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Words Matter - The Propagandists Know

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Submitted by Jim Quinn via The Burning Platform,

In the age when torture has become "enhanced interrogation techniques"; when the rich are "job creators"; when austerity is rephrased as "reforms"; "scarcity" does not mean shortage; and when murdered children are "collateral damage"; it is good to remember these brilliant words from the late, great, George Carlin.

 

 

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Sun, 03/15/2015 - 16:25 | 5891939 Self-enslavement
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Socialism for the people is bad.

Socialism for the super-wealthy is necessary.

Because they're too good to work like the rest of us.

And they need all of our combined wealth.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 16:38 | 5891969 svayambhu108
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The words are digitilized they value shit long-term. much like bitcoin...

 

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 18:12 | 5892202 LetThemEatRand
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I love it when ZH'rs rally around Carlin.  He had a nuanced view of the solution to the madness that we call the world today which did not involve mounting a unicorn and riding him through the free market fairy land.  

"One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy."  -George Carlin.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 18:49 | 5892312 TheReplacement
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The guy is dead.  Can't you just enjoy his correct points without bring up his mistakes?  How about some charity?

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 18:54 | 5892323 LetThemEatRand
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He is one of the most prescient thinkers I know.  He was talking about the Big Club before it began dismantling the middle class.  It's no mistake that he didn't want to hand them the keys.  You would think that people who see how right he was about so many things (before almost anyone else was talking about them), would give some credence to his views on libertarianism in its pure form.  

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 19:09 | 5892370 shovelhead
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Hey, what are you gonna do?

We all can't be smarmy liberals.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:51 | 5892937 NidStyles
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In a thread about propaganda the lone progressive comes in to rage on libertarianism, with the name "Let them Eat Rand". It isn't very telling that he's a propagandist, now is it? Oops, he let it slip this time.

LTER, You're not very intelligent, and it's showing.

 

P.S. George Carlin was a Progressive propagandist. Of course a Progressive would use him at every chance, because for the minutia of truth he pushed, he also pushed Social Justice BS the rest of the way.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:32 | 5892873 prmths2
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Carlin was intelligent and funny, but hardly prescient. It was in the wake of the turbulent 60's that he hired Wald and De Blasio as consultants to craft an image that would appeal to a younger audience. He was a contemporary (fire)brand.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 01:40 | 5897074 GardenWeasel
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Well, that is some contradiction you have there, bashing the only people that would agree with him.  I liked a lot of Carlin's stuff,  but he really was just an eloquent professional asshole.  And I mean that in a good way.  He sold tickets by not liking anybody or anything.  Doesn't mean he was a prophet or a sage.  Just a comedian, a good comedian, but I don't take my political advice from comedians.   You know what would totally rock?  A debate/dialog between George Carlin and Sam Kinison.  Score!!  I'd throw in Dennis Miller but I'd probably have a heart attack.   cheers.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:08 | 5892753 WhackoWarner
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There should be a gold coin minted with Mr. Carlin's image.  And sold for it's true value.

"Exposing our government and fall of humanity one joke at a time  "

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_zwB6GLpo4

 

There are some people I truly just miss having around.  Carlin is one. 

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:43 | 5892928 WhackoWarner
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Carlin on how us white folks desroyed North America.  Spot bang on Mr. Carlin, 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRQvK2-iqQ

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:50 | 5892145 GMadScientist
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If they're not rich, who's shoes will you shine? Hmm?

0.25% "Use It or Lose It" Wealth Tax...let's put that $55T to good use, America.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 18:35 | 5892273 omniversling
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U.S. calls Guantanamo hunger strikes 'non-religious fasting'

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/12/us-usa-guantanamo-idUSBREA2B25... 

And rectal rehydration with Hoummous ....? 

(Cue Hoummousexuality jokes in 3...2...1...)


Sun, 03/15/2015 - 16:27 | 5891948 A Lunatic
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Fuck Off still means Fuck Off though, which is nice.......

