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Apple Unveils World-Changing Wrist-Band - Live Feed
Judging by the euphoric exaggeration and fanboyism on mainstream media this morning, today's Apple Watch (not iWatch, definitely not iWatch) unveiling promises to be "world-changing" for the 'wearables' industry (as well as numerous "first time ever..." comments). Of course, there are 'watches' on the market already, but as Reuters Jason Fields 'jokes', the Apple Watch, of course, does more. The face is high resolution and in color. It even has apps that allow you to do a few of the things you’d be able to do if only you could muster the strength to dig your hand into the front pocket of your jeans, or do a little digging in your handbag.
Netflix crushed...
- *HBO SAYS APPLE WILL BE EXCLUSIVE LAUNCH PARTNER FOR STAND ALONE
Apple TV sales are doing so well, they are cutting prices?
- *APPLE HAS SOLD 25 MLN APPLE TV UNITS TO DATE
- *APPLE LOWERING APPLE TV ENTRY PRICE TO $69, FROM $99
Everything else...
- *APPLE SAYS 700M IPHONES SOLD SO FAR: THE VERGE
- *COOK: APPLE PAY OFF TO `MOST AMAZING' START
- *COOK SAYS APPLE PAY SUPPORTED BY MORE THAN 2,500 BANKS
- *COOK SAYS APPLE TRIPLED NUMBER OF PLACES ACCEPTING APPLE PAY
- *APPLE SAYS EVERY MAJOR CAR BRAND HAS COMMITTED TO CARPLAY
- *APPLE: MORE THAN 40 MODELS WITH CARPLAY SHIPPING BY YEAR END
- *APPLE SAYS MORE THAN 900 APPS TRACKING HEALTH, FITNESS
- *APPLE SAYS 'RESEARCH KIT' TURNS IPHONES INTO DIAGNOSTIC TOOL
- *APPLE SAYS WORKED WITH MEDICAL INSTITUTIONS
- *APPLE SAYS USERS DECIDE HOW MEDICAL DATA SHARED
- *APPLE SAYS IT WON'T SEE MEDICAL DATA
Macbooks... (because it was really starting to get heavy)
- *APPLE SAYS NEW MACBOOK 24% THINNER
- *APPLE SAYS NEW MACBOOK THINNEST EVER AT 13.1 MM THIN
- *APPLE SAYS IT INVENTED NEW KEYBOARD FOR NEW MACBOOK
- *APPLE SAYS NEW MACBOOK HAS 12-INCH DISPLAY
Apple Watch...
- *COOK SAYS APPLE WATCH THE MOST PERSONAL DEVICE THEY'VE CREATED
- *APPLE WATCH HAS `GLANCES' FOR THINGS CHECKED MOST FREQUENTLY
- *APPLE SAYS WATCH ALLOWS FULL E-MAILS TO BE READ
- *APPLE: `DIGITAL TOUCH' ALLOWS FOR WATCH-TO-WATCH COMMUNICATION
- *APPLE SAYS PHONE CAN BE SET DOWN AT HOME, WATCH STILL WORKS
- *APPLE WATCHES TO COST $349-$1,099, HIGH-END TO START AT $10,000
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How The Market Is Responding...
A Gold Macbook!!!!!! BUYBUYBUY
Timex... or time will tell?
BNN notes 5 Things To 'Watch' for...
HOW WILL THIS WORK?
You’ll need to have a smartphone on you in order for the Watch to connect to the Internet or to cellular networks: it doesn’t have its own wireless connection (unlike some devices that have been announced, like the LG Urbane, which runs on a WebOS system).
There seem to be three ways users can interact with the smart features of the Watch: it has a touchscreen for some functions, a scroll wheel/watch stem controller for navigation, and a companion app for your iPhone (no, there is no sign you can get an Android app for Watch). Through these controls users will be able to access and customize apps on the Watch. Expect to see extended demos of software made by Apple (iTunes, iMessage, etc.) and also third-party content from the likes of Facebook, Twitter and others.
There also appears to be a fourth interface strictly for consuming: the glance. Developers working with Apple have reported the company is urging any on-watch functions should take no more than 10 seconds. Notifications would obviously take less, but that focus on saving time (reported by Bloomberg among others) has another salutary effect: saving battery life.
HOW LONG WILL IT LAST?
