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Caught On Tape: State Department's Psaki Smirks About US Policy Supporting Coups

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Submitted by Mike Krieger via Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

In case you weren’t aware, Venezuelan authorities recently accused the U.S. of attempts to overthrow its government. In a press conference, U.S. State Department spokeswoman, Jen Psaki, vehemently denied such claims and then went ahead and spouted talking points so ridiculous, only a complete ignoramus could believe them. She said:

 As a matter of long-standing policy, the United States does not support political transitions by non-constitutional means.

Interesting, because it seems to me that the primary role of U.S. foreign policy throughout my lifetime has been specifically to initiate political transitions by non-constitutional means.

The line was simply too much to bear for some members of the press. One guy in particular, incredulously asked her to elaborate on her definition of “long-standing” in light of the historical reality that the U.S. government has been constantly involving itself in coups all over the world, particularly in Latin America.

What’s even more amazing than the fact that the “authorities” remain so willing to publicly spout such easily disprovable propaganda, is her reaction once see realizes she’s been caught. She backpedals and squirms, but the most disturbing thing is you can see a subtle smirk come across her face. She knows how ridiculous the statement is and can’t keep it together once she’s called out. I guess coups are funny to people in power. To those victimized by them, not so much.

Watch the clip below, and pay particularly close attention to Jen Psaki’s face from around the 57 second mark. She’s clever enough to quickly try to cover it up with a joke.

 

Shameless!

 

 

 

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Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:38 | 5894737 bugs_
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I have thought for a long while that these press conferences held by various governments within the government should be banned.  there should be only one spokesman for the executive branch.  the first pressers/spokesmen to be permanently shut down should be state and pentagon.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:39 | 5894745 Deathrips
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We coup'd some folks.

 

Rips

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:45 | 5894762 nope-1004
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"Read my lips, ......"

 

 

 

because the truth is different, so don't point out the truth.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:46 | 5894777 Aaaarghh
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I feel so wrong for saying this, but I'd do her....

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:50 | 5894792 gafgroocK
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Think about that, you don't think she will be calling your ass everyday after?

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:53 | 5894812 Never One Roach
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These questions are handed out to the shepple media prior to the conference and the Stooge simply reads off the pre-written answers ... watch her beedee eyes as she spouts something she doesn't even understand.

 

Back when she was [allegedly] selling used cars before she joined the state dept she at least had some dignity ... rumor has it.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:58 | 5894845 Pool Shark
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Goebbels would be proud...

 

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:06 | 5894882 vortmax
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Yeah, right. More like embarrassed.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:17 | 5894914 Divine Wind
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Iraq, Syria, Libya, Ukraine, Argentina, Brazil......

Hmmmmm. I wonder what all of these countries have in common....

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:29 | 5894955 samsara
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Alex,  What is "They didn't have a Rothschilds Central Bank?"

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 18:24 | 5895767 Thirst Mutilator
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& a few gold bricks hanging around.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 19:02 | 5895836 chumbawamba
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That bitch got some huge tittays.

I am Chumbawamba.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 19:04 | 5895867 Keyser
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Reporter: Ms Psaki, can you comment on the FACT that the US destabilized Ukraine and initiated a coup, overthrowing the duly elected government in an attempt to draw Russia into a region conflict, thus taking their attention away from the US destabilization of Syria? 

Psaki: Shut up bitch, I have flying monkeys and I know how to use them... 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 23:43 | 5896844 Fish Gone Bad
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Her rubbing her nose shows that she is trying to hide.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 03:44 | 5897170 Thirst Mutilator
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So Carol Burnett was always lying? Or is it more like a Robert Redford/Paul Newman 'Sting' thing?

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 06:19 | 5897284 GetZeeGold
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They were filming a scene from House of Cards.....it wasn't meant to get out to the public.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 09:07 | 5897655 Liquid Courage
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Unconcious gestures are "tells". Deliberate gestures (both of your examples) are signals.

BTW, Carol didn't rub her nose, she tugged her ear, so double fail.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 19:13 | 5895892 spoonful
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Why do you think she got the job?

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 06:22 | 5897287 GetZeeGold
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They call it just gravy.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 20:50 | 5896158 NoPension
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I wouldn't kick her out a bed for her politics.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:24 | 5896530 MontgomeryScott
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A mouth gag, and a few bitch-slaps later, and after smelling her skank, you'd kick her out (and get a 55-gallon drum of bleach to clean the entire house). A couple of inflatable balloons and a Japanese sex-doll or two later, you would once more feel at home with your version of 'attractive'.