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 16:38 | 5891968 logicalman
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It seemed to get more of a reaction when I was younger than it does these days.

I guess I'm getting old!

 

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 16:44 | 5891979 A Lunatic
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It will still get your face slapped or rearranged in some circles......

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:47 | 5892941 WhackoWarner
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Maybe so with the slaps and raised eyebrows.  But that is the asleepoids and brainwashed who do not know how to tell any truth anymore.

I did not really swear in years gone by but now that is what I am left with when any discussion comes up about politics, freedoms, economy goes on.  Hard to soar without a potty mouth when you are surrounded by ignorance.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:06 | 5892030 corsair
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Inflation

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 16:51 | 5891997 macholatte
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Billy Connolly - Fuck Off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJMqdTr7IQM


Sun, 03/15/2015 - 16:36 | 5891964 logicalman
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Call a spade a hand-operated soil inversion tool.

 

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:11 | 5892037 bonin006
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It sounds like you are familiar with the patent process.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:12 | 5892038 Abitdodgie
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Last summer I did a lot of " passive animal migration control" around the farm , it makes the cows feel a little more wanted . ( fixed the fences)

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:51 | 5892147 GMadScientist
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I thought you were worried about invasion from Mexican heads of cattle.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 18:01 | 5892174 corsair
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Are you saying your cows were emotionally deprived? :O

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:57 | 5892974 WhackoWarner
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Gerorge Carlin on the death penalty....and why it should be applied to bankers...hang them high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDO6HV6xTmI

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 16:42 | 5891975 Itch
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"Lexicons of obfuscation designed to sanitise the miserable and sickening business of uniformed young men eviscerating one another with high explosive"...Will Self paints a cut and shut case too, though not as funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKz4oSferpc

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 16:48 | 5891986 VWAndy
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That guy was right on so many things. Not just half way right but spot fucking on right.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 16:51 | 5891996 chunga
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What about "anti-semitism", what does that mean?

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:12 | 5892040 corsair
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Sitting half way up on an ant hill?

Or would that be semi-antism?

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:39 | 5892120 Self-enslavement
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Anti-semitism is when you take the money printing press away from the Jews, and they scream "holocaust" because they're too lazy to get jobs and work like the rest of us.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 18:25 | 5892235 Caleb Abell
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Anti-semitism means you don't like the Ukrainian Khazars who had nothing to do with ancient Israel, but did come from the same place that produced the Cossacks.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 19:22 | 5892375 omniversling
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'Anti-semitism' actually means you are against the descendents of all language groups of middle eastern tribes from an area including what is now called  Asia Minor, North Africa, the Horn of Africa and Malta.

(Yes grasshopper, you may well ask..."but WHY would one be so inclined?")

Ukrainian Khazars had nothing to do with ancient Israel, nor 'Semitism' but I see why you have drawn that conclusion, and marvel at how the descendents of that tribe of converts have bamboozed the world's historians to embed the spurious notion that they alone have rights to the guilt cosh with the term 'Anti-Semite' engraved on it. That tool is used immediately and ruthlessly to silence (or self-censor) by 'guilt', critics of the cult/religion/tribe/ethnicity/behaviour known as Jewishness or Zionism. Likewise any criticism of the numerical over-representation or interference in political decision making (eg US foreign policy) is also quickly challenged and/or silenced with an easy club to the head using the epithetic tool 'Anti Semite'. I find the quickest comeback is 'define Anti Semite'.