This is the most critical aspect of the Watch, and Apple may remain vague about it. A watch that lasts all day is an expectation, not an option. (The latest Pebble smartwatch claims to last for a week on one charge.) In September, Apple suggested you’d recharge the Watch “at night.”
But battery power doesn’t just affect whether you get your retweet notification at 7 p.m., but also what kind of apps you get at all. Developers have realized that Apple’s rules for third-party apps restrict access to some of the key sensor tech; NFC (near-field communication that allows for mobile payments), heartbeat sensors and even the gyrometer (for motion-sensing) will all be locked down.
You won’t be able to wave your hand to activate something like a drone with your Watch, for example. And TechCrunch is reporting that notifications will cease when the Watch isn’t on your wrist. That will help extend battery life, but may eliminate some of the hoped-for “wow” features like gesture controls or games designed to measure your anxiety.
HOW MUCH IS IT?
The widely reported figure is that $349 (U.S.) will be the lowest price for a Watch. What we don’t know is what the average Watch will cost.
Nothing that Apple sells now has anywhere near the customization options that the Watch will have, from multiple colours, metals, sizes, bands, and who knows what other options (Bloomberg says Apple even has a fancy leather charging box). And there is cottage industry of guesses about the higher-end gold alloy Watches from tech figures like Marco Arment and John Gruber, who peg the luxury version price between $5,000 and $20,000.
We might even see retail boss Angela Ahrendts come up on stage to explain how the Apple store experience could be rebuilt to create a Watch boutique to help customers manage all these choices. What Apple doesn’t want are repeats of this kind of anti-Mac Genius rant/performance.
HOW MANY WILL THEY SELL?
Analysts are all over the map, but one recent guess from Strategy Analytics suggests it could sell 15 million Watches in 2015, translating into a 55 per cent global market share. That suggests we’ll see a lot of sales for the other smartwatch makers too, as there were only 4.8 million smartwatches sold in all of last year. “The Apple Watch is the catalyst to ignite the global smartwatch market,” wrote Cliff Raskind, Director at Strategy Analytics.
If that sounds pretty lofty, don’t forget Apple just kicked AT&T off the Dow Jones Industrial Average index and its market cap is almost $740-billion. Consider this nugget of Watch prediction wisdom from Stratechery analyst Ben Thompson: “Apple is on the verge of leaving the narrowly-defined smartphone market behind entirely, instead making a play to be involved in every aspect of its consumers’ lives.”
WILL THERE BE “ONE MORE THING?”
Do not expect news on the much-fantasized Apple Car, or the fever dream that is an Apple TV. Don’t plan on hearing new details about Beats Music service and don’t expect any news on bigger Microsoft Surface-style “pro” iPads. At most, there could be a Macbook update, or some other cheering about a peripheral product. This is Apple Watch’s second debut, but it will still take centre stage because we’re much closer to its arrival in stores: Most expect it will ship in April.
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Live Feed (via Apple - note, only works on Apple products) - click image for link to feed
Alternative Live Feed (via CNET)
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Some thoughts on Apple Watch...
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Via Ransquawk, The following report provides a useful overview of some of Apple's biggest suppliers for iPhone parts, ahead of the well anticipated launch of the expected Apple Watch at the media event scheduled for 1700GMT/1200CDT March 9th 2015.
MAIN POINTS:
APPLE WATCH
As this event is expected to unveil the Co.’s watch product for the first time, the full list of suppliers for the Apple Watch is unknown as of yet. However, based on previous products, firms that could benefit from the launch include: Quanta Services (PWR), Micron (MU), NXP Semiconductors (NXP), Texas Instruments (TXN), Maxim (MMS) and Broadcom (BRCM). Furthermore, after last year’s media event, Goldman Sachs suggested the Apple Watch could include flexible OLED display supplied by Universal Display (OLED)
Conversely, firms that may be adversely affected by the announcement include: Sony (SNE), Qualcom (QCOM), Garmin (GRMN). Of note, luxury watch brands such as Rolex and Omega are not expected to be greatly impacted by the release.
MAIN FEATURES:
- Sizes - Expectations are for 2 iWatch sizes and 3 styles.
- Prices - Expected to start from USD 349 (Apple Watch Sport), with further price points of USD 350, USD 550 and USD 950.
- Battery life – Apple is currently targeting 2.5 hours of ‘heavy’ use or 3.5 hours of ‘standard’ use. However, users will likely only be actively interacting with the device at short intervals throughout the day. As such, aims were for 3-4 days of standby or sleeping mode, but have now been lowered to 2-3 days. This could prove decisive in terms of customer appeal as iPhone models with short battery life have come under increased scrutiny in the past.
