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Meet FaceBook For Fanatics: ISIS Launches CaliphateBook Social Network

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Islamic State has finally had enough of being blacklisted by popular social media sites and has decided to take matters into its own hands. Just weeks after warning Twitter founder Jack Dorsey that ISIS “lions” were “coming to take [his] breath,” it appears the group may be plotting to carry out their revenge the way any good capitalist would: by launching a competing product. 

Here’s Reuters

Islamic State supporters, facing regular bans and blockages on Facebook and other social networks, have launched their own CaliphateBook to spread their militant message over the Internet.

 

The site 5elafabook.com, which resembled Facebook but appeared unfinished, went live on Sunday then went offline again a day later and its linked Twitter account was shut down (ZH: Jack Dorsey apparently wants to protect his market leader position)...

 

It was unclear who created 5elafabook.com -- a name based on an English transliteration of the Arabic word for caliphate 'khelafa' -- or how many members it attracted.

The group, known for its slickly produced videos, demonstrated a bit less in the way of technical expertise with this effort, turning to “Socialkit,” a DIY product available for the bargain price of $40.

As Reuters notes, members were initially split on whether the group should make the always tricky leap from Caliphate to social network proprietor, but in the end, the opportunity to clear up mainstream misconceptions about what the group is all about outweighed more general concerns about security: 

Islamic State supporters held a debate in a separate web forum on whether platforms like 5elafabook could be trusted or whether they could be used by IS's enemies to gain intelligence, according to the militancy watchdog SITE Intelligence Group.

 

"There is no secure website, even if it did belong directly to the Islamic State, because the servers are controlled by the governments, which can take all the IP addresses of those who visited the website," said a user calling himself Taqni Minbar.

 

The message on 5elafabook.com said the site's main purpose "was to clarify to the whole world that we do not only carry guns and live in caves as they imagine ... We advance with our world and we want advancement to become Islamic." 

Although the site is “temporarily shut down in order to protect the info and details of its members" — which presumably robs us of the best chance we had at identifying those “recruits and people who may carry out attacks” that the FBI recently told us to be on the look out for — we would note that thanks to a new 70-page study by The Brookings Institute, we finally have a profile of the archetypal terrorist Twitter user. Behold: 

ISIS supporters are not Apple fanboys…

...generally lean towards mentioning ISIS in hashtags (makes sense)...

...prefer terror-related avatars but in a bind will settle for the generic “white egg on green background”...

...like being where the action is but don’t mind Hawaii and Arizona…

… and generally send between 0-50 tweets per day…

Here’s a an overview of what Brookings thinks are the key talking points: 

And while New Yorkers are busy looking over their shoulders for suspicious-looking, murderous ISIS terrorists who may or may not be plotting (from their Brooklyn apartments) to assassinate a diplomat, Brookings can tell you exactly where the bad guys are based on their tweets: 

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This exhaustive study would appear to validate the concerns some ISIS supporters had about their whereabouts being determined based on their use of social networks.

While we’re not sure if CaliphateBook (screenshot below) will ever catch on, we do advise you to be suspicious of anyone eating Nutella while tweeting. 

 

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Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:41 | 5875425 Vagabond
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So this is where you go to sign up for USG's terrorist list, and to give them the latest updates?

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:43 | 5875439 zorba THE GREEK
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I guess we can look foward to an ISIS dating site soon.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:46 | 5875458 e_goldstein
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Girl, you da bomb.

(but seriously, yeah, you are the bomb).

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:52 | 5875493 Thirst Mutilator
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Match.bomb

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:06 | 5875561 TruxtonSpangler
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WhoIs lookup shows Kimberly Kagan

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:39 | 5875705 90's Child
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The whole point of the ISIS website is so the CIA can root out "home grown extremists"

Same with twitter, people share ISIS related shit and CIA monitors that adding them to the "category".

People on those sites will be approached by a member of "IS" seeing if they are interested in joining or engaging at home and then the FBI with the help of the CIA will soon make headlines for "Busting at home terrorist plots" which they enabled and fabricated to catch these 'terrorists' just so they can justify the "War on Terror"

There will always be terrorists whether they are real or influenced by informants working for the CIA.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:54 | 5875764 Manthong
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Aw c’mon, what’s the big deal?

It’s not as if they were some crazy domestic Christian group desperately clinging to their guns and Bibles.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:23 | 5875846 BLOTTO
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I find it amazing for a bunch of ISIS guys driving around in toyota pick trucks with machines guns mounted in the back firing in the air - can get this level of technological 'sophistication' all by themselves and someone allowing it to happen...

