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He knows Breedlove will disintegrate iof he wears his Stealth Cloak. Putin is there you just can't see him.......it is as they say "a Fringe event Olivia Dunham"
With Kristen Stewart, trying to keep up with her.
He on paternity leave. It would be a great move to emerge the proud papa.
LOL! Very nice. I would prefer a noose knot around the "scent tree (fresh dog shit flavor)" though.
I saw him standin' onna' porch of the Lido Hotel
Floozies in the lobby love the way he sell...
Hot Rats!
Where's Wally? LMAO.
He probably had a bunch of CIA nanobots crawl up his butthole and devour him. If something did happen to him.........I would blame the US for it without question. Who is next in line? Is it someone like Putin or a US ass kisser?
Goldman Sachs is ''recommending Russian bonds'' makes me worry he might be dead for real.
Can't an oligarch get a nip and tuck without everybody getting all up in their business?
Putin Dead? Coup? Probably Just B.S. – Moscow Webcam Shows Quiet Activity Around Kremlin
TND Exclusive: Eric Dubin
http://thenewsdoctors.com/?p=296923
Na de ontmoeting met een lid van netwerk Juncker heeft de Russische president Vladimir Poetin tot 10 geteld. Ofwel hij heeft zich tien dagen 'schuil gehouden' om het nieuwe sricpt van de 3e SpinozaGolf te bestuderen. De anarchie in Libië is volgens netwerk Carl0 het gevolg dat steeds meer mensen weigeren om netwerk WitteGejT te spekken. Ook de mensen in de eurozone worden snel armer nu de euro wegzakt ten opzichte van de dollar. Dit ten voordele van netwerk WitteGejT (o.a. banken) want zij krijgen van de ECB flink wat 'gratis' geld om te investeren in ... (aandelen @GuusjA?!?!?)
http://www.trouw.nl/tr/nl/7564/Opstand-in-Libie/article/detail/3906896/2...
De Griekse dreigementen om de grenzen te openen voor zogenaamde 1S-strijders is natuurlijk bedoeld om de VN onder druk te zetten om het systeem 'Leven en Laten Leven' in te voeren.
http://nos.nl/artikel/2025028-leden-eerste-kamer-stemmen-vaak-met-dubbel...
Ook in het systeem 'Leven en Laten Leven' mogen leden van de Eerste Kamer stemmen in het eigen belang. Dit is namelijk onderdeel van het 'recht op uniciteit' van iedere volksvertegenwoordiger. Echter door het 'recht op waarheid' worden wel de geldstromen tussen de verschillende (rechts)personen in zichtelijk gemaakt. Iedere andere politieke partij kan dan het debat openen of een (rechts)persoon terrecht wordt gespekt of niet. Nu is er helemaal geen democratische controle mogelijk op waar netwerk WitteGejT op inzet. Sterker nog door de cultuur van 'zwijgen is goud' is het zelfs banken niet gegeven om het juiste te doen.
http://www.nu.nl/ondernemen/4011696/lakeman-daagt-rabobanken-wegens-swap...
Dus is financieel activist Pieter Lakeman gedwongen om banken te dagvaarden, omdat ze ondernemers uit het midden- en kleinbedrijf (mkb) niet hebben voorbereid op het RENTE=BELASTING-plan.
Yes, probably
I'd say he's laying low since the assasination of Nemstov. Whether he had anything to do with it or not it is a no-win to be visible, and a shrewd political move to stay out of sight for a bit.
Notice that the attention is about where he is and what is going on with him, not "did he kill Nemstov?".
He's had a busy year; I'd guess two weeks of R&R someplace warm.
Best ever! HA
I say purge; Night of the Long Knives by Vlad; before he will deal with outsiders he will clean his own backyard
https://abstracticality.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/pelc3adcula.jpg
I hope he is alive and well. Anything else would be a devastating loss to Russia.
Not so shocking, but another revealing story by GW should be popping up any time now, yes?
http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2015/03/steele-every-single-terrorist-att...
the rule in american politics is that the next guy will be worse (or gal)
I love Banzai7
Since this seems to be working very well as a distraction, he should stay incognito for a good long while and let the media make asses of themselves.
Vlad in the bunker awaiting incoming.
Most likely coup would be taking place in the US.
gwb used to disappear as well. did he have anger issues? he just flipped off the american people on TV, thats all. he called himself the unitary decider. his vp cheney put missiles in the new NATO countries. minutes from moscow, (and obama has played the neocon fiddle too) so the problem with Vlad is that he isn't anti-american enough for the military and the people who dont like this arrangement. and when the russians change leaders behind closed doors, so much for tranparency. its reason for concern. if Vlad is out its because he is too soft on the Ukrainian takeover.
Oh where, oh where, can he beeee. Who gives a shit !
Come on, no one else has ever come home from work Friday and not left the house till Monday? He's just taking some down time, probably to finally watch the Apple event, catch up on ZH, etc.
The man is a self marketing mastermind!! He realized he was getting to oversaturated and exposed in the media, and the first thing they teach in the 3 letter factory is......if you want to test how important you are or are becoming, just disappear for a while and see!!