- Features: Heart rate at a glance, iPhone companion app, music, improved interactivity features that most other smart watches.
Many technology firms have been exploring the increasingly popular world of wearable technology, and the iWatch has the potential to pack-in a lot of new features including the technology for a wellness and fitness tracker, wireless charging, flexible OLED screens, and NFC support for Apple’s potential mobile payments system, however this all remains speculation. One big sticking-point with investors could be the bill though, with suggestion that the price-tag will be in excess of USD 300, making it substantially more expensive than similar products on the market.
OTHER POTENTIAL PRODUCTS – Update to MacBook Air...
Could include:
- Retina display
- Faster CPU
- Thinner bezel display
- Pressure-sensitive touchpad
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The Onion's forecast on the Apple Watch features...
- 13-megapixel camera enables users to take crystal-clear pictures of wrist
- Allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time
- Discreet, but not so discreet that anyone would mistake it for a regular watch
- Comes in a variety of colors and styles to express your personal submission to the planet’s dominant tech company
- Adjustable ticking volume
- All the convenience of a traditional watch that needs to be charged every 12 hours
- Built-in thinkpiece regarding the increased connectivity yet simultaneous isolation of the millennial generation
- Small size and intricate circuitry able to drive twice as many Chinese workers to suicide as iPhone
- Makes it easier for muggers to see whether or not you’re carrying an expensive electronic device
- Another screen to throw into your current rotation of things you look at
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And finally...
"Hey bro, you got the time?" "Yeah, it's ... hang on. Just a sec. God fucking damnit. " pic.twitter.com/2R4MXIVIcY
— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) September 9, 2014
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iPlease...
A computer on your wrist might be good for...something but Apple is dreaming if they think Moore's Law and the economics of retail luxury goods can exist symbiotically.
And the FED says apple wrist watches may be considered money, but gold isnt.
RIPS
Wait till it becomes the dominant way of paying for stuff in the store (with your PIN or fingerprint as the Biometric verifier).
When TPTB get enough sheep to go cashless, cash will become obsolete because of the "Cost on cash" (allegedly, due to "Handling costs" of Phyz Currency).
Oh fuck, I shouldn't go giving them ideas, given that their trolls surf/lurk here and will no doubt run off to their handlers (who'll go to their bosses) to pass of the idea as their own. Fucking parasites!
"World Changing" ???? Really?
I don’t think it would look better on my wrist than the gold Rolex.
Although, I would get one if it included a phaser with a “kill” setting on it.
iWatch - so that you too can be stylin standing in bread lines.
OMFG!! I GOTTA GET ONE!!
I WANT IT SO BAD!
HOW DID I EVER LIVE THIS LONG WITHOUT ONE!!
Nahhh... Think I'll but moar ammo instead...
If you can move all of your ammo on a two wheel dolly, you don't have enough.
I use a forklift
Am I good??
Nahhhhh...
And I wish CNET would just STFU!
This is just another POS for the painfully insecure neurotic dweebs out there.
Hope that CNET bimbo shoves her foot up that dweebs ass soon.
Wrist watch? Apple is one step away from Frankenstein bolts...they will just implant an electronic gadget in the side of your neck.
I still just look at the sun and make a ruff calculation.
Just another electronic gadget to destroy and degrade our spirits further.
Whats the use of doing something faster or looking better when its at the expensive of our spirituality?
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No technology, no electronic gadget, nothing that Apple can invent - can duplicate the love and spirit of direct contact with each other.
LoL...I´ll give it a week after sales commence and you´ll have blowjob clips for your fucking apple watch to wack off too...and it´ll even sense your upcoming money shot and start to vibrate. Progress!!
I'm proud to have the spirituality of a feral hog.
It keeps me from getting distracted by more important things.
Apple has finally reduced the world for bling conscious muggles to less than 2 inches.
Bloomberg said the "watch us" watch does not look like a Steve Jobs' product. During the PR Bloomberg event their were images of the watch. There appeared to be a "666" burned in the display.
Great, pay 400 bucks so Big Brother can track us in style. I'll stick with mainspring watches - ya never know when or where the next EMP or cell phone tower jam gonna be.
340usd for that... hmmm, ok i will take your lil 3 inch barrel gun instead.