It must be a real bitch being THAT desperate. ROSIE PALM and her five sisters will treat you much better. I wouldn't have to kick her out of my bed. I'd be faced with cleaning up the blood stains from the porch, though.

Any friend of Barry Soetoro's...

A SKANK BITCH by any other name would smell (as bad).

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 23:25 | 5896768 NoPension
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Wow dude, you must tear it up!

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 02:25 | 5897105 McCormick No. 9
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MontgomeryScott, you MISOGYNIST!!!!

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 03:24 | 5897157 edotabin
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......there has been a long-standing tradition against misogyny and even eluding to or incinuating such is ludicrous and outrageous.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 03:49 | 5897177 Thirst Mutilator
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Don't worry, according to Wiki, she's Polish/Greek [so you can say whatever you want & nobody will report you around here]... The 'Misogynist Anti-Defamation Society' is still in the recruiting stages for 2016...

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jen_Psaki

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:33 | 5894960 Pool Shark
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You forgot:

Cuba, Nicaragua, El Salvador, Egypt, Libya, Cambodia, Laos, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Kosovo, Serbia, Croatia....

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:48 | 5894980 Ignatius
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Great, we're closing in on the short  list.

According to CIA expert Doug Valentine the CIA conducts its operations under two main criteria: 1) does it have intelligence potential, and 2) can the operation be denied (the infamous "plausible deniabilty").  No doubt "intelligence potential" could have a valid definition, properly applied, but its application historically is 'is there something our corporations covet'?  CIA:  If we can't deny it, we won't do it!  How's that for a slogan?

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:53 | 5895019 insanelysane
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Ferguson, MO.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 05:54 | 5897271 disabledvet
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Assad.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 19:56 | 5895984 Consumer Farm
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9/11, 1973. Chile.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 20:09 | 5896021 Never One Roach
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Chile's 911 was brutal:

 

Chile's 9/11: Survivors recall horrors of Pinochet coup

 

 

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/11/world/americas/chile-coup-anniversary-40/

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:19 | 5896509 casfoto
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Mars, Venus, the "SUN"

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 23:38 | 5896793 conscious being
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Devine Wind - "Iraq, Syria, Libya, Ukraine, Argentina, Brazil"

Funny selection from America's Greatest Hits. Some more; Greece, VietNam, Chile, Grenada, Panama, Iran, too many places in Africa to name, UKRAINE. What am I leaving out?

How about failed attempts? There's Cuba, Venezuela.

Operation Gladio changed the political climate of all of Western Europe. Operation Gladio did not exactly operate according to 'constitutional means'.

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:19 | 5894924 dontgoforit
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Under which rock do they find these people? 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 15:31 | 5895160 Fun Facts
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Why do we tolerate being lied to with impunity ?

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 16:42 | 5895431 max2205
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I am a robot..do not ask me questions.  Nail gun please zirp I mean next question 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:15 | 5896495 California Nigh...
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Why does President Zero tolerate such blatant lying?  

Because he has no chioce. 

Why are we fixing to attack Russia? 

Answer lies herein:  Who controls the shots?

Wild guess.  Well placed Zionists.

????

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:32 | 5896569 MontgomeryScott
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Why does President Zero tolerate such blatant lying?  

Because he has no chioce.

F, Dude. you're being real funny! You forgot your obligitory <sarc>, though.

Zero-san's admin APPOINTED this Kike bitch.

He's the LIE, embodied!

ADMIT IT, CALI. YOU voted for this fuck.

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 23:30 | 5896786 California Nigh...
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You seem to think that Zero runs the show.

Silly boy!

Me? I don't vote. I believe in taking power by force. 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 23:47 | 5896857 Fish Gone Bad
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So I'm the only one who voted for Kodos???

 

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 09:13 | 5897669 Liquid Courage
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Because ... grassy knoll.

One coup to to fool them all ... and in the darkness bind them.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 09:16 | 5897684 Liquid Courage
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Of course, that should be:

One coup to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 09:39 | 5897757 venturen
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bet she didn't pay back her student loan to that hyper liberal college

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:09 | 5894894 Winston Churchill
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If he'd had a surviving daughter, she would have looked like her.l

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 15:52 | 5894923 macholatte
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I have anonymouse sources deep inside the State Department who tell me she pulled a train for MS13 and claimed it was research for a term paper she was doing on disadvantaged youths.

