women are much lower than 10. It isn't a value judgment, it is just a biological difference.
But it does cause stress in relationships and this can lead to bitterness. There are more than a few guys who got married because they loved the way their girlfriend treated them only to find out their wife wanted to get married because she didn't like being the girlfriend. The rest of their life then becomes the wife spending 85% of her time avoiding physical intimacy with her husband. A significant portion of women then feel no need to stay trim for their new "possession" and "let themselves go," thereby wrecking the fantasy intimacy life the huband envisioned only to be confronted with a woman who has a blast packing ont he lbs and avoiding physical intimacy with her husband 85% of the time.
This isn't all women - but it is a lot, based on my observation.
My guess is the guy who made the original comment is a bit frustrated and made the comment in a "locker room rant" kind of way.
I don't think he meant any kind of offense by it - it is rather shallow to view women as sex toys to be "had" - but biology is a tough nut to crack.
Anyway, I probably unintentially offended people with my 2 cents, but to the discerning person, there is a lot of heartache that can be avoided by taking the time to understand and respect your spouse and find a happy middle ground on all important issues in the relationship.
There is much wisdom in what you say. What I have learned personally is that men express their love through sexual bonding. To deny a man sex in marriage as a " bargaining chip" is a nail in its coffin and, yes, I do know many women who do this.
Men are visually stimulated, and to deny this fact, pack on the pounds and pretend it doesn't matter is foolish. However, the fact is we do age and cannot maintain that youthful body. Some women walk the desperate path of plastic surgery to the point of obsession trying to buy a small amount of time. Side by side, youth wins every time.
I think there is simply a balance to be struck. I do my best to stay in shape, and treat sex as a wonderful part of our lives to be savored as much as possible. My husband knows that courtship is still important for a woman sexually to get the mood flowing. I think men forget this and after being denied sex from their wives enough, this is poisoned and they withdraw. I once came home after a horrible day to find rose petals on the floor leading to the bedroom. At first, I'm thinking ....wtf! Another thing for me to clean up damn it. Then I walked into the bedroom and the scene melted my heart.
I think I am very fortunate. My husband treats me as a goddess and I treat him like a girlfriend. After 30 years he still smiles and hugs me when I come home from work, just brings tears to my eyes. Maybe because we have always been best friends made this possible. I see so many people miserable in bad marriages today and I don't know how they can take the stress of it especially with all the other problems facing us today. How can we fix anything if we can't be kind and understanding with each other?
I realize this was directed at msc, just my 2 cents as well;-)
Miffed
Both your post and All Risk No Reward's post are good because they are honest and insightful. Four cents well spent!!
I concur. It depends on how the Man is physically wired as well as what set of values each holds truly.
I've seen cases where the Gal meets a catch, gets involved/engaged, are refused by parents/was too immature/decides to see others, kissed her share of frogs, even ending up with unhappy marriages. Happens to the best of them.
Its just my observation.
I went to high school with the daughter of the Greek owner of a gas station I worked at back then. She was hot.
Then I saw her at a HS reunion and she was not. I've noticed this in other women from the Mediteranean area as well. They just don't seem to age well.
Same goes with Russian women too. After 30 they seem to turn to shit.
Chinese women do age well. No alcohol, no smoking, & much less sugar.
Some black women are incredible if they have not gained a bunch of weight.
Ernestine Shepherd, age 79.
http://tinyurl.com/mpe8ape
Hard to believe. I remember Sophia Loren in Grumpy Old men, she was 70sih and still very drillable
Chinese women also have more melatonin, so sun exposure isn't as damaging for them as some other ethnicities.
I understand better now--disappointment.
One case.
It's fucking SUN EXPOSURE!!!!!!!
80+ percent of visible aging is due to sun exposure!!!!!!
If a person, male or female, has the brains to wear a fucking hat, they will not look like a wrinkle farm as they age. They will not get sun/age spots; their face will barely sag at all. However, few humans have that amount of common sense.
