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In What Is Now A Daily Tradition, The Market Breaks

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A post-open pump and dump can only mean one thing...

And so...

 

Source: BATS

 

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Mon, 03/23/2015 - 10:46 | 5917945 kowalli
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every day

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 11:03 | 5917984 GetZeeGold
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OK campers.....rise and shine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUi1PdYn5nk

 

I'm thinking of signing up for piano lessons today...

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 11:04 | 5917989 Pladizow
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Because.Assholes.Trade.Stocks?

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 11:19 | 5918026 GetZeeGold
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Yeah....but they spend all their money on tulips.

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 18:11 | 5919600 Squid-puppets a...
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'self help'   again.  im waiting for they day they let it crash. The oligarchs will be positioned to 'help themselves'

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 11:50 | 5918099 A Nanny Moose
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Don't drive angry!!! Pretty good for a quadruped

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 10:46 | 5917947 Fun Facts
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FED needs more bandwidth

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 10:49 | 5917952 LawsofPhysics
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Only one rule applies now; when fraud is the status quo, possession is the law.

 

 

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 12:44 | 5918294 KnuckleDragger-X
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It's only fraud if we do it, if they do it it's called "good economic policy".......

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 10:49 | 5917953 madbraz
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crime pays

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 11:00 | 5917980 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, but only so long as you have good protection.

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 11:47 | 5918090 Colonel Klink
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And they have the best protection money can buy.  The regulators, feral federal government, politicians, and AG.  You know, the very people who took an oath to serve and protect those who they're fucking and robbing.

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 10:51 | 5917956 Miss Expectations
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----> Self Help

----> Shelter in Place

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 11:01 | 5917958 SloMoe
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Kinda like knocking the checkerboard over when you are losing.

Oopsie...

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 10:53 | 5917964 asteroids
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Imagine that this type of activity is like someone throwing a baseball through a window. The window breaks, but it's quickly repaired. Tell me, who pays for the window? If you do it often enough, who goes broke?

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 10:58 | 5917975 adr
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That is what insurance is for.

See you break the window over and over and sell insurance to the neighbors on the fear of their windows breaking. That way every time you break your window the neighbors are paying for it through their insurance premiums. Sure you are paying a small amount all the time, but a hell of a lot less than paying for a new window every time even though yours is the only one that breaks.

EVERYTHING IS A FUCKING SCAM!!!!!

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 10:54 | 5917968 buzzsaw99
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bullish

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 10:55 | 5917970 coulous
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as good as rigged ...

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 10:57 | 5917971 Phat Stax
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As cyncism deepens, the road to revolution becomes less curvy.

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 10:58 | 5917977 Mr. Bones
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I didn't read the article, only the title.  Going to make a SWAG (scientific wild ass guess) - it just happened to be going down when it broke.

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 11:00 | 5917981 Hunter S. Thompson
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BTFB - Buy The F***ing Break

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 11:02 | 5917986 will ling
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there is no market.

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 11:27 | 5918036 gdogus erectus
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Meet my new trading algo, Bobb. Buy on BATS Breaking.

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 11:37 | 5918058 popanonymous
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Network Outage in Greenville.

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 11:37 | 5918060 popanonymous
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Network Outage in Greenville.

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 11:45 | 5918079 Colonel Klink
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They need to change the name of the system to RATS.  Because that's who we have running the exchanges.

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