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And considering no one even heard of them pre-2014.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:39 | 5875896 balanced
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There is no IS as it's been packaged and sold to us. IS = CIA. Just like the Taliban, it's all created, funded, trained, armed, and directed by the CIA. Here's a picture of McCain with the new IS "Leader in Libya". It's all bullshit.

 

http://conservative-headlines.com/2015/03/media-blackout-after-us-ally-b...

 

 

Wed, 03/11/2015 - 07:29 | 5876849 Richard Chesler
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Free kiddie porn sponsored by Allah!

 

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 21:30 | 5876067 logicalman
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Satellite internet can't be cheap in the kinds of places IS operates.

Must have some serious backers ;-)

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 21:05 | 5875865 Cadavre
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 Happy 6th Birthday: The Day FASB Folded & "Mark-To-Fantasy" Was Born

Was thinking FASB ended through the repeal, when careful DNA analysis determined el presidente's love spatter smudged n Ms Monica's black dress (did that "not too fat and not too many pimples" plumper ever go to the dry cleaners?) carried the day, like way back when sayan CHief Justice William Brandies little visit to Woody Woodrow Wilson got the then schmuck of a prez to restart WWI, accept the idea of partitioning Palestine for the for act of the UN SC, chartering the State of Israel, create the IRS, the FED and income taxes (and direct election of sinators) to fund the newly created and Schmitt controlled Forever War and Genocide Exchange project, ta-da-daaaaaa Her Majesty's Shitter, the Federal Reserve.

Once upon a time in a place far far away ...

The way mark to market was spozed to work was that the portfolio manager would divide up his risk assets into two categories, Hold and / or Available for Sale . For assets declared available for sale, the manager would have to mark, carry, report, whatever,  the asset to the lesser of either the book value (principal +/- cost), or market value.

The mark to market rule was that a portfolio manager had to find three recent trades for the asset and use the lowest price as the "marked to market" print (when declared as available for sale) for the asset. (that's cause they held on to the liquid high yield paper).

`Member investor bitching about the low yield on a par purchase treasury with a 12% coupon (aaaah - doze were de daze)...

Fast Forward to 2008

`Member the senate banking  committee's helium filled fluff ball questions was pretending they were doing what we paid for and asking the Wall Street Primaries Coke Heads, that, BTW, and also, comp our political class employees nooner quickies in the K-Street Kiddie Brothels. That was an entirely different kind of market value thingamabob. Recall the reason they could not determine a market value: "there was no market value". Honest Injun, that's what the Wall Street White Shoes said! They couldn't noodle an ask, and fir sure no bids were blowing over the front office's counter. It was junk and an already swapped down to the nth and every fucking body knew it!

So what do ya do, DF? Well, Fasb said if an asset available for sale, you have to show it at the market value when it's trading at, which by orders in these and those daze, and by orders, less than the accrued cost of the asset.

So if the asset is available for sale and there is zero market then FASB says (very simply) you carry it at Market (zero) less book, ie; a negative print. You go bankrupt and the insurer pays the principal due to bond holders. That's the wat capitalism is spozed to work.

WhHat was the crisis our Diebold Selectees in the Senate were trying to avoid? Answer is obliviously obvious: Paying out of pocket to fondle kiddies.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 21:50 | 5876151 OldPhart
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Man, that's really concerning.  I, too, tweet between zero and fifty times a day (zero, not exactly sure what a tweet is or how to go about doing one).  But I've already had my personal encounters with NSA and FBI.  Pretty sure most everyone posting anywhere on Zero Hedge will eventually get a 'visit'.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 22:14 | 5876239 Anonymous_Benef...
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Always ask for evidence of jurisdiction. When they can't show it, show them the door. Until they show evidence, exercise the right to remain silent. Equity won't aid a volunteer.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 21:01 | 5875961 RichardParker
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Kagan (husband and wife) team were allegedly spoon feading Petraus...  Frederick Kagan's brother is foreign policy analyst Robert Kagan, whose wife is Victoria Nuland, Assistant Secretary of State for European and Eurasian Affairs. Frederick Kagan is married to Kimberly Kagan, president of the Institute for the Study of War

 

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:58 | 5875774 JuliaS
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beheadbook.com

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:16 | 5875825 ZerOhead
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BurqaBook.com

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:33 | 5875866 JuliaS
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FaceBurqa.com

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 21:51 | 5876153 OldPhart
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fleabook

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 21:25 | 5876047 Bro of the Sorr...
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wow they sure seem well funded. wonder where they get all the money. definitely not from the cia or the neocons or israel or SA

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:47 | 5875464 813kml
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This is too good to not share again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L2fazw5Y9k

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:54 | 5875501 winchester
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@zorba : in france it already exist for 3 years : mektoube.fr 

 

sadest part, is... i'm very serious.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:56 | 5875509 nmewn
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lol...they'll need a jingle for that..."You don't have to be lonely...at Fanatics Only.com."