The term 'Anti Semite' has taken on a meaning and a life of it's own. Any criticism of Zionist expansionist plans, Jewish self-chosen superiority, brutal suppression of and occupation of Gulag Gaza, or critical questioning of the uninflated truth of the 'Holocaust' is now apparently a 'Hate Crime' in many otherwise 'liberal' countries, that can result in a prison term. (http://thebilzerianreport.com/israel-admits-campaigning-global-free-speech/)

From http://archaeology.about.com/od/sterms/g/semitic.htm

"The term Semitic tribes (or Semites) refers to several groups of nomads and camel pastoralists who spoke related Semitic languages and included Arabs, Aramaeans, Jews, Carthaginians, Ethiopians, Abyssinians, and Phoenicians. They roamed Arabia and Mesopotamia beginning somewhere in the third to fourth millennium BC, and dominated the Babylonian society beginning about 3000 BC. They are associated with the invention of the earliest alphabet, from evidence found at Serabit el-Khadem, on the Sinai peninsula of modern Egypt.

And https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semitic_people

"As language studies are interwoven with cultural studies, the term also came to describe the extended cultures and ethnicities, as well as the history of these varied peoples as associated by close geographic and linguistic distribution.[1] Today, the word "Semite" may be used to refer to any member of any of a number of peoples of ancient Middle East including the Akkadians, Assyrians, Arameans, Phoenicians, Hebrews (Jews), Arabs, and their descendants.[2]"

 

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 16:53 | 5892002 boattrash
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Ironically, wifey was just checking her hotel reservations, the site said the hotel is "In Transition".
Where the fuck is it transiting to? I told her that meant that it's all fucked up, or, a hot fuckin mess, AKA, discombobulated...

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:20 | 5892060 negative rates
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The fridge.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:52 | 5892151 GMadScientist
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So....it's like Bruce Jenner.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 16:54 | 5892005 Aussiekiwi
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George Carlin, decades ahead of his time, simply brilliant

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:41 | 5892128 wendigo
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His work exists outside the bounds of Time. 

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 18:42 | 5892291 Fun Facts
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If he were still alive today in Amerika he'd be having a CIA induced heart attack.

but wait...

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 12:39 | 5894527 Kirk2NCC1701
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I'd argue the opposite... He was brilliant and insightful, true.

But it's not stuff that's "decades ahead", but "Genuine Old School": the ability to detect BS, to cut to the core of an argument, situation or issue, and to call it out by its name and nature. That skill is not 'new', but very old.

Alas, it has been bred out of most sheep (thanks to the Church), except the few black sheep that keep cropping up. Thank Heaven (but no thanks to the Church).

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:25 | 5892079 barndoor
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Patience folks, patience...

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:41 | 5892127 Reaper
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Nouns are diminished by adjectives. Adjectives and verbs are diminished by adverbs. Deceivers lie. Government plunders. Fools trust.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:44 | 5892134 Hohum
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I am devastated.  I have been thinking that Mitt Romney has been a "wealth creator" all these years.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:53 | 5892155 GMadScientist
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"wealth shielder"

Fixt.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 12:44 | 5894548 Kirk2NCC1701
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Wealth Extractor. They don't "add wealth or value", but position themselves to Extract it.

VCs are not "creators". They are SPECULATORS with deep pockets, looking for the next Big Meal to sink their fangs into.

Words matter, as does having a quality education. Alas most sheep are too dumb, ill-educated or too scared to stand up and argue otherwise, in a cogent and persuasive manner.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:50 | 5892144 optimator
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As words become popular, they're entered in the dictionary.   why isn't "Bankster" in the dictionary?

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 18:21 | 5892231 Caleb Abell
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It is.  It's spelled "Scumbag."

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 22:06 | 5893006 WhackoWarner
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Yes but far more synonyms than that.

rapist.
leech
sadist
psycho
arrogant fuck
slave owner
royal
politician
banker

I could go on but dinner is ready.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 17:58 | 5892166 PoliticalRefuge...
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Socialism is wanting everyone else to quit their bad habits.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 18:00 | 5892170 Overflow
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"when austerity is rephrased as "reforms"

 

First, sacrificing sane tissue to preserve cancerous nodes  is rephrased as "austerity".

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 18:08 | 5892196 pops
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There is no "failure" anymore.

Now it's "deferred success."

So who gives a rotund rodent's rectum?