Mediteranean women are out in the sun all the time: wrinkles. Russian women are very fair so it doesn't take much sun: wrinkles. French women carefully avoid sun damage: no wrinkles. American Southern women have traditionally avoided the sun: no wrinkles.
Catherine Deneuve!
Amen they all get ugly just look at hilary oops she allways looked that way.
Jillary looks a lot better than before. hence the rumors that she had some work done.
Oh, rats, BC posted a civilized response.
So I had to erase my uncivilized response to him.
What is ZH coming to?????!!!!!!!!!!
I'll be there in 32 days. On the upside, I got a hella deal on airfare and hotels!
BUncha nice looking ladies there. I ilve in an obesity riddled state. Only girls that trim are workout fiends or, too young to look at without being a perv.
Arkansas?
"Git off me daddy, yer crushin my Marlboro's"
THAT TRIM!!??
AGGGHHHH..
They some big bitches there.
A Greek tax collector is rather a mythical creature like a unicorn or a pegasus or a gorgon. Perhaps, a bit more mythical
Greek Wealth Is Everywhere but Tax FormsIn the wealthy, northern suburbs of this city, where summer temperatures often hit the high 90s, just 324 residents checked the box on their tax returns admitting that they owned pools.
So tax investigators studied satellite photos of the area — a sprawling collection of expensive villas tucked behind tall gates — and came back with a decidedly different number: 16,974 pools.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/02/world/europe/02evasion.html?pagewanted...
If you meet one and are not sure what it is, try to bribe it.
Ce ment ponds for fire season.
16,650 of those "pools" are just large bird baths. Or drinking fountains.
Ya gotta love the Greeks for being so modest, and so generous and considerate of the birds.
Now we know why the finance mnister calls himself Varufuckus
The collector is the man outside with a bloody nose, 2 black eyes and torn clothing that the ladies threw out.
Those girls are probably independent contractors. No way in hell they declare. Prove it that he gave me anything!
my, my. just ribald.
spotted Evil Bert and Ernie behind the bar
So your taxed for having a pool?
What designates a pool? square area? depth? volume? construction type? Kid's plastic pool?wether it has water in it or not?
The more rules that are implimented, the more .gov workers, I mean leaches of freedom, are needed to enforce and collect.
Lets start calling money "freedom" which is really what it is, Maybe people will start to think of "fiat" differently. a tax is taxing your freedom. devaluing your money is devaluing your freedom.
Maybe this will catch on, maybe people will look at .gov as freedom thieves, maybe people will start to see the light.
Come on everyone, give FIAT CON a thumbs up here.
A .gov troll down voter
One of the girls could be a tax collector.
I'll go with the one in the peach colored bikini. Tax me baby! Tax me until I'm dry!
A Greek Tax Collector. What's that? A modern day Medusa?
Argh... run away, run away...
In the USSA Tax Collectors wear Special Forces outfits, drive black SUVs and fly in black choppers. When out to collect from a particularly stubborn 'client', who still operates after they've frozen his bank accounts.
For the rest of US Sheeple, there are Government Fees, Fines, Penalties & Interests, Licenses, Permits, etc, that are on top of Sales, Property and Income taxes.
But, at least "We're #1". And we're "Free". And Exceptional. Unlike those poor, dumb, scared Greeks.
It never ceases to amaze just what young women won't do for:
- Attention
- $$$
- Attention
- $$$
- And did I mention, $$$ & attention...?
Just so.
Agreed.
It actually warrants the comment that generally speaking, women are attention/money whores.
Case in point, today's women's day. Another fucking day dedicated to having to listen to the same tripe.
I keep getting confused between when they say girls rule the world, and when they say they are victims.
I can' take them seriously anymore and from what I read on other boards and in the online comment sections of newspapers, no one takes them seriously anymore either.
"I keep getting confused between when they say girls rule the world, and when they say they are victims."
Me too. It really is difficult.