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:44 | 5875447 stinkhammer
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I just created a Barry Soetoro profile and got 40,000 immediate friend requests

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:51 | 5875487 angel_of_joy
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Fuck their shit ! I can barely tolerate Zuckie's contraption already...

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:56 | 5875511 trader1
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i can smell the honey

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:21 | 5875636 CapnJackDaniel
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Never mind all that, who gets to take it public?

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:54 | 5875742 JuliaS
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Welcome ZeroHeads blog, where as foretold by prophet Muhammad, in the not so distant future the survival rate of infidels drops to zero.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:42 | 5875430 Tinky
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#offwiththeirheads

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:45 | 5875453 kowalli
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where can i sign up? /sacr

fuck this shit, really i mean it. Terrorist group make "facebook for fnatics"

what's next - world wide terrorist organisation? killing people with drones? paper money? global warming?

stop this river of Bullshit

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:55 | 5875506 GeezerGeek
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I'm certain that the NSA will concentrate all their efforts on "facebook for fanatics" and stop watching ZH and the rest of the internet. Right?

I feel so relieved...

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 21:34 | 5876086 logicalman
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Spent the evening out in the woods practicing with my bow until it went dark.

Dinner over a camp fire in the snow with my son.

The river of bullshit was way out of earshot.

Keeps me sane(ish) - him too, hopefully!

 

 

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:10 | 5875455 813kml
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These ISIS chaps appear to be very enterprising, can't wait to invest in their IPO.

Ticker:  CIA (Consolidated Insurgents of Arabia)

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:29 | 5875864 MayIMommaDogFac...
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  •  
    • Farmville for Fanatics
    • Zoo Paradise for Zealots

Sand Hill Road must be salivating over all this potential fortune-making!

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:49 | 5875476 wisefool
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As Long as Tyler sticks with the fight club meme, instead of the Children of Men meme ... It needs to be noted that when facebook popped, you had two cofounders. One dude paid his taxes, one dude got a nasty letter from John "Neocon" McCain. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eduardo_Saverin

Welcome to the party, folks. Also pay your taxes if you can. Revenuers getting real jittery 'round here.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:54 | 5875503 blindman
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Secrets in Plain Sight 1-23 (Full video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L777RhL_Fz4
.
Randy Newman - God's Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEKuGcmW70I

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:57 | 5875524 Van Halen
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Paging Anonymous! Cleanup needed - internet aisle 666.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 18:59 | 5875535 czarangelus
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As is typical for a collapsing Empire, the United States is grooming the very warlords who will replace it when it finally goes down in flames.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:00 | 5875542 Oldrepublic
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not to miss

http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2015/03/the-ambassador-who-worked-from-nairobi-bathroom-to-avoid-state-dept-it

The Ambassador who worked from a Nairobi bathroom to avoid State Dept. IT

 

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:32 | 5875676 813kml
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Sounds like he takes a wide stance on security.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:01 | 5875544 Lumberjack
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And it wasn't blocked? /s, I bet it is run now by the EOE guys who hired physically challenged persons. I will have to go to the local Job Service/Career Center and see who is doing all that hiring. I will wear a sunglasses, have a cane and hearing aids on... This bullshit is getting so bad that Global Warming has mutated into a new MEME. I do offer my sincere apologies to those who are considered challenged and know quite a few who can run circles around those with their faculties in place, especially those synaptically challenged idiots at dot gov.. I suggest you run for office and sue the living bejeesus out of them for denigrating you by their claims that ISIS will hire you. 

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:09 | 5875570 blindman
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?"money", always looking for yield
and a new way to steal/financialie labor.
.
isis, to replace the communist command
and control, infinite recursive construction
with no occupancy or integration neo-para-
dime, china thing?
entering the abstract, incoherent
and vapor realm, indeed.
.
i just like this.
Van Morrison The Philosophers Stone - Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaeXqEnq2R4
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Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:44 | 5875723 Thirtyseven
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"English mother fucker, do you speak it?" -SLJ

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:09 | 5875573 Billy Shears
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An idea only the NSA/CIA could love?

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:46 | 5875727 Thirtyseven
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No wonder Arizona is on the list: US Army Intel/Language center in Fort Huachucha (sp?).

Don't know about Hawaii, probably some navel intel/cyber warfare spot. 

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:15 | 5875600 MrTouchdown
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So... When's the IPO?

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:20 | 5875626 timmeh
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errr.. i think they should call it "Headbook"

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:23 | 5875639 StupidEarthlings
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Come the fuck on.

Is this for real?

Wouldnt surprise me if it was just another scam for the market..like facebook.