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 18:41 | 5892285 Westcoastliberal
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Jim Quinn, admin of www.theburningplatform.com  Another patriot who is ahead of his time.  Thanks for the nugget from Mr. Carlin.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 19:01 | 5892351 22winmag
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How 'bout duty, honor, and country?

 

Something those sad defeated nations, (ie everyone outside of the U.S.) wouldn't know anything about.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 19:39 | 5892450 Downtoolong
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If half the people in  this country were as smart and aware as George Carlin was, we would probably have another civil war.

Sorry southerners, I meant to say War Between The States.

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 19:41 | 5892457 pops
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That was the War of Northern Aggression.  Get it right.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 07:20 | 5893579 Prober
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USA would be much better off today if all the white southerners who accepted and supported slavery had been eliminated and the land turned over to the ex-slaves.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 08:21 | 5893656 pops
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Right.  And we could give the nation a catchy new name, too.  Zimbabwe has been taken.  Any suggestions?

"If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that." - Abe

Emancipation was a tactic, not a cause.

When you get over the slave thing and realize that war was about federal usurpation of the Constitution, you will begin to understand. 

In the meantime, pay attention and you may just learn something here.

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 10:19 | 5894016 Prober
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I don't see ANYTHING in the historical documents that indicate the scumbag southern white vermin wanted to abolish slavery - THAT was the dividing issue, all the rest was just incidental.

The importation of the Africans and their exclusion from education, jobs, voting, etc is what lead to a HUGE population of failed, unintegrated people that is the major social, economic, racial and political problem today.

We can thank the southern racist white slave-owning and slave-supporting scumbags for this centuries-long major problem. Don't try to avoid the core issue - southern whites really fucked America, looooooong term.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 10:45 | 5894112 pops
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So you hate the addict but give the pushers a pass?

Who captured them and sold them into slavery?  People who look just like them.

Who bought them and transported them so the "southern white vermin" could purchase them?  English and yankee ship owners out for a buck.

What have they done to improve their lot since emancipation? 

Blaming whitey is getting a little lame, don't you think?  No one alive today has ever been or owned a slave, yet the crying continues.  Keep on whining about something that  has virtually NO connection to black people today, keep that hand out for that government check and do NOTHING to fix the problems except bitch about "the man." 

Like a bucket full of crabs.  One tries to escape and the others pull him back in.  Their "culture" don't ya know.  Better to be worthless than be accused of being an "Uncle Tom." 

We deserve whatever we will tolerate.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 11:59 | 5894374 Prober
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You are correct that the Africans conducted the slave trade inside Africa, capturing & enslaving their own kind, BUT the whites imported them into America - this was a choice, NOT an obligation.

After the Africans were emancipated, they were denied EVERYTHING by the whites - what were these people supposed to do or become with no education, no jobs, no property ownership, no political participation/inclusion - were they supposed to be just good quiet obedient niggers staying out of sight in the background of white America ????

Now thanks to this original importation of the slaves and their exclusion from productive society, we have a HUGE population of failed people, a HUGE AND GROWING entitlement program to subsidize them, that has spread to include the EVEN LARGER and infinitely growing population of latino invaders piggy-backing on the "Great Society" entitlement parasite system.

This horrible mess could have been avoided, could have been fixed very inexpensively many generations ago, could have avoided the devastating American Civil War - but the fucking slave owning & supporting scumbags were intransigent.

Now it is unsolvable irreversible problem. Slavery and then apartheid is what created it, and all of us are paying for it and will continue to pay for it forever. It will only get MUCH worse with teh flood of Latin America's poverty into America.

Those are the irrefutable undeniable facts.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 12:30 | 5894497 pops
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Jim Crow was pretty much over in the 60's.  Since then, the ball has been in the black man's court.  They're subsidized and picked over qualified whites for education and jobs and STILL they cling to their inherited bitterness.  Opportunities are squandered left and right.  Character and personal pride are rare and the lack thereof is apparently celebrated as part of their culture.  Being an unemployable "player" is easy and cowardly, especially if you can blame someone else for your shortcomings. 

