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Artist's Impression Of The American Voter In 2016

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Sun, 03/15/2015 - 20:25 | 5892594 Jack Burton
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This cartoon sums up what I saw coming many many months ago. The established elite who control both political parties already had two Neoconservative War Hawks, and two Crony Capitalism Neoliberal Corporate Whores ready and waiting to be American's choice for President. Let us not forget, the USSR offered a number of candidates for the Supreme Soviet, people had a choice, but it was the elite rulers who decided whose names were up for Supremem Soviet. Just like America, where an ultra rich, Military and Spy connected group of Corporate leaders and military and spy chiefs along with the all important Zionist leaders of AIPAC, sit behind closed doors and manipulate who will be allowed as candidates for the two wings of the one party rule of America.

When was the last time a real choice was offered. Obama was a selected clone of Bush, as Bush was a clone of his Father. The last American president who even tried to change course and direct America to a more sensible and sane program was Kennedy. You may not like all he wanted to do, but he rubbed the Military, Industrial, Spy complex the wrong way, and they wiped him off the face of the earth with a carefully prepared set up in Dallas. No top on the car, no security in buildings behind the parade route, and the largest force of security around the car was stood down, to allow a better view of the president by the public. All of this was against normal protocol for a presidential motorcade. A One Time change just for Kennedy, Just for Dallas, on Just that one day. Coincidence?

Oswald? Marine? Communist? Defector? Soviet Citizen? Mob connected? Cuban Connected? Sharp shooter? Foto taken with the planned murder weapon? Murdered before he could testify with his lawyer?  Sure, Kennedy was assassinated by a lone wolf gunman.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 20:39 | 5892641 GMadScientist
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You forgot planning a route where they had to slow the car down for the turkeyshoot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 22:52 | 5893147 Franktastic
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The world has been played for way to long...change will come from the people when they had enough..maybe this year, things will change.

 

JFK to 911 Everything Is A Rich Man's Trick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Qt6a-vaNM

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 23:55 | 5893262 Tapeworm
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"Sharpshooter" is the midlldle level for marksmanship and is nothing special at all. "Expert" means one can shoot well enough to get the highest marksmanship medal.

 A "Sharpshooter" with that crappy rifle could have gotten very lucky and hit the car.

 I remember as a kid when I asked my father about the Carcanos that were so cheap at Montgomery Ward (ten or twelve dollars). He told me what he thought of them as he did have experience with them in Italy. The old man was on a military school rifle team so his opinion carried weight. He said that they were terrible in comparison to just about any other battle rifle that he had seen. His beef was with the inherent inaccuracy of the cartridge. (This was before 1963.)

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 05:26 | 5893483 KashNCarry
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A world gone mad.
Sun, 03/15/2015 - 20:23 | 5892597 Downtoolong
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Nice, but, those taxis should have flat tires and already be loaded with a trunk full of political baggage.

 

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 20:40 | 5892645 GMadScientist
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Yellow diamond sticker "Underwear bomber onboard."

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 20:39 | 5892638 Fix It Again Timmy
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The JFK assassination was just the beginning.  The statistical odds that Robert Kennedy, Malcolm X and Martin Luther King would be assassinated in a short span of time by lone gunmen are astronomical and certainly hadn't occurred beforehand nor since the 1960's.  These tragic and horrible occurrences were the result of the "new sheriff in town" and he's now more powerful than ever! 

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 20:44 | 5892663 Rockwell
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If these are the two choices, I will not vote. And, that would be a first. At that point I would withdraw my agreement to participate in what is apparently their system.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:17 | 5892803 are we there yet
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Either way you are part of the IRS taxpayer system.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 23:53 | 5893257 Franktastic
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only a trapped mind would say something like that...

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 23:55 | 5893255 Franktastic
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the best form of protest is non-participation...no one should get hurt using this as a means to deliver a message.

Mahatma Gandhi had it right...time for people to come together.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 20:45 | 5892664 joego1
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Red King or Blue Queen the choice is all yours.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:00 | 5892715 f16hoser
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The American Voter is a "Dumb Ass!" Especially Arizona voters. Nuff said.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:01 | 5892718 f16hoser
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No wait; New York Voters are "Dumb Asses too!" Nuff said.

 

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:02 | 5892725 f16hoser
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No Wait; California voters are "Dumb Asses too!"

 

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:05 | 5892737 thebigunit
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Hillary ain't happening.

Jeb ain't happening.