Anonymous sources deep inside MS13 have denied the allegations saying “That’s bullshit, man. Obama just trying to make us look bad.”

 

 

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:37 | 5896589 MontgomeryScott
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The Tides Foundation has taken note of your comments.

Do you LIKE your computer operating system, HMMM?

 

Bill and Melinda

(VIVA LA RAZA!)

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 16:36 | 5895414 bh2
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Goebbels would be laughing. He was a much more adept propagandist. One of his most stringent rules was that effective propaganda should rely ONLY on facts which could not be controverted. This young lady is a rank amateur. I'd guess she's eagerly bucking for a key "spokesliar" position in the Hillary administration when it comes to power.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 17:10 | 5895542 Gypsy Ramono
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Goebbels would be rolling in his grave. This bitch needs to go back to Psy-Ops school or do the Jordan Belfort sales course to learn how to be a better liar. This would be a comedy if it wasn't so sad.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 23:52 | 5896874 Fish Gone Bad
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Yeah, I gotta admit, her body language was the opposite of that coming out of her lying pie hole. 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 21:32 | 5896312 booboo
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When Goebbels remarked that "if you tell a big enough lie" he was refering to WInston Churchill's "big lie factory" and also a passage in Mein Kampf when Hitler refered to the technic the Jews (the Bigger the lie the more people would believe it) employed in blaming Germany for WW1.

Sound familier? MH17? anyone?

So actually...Churchill would be proud.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 07:39 | 5897403 Fun Facts
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The PNAC New Pearl Harbor, used to manufacture the consent for what we endure today, was the really big lie technique.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:53 | 5896653 Magooo
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Goebbels would be far more subtle than that... 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 15:02 | 5895051 Hulk
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Exactly !!! She read a written response  to a reporters question !!!

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 16:48 | 5895448 Chupacabra-322
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This Cunt for lack of a better word isn't reading "talking points." This Cunt is reading a PsyOp False Narrative Script written by the Pure Evil Psychopaths over at the CIA propaganda department.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 18:51 | 5895828 Miffed Microbio...
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Pretty sad hulk. At least obama gets a Telepromter to not look quite as stupid. How anyone can read that shit without bursting out laughing is beyond me.

Miffed

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 19:09 | 5895874 Hulk
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You can say that again !!!

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 18:51 | 5895829 Miffed Microbio...
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Pretty sad hulk. At least obama gets a Telepromter to not look quite as stupid. How anyone can read that shit without bursting out laughing is beyond me.

Miffed

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 19:10 | 5895875 Hulk
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Never underestimate the power of suggestion !!!

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 20:12 | 5896027 Tall Tom
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Never underestimate the power of suggestion !!!

 

 

Likewise never underestimate the power of critical thinking !!!

 

And...please...Make certain that you underestimate me.

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 20:41 | 5896129 Terminus C
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I bet you aren't as tall as your name suggests...

'M I doin' it rite?

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 20:52 | 5896165 NoPension
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Purrfect.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:48 | 5896631 glenlloyd
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Yes, clearly she knew the question in advance, she literally read the entire response from her notes. This opening question was a softball, it was prearranged, the later questions about what the definition of 'long standing' and US involvement in the Ukraine coup were obviously not on script so she smirked and ignored them basically providing the canned answer.

 

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 09:36 | 5897727 fleur de lis
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@Never One Roach--I was wondering about that myself. Was that question submitted prior to the press conference allowing her a politically correct response? The other question about Latin America really caught her off guard, like she never heard of the coups  mentioned. Either she is devoid of all basic historical knowledge which makes her a poorly educated and poorly read spokesperson, or she can respond with whatever comes to mind and keep a straight face which makes her an actress.  

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:57 | 5895031 Paveway IV
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"...Interesting, because it seems to me that the primary role of U.S. foreign policy throughout my lifetime has been specifically to initiate political transitions by non-constitutional means..."