It's quite simple, if a woman makes comment about your ass, it's womens' liberation. If you make comment about her ass, it's male chauvinism, sexual abuse and a visit to HR. What's not to understand?
Good grief, there are plenty of women who do not seek attention. But you DON'T NOTICE THOSE ONES!!!! You notice the ones who are seeking attention!!!!!!!!!! And because those are the ones you notice, you generalize to all women!!!!
I have spent most of my life trying to be invisible, and most of my female friends are similar. So we're not part of your totally incomplete data bank.
"Normal" teenage girls think that the attention-seeking ones are awful and an embarassment, not to mention annoying, and that they give other girls a bad name.
It's all about procreation.
I want to be a Dutch tax collector in the Red Light District.
If you see Roxanne, tell her I said hello.
Standing on the bar is dangerous. Close the bar, sell it at police auction, and throw the owner in jail.
I can see the camera!! I think its VHS.
Greeks and I don't get along except in derivative contracts.
CDC will release the next health epidemic. Greek strained yogurt causes heterosexual children with normal DNA strand. WHO is investigating new trade sanctions with WTO to ban product from market. GMO yogurt is found to be kinder to the homosexual market. Everyone gets creampied.
Uuummm...
Ham.
Have you a Holiday
Drinkin' my wine, makes me feel fine,
Gonna have me a holiday
Poorman's party, rich man's daughter,
Gettin' hotter and hotter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94-ksklGPv4
I'd tax dat. Who cares what it be in 15 years. Live for today I says.
I'd tax dat. Who cares what it be in 15 years. Live for today I says.
'scuse me while I whip dis out...
dey say you was hung...and dey was right...
is it true wut sey say about you peepses...dat yo' gifted? it's true it's true it's true...
its "twue"
When I saw the thumbnail of this pic, I thought it was a bunch of rainbow boyz greeking each other. Cause that is what tax collectors do to you.
Greece's tax collectors bring all the tax revenues to the yard.
The one with the hat and he is not Greek either, probably one of them Germans. Only a foreigner will look at the drinks on the bar while these bodies are in front of him.
Here is a public service announcement for all of you guys out there. If you have a girlfriend, and she is not yet wrinkly, buy her a hat with a 5+ inch brim. Buy her three of them. Bring them in the car; bring them on trips; tell her that she looks great in them. Oh, and wear one yourself if you are not yet wrinkly. And have the car windows specially treated to block UV.
Years ago, I had a professor whose wife was from Scandanavia. She had been an Olympic-level skiier, and the UV rays at that altitude, plus her naturally fair skin, had left her (in her early 40s) with facial skin that literally looked like dark brown leather. Literally!!!!!! It was like a deformity. Boy it scared me off pointless sun exposure, I can tell you.
A few years ago I met a Scandanavian women in her 60s. I admired her hat, and she took it off, and she looked GREAT!!!! No wrinkles except the tiny eye edge ones, and her facial skin didn't sag at all, and she had no age spots. I asked her about sun block and and she sneered at it; A Hat is Enough, she said, aways put on a hat when you go out, that will do.
There's actually nothing wrong with wrinkles, but most people don't truly want to have them anyway.
I am glad I don't have to worry about these things. Listen, if you're born as a mutant or some sort of a freak - just smile and give a fuck about that. From an early age on you've learned what matters. And it's not that you might get a little wrinkly at a certain age. You can't defy math. You cannot outrun nature. Try. My sympathies for that. The 60 year old that cares about wrinkles - wow - the beauty industry truly has fucked you over and turned you into a stupified moron. But whatever - I am just glad I wasn't born your way. Each to his own.
On one level, I totally agree with you. Why should someone care about something so trivial? But then if you look at ZH posts, you will see loads of them describing old women as being repellant looking because of their aged appearances (and of course the same could unsympathetically be said about old men). So it is NOT just the beauty industry that is doing this: it is the contempt of many people for the appearance of age.
