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Janet Yellen Explains That Losing "Patience" Does Not Mean She Lost Patience - Live Webcast
Having created quite a storm with her statement, it is time for Fed Chair Janet Yellen's press conference to confirm that nothing's changed, USD strength is a 'net positive', there are no bubbles (apart from in bonds, which you should sell...), and any economic weakness/crash is merely transitory and weather-based...
FOMC Press Conference Live Feed...(due to start at 1430ET)
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spread out numbskulls..ynuk ynuk ynuk...
Dude look like a lady!
This bag of shmegma is more dangerous than Neocunts. ;-)
Looney
Now we know why the VIX got smashed earlier in the day...I am sure somebody got a hold of Old Yellen's testimony ahead of time....same ol markets.
Again, its not a surprise that markets are soaring, actually all the equity indices around the world are surging because the people who owns the most equity shares aka the global 0.001% are getting the fuck out of dodge via their own countries' central banks doing their soon-to-be stock-buying QE program via future obligations and our savings to buy off these shares from the rich. Of course these same central bankers will be promised to be made whole as well when the SHTF moment finally arrives.
I think there isn’t much buying at all whatsoever in the markets from retail..its all central bankers around the world doing the lifting…which is why almost all major indices are strongly moving up in unison…this may look good at first glance…but underneath its very ominous. Which is why MSM is showing videos of self proclaimed Jacob Wohl to lure the sheep into the markets.
Everything is happening now because future obligations and savings in fiat currency means jack when the next world war is a certainty any moment within the next couple of years….so whoever is trading for short term gains, nothing against you guys…you got balls and good luck..for those who is prepping for that bombs away moment, good for you, you have foresight and deserve to have a higher chance of survival.
This world is full of different people and unpredictable. You can be way ahead right now but in an instant, lose everything. its like the tortoise vs the hare race….dont be too complacent and naïve…stay frosty.
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That bitch!!!
I wanted some serious monkey hammering on the PM's post 2pm so I could BTFD on more criminal manipulation downward!
Instead we get criminal manipulation upwards in PM's.
What kinda bullshit is that??? ;-)
Now I have to wait a bit to see what utter nonsense might occur for them to push PM's down again.
Fuckin' bitch!
;-) haha
someone needs to put an end to this wiffling poltiically correct mumbo jumbo speak... it's like a royal court.... removal of 'patient' doesn't mean we won't be patient.... pull the fucking carrot out of your ass... please....
Yellen explains how she's not losing her patience, but has instead lost her marbles....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BokmkblCrdE
Tell me what to do and pay me again, right?
LOL - "Dewey beats Truman"
http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/mar/18/federal-reserve-zero-int...
Dóh!!
Whatever 'ol Cap'n Kangaroo says, it's law.
Not if Grandfather Clock says no..
But I always wondered about that fucking clock!
Actually, it's Mr. Green Jeans who dictates policy. The Cap'n merely reads the teleprompter.
There ya go..
Bless em all..
Now back to the regularly scheduled Passover Matzos [couldn't hit the COUNTERFEIT button with sticky dough fingers].
"any economic weakness/crash is merely transitory and weather-based..."
IOW ~ Chauncey Gardener says there will be #GROATH in the spring...
Hmmm
Hmmm
Arrest that descendant of a gypsy circus troupe. Don't let her get away.
"Yes, and also no. Whatever is the correct and encouraging answer is what I said." -Yellen, to his girlfriend when asked "Do I still look okay?"
I was for the counterfeiting before I was really for the counterfeiting.
I'm going to look hard for the strings from the Wall Street puppeteers.
Moar importantly, did he get a new haircut?
Why do I have this overwhelming sense of impending doom ?
She sounds like the little old lady running the Soroptimist annual meeting.
why no mass madia stories about the PIGS ay ebc?
More goverment lies about thier power to control the world.
Except these people aren't in our government.
positive interest rates do not exist in a hyperinflationary environment
Gawd, someone needs to give Mr. Yellen one of those talking boxes that Steven Hawking uses. She's unbearable to listen to.
"Gawd, someone needs to give Mr. Yellen one of those talking boxes that Steven Hawking uses. She's unbearable to listen to."
Hard to look at too. She reminds me of my last internet date
Nice boy ?
My God! She spent the first five minutes explaining patient versus impatient!
Long AAPL and GILD. Eat dirt ZH losers.
Do they think people are stupid and forget fast:
Bernanke: There's No Housing Bubble to Go Bust
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/26/AR200510...
They do and they are right.
Uhhhh... yup.
Double speak at its finest.
Translation:
"The FED will never raise rates, and QE 4, 5, 6..are ready when needed by Wall Street."
Roger, torpedo tubes full Cap'n Yellin Sir.
yeah it's all BS and the next crisis will just start more QE.... can be a meltdown in Brazil, cali earthquake, volcano in Seattle or almost anything...
The only patient is the one that is in the hospital addicted to free money and will die without it.
Doctor Yellen lost another patient...
She is now operating on the economy.
she's saving up for plastic surgery so she can join maddona on world tour....