Why single out 'foreign policy. The domestic policy of the U.S. government has pretty much revolved around initiating political transitions inside the U.S. by non-constitutional means. It's called 'the vote' and 'the law'. They were both usurped with the intention of allowing Washington D.C. oligarchs to put whomever they want in power with the least amount of resistance by the little people. All while fooling the little people into thinking that they had a say in the matter.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 16:51 | 5895464 Chupacabra-322
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1953 Iran Coup of democratically elected Mosedeg ring a bell. Shit, even that was just recently declassified by the Criminal Pure Evil Psychopaths themselves at the CIA.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 13:02 | 5898622 Paveway IV
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The saddest part about this is when I hear my baby-boom/post baby-boom generation people say, "Remember when the United States was always the good guy?" In fact, I use to say that a lot.

Then you look back at the last fifty or sixty years and realize the U.S. - primarily through the actions of the U.S. government - has almost NEVER been the good guy or on the right side in international affairs during our entire lifetime. It's all been PR. The U.S. simply creates cartoonish international villains that are presumably more evil, which conveniently distract the sheeple from what's happening inside the U.S. 

Yet it continues to work EVERY time. It must be all the glyphosate in our food or that damn HAARP thing - I can't think of any other rational explanation.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:31 | 5896563 Farqued Up
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That's the purpose of fake business cards.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 08:30 | 5897537 HolyfieldsOtherEar
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Psaki, faki, box of Tide?

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:51 | 5894802 smlbizman
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if she hasnt traded her soul to be such an outstanding piece of shit, she would be on everybodys to-do list...great tits...

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:53 | 5894815 NoDebt
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Yeah, she's got an OK rack, but have you seen those hips?  They're nothing to be taken lightly.  I think she suffers from LBD (Lower Body Disorder).

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:15 | 5894910 RaceToTheBottom
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Apparently she had to add buttons to restrain those babies.  They are unevenly placed.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 04:00 | 5897192 Thirst Mutilator
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Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.

Boon: Beverly!

Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"

Boon: Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!

Otter: Pork?

Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?

Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 04:00 | 5897193 Thirst Mutilator
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Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.

Boon: Beverly!

Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"

Boon: Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!

Otter: Pork?

Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?

Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:45 | 5894994 NoVa
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slow news day - surprised nobody has asked if the carpet matches the drapes - ?

:o ) 

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 20:54 | 5896171 NoPension
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Where you been, no rugs anymore. Bare floors are in.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:31 | 5896562 Clarabell
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Actually I think she's knocked up.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:58 | 5896672 83_vf_1100_c
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Aww shit. Now I want to do her. Her baby will be born with dents in it's cranium.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 15:51 | 5895240 Bunghole
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Padded bra

Dont fall for the illusion.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 04:01 | 5897195 Thirst Mutilator
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Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.

Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!

Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.

Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.

Larry's evil conscience: You homo.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:52 | 5894809 NoDebt
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They don't even care if you see through their lies any more.  They know there isn't shit you can do about it and these Kabuki Theatre "press conferences" will quickly be called off if too many truth-oriented questions are asked.  They are for DISSEMINATION OF PROPOGANDA, not fact-finding or stating policy goals or answering logic/reality-based questions.

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:26 | 5894942 dontgoforit
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Yeah; they'll we walking off mid-sentence before too long and just say, "oh, that's all."

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:26 | 5894944 dontgoforit
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smirk, smirk

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:50 | 5894897 JRobby
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Mon, 03/16/2015 - 15:43 | 5895211 Beowulf55
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why is it that all the succubus spokeswomen in the state department have such big tits?  Distraction?

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 18:20 | 5895757 DeadFred
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She's from the White House, you have no idea where it's been.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 19:06 | 5895868 runningman18
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@arrgh

And that's why bitches be bitches...

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 20:28 | 5896089 homme
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How exceedingly unpretentious and generous of you sir.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 21:04 | 5896215 runningman18
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Thanks.  I like to think anyone can call it like it is and still be the soul of generosity. 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:26 | 5896533 California Nigh...
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I feel so wrong for saying this, but I'd do her....

 

 

We all  have our kinks. It's okay. I understand and I won't malign you.

Question is, would you marry her?

Well, when it comes to lust, we all do things that don't seem to make sense, often to regret them.

My guess is that she's the type of woman who will do anything to advance her career. If you were her husband or lover, you would have to be an asset in her quest. 

If you were a good boy, she'd dole out some nookie, once a week, following some dreadful and expensive "candlelight dinner", during which she'd talk shop and you'd pretend to be interested in her shop talk.

And plan also to have to run her errands for her even if you have your own full time job. 