Jesus..what is going on in this world?

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:25 | 5875650 lakecity55
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"Achmed, 14, chopped off his first head today"

"Bashir a young warrior from Tikrit, used his suicide vest yesterday. He will be missed."

"Condolences to the family of Sufay, who was killed by an airdropped pallet of ZATO rifles."

(basic Isis tweets)

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:44 | 5875725 Lumberjack
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Funny that he was blind and had no arms.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:11 | 5875811 wisefool
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He must not have been part of the boston bombing. Lots of amputees, all legs.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:37 | 5875689 heisenberg991
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I just signed up and made a bunch of new friends. 

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:47 | 5875734 loregnum
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Yeah nothing CIA about this.

It's as though they are trying to see how ridiculous they can make the whole ISIS thing before even the most brainwashed sheeple call bullshit.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:10 | 5875809 permarig
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Yeah, as fake BS as it gets. The media still pushing all this intelligence agency psyops stuff after what went down with Iraq should be probed for covering up war crimes.

So what's next, IsisPhones and ISIS IPO?

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:36 | 5875878 The Joker
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I can only speak for myself, as to what's next, but I'm really really really hoping for twerking terrorists.

I mean, I WANT TO SEE SOME MOTHER FUCKING TWERKING TERRORISTS! 

I mean, why be half-assed about your social life, take it all the way you stupid twerkerists.  You wanna be cool and involved do you?  It's what everyone's doing so COME ON AND GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:30 | 5875871 J Pancreas
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I can't believe anyone would legitimately think this isisbook is a legit extremist site. One is braindead to not see CIA/NSA fingerprints all over this.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:51 | 5875756 Who was that ma...
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Let's call it FeceBook.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:55 | 5875767 essence
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A facebook where everyone is wearing either an assassins mask or a burka?

How is that going to work out?

 

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:28 | 5875862 The Joker
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It's called Covered Facebook...DUH!

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 19:56 | 5875770 Creepy A. Cracker
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CaliphateBook.  LOL!!! No doubt it will run Facebook out of business.  There will be a lot of "likes" for the the daily beheadings and wife beatings.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:20 | 5875838 coast
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I wonder if isis will have a swinger website?  Have sex then go kill someone...

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:22 | 5875847 The Shape
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They're worried about being identified on social media, so they build their own hackable one stop shop?

Seems legit.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:24 | 5875849 Oswald did it
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Hey, I just found Fred my neighbor on there! I was wondering what he was doing with all those pipe bombs and molotav cocktails in his garage.

   It's such a small world!

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:26 | 5875855 The Joker
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In all my years of living I've never seen anything as stoooopid as this.  This is so stupid on so many levels....so fucking stupid.  Unfuckingridiculously stupid.

Do people actually believe this shit? Anyone?  Hello?  Is this thing on?

 

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:45 | 5875914 roadhazard
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Sounds like a great place to troll.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:49 | 5875927 Kirk2NCC1701
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If you look at the Time Zone chart, you see Hawaii and Arizona flagged. Big whoop, given the size of the population.

What's more curious, is why does Ljubljana (capital of Slovenia), with a mere 200,000 people and 93% Catholic population, has 285 hits. Must be a lot of Albanian, Kosovo and Bosnian Muslims (from old Yugoslavia) there.

p.s. I enjoy noticing things (hiding in plain sight) that others overlook.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 20:51 | 5875935 RmcAZ
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This was from The Onion, right?

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 22:06 | 5876202 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Where are the pics of Muhammad performing cunnilingus on menstruating goats?

(That should get this site torched)

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 22:26 | 5876288 Anonymous_Benef...
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Let me guess...the IPO going to be held on the Tel Aviv Stock Exchange?

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 22:26 | 5876291 Wahooo
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According to the map, ISIS is tweeting from Israel. I think that goes on the conspiracy-proven-true list.

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 23:05 | 5876405 InanimateCarbonRod
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What they need to do is start a Kickstarter campaign to help properly fund the development of a CFB website.   I'll buy that for a dollar!

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 23:49 | 5876509 franciscopendergrass
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Tinder and grindr app coming soon for caliphate

 

 

Tue, 03/10/2015 - 23:55 | 5876520 R19
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Where else are you going to find the hottest goats to fuck?

Wed, 03/11/2015 - 01:08 | 5876595 Jack Daniels Esq
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Joey [Greek] & Goldman - lead IPO bankers

Wed, 03/11/2015 - 01:14 | 5876605 thetruthhurts
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Do they have a page to view virgins?

Wed, 03/11/2015 - 07:45 | 5876879 russwinter
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With "Friends" Like This, Who Needs Enemies:

http://winteractionables.com/?p=19099

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!