Think I will wait for the i cheese straightener
It's ugly.
If 2 years ago I had a 10'x12' storage room full to the rafters of CCI .22lr I would have made a helluva profit. 2 yrs from now I will be typing the same thing about 5.56 M855. Lead is the new gold/silver. Seriously, we have all lost money investing in PMs. Ammo has outperformed most investments out there.
I-shit coming to a store near you soooon
please make sure to do the line for this hot item
Pre requisite:
must have an iphone
must have an ipad
must have an iwatch
and must have an mac-TV
100% finance is available for everyone , and we mean every sheeple
the item is only $5000 (yup 5k)
Next up:
The Anal Band. Yes, it will be marketed as the i-Shit.
iPLUG
Therefore I am not sure, if I like golden Mac products.
On the other hand it maybe indicates that TPTB are about to be ready to pump up the price of gold...
Why would you need a watch and a smart phone?
Redundant?
Cuz obsessing over one screen is not enough.
Why both?
Many reasons..
-Stereoscopic viewing
-Multitasking
-Selfie wearing iWatch and Google Glass
-Talking to yourself
-No real life
Why do you need the Watch AND a smartphone?
Because the POS Apple Watch has no phone capabilities.
On the other hand, this kicks the Apple Watch's A** for less money (and has been available for months:
http://www.samsung.com/us/explore/gear-s-features-and-specs/
And the Samsung is a stand-alone phone, unlike the POS Apple Watch.
With a wrist watch and smartphone - you can time yourself how fast you can jerk off, while surfing the net in a random place.
So only for real winners. Will this company aiming at such exquisite customers ever become successful?
i DON'T CARE APPLE .
yeah, that sounds sort of ridiculous to me. If I'm going to go out jogging and want to use my watch, I don't want to also have to carry my phone, because wasn't that the point in the first place?
watches ! i don't need no stinkin watches...
This is the watch for anyone who doesn't know what time it is, or even really care. But it's cool to be seen wearing one.
Consumers are redundant.
i was trying to come up with a clever derogatory term for any asshole that actually buys one of these things, like "glasshole" for google glass. and then it hit me - "asshole" is all that's needed.
I'm holding out for the wristband iNuketm
Death, disease and destruction in all directions -- makes a great gift, too.
Can't wait for the iHeadband attachment...so that you can project the time at people as you walk past them, or use your new Apple Watch as a headlamp or reading light. And as you're walking down the street, if you want to get the attention of a good looking girl, at the push of a botton in your pocket, it will even display a red pulsating heart or winking eye. The possabilities are endless.
fuck that I want the new wall street tool: I-BTFD
Does it have an Airplane Mode?
Apple couldn't call it the iWatch because the NSA had already gotten a trademark on that name. And you didn't know that because it was done in secret, of course.
the iwatch, oh they call it apple watch. cause it is not iwatching you 24-7. a camera that follows you everywhere but isn't sometimes in your pocket.
SHITE
Sent by my my shIteWatch.
Waterproof up to 0.0002 meters
so nyc in summertime is out.
>>Wait till it becomes the dominant way of paying for stuff in the store (with your PIN or fingerprint as the Biometric verifier).
what does everyone think The Mark of the Beast in the Book of Revelation is referring to? Amazing this was written almost 2000 years ago and we're seeing it come to fruition today. Everyone at some point will be forced to buy or sell anything via technology. If you don't "take the mark" you won't eat, work or survive in our society. The technology is there we just have to get the people to accept what will ultimately become their slavery.
how would they launder their filthy drug lucre?
So the latest Apple toy is an iWatch which is supposedly good for shopping but is pretty useless as a watch. And, you need an iPhone too, for connectivity. And you need to recharge it every night or so. OK, I can see now Apple becoming a trillion dollar company...
i did not see any PM dealers as suppliers--I bet they buy shots of gold and have to melt thena nd form them teh Apple way, of course, in China. Wil china actually let gold leave the country?
Wil china actually let gold leave the country? Will we ever see gold-plated tungsten in an Apple Watch?
I'll take the watch on the right..
more pimpin, less techie...
Really going to hurt Apple iPhone sales.
Oh wait....
My question is:
Now that the 401k MOMOS are gonna have to buy AAPL stock because it's in the DOW?
Are they gonna have to buy this POS to go along with it which comes complete with a 4PM 'Closing Bell' alarm feature?
