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Keep It Simple Stupid...
We're gonna need moar words!!
Source: @Not_Jim_Cramer
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MOOOOOOAAAAAARRRR !!!
That's the most meaningful chart ever posted on ZH!
If they have nothing left to say, the end is near.
And the final 1.75 words will be as they always are..."Oh shi...."
We word counted some fol..... Aww fuck it.
what a complete and insane joke that everything depends on a fed announcement
Buybuybuy!
That's proof if I've ever seen it that correlation is causation in Wally World.
Perhaps they could add "cornhole"?
and "it was the weather" is a whole sentence.
So it was in the days of Noah.
too funny
Speack bitches il believe it when I hear it. Yellen not going to disrupt the markets the addict is jonesing so she will gove it the drup PATIENCE
Nice to see a spelling bee champ here. Really lifts things up a notch.
Can Yellen string that many words together and still not say anything?
I would think that the trick would be "Can Yellen string that many words together and still say nothing?", but yes, you're right. Everyone knows that this is a big-assed farce, ("big-arsed farce" for our friends across the Pond, the sound of which I like much better). The moment the Fed begins to raise interest rates the USD is starting down the road to becoming toast, (arguing that it isn't already).
Said woman take it slow, and it'll work itself out fine
All we need is just a little patience
Said sugar make it slow and we'll come together fine
All we need is just a little patience (Patience)
Mm, yeah
Let's hope they don't switch to pictures.
Well shit... It looks like it's time to give the Blowhorn my monthly 5 minutes of patronage for the Fed. announcement. I'd better make sure I don't have any loose bricks or sharp objects near by. ;-)
No worries, Cue Ball Liesman is there to explain it all to us.
We're DOVISH now! Haha....
Sort of pathetic that this is what now Defines America. That, and bullying other nations who won't play along.
That is VERY funny...
The Fed will just add some 4000 word disclaimer to the release and the market will rocket onward and upward, twirling always twirling.
Peak BS
At least you can print words and no one really complains too loudly.
"And She wept, for there were no moar words to utter."
The “Patient” Insanity
TND Guest Contributor: Dave Kranzler
http://thenewsdoctors.com/?p=297232
Its out..the famous word is out...oh boy....now what can we talk about
The debt ceiling thingy?
And I thought that women were known for being wordy. Oh wait, which fed chair person is the woman again?
This is interesting:
http://www.google.com/finance?q=OTCMKTS%3ASOGC&ei=r8XYVPHFIo6uqQG6zoDoAw
looking at a daily chart for S&P Futures, it looks like the "select few" got their usual advance notice re: the contents
"You think that I don't even mean,
A single word I say.
It's only words, and words are all I have, to take
Your heart away."
Janet Yellen competes with the BeeGees. Except she is small, fat and stupid. It has become a absolute farce.
Talk, it's only talk
Arguments, agreements, advice, answers,
Articulate announcements
It's only talk
Talk, it's only talk
Babble, burble, banter, bicker bicker bicker
Brouhaha, balderdash, ballyhoo
It's only talk
Back talk
Talk talk talk, it's only talk
Comments, cliches, commentary, controversy
Chatter, chit-chat, chit-chat, chit-chat,
Conversation, contradiction, criticism
It's only talk
Cheap talk
Talk, talk, it's only talk
Debates, discussions
These are words with a D this time
Dialogue, dualogue, diatribe,
Dissention, declamation
Double talk, double talk
Talk, talk, it's all talk
Too much talk
Small talk
Talk that trash
Expressions, editorials, explanations, exclamations, enfadulations
It's all talk --
Elephant talk, elephant talk, elephant talk!
-- King Crimson, "Elephant Talk"