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Bonds Shaken, Stocks Stirred; Oil & Dollar Will Die Another Day
Diamonds maybe, but Biotechs aren't forever...
Stocks tried valiantly to suggest everything is awesome today... but failed...
From Monday's open (post Quad Witching), things are not pretty...
As Biotechs bounce did not last...
Leaving the S&P unable to close green YTD...
And the world's largest stock index in the red post-QE3...
Bonds were monkey-hammered as the dollar strengthened. 30Y yields soared 13bps off today's lows... and 30Y back to unch from the FOMC.
As Bonds and Stocks recouple post-FOMC...
Swissy was unceremoniously dumped in a wonderfully linear manner...
As The Dollar V-Shape Recovered off early losses...
Gold, copper, and silver clung to gains on the day despite the resurging dollar and oil prices hald overnight Yemen gains...
Crude close up...
And USO (the Oil ETF) was all over the place with some seriously broken markets...
Now this is bizarre - NYSE TRF stopped reporting trades for all stocks except USO for a 15 second period: pic.twitter.com/2EKClfUOAF
— Eric Scott Hunsader (@nanexllc) March 26, 2015
For the anchors on CNBC - "Off The Lows" Is the new "Killing It"
All you need to know...
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Bond Girls! [brackets start now]!
Immediate #1 seeds:
- Daniella Bianchi
- Ursula Andress
- Eva Green
- TIE [Barbara Bach, Britt Eckland, Honor Blackmon].
Gotta love the bonus distraction, er chart.
If I had to choose just one.... well hell no I can't do that.
What no Octopussy?
center photo
center photo[s] ~ side by side ~ Octopussy = Maud Adams [who was also in The man With the Golden Gun]
Unless you want to go with Kristina Wayborn who said [about her tattoo]
"That's my little Octopussy"
Bond: “I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.”
Moneypenny: “You always were a cunning linguist, James.”
Left out one of the hottest Bond women of all:
http://jamesbond.wikia.com/wiki/File:Felicca_%28Olga_Bisera%29_-_Profile...
If you are a trader, buy biotechs, or however you spell it.
@headbanger
Not even close... Bisera was 3rd on the totem pole even within that movie...
Caroline Munro kicked her @ss there as well...
& also had a lead role in the erotica 'Emmanuele'
http://www.fanphobia.net/uploads/actors/2774/Caroline-Munro-in--Dr.-Jeky...
Anybody but Rosie Carver and Grace Jones
These are the chix you could get when you learn how not to lose all you money gambling in stawks
Bullish on Bond Girls.
Bomb the oil!!!! We Must Get the PRICE UP!!!!!!
1)The US economy is firing on no cylinders: all categories of durable goods orders show substantial declines
2) The optimistic thesis that cheap oil will spur US growth through consumer spending no longer is defensible
3) Oil prices are tracking the trade-weighted dollar .
When oil prices crashed late last year we argued that the net effect would be mildly negative for the US economy – terrible for capex, marginally positive for consumers. We’ve seen the beginning of a collapse in capex, but not the benefit to consumers. All categories of durable goods orders fell in February against consensus expectations, while January’s numbers were revised down substantially.
Coming off three months of declining retail sales (or flat sales ex-gasoline), the durable goods numbers put another nail in the coffin of the Federal Reserve’s recovery bubble. We’ve compared the recovery forecast to the New Guinea Cargo Cults that flourished at the end of World War II: Neolithic peoples thought that building mock airfields with straw would persuade the gods to send “cargo” back after the Americans had departed. Going through the Keynesian motions of quantitative easing has been about as effective.
"Bomb the oil!!!! We Must Get the PRICE UP!!!!!!"
Yes ~ Also [not pictured]...
Denise Richards = Christmas Jones...
Sophie Marceau = Elektra King
All the above are reasons to BUY BUY BUY if you're a PINKO FASCIST COMMIE!
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Vespa bottom right
???
Vespa = Eva Green
who is eva green?
Chick bottom right that looks like dita Von Teese
also the 1 who will get naked and bang JB in full-on porn-style sex scene, like she does in all her movies.
she gets my vote
claudine auger = #2
Yemen - Yellen / Potato - Potata..................Zzzzzz
All this means West Virginia is going to win.
I like pussy galore!
Pussy Galore = Honor Blackmon
I really like these daily round ups.
But today I spent more time looking at the ladies then the roundup.
Much more time.
"not that there's anything wrong with that"
Where's Klebb?
Is the bonus chart a line up for the next DEA/Cartel cocaine party?
Honey Ryder, Holly Goodhead, Octopussy...
Were the early writers for real?
Hell yeah!
"Ah ma AZ ova" - good one!
"Dr", Holly Goodhead to YOU... You damn 'misogynist'!
@War Pont ~ You forgot 'Xenia Onatopp' [who was played by Famke Janssen, & who later went on to be featured in all 3 'TAKEN' movies]
She's not even pictured up top
she wasnt the bond girl, but the villain. still my fave tho
True... But Izabella Scorupco had it going on too...
Tiffany Case....worst Bond girl in worst Bond plot line ever....except for the ridiculous Teasury bond farce of course.
Jill St. John = phony cheesepopette [with phony wigs]
Don't forget "Allota Fagina" from Austin Powers...
The USDX is going to get "pimp slapped" tomorrow morning...
Re: biotechs -- Plans to use Cramer's Twitter as a contraindicator have a fatal flaw: they require someone to actually follow him ... and read all his tweets. No level of profit can justify that amount of human suffering.
Do you expect me to rise?
No Mr. Market, I expect you to die.
Live & Let Die = Jane Seymour
Definitely a hottie "Back in the Day" ~ But she went on to do the stupid fucking ass "Kay JEWelers" open heart diamond collection that's the ugliest piece of fucking JEWelry of all time... Looks like 2 Kardashians ASSES '69ing together in an incestual lesbian orgy, & only a classless JAP mafia wife would be interested in having in her collection...
My sharks are hungry. Thanks for hanging around, Mr Bond.
Globalisation Martini, shaken never stirred. Winks
Wait... three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel...
You fucking don't know anything, do you? ~ lol
Grew up with people in the the Cleveland, OH FED. Thats why we mock the new zero's, NIRP launching cunts for policy reasons. They would of been shot or killed under the present Federal Reserve Board collective money laundering bullshit.
My Dad Is Dead - Force Feed
that depends on what your definition of the work live is
Johnny Dangerously: The name's Dangerously. Johnny Dangerously.
Lil: Did you know you're last name is an adverb
Hey as long as banksters got their bonus and could post a good 401k report, that's all that really matters.
Enjoying the little things: Nice to see the phrase "monkey-hammered" used when not referring to PMs, hah. Also... Stacey Sutton.
http://www.maxkeiser.com/2015/03/another-oligarch-preaches-to-the-peasan...
Wasnt there charts in there somewhere...pussy galore lol, still too fuckin funny.
Thoughts on the movie itself aside, I always considered "Drax" from Moonraker to be one of the most underrated Bond villains.
nice well trained Dobermans
Go ahead, short the hole. The noob GS traders need your money.
Hubba hubba hubba.
I'll bet a wooden nickle that the gold price will be at least $15 lower by closing time tomorrow.
Does that make Yellen a "Bond" Girl since a lot of what she says affects bonds?
There are still a lot of bondage girls I'd like to tie up.