More importantly ~ when AAPL stock finally tanks, will they just use the FAT FINGER excuse because all the little polka dots were too small?
iDespair
On the bright side, purchasing an iWatch is like a self-selecting list for the Camps.
Is there going to be a free Obama version ?
I'm thinking you're gonna be emptying your bitcoin wallet to buy one.
Just think ~ You could have had 3 [if you'd have gone to cash in 2012]...
Obamawatch:
http://data1.ibtimes.co.in/en/full/557813/doomsday-clock.jpg
Holy shit ~ That dude looks like Fire Marshall Bill!
Get your Apple Watch here - complete with built in RFID!! Wear it all the time, you have to (presidential executive order)
Wearables will become implantables.
It is a good intelligence & 'think for yourself' test, however.
If you buy one, you fail.
Already happened
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-31042477
BOHICA!
Hmmm, a bit late on the "world-changing wristband" bandwagon there Apple. PornHub beat you to it!
http://www.thewankband.com
Rally and consolidate the neckbeards, and you can IPO a small electric provider.
I will stick with my 20 year old automatic Speedmaster.
I'll stick with my Dick Tracy watch I got for trading in Bazooka Joe wrappers.
Citizen Eco-drive imitation "Oyster". 10 years old, Quartz, water-proof to 200 metres. No batteries.
Wife bought me a Tag that I never wear because I'm afraid of scratching it up.
Rochefocauld
- Water resistant to 3 atmospheres
- Tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.
Mine tells time anywhere on earth - if you know the time zone and understand addition and subtraction.
I've got a drawer full of watches.Haven't worn one in ten years, maybe longer.
As I said to Lady C the other day about summertime changeover;
Who wears watches anymore ?
Does anyone really know what time it is?
Does anyone really care?
Except [of course] Mr. Chambers...
Chambers: "What time is it?"
Computer: "There is no time in space. This is to say there is no chronology that can be calibrated."
Chambers: "I said what time is it, what time is it on earth? Can you tell me that without an exercise in euclidean geometry? Now, just tell me what time it is on earth."
Computer: "On earth it would be 12:00 noon"
On topic — "Time Has Come Today" by the Chambers Brothers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHfB63ln1Ig
Ladies & Gentleman... THE TIME [in Applespeak]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBsuFlfKCfc
@ Thirst :
Loved that episode. .. tho i always had a problem with 'the time on earth is 12 noon' .... as if it were noon everwhere on earth. :/
I kno right...
Since I no longer have to wear suits & ties, I'll stick with my Seiko G-Shock. Solar powered so battery never has to be changed. Sets itself by the atomic clock every 24 hours and I've never seen it to be off by a second (when comparing to an atomic wall clock). Alarm, timer, stop watch, and global times in multiple cities. Waterproof to far deeper than I'll ever need - 200 meters. Can take the recoil of heavy kicking rifles and magnum handguns with ease. - - And for around a hundred bucks. Pretty tough to beat - at least for me. My other, more expensive watches spend all their time in a drawer now.
ah fer fucks sake.......
48 hours from now we'll really kno ~ won't we?
Made of Gold you say? Does it Tickle Your Balls if you're having a bad day?
iLisa
Coolest feature is the way it goes "Baaa Baaa" at ten minutes before the hour.
iBooooring
Their mission: Make you look crazy for not wearing one.
Your mission: Make your friends, family and neighbors know that by having one in your presence, they become the enemy. If my company were large enough, I'd make it corporate policy that by wearing one of these on company property or on company business, it is a termination offense.
discrimination!!111!
I worked at Hughes Aircraft in Newport beach ca. where all the digital watch technology was developed and promptly given to the Japanese. I had a couple of the led ones. Batteries lasted about a day. Now I'm the proud owner of a $10 analog sportsmans guide plastic watch which keeps almost perfect time. I've had it for about 5 years now.
I have a solar powered Casio analog/digital world time watch ($32 on Amazon). The Japanese thank you for all your hard work.
You can still get a Casio calculator watch on eBay for $16...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Casio-CA53W-1-Classic-Mens-Water-Resistant-Calcu...
If I see you wearing one..you automatically drop 30 IQ points in my mind...
Can IQ go negative? I guess we are about to find out.
Given the state of things, I'd say there's little choice in the matter.
dog collar
Potential Marketing Taglines:
1) "the answer to the question nobody ever fucking asked"
2) "exclusively for cunts"
3) "Telling the World You're a Schmuck Has Never Been So Easy"
4) Free!