 


Tue, 03/17/2015 - 13:12 | 5898670 ScorpionDeathLock
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She probably works 12 hours days minimum, plus getting home in NOVA traffic, you'd be lucky to get some once every two weeks, let alone once a week.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:59 | 5896677 Ted K
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Don't feel bad Bro, I have ZERO respect for Sarah Palin, think she is near complete brain dead, and for a couple weeks broke out in late night panic-attack cold sweats thinking of her as a John McCain stroke away from the Presidency. But roughly 7 years ago, before she started looking like a hag, I would have gladly h*te-fucked her brains out. I mean ripped it man.

I'm with you Bro, I "get it". Hey, we've all been there.....

For those not in possession of a "man card", the above was intended as satire, for those currently in possession of a "man card" that has not expired past renewal, come to your own conclusions.....

* by "h*te fuck" the above author is using code for "I would have done her laundry after she made me angry".

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 00:22 | 5896962 mharry
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I don't remember her having boobs. Is she pregnant or getting fat?

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:58 | 5894839 A Nanny Moose
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Does anyone else have a difficult time telling the difference between an SNL skit, and an administration lackey press conference?

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:44 | 5894992 tarsubil
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Am I the only one freaking out about agreeing with Democracy Now! commentators? When did the world flip upside down exactly?

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:50 | 5894786 Xibalba
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Can't blame the mules mouth for saying what the mule makes it say!  (insert whatever horseface comment you wish) Jen is trying her best to walk on water....She'd be a great actor if she ever wants to go to Hollywood! 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:15 | 5896493 Phil Free
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She couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag.

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:48 | 5894788 TNTARG
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And that's why you've actively promoted the creation of alternative alliances, alternative banks, alternative SWIFT systems, alternative GP Systems, alternative reserve currencies, etc.- So in a way, you're actively contributing to the end of the unipolar stage and to the moving to a multipolar world or at least, a bipolar one (again).

 

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 19:18 | 5895901 Remington IV
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we're overdue for a nice ,  bloody coup , Venezuela's the perfect stooge nation ,  with all their  ( "our" ) oil

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 11:07 | 5898142 robertsgt40
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 "...the United States does not support political transitions by non-constitutional means."  Really?  You're doing it here at home honey, in case you haven't noticed.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:40 | 5894751 i_call_you_my_base
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If the press had any balls they would just stop showing up and say, if you have nothing honest to say, then we don't care. But alas...

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 15:19 | 5895118 CHX
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They are called presstitutes for a reason... F... c..ts, the whole bunch of 'em.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 17:06 | 5895526 Trucker Glock
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"I feel like I am, as a reporter in the Capitol, lied to every day, all day." - Andrea Seabrook

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0812/79998.html

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:41 | 5894757 Herd Redirectio...
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For evil to prosper, good men must do nothing.  Thats what you are doing, Jen!  Allowing evil to prosper!  JFC!

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:48 | 5894789 Herd Redirectio...
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Bring back Marie Harf!  Although it does seems this job  results in advanced aging.  Must be spouting all that BS that does it...

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:51 | 5894801 El Gringo
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You missed a key word in that quote, that being 'men'.  It's time to dispense with that which does not work: universal suffrage and democracy. Only straight non-leftists White "goy" males should be able to vote or hold political office.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:52 | 5895014 ScorpionDeathLock
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They do these because of that old pesky First Ammendment. You think they want to get up from their desks and stop playing solitaire for 30 minutes? Of course not, she doesn't even write her own briefing, some stooge GS-5 probably does.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 18:43 | 5895815 BullyBearish
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Just In: "It has been learned that the State Department has been outsourced in an effort to cut down on time consuming policy deliberations.  Because of long-standing relationships in this area and the amount of money involved, a no-bid contract was considered appropriate".

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:31 | 5896547 WhackoWarner
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Girl is just perfecting the Hillary smirk.  The "How dare you ask me this?" facial smugness,  The arrogant stare that says " I am power and you are nothing  BUT we gotta do this to make the papers so How come you don't just bow down and worship my lies".

 

Probably thinks she can run for Prezzie or whatever one day.  Just playing the game.  And what gets me is that any person with 2 brain cells that fired properly would outright call her a fool.  But press is not allowed to be quite that impoilte so these idiots just waltz down the lying trail.

 

But what gets me is the emulation of the Hillary smirk.  The fade to joke.  The utter waste of human life that is in that person.

