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Exciting Job Opportunity: ECB Is Hiring "Fire Expert"
As demonstrated by Monday’s bail in “celebration” in Cyprus and more poignantly by the Blockupy protests in which clashes between police and protesters briefly turned Frankfurt into 1965-era Watts last Wednesday, being a central banker in Europe is becoming a dangerous job. Fortunately, you can help by joining the ECB as a “Fire Prevention And Safety Expert.” Here’s more from the central bank’s official job description:
The Security and Safety Division of the European Central Bank (ECB) operates a physical security and safety programme for the members of the ECB’s decision-making bodies, staff and visitors, as well as for valuables and the ECB’s premises. As such, it is responsible for taking all necessary measures to prevent harm to assets and staff stemming from fire and smoke…
Here are some of the things the “successful applicant” will be tasked with:
Providing expert advice on matters related to fire prevention
Implementing and executing technical and organisational fire prevention and safety measures for ECB premises
Organising and conducting regular fire safety inspections of ECB premises
Dealing with crisis management issues related to fire prevention and safety
As for qualifications, applicants should have the following:
Ideally a master’s degree in fire prevention and safety or construction, electrical or chemical engineering or other relevant field, or (i) a bachelor’s degree combined with relevant professional qualifications or four years of relevant experience in the field of fire prevention and safety or (ii) a relevant professional qualification (such as the successful completion of training to become a senior fire brigade officer (upper-level civil servant)) combined with eight years of relevant experience in fire prevention and safety;
In addition, at least three years of experience as a fire prevention/safety expert, ideally including the provision of expert advice on fire prevention, preferably related to the design of fire prevention concepts for larger (e.g. high-rise) building construction projects;
A qualification as a certified occupational safety and health expert would be a distinct advantage;
Ideally, knowledge and understanding of the key physical security systems and their interfaces with fire prevention systems (e.g. access control, intrusion detection and security management systems);
As a reminder, here was the scene last week in Frankfurt, home of the ECB's new headquarters...
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Anyone interested in applying for the ECB's Fire Safety expert position can apply here.
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Is " fire expert" code for Draghi speechwriter?
Just a typo, it should mean "firesale expert".
Just a typo, it should spell "firesale expert".
An Inglorius Basterds theater scene would be an excellent scenario for all CB's and the ***ts that populate them.
...speaking of fire...
Send in the Jackals.
Must have a felony and 5 years prison service with arsonist experience.
The best way to rob a bank is to own one!
And the best way to burn one down is with an employee ID card. Project Mayhem anyone?
should be (relitive)ly easy to find the proper candidate.
Does the Candidate also have to be able to recognize a particular form of fire, known as "Jewish Lightning", which was pervasive in NY in the early 1900s?
Gives the term Flash Mob a whole new meaning.
Are they hiring someone to start fires or put them out ?
If my understanding of the Zionist banksters' true condition is correct, the ECB is going to need "mass burial" experts.
Ditto their FedRes branch, unless one doesn't understand what the true forces behind the killings of Michael Brown and Eric Garner were.
The banksters need to repay us.
The debt must be serviced with treasure and/or blood.
You know KChris, I've been gradually, slowly but surely coming around to your thinking on banksters needing to repay us. I see what you're saying.
When one understands how fraudulent-reserve banking really works, that the banksters actually owe us is the only conclusion you can come to.
The banksters need to repay us.
Gold, silver, and/or heads gladly accepted.
Great! I'm an arsonist, I should be on top of their list.
Maybe they are concerned the printing presses will overheat when they crank them up to eleven.
"Crank the presses to ...Ludicrous speed!"
Too late, they've gone to PLAID!
I think Russia has decided to fight fire (color revolutions, etc) with fire. I think they have drawn the proper conclusions and have remedies prepared for the West's destabilisation of those nations that won't dance to the tune of the bankster NWO. Uprisings such as the recent one in Germany are never homegrown but always unfriendly state sponsored or false flag events (like Boston). This is not the first I have noticed recently. Russia is catching on, and retaliating.
They are also advertising for a lampost removal technician.
before the sheople become adept at tying a hangman's knot?
2 Jewish business owners meet at a streetcorner.
- Sorry to hear your business burned down yesterday.
- Hush! Tomorrow! I said tomorrow!
and you heard that because you are hooking at that street corner?
There's that familiar old preposition again. I think this has gone in long enough to warrant a proper dialogue. What say we cut to the chase shall we?
They can also directly nominate him on the ECB board. Seems how the Euro crisis is turning out they can definitely use an expert in deadly spreading fires.