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VIX Just Flash-Crashed
We suspect any second now, one (or all) of the exchanges will break as VIX just flash-crashed from 16 to 13.69...
We suspect it is some remnant of Quad-witching...
As is "normal" nowadays, VIX has ripped back up to 16 now...
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Something wicked this way comes...
It’s just a good thing that was just a simple system failure, not some evidence of malfunctioning manipulation.
A) Your username just flat out makes me uncomfortable.
B) To even suggest there could exist any market manipulation is crazy! Why, we have the SEC! And the big Banks! and the Gubmint! And the Fed! They're all looking out for us little folk to make sure we keep as much of that hard-earned money as possible and don't get ripped off!
Don't forget your local DA, AG and the DOJ! All here to make sure the banking cartel can loot to their hearts content.
My prediciton is the FED will NOT remove the word "Patient" from their statement and if they do it will be replaced by another word that means the same thing. They need to keep the stock market high. They have to keep that illusion of a fantastic economy going at ALL COSTS!!! The FED is a bunch of PHUCKERS!!
fuck-ya
the front run news is out the next qe starts on the first. dow should end up 500 today.
told ya so. its all rigged.
Self Help on the way..
:/
This market should just check itself into rehab already.
Call Deepak Chopra for Mr Yellen!
Hint: check what day of the week during the cycle VIX futures expire;)
confusing
"VIX has ripped back up to 15.4 now."
Yes, but not back up to it's pre-flash-crash level, you'll notice. That's how this shit works. You rip somebody's face off, they recover from the shock but they get just an itsy bit more gun shy about trying to move in the other direction again. Slam it, watch it recover 80%- dropping it right at the level you wanted it at in the first place.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Anybody still trading these "markets" is out of their fucking mind. I wouldn't go near it. I have spent ost of my adult life in trading and I can tell you I am done. It's not the "risk" per se, it's the Corzining on a daily basis. Why fucking bother.
Agreed. Sit back and watch to see if Oil can torch this POS over the next week.
@SeizeMars - I was debating some azz hat on another site who was pushing the TA mantra. How do you use technical signals when there are no real buyers & sellers - no real market ?
The dope insisted 'ya just gotta know what to do'. I've been trading for decades. Some day that putz is gonna have his face ripped off.
Face-ripping sounds in 5 - 4 - 3 - 2....
so, insider information must have been passed around that the FED will drop the "patient" language.
fast, stock exchange break up like always, they can do it, i know
We can save the casionos ...
Oeps, wrong button, they supposed to hit the gold button
Don't worry my pretties, we are in complete control of all the markets.
Regards, TPTB
Yellen's hairdresser, Tim, from Supercuts, leaked that she'll remove patient today.
Supercuts uses a bowl on the head??
Lol had to log in just to +1
Fucking dumb and dumber lookin troll
Is that good or bad for metals prices?
Who cares. What else are you going to invest in right now? Bitcoin?
all this shit is good for phyzz prices. Don't worry about the $$$ value because that's all bullshit. Just stack regularly in small amounts as your budget allows....20, 40 ounces or so. Then wait for the next dip and do it again. Stack now, hide it away safely and forget about it until after the collapse.
Phyzz is for insurance against the collapse of the dollar and all fiat currencies. It's not for "investing".
Bad for gold good for silver, gold droped together with USD, silver gained 100% comparing to USD.
Or you might say silver didn't move, and just USD,gold,euro droped ~40% - ~50%.
Comparing to CHF silver droped 50%, gold droped 75%
Comparing to gold silver gained 100%,
Comparing to euro silver gained 120%
PPT calming down headwinds. DJ 17766.66 soo devilishly patriatic lol
Some of the myriad of insiders re the Fed's effective QE4 announcement later today got "impatient".
algorydm hikup?
Obviously, it crashed because risk has been completely over-priced. How could there be any risk to equity prices falling when there is so much exogeneous demand and such a compelling future for massive profit growth amongst all publicly traded companies?
<heaping sarcasm>
Gotta goose the VIX to get it in line with the "reality" of the equity markets...!!
zzzzzzzz
wake me up when this whole shit-show is over and the bad guys are all dead
the world is going to need awoken Marine-types during the shit show and to take care of the bad guys.
You'll be sleeping a long time, bro.
Really, it no way is due to the Vix closing out for the month just now .... does anyone here trade??
What I think is hilarious is how an indicator went to a trading vehicle. 'Fix options closing trades for the month'....for fucks sakes, full retard.
That was a test fire. A little pre-game if you will, for the fireworks that should come this afternoon.
Can someone explain to me the x-axis? Time seems off for March 18?
Short bitchez
Suddenly, in a nanosecond.....everything went very unvolatile.
Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!
I wonder how many people know what you are talking about :-)
I did....good one. I also like the Bill Murray speech to the kids at camp saying "it just doesnt matter" :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mf3Bypyk8
Fat finger.
Hello, this is Step-Function Brokers, how can we help you today?
Opps, sorry, too late.
VIX has been turned into a central bank weapon to control underlying volatility rather than an indicator.
Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.
Did Bullard tweet Krugman?
Looks like someone slept on the keyboard
A little humor and motivation for times like these...Its only two minutes, and its one of my favorites...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mf3Bypyk8
Belthold pattern. Market makers are taking out the stops before the train leaves the station. All aboard!
And wait until new rigging bots enter the picture:) When the journobots can be programmed to dump news into the feeds as specific actions take place..watch out..
New rigging might be the final bot element to push a crash someday if they don't watch it...
http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2015/03/major-us-newspapers-sign-up-and-invest.html
Simulated orders crashed?
Must have been a power outage.
fuck-ya
That was AMAZING, for like 60seconds USD droped 45%, Euro droped 55%, CHF went up 200%, PLN went up 100%, Gold droped 50%, Most emerging market currencties went up 100%
Weird that USD_Index went up 50% or so
%values are in comparision to PLN, and PLN in comparision to gold
Though i am imagining things but seems i am not the only one that saw the weird behavior in markets like 4h or 5h ago.
Smells like big things are comming soon.
http://www.spaceweather.com/
Yep you can see aurora at 51N latitude (in Poland) never seen one in my 40y old life. Amazing.
Common zerohedge...take a look at the methodology and how it is calculated. It is no flash crash and all the other posts of the vix are irrelevant as well. i have been able to alter the vix by putting a bid in an option with no bid so that a larger part of the vola smile is used in the calculation. It is not tradeable...it is a calculation. The real vix(option iv did nothing).