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Hillary is still using an old version of Word that has the helpful little assistant in the margin. Except her assistant does not take the form of a smiling paperclip -- her's is an angry eraser.
An angry eraser sneering as it gives all the citizens and the rule of law the finger...
By mid October, 2016 the collective known as the American Electorate will have forgotten all things negative about Clinton and be drunk on the thought of more free shit and venting their hostility at "white men" and "the rich" and all that side-show bullshit the propaganda machine feeds off of.
Lack of transparency is a huge political advantage. And basically, call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically that was really really critical for the thing to pass.
-- Jonathon Gruber
While this is all good, I can't get past the fact that the delete key is on the keyboard, not the mouse. And the delete key doesn't even do that... that's what the backspace key does!
! what difference doe it make !
Some people are extremely literal and poetic license goes right over their heads.
I suggest you try those right and left click buttons on that mouse ---they are quite liberating.
I forgot about that paperclip....I hated that smirking bastard
Obama's smirking Microsoft Assistant is Droney
I wonder if they ever get memory leaks from virus scanners crashing their system right before hitting "fire".
And, the dog was even worse. When you disabled it the dog showed his ASS on the way out!
Always good for a laugh...
The thought of multiple labs throughout the world hacking that server sends a thrill up my leg.
For all the new inovation that goes on in this country we stay stuck with a never ending rehash of shit "politicians" like this one. All I can chalk it up to is stupid/moron voters.
The only people that vote for big gubmint either work for it or live off of it!
P.S. Fuck the Cackling Cunt! No, sorry throw her ass under the bus...several times!
Every single one of us could vote for Ron Paul and it not matter. The electoral college is a magic trick of the us corporation.
And even if the presidential election winner was elected by majority vote, corporations own both sides.
They win. We lose. Do not comply is our only chance of beating this evil empire.
the most prescient quote in all of human history:
Can not be more accurate of a statement. It is unreal what we allow from congress in this age.
"All I can chalk it up to is stupid/moron voters."
Really? You are cognizant of who pulls the politicos strings, right? And further, how the American political system relegates in full force against any 3rd party involvement, and no less with such rules as, you must poll >5% in surveys, to even be invited to primary debates, otherwise you, and your ideas are locked out even if you have millions interested and 10s of millions that could potentially be interested in more sound ideas of governance...so only about the top 5 or 6 annointed ones can even start the race..
This doesn't even consider the winner take all system, which insures no 3rd party involvement nor power sharing.
Woohoo - Democracy!
http://khmer111.blogspot.com/2011/01/destination-for-sex-tourists-in.htm... I likes me some asian
J-s_s f--k, I'll never make it through 2016 listening to the tsunami of BS, alive.
She keeps typing in 0000000.Which was the launch code for the football. Cackling demonically
We emailed some folks
We freebased some folks.
"We emailed some folks" - secretly, from the Cloud. At least we thought it was secretly...
So why doesn't the NSA hand over her emails?
pros always hold back trump cards
Hitlery is probably the worst, but jeez, typically all the corporate candidates suck.
When the phone rings at 3:00 a.m., Cankles cackles.
I loved the look on her face during the speech at the U.N. this week.
The look basically said, "Fuck you. I'm going to get away with this. The story will have perhaps another two days' of legs and then fade away."
And you know what? She's probably right.
In the grand scheme of clinton scandals and the shit the clintons have gotten away with, this ranks about 500. It's understandable that she'd feel that way.
Except that, if you recall, "they" ended up getting Capone on Tax evasion charges, not the thousands of murders and all the other stuff he was responsible for.
So you never know sometimes its the smaller thing that can trip you up.....
Here's hoping anyway.
The only thing "They" are trying to do is get her elected.
Ladies and Gentleman of ZH I proudly bring to you on this day of March 12th a video of our next commander in Cheif. I insist you compare her to the Likes of Washington, Madison, Lincoln. Try not to regurgitate. Please note the wide expanse of her Arse as she goes on a tirade to an innocent reporter...unreal...fucking unreal...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiaI2EZ9ubw
cue the anti-misogynistic, 210 pound 'wide expanse Arse' who occasionally contemplate using the 'I feel fat' emoticon defamation society...
Thirst,
I know how proud you must have been yesterday after waiting for your 210lb fat assed, mao dressed, well accomplished hero to come before the mini-microphone and podium at the U.N. --no less --and state her two device defense only to be wisked away by a african American.. I feel your pain Sir.
Truly yours
D
I never met a 210 lb arse that I [deleted] liked.
Especially when it's attached to a mouthy bitch who thinks she's smarter than she is... [I mean ~ FFS... Roseanne Barr & Rosie O'Donnell just don't do it 4 me]
Call me crazy
TPTB are nutsoid if they affix that to any seat of real power. There's so much pent up venom and malice there she's liable to take out all of her handlers and a goodly number of puppet masters some morning before ordering breakfast. Scary stuff...
All 400 pages of the new FCC internet takeover bill.:
http://govtslaves.info/fcc-finally-releases-400-pages-of-internet-takeov...
“I thought it would be easier to carry just one device for my work and for my personal emails instead of two,” she explained.
Theres some Smart PowerTMright there...lol.
Sooo...um, again I ask, where is Mrs. Clintons server? ;-)
Seriously? ok, next to the blue stained dress, Vinces pistol, Ken starrs book, The cattle futures book, cookie recipe's, Shall I go on?
Soon to be in the Pres Library.
They re-defined the term white out..
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/07/18/clintons-solution-for-the-jobs-cri...
They never painted their roof white but installed servers instead.
"Mrs. Clinton’s explanation that it was more convenient to carry only one device seemed at odds with her remark last month, at a technology conference in Silicon Valley, that she uses multiple devices, including two kinds of iPads, an iPhone and a BlackBerry. She said then: “I don’t throw anything away. I’m like two steps short of a hoarder.”
Theres some more useful information right there, shes kind of a hoarder. So obviously, her personal server inside her house with ALL the emails in question is as safe as a baby in her mothers arms.
Filegate II ;-)
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/11/us/hillary-clinton-email.html?_r=0
#TurnOverTheServerHillary
Wut? Its already started ;-)
Well, at least the Red Star is appropriate for the Jumpsuit Harpy....
Deleter of the free world?
This cartoon is not funny at all.
Aren't there any funny cartoons skewering Hillary?
Ironically the best ones I found are on a Democrat site.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026353349
Looking for the next investment!
Hillary Clinton Action Figure on Kickstarter
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/fctry/hillary-clinton-action-figure
Barbie pretty much rolled her up and smoked her. I've been trying to tell people pantsuits are out, though they would look good on Taylor Swift - she'd make near anything look good. And I know Lagarde may be evil, but she does have some fashion goin' on - she rocks all over Hillary too.
That would look super-cool with a noose around the neck and hanging from a christmas tree.
No one asked Hillary if she used.her private server and email address to contact donors of the Clinton Foundation. Were those the "personal" emails she deleted?
Oh no the DNC might actually have to have a real primary! The sky is falling....
We live in the bizarro world where markets go up while economic catastrophe looms, HRC is inevitably the Dem nominee and therefore the next President and another Bush is a good idea.
Are we talking about the rigged, phony, staged, elections run by the CIA controlled US media?
If someone real was to break through the Mafia wall he'd be shot by a 'Lone nutcase' or his plane would crash.
What does it matter?
Hillary! Listen to the law!
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2015/03/andrew-p-napolitano/el-commandante-a...