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Spot The Oddly Optimistic One Out

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"Exceptionally" optimistic, "exceptionally distracted" ignorance, or "exceptionally blind" faith?

 

 

As Pew Research notes,

Americans are also more upbeat than people in other wealthy nations when asked how their day is going. While we ask this question to help respondents get more comfortable with the interviewer, it provides a glimpse into people’s moods and reveals a slightly negative correlation between those saying the day is a good one and per capita gross domestic product.

 

About four-in-ten Americans (41%) described their day as a “particularly good day,” a much higher share than those in Germany (21%), the UK (27%) and Japan (8%).

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We can only assume that the stock market was soaring at the time...

 

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Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:28 | 5887772 wendigo
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I have a hard time staying on topic here. 

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:33 | 5887788 blowing winter
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:38 | 5887798 Yen Cross
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 Keep Blowing Grandpa's hose you pedo.

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:51 | 5887828 Anusocracy
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Blowing winter, you can earn lots more than that by starring in a gay porno snuff film.

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 23:30 | 5887895 0b1knob
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The percentage of people having a "good day" is very close to the percentage of people getting EBT.

Coincidemce?

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 23:51 | 5887931 Anusocracy
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Americans are living in the past, clueless about the present, and soon to be squashed by future.

They're like the Eloi, but even more lacking in virtue and intelligence

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 05:34 | 5888240 The Black Bishop
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Prozac Nation...

 

Once the mirror shatters, and Pandora's box opens....

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 07:07 | 5888310 Coke and Hookers
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I've been around a lot of nationalities but Americans are unique in the way they put up a fake positive front. I think this just shows that Americans are more likely to lie than others when asked this question.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 08:53 | 5888410 blindman
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american surveys use dibold.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 10:15 | 5888538 SickDollar
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this is very misleading because Americans we're taught to respond to a certain situation or question (like "how are you " from coast to coast (Pavlov reactions and "statements")

for example you cross some one's path and there is a mile  of space between you two and the sheeple will still  always say "Excuse me " lol

example number two: you get in a Elevator you get a fake smile and a quick "Hi" ( you can feel the whole thing is fake and cold, I rather you dont say anything )

 

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 12:02 | 5888780 rccalhoun
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the dax is soaring (as are many indexes).  its a cultural thing.  americans want to appear happy.  its not cool to say you feel shitty.  peer pressure.  etc.

 

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 15:52 | 5889289 Fish Gone Bad
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Did anyone notice the country at the bottom of happiness?  Yep, the country that brought Hello Kitty and AKB48 is at the bottom.  Radiation tends to make people unhappy.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 17:45 | 5889590 Oracle of Kypseli
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When did Tunisia move to the Middle East?

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:39 | 5887801 Sanity Bear
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may your mother bite off only one of your testicles

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 09:30 | 5888446 Creepy A. Cracker
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Report spam accounts by sending an email to abuse at zerohedge dot com, giving them the spammer's name - in this case "blowing winter."  They'll delete the account.

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:54 | 5887835 zorba THE GREEK
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America is more optimistic because America has better drugs.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 09:04 | 5888418 negative rates
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Pity the fool who don't pick the right one.

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:30 | 5887779 angel_of_joy
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Delusional !? Not too bright either...

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:31 | 5887781 Omega_Man
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no Canada?

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:57 | 5887842 cherry picker
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Depending on what time of year, summer is exceptional, winter we are off the chart, better not ask :)

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:41 | 5887808 Fukushima Fricassee
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So when you cut me off in traffic and I call you a stupid son of a bitch this confirms I am accurate. I knew it.

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:41 | 5887809 Yen Cross
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 Tyler, Should I move to Turkey or El Salvadore'?

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 23:02 | 5887852 Parrotile
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Seem's Nigeria's the place to be - something to do with all those "Nigerian Prince" scams?? :-) Colombia's up there too - again, they have a "certain reputation" for lawlessness . . .

Now, look at "regulated into Obedience" Japan - the very home of "The Company Man" concept . . . .

Crime may not (necessarily??) pay, but the populations of the "wilder" Countries do seem to be a lot more upbeat. Maybe something about really "living to see another day" :-D

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 11:01 | 5888650 manofthenorth
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Panama was great. I would miss the seasons of the high lattitudes but the people and affordable high quality of life are very tempting.

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:41 | 5887810 balanced
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This premise assumes honesty. Maybe Americans just tend to lie more.

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:42 | 5887813 Fukushima Fricassee
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I hang up on all surveys immediatly.