If you want to be mad at whitey, be mad at the white politicians who made it possible for them to latch onto the public teat and never act like men.  Their fathers were driven from the home by welfare rules and the little players grew up with no other role model than their ghetto acting mothers and ghetto acting compatriots. 

You get more of anything when you subsidize it.

Freedom is useless if you don't know how to act like a man.  I can defend your rights but I can't make you a responsible father. 

Those "southern white vermin" are all dead. 

It's there for the black man as much as it is for poor whites.  You just have to want it bad enough to get off your ass and grab it.  Not whitey's fault if you aren't up to the challenge.

(and up voting your own shit is pretty lame, too.)

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:08 | 5894630 Prober
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I actually agree with most of what you wrote, and if you are trying to say that the entitlement welfare subsidy system is not a solution and actually making the problem worse, then I also very strongly agree with that blatantly obvious fact.

This thread got started by identifying who created the problem and what was the core cause of the American civil war, I rest my case.

The USA should never had slaves, but after having slaves, the only three viable solutions to the liberated slaves "problem" were:

1. Send them all back to Africa - they did not do this.

2. Kill them all, like the white christians almost did to the Native Americans - they did not do this.

3. Fully integrate them into American society as equals to whites in every regard - they did not do this.

The WORST approach was to try to segregate them and confine them in impoverished ghettos - the white christians did do this. And the times and values and politics changed to embrace the entitlement system, and the ex-slaves multiplied many fold, and now America has a HUGE permanent problem that is being greatly amplified by the Latin American invasion.

I don't see any viable solution to the problem now since the failed unsuccessful people (white, brown, black, etc) GREATLY outnumber the successful people, so the failed unsuccessful people will ALWAYS continue to vote for MORE AND MORE AND BIGGER AND BIGGER entitlement programs.

Thanks southern white slave owners & supporters, and seggregationists.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:35 | 5894711 pops
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As I said waaaay back there, slavery was NOT the core cause of the War of Northern Aggression.

Various states wished to excercise their sovereignty (as stated in the Constitution) and the federals didn't want them to.  THAT was the direct cause of the war.

Whether the various states were inhabited by despicable human beings is irrelevant to their sovereignty.  As sovereign states, they had the RIGHT to secede and the bastards in DC decided to abrogate the Constitution to prevent it. 

Lincoln emancipated the slaves hoping they'd rise up and help to defeat the Confederacy.  He didn't give a rotund rodent's rectum about blacks.  It was merely a tactic, not a lofty ambition to right a wrong.  Truth is, northern whites had as much affinity for blacks as the "southern white vermin" you refer to and also regarded them as sub-human.

It was a different time with different mores.  We have grown, evolved and have different mores now.  Slavery was in its death throes even before Abe stepped in. 

It's past time for blacks to suck that lower lip back in and get on with life.  No one expects the past to be forgotten, but for heaven sakes let it go and let's get on with life together.  My white forebears were poor white trash and owned nothing, little better off than the newly freed blacks.  That's just the way it was, and there were far more like my people than like the plantation owners.

The storm blew your barn down.  Damn shame.  Clear away the mess and start building another.  Crying over the lost one accomplishes nothing. 

 

 

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 21:24 | 5892836 MaxThrust
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i know this may seem crude and degrading but I still call a "Calorie Challanged" person a "Fat Blob".

 

Old habbits die hard.

 

max

Sun, 03/15/2015 - 23:10 | 5893186 HYMN
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George Carlin was and is still funny.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 21:23 | 5896291 honestann
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Carlin was such a genius.  Seriously, someone should make a movie about a world in which everyone sees through BS like Carlin regularly did.  Just think how different the world would become in short order if all of a sudden everyone on the planet started to see through BS as quickly and effectively.

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