I'd just love to see her prank it up next time to freak out the algos...
"we're rasing rates to 2%"
"not really - haha - instead, QE4 will commence next month at $100 billion per month"
"wait - just kidding! - rates will rise, but only by 0.5%"
etc
Just waiting for her to start chuckling and say, "While we are no longer patient, we will leave rates at zero for a considerable time."
Then, just get up, flip everyone off and walk out laughing.
LOL! 2% inflation goal before raising rates!?!?
ROFLMAO! Janet! Can you say it in JAPANESE!?!?
BANZAI!!! U.S. joining Japan in the Kamakazi dive bomb attack on their populace!
Eat the retail nd banksters customers. and everybody, BAAAACK TO DA CHOPPEEEEEEAAAH!!!
Chekanish; Galla Galla. you Greek suckers....I got some more greek debt to sell you Germans, hahahaha.
Yellen's estimates and forecasts beyond April 2015 are not worth the paper she printed them on.
When was the last time the Fed predicted a recession?
Yellen: She's looking at a wide range of things. There is no simple answer. We may not see a pickup in wage growth.
Translation: Yellen's clueless.
The experts sit around a table. They write their estimates on a piece of paper and pass them in. There is no rhyme or reason...it's how they feel based on talk amongst themselves....
And that is how the largest Central Bank in the world operates.
This is some scary stuff.
They are clueless and everyone knows it. What is worse is that they must maintain the appearance of having control of this disaster, even though everyone knows they don't. The market participants are WILLINGLY abandoning reality to pursue a market that they KNOW is a fraud. Sticking a gun in our collective mouths and pulling the trigger...again and again. If they guess wrong they will blow our heads off, if they guess right they take the rewards home with them. The odds are not in our favor.
Sure, they are clueless. But it's not relevant. The algos just want what they want.
the only thing these clowns are looking at is their paycheck, their mastercard bill and their pension annuity...
IS that Woodie Allen?
Some women just open their yap and say anything that comes into their head with no care for consequences./
TPTB are setting up Greece as a scapegoat. The shit storm will hit the fan very soon. Not the time to short yet though.
At least the Bernank sounded scholarly...she just sounds squirrely.
Now see there....this is what we are dealing with! Sexist hate speech. And worst of all...you don't know who would look best in a skirt, Bernanke or Yellen!
They put a women in that position for the same reason we have an almost black president and an almost female Hillary to become our next. So keep your hate filled mouth shut and just do what you are told! No criticism is allowed!
I'm sure Benspankme would look better in a skirt than that.
Scary thought.
This is a good opportunity for $usd longs to cover their carry trades, while they still can. The next time the $usd spikes back up it's going to be carry traders tripping over each other to trying to liquidate their positions before they go to zero.
I wonder if bad news(macro) is going to be "bad news" now that the Fed. has pretty much jumped the shark when it comes to rate increase credibility.
The Fed will never be out of bullets as long as there are traders just looking and begging for a chance to make a fast buck. God help us if we had to look at an unemployment statistic that showed us how many PRODUCTIVE Americans had jobs. 20%? Maybe. Everyone else is simply mooching while trying to convince themselves that if they weren't skimming, someone else would be.
I swear she has one of those "insane" Looks in her eyes..
(deleted) Ah, anger gets the best of everyone at times ...
add to your USO puts...oil spike will fade dramatically...nothing has changed in the over supply
She looks more stressed. She is mudding her diapers.
How can you be sure that is a she; "it" should do that conference naked so no one watches.
She may be losing patience but she is keeping her color, better loosen the neck thing Janet.... the red face clashes with the jacket.
Thats a good job, lie about shit, then have a news conference and splain it for "Market Participants" so they can pass along the lies to their clients.
Mad Hatter's Tea Party!!!
Talk about obvious market rigging; -.83% to +1.17% in which 90% happened in 2minutes and the rest in 30 minutes. We are screwed within 6-12 months.
They can't be stalling until the next implosion, can they? That would leave them with nothing.
Yellen left early to go out back and smoke a cigar.
Lies, damned lies, obfuscation, bloviation, equivocation, fog, smoke, mirrors, doublespeak, newspeak, and nonsense.
CNN=CartoonNewsNetwork
Wow she inspires a lot of confidence with her "best guesses" about the eCONomy.
putin regime has given away 4 million hectare of Russian Federation land to China for 49 years.
https://youtu.be/a0DEbJitRaY
How about submitting to an audit?
So Yellen says stocks are high but not too high. Buy MOAAR!!!!
Janet likes stocks... Wow
As I watch todays action in a state of both absolute horror as well as utter bemusement it has come to me that a man can make two major mistakes in his life:
1. Getting involved with a woman and somehow expecting your results will be different.
2. Trading the markets based on fundamentals and somehow expecting your results will be different.
Call it a fleeting moment of clarity.
SPX up 40 while this cunt talks.
Shut this bitch up!!!!!
Did Yellen seriously just say 'the Federal Reserve system was set up by Congress decades ago, so i dont see any need to change it...' wasnt half of congress on holiday break when they rushed it thru? LOL...