If people flip out and start asking "where is he, where is he?" you got your answer, if no one gives a shit, you got your answer too! Its cult of personality training 101! And if you can test all this, while hanging with your GF who's half your age and who's having baby Putin, its a win win for you isnt it! Its man cave shit meets celebrity whoring meets being a good daddy!! The man is a rockstar compared to the dipshit, metrosexual, golfer in charge we have in the US.
Obummer.
"compared to the dipshit, metrosexual, golfer in charge we have in the US."
You mean the black one, not all the other ones, right?
Thanks for the memories WB.
I used dance around the livingroom with my little girl standing on my feet as we sang that song. She used to laugh like crazy the more dramatic I made the song. I don't know how I could have forgotten that because she used to make me do it all the time.
"Let's dance Daddy, I wanna dance."
Jeez. I think I got something in my eye...
For sure it will be bare chest and an open coffin.
Oh ye of leeetle faith.
Lenin has a cold, Stalin has the flu...
He's in Switzerland with Alina Kabaeva where she just gave birth to their daughter.
Vlad the Impaler ;-)
Wouldn't that be Vlad the Impregnator?
Could be Vlad the Destroyer, depending on his girth...
If Obama goes missing (and nobody would really miss him) you'd just need to go and look at the nearest golf course.
But yeah, where is Putin?
Vlad is currently in Siberia testing and perfecting a super secret judo technique that allows him to move at hypersonic speeds, catch NATO ballistic missiles with his bare hands and then hurl them back to their point of origin. he was last spotted in the Tunguska region, bounding over mountains with a Minuteman ICBM on each shoulder whilst speaking on a sat phone with a noticeably nervous president Obama.
Apparently the US president had two urgent concerns, the first being if Putin intended to ever "give those strategic nuclear weapons back"
and
perhaps even more pressing in what manner might Putin" return" them. given the fact that Putin can throw an ICBM at damn near the speed of light, if he decided to launch one DC's way the missile defense system would not be able to react quickly enough to intercept it.
oh the irony, just imagine DC destroyed by the WMD of it's own making.
stay tuned.
You forgot to tell them about the lightening bolts flashing from his eyes when he's mad yet still gentle & compassionate enough to suckle orphaned Siberian cubs at his teet.
What a guy! ;-)
Sorry nmewn, I must correct you.
The fireballs come from his eyes.
The bolts of lightning come from his arse.
lol...I stand corrected.
Brian Williams could put Putin down with a wave of his pinkie ;-)
Hey Ned, ever notice the St.Pooty worshippers have a dull sense of humor? ;-)
St. Pooty, now U just B making shit up !!!
I'm no fan of the KGB thug, but c'mon, Brian Williams isn't fit to carry Putin's Soiled Jock Strap...
DaddyO
I suspect Putin would have appeared by now to quell rumors if there wasn't a problem. Taking out Boris and Putin removes any chance that US puppet is going to replace Putin. The only people left are ruthless Russian nationalists. Obama may have even paid them to do this. Obama is a proven moron that paid NAZIs to take Ukraine and Jihadis to wreck the Middle East. If Obama financed a removal of Putin after Boris was killed, this will be the backfire to top all backfires in Obama's foreign policy.
Quite correct, more than a few people do not agree with the soft approach by Putin over Ukie problem. There's rumor that Zolotov has died (or killed) also some quite unusual helo activity at the palace over the last 24hrs.
Putin will rarely be seen until the purges are complete.
Except that Jack is the coolest living man on the planet. I suppose everybody looks like shit, sitting next to a real man.
Well the bathroom is still unusable for an hour after he's been like any other doddering old fuck.
Yes indeed, WB7! When you have a feckless and reckless hegemonic leader like the O'Golfslot trying to put the screws on you, you'll need plenty of anger management lessons from "Heeeeere's Johnny" Jack Nicholson to keep your cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUq7c0g5Qdo
Hi there
May I suggest that he might be In Siberia with some of his friends from that area (Era).
Small
http://fotovision.no/GLP1/PutinOnSiberianTiger_resize.jpg
Larger:
http://fotovision.no/GLP1/PutinOnSiberianTiger.jpg
It is not obvious to me how to post (visible) pictures on this site. Could anybody help please?
I only post my own work, all free to use by anybody, as long as it is on a strictly non-commercial basis.
My "Faces of Evil" gallery is frequently updated. More than 200 depictions.
http://fotovision.no/FacesOfEvil01/imagepages/Nuland_Bleed_The_Eu_Faces_...
Kent
Kent,
I took a look at your portfolio, and I was impressed. I really dig the stark, severe tones you put on the Faces of Evil. It is an unusual technique, and the effect is powerful.
My personal favorite is #43 Christine Lagarde.
Holy shit man! Her depiction truly reflects the evil inside. It is enough to give even Freddy Krueger some horrible nightmares!
Much appreciated; thank you for sharing this, and for your "fair-use" offer.
Keep at it, and best of luck to you in your art.