Move along.  Nothing more to see.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:06 | 5892748 BrokusDickusMaximus
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No shit story. I'm walking down the road in a Northeastern Washington small town last night and saw a fucking Obama/Biden sticker on the back of a Subaru. Not a Prius but, it was what they could afford.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:40 | 5892778 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Baby boomers.

Baby boomers see the conniving Republicans seeking to either reduce the Social Security program or privatize the Social Security program and risk it all in the fooking stock markets.

Baby boomers aint going for that shit. Baby boomers don't wan't nuthin' to do with no stinkin' stock markets. They want security.

Baby boomers ain't dumb. They know, or will begin to realize soon... the Republicans are trying to cut benefits... and they will VOTE against it!

Baby boomers are the biggest voting blok, because the generation X'ers and Milleanials won't vote 'cause they got a bad taste in their mouth.

So the bottom line is - given the above, what do you think is gonna happen?

We're gonna have another Democrat president.

And we're gonna have another Democrat congress.

And you can downvote my statements all you want, but thats whats gonna happen,whether you like it or not.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:16 | 5892792 are we there yet
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Remember the south park episode where the two voting choices were a turd sandwich and a douche bag? The party bosses decide who is the most electable bribe machine.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:36 | 5892891 Clowns on Acid
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Whoever comes along with their name on top of the Uber cab will win ....

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 23:26 | 5893224 Anusocracy
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Mensch?

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 22:13 | 5893033 The central planners
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Can we vote for Varoufakis here in the US? Just kidding

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 22:48 | 5893129 Franktastic
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voting is the illusion of choice...goes right along with freedom and ownership.

 

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 23:14 | 5893197 Johny-Boy
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It's not my government anyways.

 

http://www.notmygovernment.us/home/

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 00:26 | 5893309 omrizario
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Vote Chuck Norris!

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 00:27 | 5893311 Captain Ahab
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I'm gonna vote for Hillary Clinton just so I can make jokes about Bill being the first lady and to see if I can make any money betting with my friends on the over/under of how many interns/warm bodies he fucks before shes out of office or we all die in a nuclear holocaust. I mean really what does it matter who you vote for really, so you might as well have fun, right?

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 04:51 | 5893466 Dre4dwolf
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You could vote in an entire new government in one fell swoop, replace every chair on the titanic and at the end of the day, the ship is still going to sink.

The elections don't matter anymore.

All that matters is Federal Reserve Policy, who is getting the "free money" and "when" and "what crimes do I have to commit to be first in line?"

 

You "vote" they "count your money and pocket it", who the fuck wants to be a voter in that scenario?

That's about it.

we no longer have a society.

we are all property of The Federal Reserve.

We are all equal, but some are more equal than others.

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 01:05 | 5893336 SubjectivObject
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Needa yard sign:

"Why Always Two Evil Choices???"

The HOA may not allow it though.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 04:43 | 5893461 Dre4dwolf
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As-if there was even a difference between Clinton or Bush.

For the most part these two families are intermingled and share the same blood at one junction or another.

 

What people fail to understand is, America is not a democracy, nor a republic, its a Dynasty ruled by a few select bloodlines, its a monetarist and militaristic regime, a technocratic oligarchy of sorts as are most governments that still exist at this point.

The world is at a crossroads, we are at or around that time where government either ceases to exist, or it destroys the world in its death-throes.

 

Some people will cling to the old and attempt to hold onto the "image" of democracy/god and country but I think these people are delusional because anyone with sense to see can see that god has left us to our own devices, and our own devices have the tendency to be self-destructive.

 

 

 

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 05:54 | 5893502 Bumbu Sauce
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Stupid cartoon really even if it does illustrate the truth.  There is NO political solution to the jam Americans are in.  Without revival and a turning back to God, America is going to implode epically...and soon.  We are nearly at critical mass.  

Good luck waking people up to this fact.  

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 08:06 | 5893648 Monty Burns
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Any candidate offered to the electorate will have been carefully pre-approved by the Deep State. Thus little difference who it is.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 08:39 | 5893706 Farmer Joe in B...
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Which god..??

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 09:35 | 5893848 TheGreatRecovery
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MsCreant,

I think all countries today claim they are democracies, but I wish I could see more difference in behavior between countries which appear to have real voting, with real political parties, and countries, like North Korea, which don't.  People are just born with corruption built in, and the most corrupt rise to power, so they can get more free stuff.  I think Machiavelli said it very well.

However, when I vote, I think I do get a few things:

1. The right to question my representatives, who know they have to at least listen, because they know I vote.

2. An "official track record" of being a citizen.

3. My representatives also knowing that my neighborhood is one of the neighborhoods in which people vote, and which therefore they have to be careful with.

4. Self-respect.

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