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 00:27 | 5896976 The central planners
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And eventually Jewed them :D

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:39 | 5894741 Itchy and Scratchy
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Major lie detector fail from 38 DD's!

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:55 | 5894827 mtl4
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I'd much rather use your method than to wait for her to shake her hinger at us like Willie Clinton.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:57 | 5894872 Itchy and Scratchy
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A couple of contacts attached to Red's nips would send the polygraph register off the charts!

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:39 | 5894743 JustObserving
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Obama failed his coup in Venezuela by Thierry Meyssan

Once again, the Obama administration has tried to force the change of a political regime that resists it. On February 12, an Academi (formerly Blackwater) plane disguised as an aircraft of the Venezuelan army was supposed to bomb the presidential palace and kill President Nicolas Maduro. The plotters had planned to place former MP María Corina Machado in power and have her immediately acclaimed by former Latin American presidents.

http://www.voltairenet.org/article186879.html

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:40 | 5894752 Mike Masr
Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:41 | 5894753 observer007
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Which bank will collapse next?

Credit Default Swaps Info:

cds-info.com

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:40 | 5894754 Jano
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exceptional and indispensable scum. The same, like NSDAP. But now in jewish colors and under Jewish-American flag.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:48 | 5894787 chunga
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Hey Psaki you smug fucking twat. Venezuelans hate your guts as do most everybody else including Americans.

Red Team vs. Blue Team in a civil war someday? Naw, I bet it's everybody else against both of them. That's why the post office and noaa weather dept. need 500 million bullets. They know this.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:17 | 5894913 Niall Of The Ni...
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Now now. If she were Jewish she'd at least be have had the wits to dodge the question better.

As it is, she apparently inherited Polack brains to go with her Greek tits. Even money says she was the toast of every frat boy at College of William and Mary during the second Clinton administration.

There are few sights more pathetic than a sorority princess past her shelf life. Among them is the princess's making like she's still fooling anyone but herself.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:20 | 5896518 PlausibleDenial
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Fucking William and Mary... I wasted 4 ducking years of my life and I never saw her rugs... damn.. I 'll never go back..

 

 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:40 | 5894755 Scoobywan
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She has nice boobs

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:46 | 5894778 SheepDog-One
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Maybe, but a face only a dog could love, provided a pork chop was duct taped to it.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 19:12 | 5895891 Hulk
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She ain't that bad !!! With that said, my next wife is going to be an ugly woman ...

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 20:26 | 5896082 Miffed Microbio...
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I've seen a lot uglier women IMHO. This one does seem to be as dumb as a socket wrench, has the sensitivity and perception of a toilet seat and an inflated view of her own worth. Pouring that in a hot body doesn't seem to be an adequate offset.

Why not go for practical, entertaining, inquisitive, and adventurous? You might get lucky and she may be also easy on the eyes. ;-)

Miffed

Tue, 03/17/2015 - 00:16 | 5896940 TheMeatTrapper
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"Why not go for practical, entertaining, inquisitive, and adventurous? You might get lucky and she may be also easy on the eyes. ;-)"

Indeed. 

American men will have to regain their senses; their sense of duty, their sense of honor - and their willingness to kill if we are to survive as a nation. 

American men must re learn what a valuable and desireable woman is; and that an attractive woman can be a destructive traitor who must be dealt with accordingly. 

Our millenial 20 somethings haven't a clue. They can't grow a tomatoe, shoot a deer, fuck a womans brains out or take a traitorous bitch out back and put a bullet in her brain. 

None of the above is easy. 

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 19:21 | 5895915 Factor.9r
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Speaking of cops, burgers, and duct tape:
Flaming Lips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjrUOlK2714

If you could make everybody poor, just so you could be rich
Would you do it?

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:28 | 5894953 Occams_Chainsaw
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Is she preggers?

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:41 | 5894985 Slartebartfast
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Just another fat chick.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 17:05 | 5895524 TruthBeforeAll
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She's built for comfort, not speed.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:41 | 5894758 gswifty
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Reminds me of this douche.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fZb_UAoHQBU

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:24 | 5894939 Kirk2NCC1701
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+1. And let us not forget this man, nor his sage admonitions that come back to haunt us:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRQkDGdHmd0

“One day after I’m long gone, you will remember me and say, we should have stopped the nuclear program of Israel, abolished the Federal Reserve and kicked all secret societies, occultists, usurpers and Zionists out of our wonderful country, to keep it that way. But it is never too late, just remember that.”
-John F. Kennedy

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:56 | 5895027 gswifty
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Greatest quote from a man of many great quotes. Though I'm probably not saying anything you don't already know since this recommendation came to me through zh, but this is even 'better' and more comprehensive than unspeakable. Best five bucks I've ever spent.

