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Is This Why Stocks Are Soaring, And Some Context For Today's Melt-Up

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Despite no help from USDJPY, credit, or bonds; US equity markets have algo-ised vertically since the US Open as investors machines BTFWRSSL (Buy The F###ing Worst Retail Sales Since Lehman).It appears investors are once again listening to a certain "world-renowned" talking head on CNBC. But we have seen this divergence before...

 

Deja Bonds Vu...

 

And JPY's not helping...

 

Of course the real reason for the ramp is as follows:

The author of the "Gartman Letter" told CNBC Thursday that his "interest is not in owning U.S. shares at this point."

 

 

 

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Thu, 03/12/2015 - 09:55 | 5881237 FreeShitter
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Bears had hope......

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:00 | 5881259 Oracle 911
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And change.

And how it played out for Americans last time?

I know it is clickbait, but still...

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:10 | 5881262 Headbanger
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IT'S WHAT I SAID HERE YESTERDAY

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-03-11/3-odd-charts#comment-5878246

Except that support line was hit at the close yesterday on the S&P as I was watching the Wilshire in the morning.

We should expect to see further gains for the next week or so cause that's a good size trend line.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 16:24 | 5882860 macholatte
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Is Europe ready to CRASH?

 

Yesterday I put out a very strong recommendation to be a buyer of equities on this weakness with focus on...Europe, focusing on France, Germany" he told CNBC Europe's "Squawk Box."

He added that he was most interested in owning European and Japanese shares. "In those markets, every high has been higher, every low has been higher and they are indeed bull markets...It's abundantly clear," Gartman said.

 

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-im-not-interested-us-072413277.html;_y...


Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:04 | 5881264 FreeShitter
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Whats an american nowadays?

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:08 | 5881283 HonkyShogun
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A welfare-absorbing Nihilist who desipises traditional America and can chimp-out on cue.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:35 | 5881399 Leopold B. Scotch
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A take it for granted, hater of most things "liberty".  Viva la interventionista!

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 09:57 | 5881241 Bush Baby
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Yawn... that was a big surprise, eh?

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:16 | 5881290 ZoroAustrian
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It's not Gartman this time.  C, JPM, USB, and more all announced dividend increases and stock buybacks.  Coordinated much?

And look at financial stocks respond.  Total fraud and a farce rolled into one.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 09:57 | 5881245 Phat Stax
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Once again - scorched.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 09:58 | 5881247 Ness.
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This 'market' is fucking ridiculous.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:04 | 5881267 DavidC
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'Market'?!

I'm with you.

DavidC

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 09:58 | 5881252 Stained Class
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The Gartmanator....

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 11:00 | 5881501 FMR Bankster
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Ha, Ha, the world renowned Gartman letter. Looking to get short this market in advance of his flip to the long side the next few days. I know he doesn't manage any money but he'd better keep this letter gig going if he's trading his own money off his calls.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 09:59 | 5881253 SloMoe
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eeny meeny miny moe...

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 09:59 | 5881254 The Bell Rang
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It's on the way, it will be worth it.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 09:59 | 5881257 kowalli
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Casino is working=)buy high sell low

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:28 | 5881368 EHM
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Short low cover high

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:04 | 5881263 unplugged
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"We Have Front-Row Seats To An Imminent Market Shock", Hedge Fund Billionaire Warns

 

is this the shock you were talking about?  the shock of the move back over 18000 DOW ?

what a moron - does anyone think the oligarchs are going to stand down their printing press & games and idly watch their empire fall ?

LMFAO !!!! 

DOW 20k baby!

bullish!

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:07 | 5881277 stateside
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19 more days until the BOJ officially begins buying US stocks.  Bid them up and the Japanese will gladly pay more.

 

stateside

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:07 | 5881279 FreeShitter
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WWIII before any collapse so sit back and relax for the time being..

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:17 | 5881315 The Bell Rang
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I wouldn't laugh too hard. How does a dow 12000 sound to you by mid 2016 ?  Crazy, we will see.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 11:00 | 5881499 Hubbs
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As the new fashion lingo description,  stock prices will be a binary outcome. The PTB will not, can not, let stocks drop appreciably from their current levels, and thus anticipate rescusitative measures to continue until any and all methods and computer clicks are exhausted. But once all stock buybacks, money infusions etc are exhausted---then the market will tank. It's an all or nothing proposition the way I see it.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 17:41 | 5883158 MeelionDollerBogus
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DOW 30K!!!

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:06 | 5881274 Keltner Channel Surf
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Scary to say, but I'm w/ Gartman, and think this could be a 300 pt turnabout day, with highs hit early purely from pre-planned machine runs before a larger plunge.  The Russell gap open several football fields beyond short stops at the 20 DMA means market may have blown full stake on opening blackjack play, and will nurse free drinks for rest of day.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 11:41 | 5881638 Gambit
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I don't know why I up voted you, is it because I hope the market does what you say or that I agree with you. My personal belief is that this will trap the Bulls and hit new lows by end of day.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 12:26 | 5881877 Keltner Channel Surf
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In the past, we'd know by now -- RUT would have either crashed over the R3 pivot like a semi thru tissue paper, or be at yesterday's lows, ready for a 12:30 snap-back, but instead we have the continued horizontal day session muddle that has made the past 7 wks the worst for day trading in any 1st quarter in 3+ yrs.  Jan was great, but from Feb it's just pathetic.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:13 | 5881302 Bossman1967
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The markets if you want to call it that is going to 20,000. Well knowing that the fed is up next with qe4