5) Now you don't need the iPhone to tell time!
6) You can tell the pawn dealer it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Gstaad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLo7tHDHgOc
4)"AppleWatch: The Next Level in Slavish Devotion to Trendy, Conformist Status Symbols"
did u mean state-us?
I'm Tim Cook...SAY MY NAME!
How do you wind it?
Fucking-A!
LMFAO!
++1100
Why, stick your arm out in the breeze you silly person !!!
(fortunately its wind AND rain proof)
It's not everyday you get to see a modern Edsel.
Unfortunately for Ford, when they released the Edsel they didn't have their own lobotomized fan-boy army of millions that would wait in line to buy it.
Ha! True. I wonder if lemmings get excited by new cliffs?
I'm waiting for the Apple Headband.
With any luck, it'll turn into a tourniquet.
I can't wait to see this.
So I won't.
DavidC
Peak retard.
Peak? You are quite the optimist.
Wow groundbreaking, it can connect to the internet.
Through your phone it can connect to the internet.
With a service provider monthly payment. And my phone already does that...
"If ye love wealth better than liberty,
the tranquility of servitude
better than the animating contest of freedom,
go home from us in peace.
We ask not your counsels or your arms.
Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you.
May your chains set lightly upon you,
and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."
do I need google glass to use it?
"What watch?"
"Ten watch."
"Such much?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th0G8rkhBqg
dumb shit for dumb ass ..
Ok, it's safe to wear your watches again.
Next up, the iCamera.
iDumbass is in iOwner of an iWatchmyselfgettingdumber
eyecamera.
Holy Mother of God!
Just sold my Patek Philippe watch to pick up 500 of these to go with my 900 other Apple gadgets.
Perfect accessory for an aging population. *squints at screen*
Geezers like me can always opt for the Apple Pocket Watch version, aka iPad Mini.
Time to go long dermatologists.
I'm sure oncology is going to be the natural progression in addition.
The near-future for this glitzy piece of crap (best demonstrated in the movie Trading Places):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLo7tHDHgOc
Priceless.
iDud.
Dick Tracy's was better.
Yes, it was. It left room for a gun in his pocket.
Apple Cock Ring.
This will be the ultimate "must have" for apple worshippers. They will stand in line for weeks at a chance to pay $10,000 dollars for one. They really are zombies when it comes to anything apple!
IMO the watch is butt ugly!
looks like it's made to go with thick ankles----
So Hillary will want one.
Crikey! The house-arrest market! Tim yer a jenius!
When you see someone wearing one of these "watches", you will be seeing someone who is much more a part of the problem than the solution.
No shit, this really IS a game-changer! It will effect the fundamental way that we ALL live our lives on a daily basis! I'm going to wear it while commuting on my Segway!!
Wow, you can tell time by glancing at your wrist. Definitely the most innovative Apple product ever! I look for a ten-bagger in AAPL stock price -- I'm all in. Seven billion inhabitants of earth and every one of them will be standing in line to buy one of these things.
The only line you will see me standing in will be the one with the smarter blokes laughing our collective asses off at the complete and utter stupidity of the dipshits that bought one.
I fear we as society are irretrieveabley fucked.
Will it be illegal to look at your Apple Watch as you're driving?
If you have an iCar you can drive it using your Apple Watch.
I forget, does mocking Apple products put you on the no-fly list?
No, but when they see that on your wrist, they're going to want to check everywhere...
No but it will definitely get the ishit ifans all over your nuts
The iWatchitfail will make the user more powerful than SPAAAAACE GHOOOOOOSSSTTT!!!
So, yer sayin' there's a spank-ray app? :>D
ZH making fun of something it hasn't even tried yet. Keep listening to ZH on Apple, they've been so spot on thus far. Apple's been a four bagger over 5 years, about the same time ZH has been around give or take.
The watch is going to be popular with active folks. People like the big phones but too clunky to exercise with.
http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=AAPL+Interactive#%7B%22range%22%3A%22...
re Apple's been a four bagger over 5 years..
Oh yeah? Hillary's been a four-bagger over 25 years...
So go smaller with two devices? I can see the issue here. In reality, it's called practical realistic limits of marginal return. Also, when your watch stops working, you can turn to find somebody ran off with your larger iPhone that you put down over there while you were exercising...