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Sat, 03/21/2015 - 11:41 | 5912903 Fix It Again Timmy
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This is not PETTY garbage, the elite throw shit in our faces 24x7, we're just slinging it BACK!...And it feels SO satisfying.  Thank you, thank you, WB7!...

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 10:29 | 5912745 MSorciere
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Priceless!  ...and you depict her in her well chosen ensemble, my favorite, showing her classiness and sense of style.

 

With Godzilla on the case, this  moocher fashion nightmare will soon be over.

It has occurred to me that having a HUGE ass could be a benefit for sticking one's head up into. That's it - it's not a bug, it's a feature. Evolutionary advancement.

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 10:33 | 5912752 Pure Evil
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Ya know, she does look like one of the characters straight out of Planet of the Apes.

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 12:03 | 5912958 the grateful un...
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there was some fallout from the OK frat chant that someone was comparing the president to a chimpanzee.  there is a website www.smirkingchimp.com which demeans the president as being a chimpanzee, only it is president BUSH. so who exactly is being racist? that was the intelligence behind the Planet of the Apes movies, anyone can be a racist. i think if they remade that film they could give the apes drones to attack the humans, but part of the story there was the apes use rather crude technology, indicating that mankind had reverted to some primitive state after the collapse. apes flying drones would be cool, maybe crude drones made out of sticks or something like those flying monkeys in Oz. they could do that movie all over again the time is right i think.

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 13:47 | 5913140 ALANBEEKMAN
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>>>>>>>maybe crude drones made out of sticks or something...

And they could be powered by fermented banana paste.

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 10:16 | 5912724 ALANBEEKMAN
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I'm definitely rooting for Godzilla!

 

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 12:04 | 5912960 the grateful un...
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you always were man, you always were

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 09:50 | 5912685 americanreality
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This is something I'd expect from junior high school children.  Calling the president's wife fat and making fun of her name, while drawing juvenile caricatures?  This whole thread is garbage. Seriously-  this is painfully immature.  Do you maybe possibly have a crush on Michelle?  Grow up. William Banzai this is petty garbage.  I'd like to see the pictures of the fat ugly wives of all these clowns giggling about Billy Bonzai's funny picture.  Losers.

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 10:31 | 5912748 Pure Evil
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Well, aren't you just the quaint little polished turd floating in the WB7 party punch bowl.

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 09:35 | 5912659 lakecity55
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He is going to need the help of Mothra.

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 08:20 | 5912568 Reaper
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Beauty versus the Beast

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 12:17 | 5912997 the grateful un...
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modern version, quasimoto as a sexual predator who breaks esmeraldas neck and throws her in the bushes.

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 03:05 | 5912378 pupdog1
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Moochilla scared the short stack Emperor and I was sad for him.

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 03:14 | 5912383 A Nanny Moose
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ohhh....1st Wookie got zachry disease. Its face rook zachry rike its ass

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 02:05 | 5912346 MATA HAIRY
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that's a man, baby

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 01:45 | 5912331 Yen Cross
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 How much? I must own a print of that.

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 01:21 | 5912310 nah
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big and african

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 01:06 | 5912294 orangegeek
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nice wife barry you fucking asshole!

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 20:15 | 5911762 blindman
Fri, 03/20/2015 - 16:04 | 5911027 Fukushima Fricassee
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What a Nasty bitch . How much did she cost the tax payer this time?

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 00:38 | 5912191 williambanzai7
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So far we know $78000 for car rental expenses in Kyoto...

Which is probably enough to build one school in Cambodia

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 08:27 | 5912575 nmewn
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And one helluva carbon footprint to boot...lol.

"Let them eat the cake from the bottoms of my fashionable high-heeled shoes! Which elegantly compliment my Jason Wu dress with Azzedine Alaia studded belt and diamond droplet earrings" ;-)

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 15:50 | 5910965 the grateful un...
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how about Hillazilla?

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 03:11 | 5912382 A Nanny Moose
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Nah...AHilla the Hun

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 08:01 | 5912545 Withdrawn Sanction
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Im partial to "Killery"  ...works on so many levels.  But then, really, what difference does it make?

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 16:09 | 5911045 dexter_morgan
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Workin in IT, I kinda wonder what her disaster recovery plan was for that 'private' email server. She already says she only deleted 'personal' emails and we know she wouldn't lie, but what if her home had been destroyed in a fire, or tornado, or flood? Was it being backed up at all? Would official documents be lost?

Don't wehave Sarbanes-Oxley regulations covering this stuff? I mean I know her ilk figures laws are for everyone but them, but this whole email thing is ridiculous.

And many sheeple just say 'so what'?

frustrating.

Hillazilla vs Moochilla for the new thrilla in Manilla!

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 12:15 | 5912987 the grateful un...
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the media is making it look as though the GOP led ethics comm wants to go snooping through her personal email (its an election year isnt it?) its ironic that the president and those people around the president have more privacy that the rest of us, why dont they just ask the NSA whats in those emails?

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 08:33 | 5912592 New_Meat
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not to worry, KGB and PLAN have everything backed up.

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 15:28 | 5910878 monad
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Say, isn't Moochie bowling with Joe Dirtay's fossilized airplane turd?

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 15:11 | 5910788 dexter_morgan
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squatchy..........

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 14:25 | 5910603 large_wooden_badger
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Does this presage "Mecha" Moochella?

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 13:36 | 5910409 Whoa Dammit
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My money is on the First Assosaurus for the win!

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 13:23 | 5910356 Mike Honcho
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This stuff is just falling in your lap WB

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 14:33 | 5910623 williambanzai7
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Low hanging fruit, but I'll take it for everyone's benefit ;-)

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 01:56 | 5912343 capitallosses
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Michael is better looking than that, banzai.

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 15:52 | 5910971 Livermore Legend
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William, You are a Talented Man....

And I owe you many Good Laughs.....

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 15:50 | 5910959 Nobody For President
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There is still the 'this is awkard' hug to play with...

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 13:18 | 5910330 NoVa
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Black IS Beautiful

/s/  Don't think i need the sarc tag, but put it in there to avoid the downvoters

 

NoVa

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 08:39 | 5912576 New_Meat
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"Black IS Beautiful"

Your check is in the mail.

Sat, 03/21/2015 - 12:11 | 5912977 the grateful un...
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if youre black you can wear just about any color. its only beautiful if you accessorize it

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 13:14 | 5910322 Consuelo
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Well there was Godzilla vs. King Kong, so having a chimpout on the side of a mountain isnt' really too much of a stretch... 

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 13:03 | 5910277 kaiserhoff
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No doubt about which one is the heavy weight.

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 12:49 | 5910214 Fix It Again Timmy
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MooShella needs to take up Sumo wrestling since she has the ass for it....

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 12:47 | 5910208 Ralph Spoilsport
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Watch out Godzilla! She's armed with dietary guidelines! And MoveOn.org!

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 15:55 | 5910986 Cynthia
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Food fads and exercise fads are nothing new, but yet she is claiming credit for them. MOOchelle needs to put her ego on a diet, not just her lard ass. 

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2015/02/26/us/politics/ap-us-michelle-ob...

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 12:40 | 5910181 KnuckleDragger-X
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That's not fair, Godzilla is only a mere radioactive, fire breathing monster.....

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 12:40 | 5910179 bracemaker
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Do you think if she spreads her legs Mothra flies out?

Fri, 03/20/2015 - 12:51 | 5910227 Ralph Spoilsport
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He won't be able to see straight for a while but he'll be glad to get out.

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