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:50 | 5887824 DeadFred
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Most of us grumpy ones do

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 23:56 | 5887943 JoeySandwiches
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I don't know if it's like this in other nations, but we've sorta been trained a response to this question.

Anytime you ask someone how their day is going they'll just say fine or good, it's not even a real question anymore. It's basically a thoughtless greeting.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 00:23 | 5887986 Philo Beddoe
Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:49 | 5887823 holdbuysell
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Makes sense. Americans are exceptional. Exceptionally delusional.

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:53 | 5887832 windcatcher
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Americans are the most propagandized and brainwashed stupid people on Earth. Science and education has long eclipsed them and they live in a false reality steeped in their own brainwashed stupidity. In their own eyes they are the exceptional and chosen ones as the banksters and brainwashers butt-hole them and tell them how sweet it is.

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:57 | 5887841 Yen Cross
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  Winner Winner, CHX Dinner.  I love honest posters!

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 06:34 | 5888278 mrpxsytin
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We can't give up on them. If we tell them enough times it might get through to their obscenely retarded brains. If we just help one of them it's a victory.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 07:59 | 5888351 Free Wary
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but we have really cheap gas

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 22:59 | 5887845 RabbitOne
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The answer is simple.... We have the best propaganda money can buy...

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 23:06 | 5887857 Parrotile
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Along with the most opulent and flamboyant entertainment, with 24/7 availability to each and every one of "The Masses".

When you've been force-fed the dogma since you learned to talk, let alone read, the "programming" will be exceptionally hard to break.

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 23:43 | 5887921 Skateboarder
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A family with a one year-old came through our household a couple of years ago. The one year-old was better at her iPad than you are with your tablet. Shit is wack yo!

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 00:16 | 5887974 Philo Beddoe
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SB, 

My kid is three and he is the only one of his buddies that does not have a tablet or any other type of gaming device.  He does not seem to give a shit now...but one day he will.  I do not want to fuck the little guy up so I might have to buy him some piece of shit in the future just so he feels that he is part of the clan so to speak.  In the end I want ditching bullshit to be his decision and not mine. 

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 11:22 | 5888695 Skateboarder
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Youse a good dad, Philo. A good balance can still be struck - teach the ways of old, i.e. being outside and doing outside things. If you instill that electronics for productivity only, not for mindless/soulless entertainment, the kid'll get it faster than you think. Unfortunately, the skools have a different agenda - they're pushing iPads galore, from kindergarten on.

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 23:09 | 5887860 Miffed Microbio...
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I think you have to couple that with Zoloft and EBT to make that work.

Miffed;-)

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 23:16 | 5887870 YHC-FTSE
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Although this happens to me more often than I would like in the UK these days, the faux American service industry standard "Have a nice day" with a plastic smile always disturbed me in its pitiful insincerity and slavish adherence to corporate protocol.

The first time I heard it, as a child visiting the US, I was so taken aback that I took the lady's hand, shook it, and said "That's so very sweet of you. Thank you very much". Then later came the realization that it was all horribly forced and fake like the rest of the country. Nowadays I am much more likely to reply, "Do I have to?" with a grin of solidarity for the surly serfs to enjoy a tiny sliver of real human interaction in their monotonous drudgery.

So, perhaps it's not surprising that Americans are having a particularly super duper awesome day since it is a daily automatic ritual for them. An automatic response from "Winners", because only losers have bad days. It's surprising that it isn't higher which must mean that the days of being able to hide the bloody economic pile up with fake jubilations and cosmetic dentistry must be coming to an end.

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 23:28 | 5887884 Yen Cross
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 Reality reigns true my friend. What happened to "common sense"?

 

to hold the position and name of sovereign without exercising the ruling power.  Think about that comment<>
Fri, 03/13/2015 - 23:36 | 5887910 disabledvet
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Try Paris sometime.

Nothing says "drop dead" better than customer service while on a shopping trip there. Still..honesty is always appreciated. "If you have to ask you can't afford it."

For the record I thought Kindergarten Cop was a good movie tho.

America is the home of Hollywood. You wanna shoot out at the Fantasy Factory? Doesn't get any bigger...

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 02:01 | 5888087 atomp
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"Welcome to Costco. I love you"

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 06:21 | 5888266 Arnold
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Dat sheet don fli in da hood beech.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 09:25 | 5888435 Wahooo
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I suppose you don't like smiley faces, either.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 14:57 | 5889158 StupidEarthlings
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Who says 'taken aback'?..

Have a nice day.