 

http://www.amazon.com/JFK-9-11-Years-Deep-State/dp/1615776311

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:31 | 5896565 California Nigh...
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“One day after I’m long gone, you will remember me and say, we should have stopped the nuclear program of Israel, abolished the Federal Reserve and kicked all secret societies, occultists, usurpers and Zionists out of our wonderful country, to keep it that way. But it is never too late, just remember that.”
-John F. Kennedy

 

No fucking shit???  He said that? 

 

 

 


Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:41 | 5894760 Bill of Rights
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Freudian slip?

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:45 | 5894761 Chuck Knoblauch
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How old is the neophyte?

Does she read and write?

Is she Autistic?

Did she get a Hepatitis B shot recently?

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:43 | 5894763 Duc888
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" As a matter of long-standing policy, the United States does not support political transitions by non-constitutional means."

 

Bitch needs some ocular penetration with an oversized Glans Penis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glans_penis

....as well as putting her to good use.   I would suggest duct tape over her mouth, a paper bag over her head and a titty fuck.   She appears to be a useless life support system for a sperm receptacle.  

 

You lying fucking shit bag.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:52 | 5895016 Kirk2NCC1701
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Entertaining as your metaphor may be, you're skating awful close to the edge.
I've seen ZHers booted for less, alas. [sigh] Just saying.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 15:06 | 5895064 bid the soldier...
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That was before QE2.  Now anything goes.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 16:12 | 5895315 e_goldstein
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Bravo. Nice rant.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 16:33 | 5895405 HughK
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Duc88

Way to go, Duc.  Somehow you managed to make your post about your own sad hatred towards women instead of the issue at hand.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 19:56 | 5895986 Duc888
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HughK:  Way to go, Duc. Somehow you managed to make your post about your own sad hatred towards women instead of the issue at hand.

 

The issue at hand is she is blatently lying as I clearly stated in my post.    

 

Projection much?


Mon, 03/16/2015 - 22:53 | 5896654 Dickweed Wang
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Bitch needs some ocular penetration with an oversized Glans Penis.

From Wiki: It has been suggested that the unique and unusual shape of the glans in humans has evolved to serve the function of "scooping" any remnant semen deposited by other rival males out of the deeper part of the vagina of a female who may have recently copulated, and thereby decreasing the chance of the rival male impregnating the female.

Yeeee Haaaaa!

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:43 | 5894764 SheepDog-One
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She's 21? Looks at least 35-40. She doesn't sound all that clever either, soon as she's called off her written bullshit script she stammers and stutters and just says 'this is ludicrous'....but then that is our present state of gubmint.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:46 | 5894776 Chuck Knoblauch
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21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She can drink legally now!

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:58 | 5894829 knukles
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thats a lotta mileage for 21, guys... no way
He Wikipediapheila enrty has her porn er I mean born in Dec 1978
No, she is not a hottie.  Shes a .... well a rotund farm animal.  The only way you'd pick her up and drool all over her is well after closing time at an all night bar

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:11 | 5894900 Winston Churchill
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Never went to bed with an ugly women, but woke up with a few.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 17:01 | 5895505 Oh regional Indian
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Now that's some funny shit Colnel...

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 19:04 | 5895866 Kirk2NCC1701
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Lady Astor: Mr Churchill, you're drunk!

Churchill: Lady Astor, you're ugly. And on the morning I shall be sober.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:50 | 5895008 gaoptimize
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One of my greatest regrets in life was not being able to find a genetic redhead to have many children with. A "rotund farm animal" who is a good mother would have been fine.   A person who could stay in a position that requires them to lie on camera on a regular basis, not so much.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 13:50 | 5894800 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

She's 21?

That's in Paid Liar years.

Mon, 03/16/2015 - 14:02 | 5894865 Zadig
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Wiki says 36, though why she responded with "21" years to 'within her lifetime' is bewildering.  Either she's trying to make an esoteric point, or her bra size is bigger than her IQ. 

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