If you are trying to get a job, you have to worry about these things. If you are trying to get a mate, you have to worry about these things. I'm glad you already are all set in those departments and "don't have to worry about these things." Here's hoping your situation doesn't change..
And long before there was a "beauty industry," women especially didn't want to look old. Read some ancient history texts.
If you think that a 60 year old woman who has taken care to wear a hat, has been fucked over by the beauty industry, you are a bit out of touch. I know women who have had innumerable Botoxes and facelifts and Thermages and collegen injections and much, much more. Were they fucked over by the beauty industry? Well, they managed to in some cases catch and keep rich husbands, and in some cases get much better jobs, as a result. I wouldn't do it myself, but it's not irrational on their part.
Anyway, when I hit 60 I hope that I look as great as that Scandanavian lady. If someone like you thinks that makes me a "stupified moron," so be it. It must be stressful to be as judgmental as you are. Or maybe you regret not wearing a hat, LOL. "Disapproval is usually envy."
Appearances do matter - yes. I did not say that you should not take care of yourself, did I?
It is a rewarding experience to accept your natural self. And not to be overruled by the weird or skewed perspective of a certain culture. When it is appropriate. When it is truly your call. Of course that comes at a cost. I did not claim the opposite. But I have a longing for the independent thinker - be it man or woman.
I was a bit harsh on my part. I have a strong opinion but I went a little too far with it. I made it personal. I am sorry if I offended you. I also do not deny that I am out of touch. I just have a different set of top priorities. When I am 60 - I gladly welcome every wrinkle that I have - for it is a sign that I have lived among men - that I laughed, cried and that I worried. Beauty is an asset, yes. But to rely on it is a bet you cannot win. All sorts of things happen - a sickness like breast cancer (the most common type of cancer for women) or an accident can take this away from you. I hate to see women develop self-doubt or depressions - cause they have atopic dermatitis or they have to get cortisone injections etc. and then they feel insecure about their body. But enough of that...
Anyway - when you hit 60 I hope that you are in good health. Cause seeing my wrinkled face might give you the shock of your life.
Well, I grew up among women (Yankee New Englanders) who didn't give a damn about wrinkles or grey hair. They embraced the marks of aging, affirmed them, revered them, and held all of the views that you are espousing - until they actually GOT wrinkles and grey hair. Then they were appalled. They're not self-hating as a result, and they're not going out and spending a fortune on treatments, but they do wish they had taken better care of their skin. If they had read, years ago, something like what I have written, maybe they would have.
You don't seem to be able to read any subtleties into what I am writing. You think that someone who takes preventive care of their skin, must be some sort of shallow anorexic bulemic body-dysmorphic Botoxing freak show. Maybe English isn't your first language - the expression "I have lived among men" is extremely creepy to me (what's wrong about living among humans generally??); maybe it reads differently in your language.
And, the women I know who have had cancer have cared even MORE about their appearances than they did before, unless they were depressed. So you are wrong, if you think that once you get a terrible diagnosis/treatment, suddenly you don't care how you look. It is life affirming for them to look better rather than worse. A few months ago I was telling an acquaintance (who is from overseas) that she should be doing better things with her hair and clothing since she is so incredibly pretty (which she is) that it was ridiculous that she was letting herself go to pot with age (as I thought). It turned out that she had cancer; she had kept it a secret from everyone. But she was very, very, VERY happy to be told how pretty she is (by someone who didn't know she was sick), and now she is doing more for her looks because NOW (because of my social blunder) she realizes that her looks are not lost.
BTW, you do not seem aware of the cause of wrinkles. They are not caused by laughing, crying or having exciting and fulfilling life experiences. They are caused by sun exposure. You can have all of the same life experiences with a hat on, that you have without a hat on. Avoiding wrinkles does not have to reduce your number of gratifying and enlightening life experiences.
I doubt that your wrinkled face will register on me, as most of my best friends are very wrinkled.
Looks more like a BiTCH bar to me...
I think I might have to rub one out