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:14 | 5881305 Byte Me
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I wasn't aware that CNBC still had a credible audience, let alone credible presstitutes.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:16 | 5881310 BeaverCream
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It doesn't the only reason it exists is to push algos one way or the other.  It's funded by the government and wall street to keep the ponzi going.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:18 | 5881320 taketheredpill
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please don't insult honest hardworking hookers

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:47 | 5881452 BeaverCream
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Or the poor bastards stuck waiting in the airport with no way to change the channel.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:15 | 5881306 BeaverCream
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The stock market is just a few people trading bits and bytes at this point.  Your average guy doesn't own stocks except for a mutual fund which he probably doesn't even know the value of nor does he care, the average guy couldn't tell you what the stock market is doing or who his senator is...the american public is complacent, melancholy and dumbed down.   Stock market up, down. Who cares.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:26 | 5881354 EHM
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We need to hold an intervention for the shorts.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:27 | 5881358 sapioplex
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Long lube! MOAR LUBE!

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:27 | 5881364 Youri Carma
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This I guess cause it's the only good news I could find (If Good news is Good news now?):

U.S. Weekly Jobless Claims Pull Back More Than Expected To 289,000 http://www.rttnews.com/2469738/u-s-weekly-jobless-claims-pull-back-more-...

Because if Bad news is Good news now we had plenty of that http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?board=198.0

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:28 | 5881366 skbull44
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I'm thinking the markets are rising because I shorted them today...

http://olduvai.ca

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:32 | 5881391 EHM
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When the markets are manipulated higher by intervening entities the shorts are actually helping the cause. Stop!!!!!

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 13:22 | 5882110 DrNybble
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Well, it looks like you have at least SOME form of control.
Let me know when you reverse position. :-)

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:28 | 5881367 SheepDog-One
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Probably just going to take out some suckers stops....gotta generate some swings somehow in the shitshow.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:31 | 5881380 ANestIOS
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can algos be reluctant buyers?

(S&P500 @1700 will turn them to willing buyers in 3-4months time)

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:31 | 5881384 rejected
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No need to be a smart savvy invester,,, Just BTFD

Still Looking for Dow back to > 18000 by Friday...

 

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:33 | 5881396 Neue Regel
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WTF is up with this f'ing market and it's 1% moves in the first 5 minutes of trading and then jerks off the rest of the day? Now I am not against a market going up and down or going long as well as short but can you bastards next time at least pace the 1% move over the course of the day to at least maintain some image of normality? 

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:46 | 5881443 SheepDog-One
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ALL market moves since DOW 6,500 have happened AH/pre-market.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 10:35 | 5881408 Tsar Pointless
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Stock buybacks. That's all you need to know.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 11:06 | 5881513 optimator
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I turned on CNBS this morning, with the sound off, to catch the futures and my favorite talking head, Glatzkopf, (Glazed head) and that zaftig trying to be a Megan Kelly lookalike (but failing terribly).  

Nice to start the morning with the wife asking what's so funny!

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 11:15 | 5881518 SheepDog-One
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It's not even a statistically significant move.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 11:13 | 5881528 q99x2
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Its software stupid. BTFD

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 11:14 | 5881529 Kirk2NCC1701
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Let's look at who's putting money into the market and why...

1. 401k plans: Got NO choice, they gotta buy SOMETHING.

2. QE money: Hey, it's "Money for nothing and checks for free", so why not swap funny-money for company shares? What would YOU do if you were given millions and were told that you could not give it away or spend it, but has to invest it (in paper assets!)? Duh!

If the value of all paper money eventually goes to zero (or close to it, given its use as TP, wallpaper or kindling), then you certainly would want to own shares in successful businesses (stocks!) to preserve more value than in its Debt form, when the Reset hits.

And that is what's probably going on -- I suspect. Damn the bear-torpedoes, full steam ahead: BTFWRSSL!

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 11:31 | 5881606 SmallerGovNow2
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MSNBC says the bulls are cheering the "falling dollar"...  riiighhht....

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 12:15 | 5881824 Eyeroller
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Not only that, they're now telling everyone to take a vacation in Europe!

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 11:29 | 5881596 DrNybble
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Market's up 200+ today - so far.
Must be bad news - - - and looking forward to QE4.
It seems Yellen's job is to stabilize the market while leaving it up the to administration to convince people that the market actually reflects the state of the economy.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 12:25 | 5881879 Eyeroller
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So far it's Mission Accomplished for Yellen and Ovomit.

 

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 11:51 | 5881707 Squid Viscous
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Also, Lies-man was sputtering something on CNBS about how the Fed can't raise rates with the dollar so strong, I had it on mute but I saw the headline, and his lizard lips moving furiously 

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 12:31 | 5881907 Loucleve
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thats the only way one can watch CNBC without going crazy.  MUTE.

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 12:33 | 5881919 redman38
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Gartman needs to brush is teeth with colgate that has a whiting compound

Thu, 03/12/2015 - 17:04 | 5883013 MeelionDollerBogus
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We need a Gartman-Cramer combined newsletter-stockpicking power-house team

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