:)  <~~~~ smile

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 16:30 | 5889360 YHC-FTSE
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Apparently me. I'm no Hugh Grant, but I stopped saying Oopsadaisies only last week. ;)

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 23:34 | 5887905 holdbuysell
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Big Picture: the world order is clearly broken if the majority of the people are having a bad time. WTF.

Seems like wake up call to TPTB, who condone this broken order, to start militarizing police forces everywhere...oh wait!

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 23:38 | 5887907 Atomizer
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How can Kaliforia build a high speed train if they're out of water?

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 01:29 | 5888063 rehypothecator
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With all the money they saved by not building power plants and desalination plants.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 06:28 | 5888272 Arnold
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Monopoly should've been rated PG-13. It taught too many people stuff.

Good thing that no one has even heard of the game anymore.

If Mature board games were to re-serge Anarchy would  be popular.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 15:46 | 5889274 Imagery
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And Relying upon FEMA (the other states' taxpayers) to rebuild their uninsured homes atop the San Andreas Fault when, not if, those uh ohs come.......repeatedly.

 

Fri, 03/13/2015 - 23:53 | 5887940 Cthonic
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The fact that 23% of American women take anti-depressants wouldn't factor into this at all...

http://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/astounding-increase-in-antidepressant...

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 00:05 | 5887956 q99x2
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Who won the last World War

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 00:08 | 5887961 Uber Vandal
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This clip from "We were soliders" is the best example of how to answer "Good Morning" or such......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwATvALiQ_8

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 11:15 | 5888677 Bastiat
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Heh, love that , remind me of retired E9 spec ops guy I know.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 00:09 | 5887964 Sages wife
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You'd think maybe the Aussie's would be #1. G'day!

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 05:51 | 5888252 buzzsaw99
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Have a nice day! [/forrest gump, not a full retard]

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 06:12 | 5888260 shouldvekilledthem
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Did anyone notice that ZH publishes crap more and more often?

If I want to read things like this I'll go to dailyfail.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 06:30 | 5888273 Arnold
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Gathering and culling the herd.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 08:08 | 5888360 Your guess is a...
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I come here for the laughs, no reason or responsibility here.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 10:17 | 5888541 MrPalladium
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"If I want to read things like this I'll go to dailyfail"

Nonsense. This optimism thing is highly relevant to the markets. The question is whether this optimism is driving the markets or whether the markets are driving the optimism. Similarly, this delusional optimism about American military power seems that it might be connected as well. Our matrix is more powerful than the matrix that is yet in its early stages in other parts of the World.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 06:23 | 5888268 BrerRabbit
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Survey Sez:

The less you earn the more likely you're having a good day.

That kinda goes against the whole US materialism cultural mindset.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 06:46 | 5888289 Wahooo
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We're exceptionally positive.

Burn this bitch down!

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 08:08 | 5888359 Your guess is a...
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I'm moderately not quite unwell. Have a nice fking day, knts!

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 09:41 | 5888471 gmak
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Hmm. no Canada. Guess they really are the neighbour of Rwanda as some wag suggested in a comment for an earlier post (Friday Mar 13)

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 11:42 | 5888729 Hohum
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US oil production could change that optimism.  In the Bakken, only 57 additional wells in January and production down from December.  Production was up from Dec 2013 to Jan 2014 with 100+ new wells.  The plunge in prices may not last unless USA starts to import more oil.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 11:47 | 5888746 Sambo
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Americans from Massachusetts, Vermont, Maine, Connecticut, Rhode Island & New Hampshire

took part in the survey conducted on Super bowl sunday night. The others had retired early.

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 15:43 | 5889269 BearOfNH
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Are you serious? The survey only covered the New England states, just when the Patriots win the Super Bowl? Of course that was a helluva good day for New England residents!

Sat, 03/14/2015 - 12:12 | 5888798 Smegley Wanxalot
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The other option for americans was to eat a cow's ass.  So 59% of americans would rather eat a cow's ass than lie and say their day was good.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:32 | 5938042 arpoador
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It seems to me that the US is the "odd one out" in the optimism charts only because of the choice to make the graph related to GDP per capita. If you were to do it by longitude (hear me out), the US would fit in better.
Here's how I read the chart: Countries in America tend to be more optimistic, while those in Europe and Asia are less so. Africa is less consistent. By splitting the United States from the rest of the American countries on the chart (the rest being labeled "Latin America"), it seems more different. But culturally all Americans are more optimstic (Latin or Anglo), while Eurasian less so. Since most of the other wealthy countries are in Eurasia, the US seems out of line. 
A different way to write the headline: The US is by far the wealthiest (GDP per capita) of the optimistic American countries. 

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