Christmas holidays, I think. Merry Fucking Christmas America.
actually i think ALL of congress was gone as the "rat pack" took the train took Jekyll Island that fateful Christmas of 1913...You should study the background of those that went...its surreal
listening to her is jsut scary. Very scary.
‘It’s not love’ 40 percent of Russia’s women have faced domestic violence. A photo series
Official figures say one in five women in Russia have experienced domestic violence. (If you count verbal abuse, the number is a shocking 40 percent.) Only 12 percent of women, however, have turned to the police for help. The Russian parliament is currently considering amendments to laws governing domestic violence. If these reforms are passed, the decision to open a criminal case against an abuser in the family (or an ex-family member) would be based not on the report of the victim, but rather on the existence of probable cause.
The following pictures were taken between 2010 and 2012 in the city of Vologda. The photographer, Anastasia Rudenko, shadowed the city’s police as they responded to reports of domestic violence. Sometimes, she returned to the victims’ homes for follow-up interviews. “In Russia, there’s a saying: It’s not love unless he hits her. Maybe that’s why only a very small percentage of women ultimately leave their abusive partners,” Rudenko says.
https://meduza.io/en/galleries/2015/03/18/it-s-not-love
That is russia.
What a nice old lady.
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Janet Yellen Explains That Losing "Patience" Does Not Mean She Lost That Loving Feeling
Mr.or Ms. Yellen (can't tell) should do that conference naked and spread to ensure that no one watches. Also, punishment for the LameStreamMedia "people" (used loosely).
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I apologize for the mental picture.
Your apology is not enough, sir. Therapy is not cheap.
Take a pill; they have a vast variety in many colors just for you and for me.
Things are the way they are because; things are the way they are!
When things are different, then things will be different.
Depending upon the difference, we will do different things that may or may not be a difference which will make a difference.
Depends upon the difference of the difference.
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they are kind of going after her, this is hot!
The more they grill her the higher the markets goes, don't worry Janet the Federal traders are with you! Pass the fraud, Moar Fraud now.
The guy selling the VIX must never go to the bathroom! Relentless.
I have never seen volatility disappear so quickly. Big Pharma should put that into pill form and when the patent comes up, then release the "time-released" version and if that doesn't work, then buy out the generic...just make sure you screw the American pill poppers!!
This is not real anymore is it? Please tell me the whole world is not trying to read the tea leaves and interpret what comes out of the mouth of one Central Banker in a world of 7+ billion people?
That alone is sad but even sadder is that everyone is talking why she dropped one word from her (throne) speech.
Have we gone beyond full retard now? This is such complete bullshit. This is the moment (for me at least) where the kid in the street should be yelling "She doesn't wear any clothes!!!" and the crowds start laughing.
This is peak Central Banker bullshit.
C'mon people. We need to get rid of this group of people and start focusing on our real issues again.
Notice the mega wedge unfolding. We're heading to 2200 before fireworks of any kind. Until then, BTFATH....
http://i.imgur.com/L5oHr7I.png
end of this week, next week or next month?
In the meantime, don't forget to stock up on non-perishable food items and toilet paper.
I'm looking at mid to late May for that target....
Bonds are TANKING!
Not sure if it's because of her circular cranial protrution and the oompa loompa hair cut, or the vile things emanating from her trollish gob!
Either way....Bonds are Tanking!
Out with the bond and into the equity; simple math.
the punch bowl is also a cemetary in hawaii
Ukranian house after putin regime goons attacked it... still ukranian army is with ukranian people
https://youtu.be/aq_RBBliAeo
Jack Yellen knows exactly who his masters are! His is an easy, very easy job...Just do as you are told.
Banksters Inc.
Nope, not easy at all: lies are poison. There's a cost.
Yep; and the consequences are apart from "time" or "eternal", but then again I know of no one that has not lied, deceived or cheated in some manner...do you? It proves we are all human with a serious "illness" from the top of the human heap to the bottom of it.
Am I close with the visual? yes no
Ukranian soldier advice to parents in russia - don't send your kids to Ukraine [for putin regime]
https://youtu.be/N4Z5OZDdNrs
How did we get to a point in a civilized society where the largest market in the world awaits a few words from a handful of unelected bankers?
It is a great misnomer to think that technology equates to "civilized society"; given it is used to lie, cheat, steal & murder on a larger scale...not too civilized.
FED IS NO LONGER PATIENT, YELLEN MAY GET NERVOUS, ANXIOUS OR EVEN GO BERSERK
Financial analysts risk being replaced by doctors.
Source: www.financialpaparazzi.com
IT'S A MADHOUSE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCM6TZgTMI
The commie Apes win.
From my cold dead hands!
Yellen is a very patient person since she never lost patience even when losing 'Patience'. Not in Bernankes lifetime.
“We will most likely probably possibly assuredly consider pursue evaluate review, research raising,
increasing, changing manipulating adjusting the Federal Interest rate- in the near future, eventually, imminently, most certainly, most assuredly in time when we think we should when the weather is good, when the economy is ready…!!”