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Bonds Shaken, Stocks Stirred; Oil & Dollar Will Die Another Day

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Diamonds maybe, but Biotechs aren't forever...

 

Stocks tried valiantly to suggest everything is awesome today... but failed...

 

From Monday's open (post Quad Witching), things are not pretty...

 

As Biotechs bounce did not last...

 

Leaving the S&P unable to close green YTD...

 

And the world's largest stock index in the red post-QE3...

 

Bonds were monkey-hammered as the dollar strengthened. 30Y yields soared 13bps off today's lows... and 30Y back to unch from the FOMC.

 

As Bonds and Stocks recouple post-FOMC...

 

Swissy was unceremoniously dumped in a wonderfully linear manner...

 

As The Dollar V-Shape Recovered off early losses...

 

Gold, copper, and silver clung to gains on the day despite the resurging dollar and oil prices hald overnight Yemen gains...

 

Crude close up...

 

And USO (the Oil ETF) was all over the place with some seriously broken markets...

For the anchors on CNBC - "Off The Lows" Is the new "Killing It"

All you need to know...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

Bonus Chart: "Distraction"

 

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Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:12 | 5930790 Thirst Mutilator
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Bond Girls! [brackets start now]!

 

Immediate #1 seeds:

 

- Daniella Bianchi

- Ursula Andress

- Eva Green

- TIE [Barbara Bach, Britt Eckland, Honor Blackmon].

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:16 | 5930848 PartysOver
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Gotta love the bonus distraction, er chart.

If I had to choose just one.... well hell no I can't do that.

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:18 | 5930868 TruxtonSpangler
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What no Octopussy?

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:24 | 5930899 NoDecaf
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center photo

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:41 | 5930972 Thirst Mutilator
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center photo[s] ~ side by side ~ Octopussy = Maud Adams [who was also in The man With the Golden Gun]

 

Unless you want to go with Kristina Wayborn who said [about her tattoo]

 

"That's my little Octopussy"

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:45 | 5931026 Took Red Pill
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Bond: “I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.”
Moneypenny: “You always were a cunning linguist, James.”

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:14 | 5931174 Headbanger
Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:24 | 5931220 flacon
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If you are a trader, buy biotechs, or however you spell it. 

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:38 | 5931272 Thirst Mutilator
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@headbanger

 

Not even close... Bisera was 3rd on the totem pole even within that movie...

 

Caroline Munro kicked her @ss there as well...

 

& also had a lead role in the erotica 'Emmanuele'

 

http://www.fanphobia.net/uploads/actors/2774/Caroline-Munro-in--Dr.-Jeky...

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 20:57 | 5932014 franciscopendergrass
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Anybody but Rosie Carver and Grace Jones

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:19 | 5930870 Rainman
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These are the chix you could get when you learn how not to lose all you money gambling in stawks

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 20:58 | 5932015 franciscopendergrass
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Bullish on Bond Girls. 

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:20 | 5930876 dimwitted economist
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Bomb the oil!!!! We Must Get the PRICE UP!!!!!!

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:35 | 5930965 Max Steel
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1)The US economy is firing on no cylinders: all categories of durable goods orders show substantial declines
2) The optimistic thesis that cheap oil will spur US growth through consumer spending no longer is defensible
3) Oil prices are tracking the trade-weighted dollar .

When oil prices crashed late last year we argued that the net effect would be mildly negative for the US economy – terrible for capex, marginally positive for consumers. We’ve seen the beginning of a collapse in capex, but not the benefit to consumers. All categories of durable goods orders fell in February against consensus expectations, while January’s numbers were revised down substantially.

Coming off three months of declining retail sales (or flat sales ex-gasoline), the durable goods numbers put another nail in the coffin of the Federal Reserve’s recovery bubble. We’ve compared the recovery forecast to the New Guinea Cargo Cults that flourished at the end of World War II: Neolithic peoples thought that building mock airfields with straw would persuade the gods to send “cargo” back after the Americans had departed. Going through the Keynesian motions of quantitative easing has been about as effective.

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:51 | 5931054 Thirst Mutilator
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 "Bomb the oil!!!! We Must Get the PRICE UP!!!!!!"

 

Yes ~ Also [not pictured]...

 

Denise Richards = Christmas Jones...

Sophie Marceau = Elektra King

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 21:07 | 5932039 LooseLee
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All the above are reasons to BUY BUY BUY if you're a PINKO FASCIST COMMIE!

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 23:03 | 5932392 one_hundred
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Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:08 | 5930807 stant
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Vespa bottom right

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:10 | 5930818 kowalli
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???

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:12 | 5930827 Thirst Mutilator
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Vespa = Eva Green

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:14 | 5930840 kowalli
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who is eva green?

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:18 | 5930862 stant
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Chick bottom right that looks like dita Von Teese

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:28 | 5930896 Wait What
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also the 1 who will get naked and bang JB in full-on porn-style sex scene, like she does in all her movies.

she gets my vote

claudine auger = #2

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:12 | 5930829 ukspreads
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Yemen - Yellen / Potato - Potata..................Zzzzzz

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:09 | 5930812 heisenberg991
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All this means West Virginia is going to win.

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:11 | 5930822 mtndds
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I like pussy galore!

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:12 | 5930830 Thirst Mutilator
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Pussy Galore = Honor Blackmon

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:16 | 5930854 McRocket
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I really like these daily round ups.

But today I spent more time looking at the ladies then the roundup.

Much more time.

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:30 | 5930934 Wait What
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"not that there's anything wrong with that"

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:18 | 5930869 Bastiat
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Where's Klebb?

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:21 | 5930884 DetectiveStern
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Is the bonus chart a line up for the next DEA/Cartel cocaine party?

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:24 | 5930897 mademesmile
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Honey Ryder, Holly Goodhead, Octopussy...

Were the early writers for real?

 

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:31 | 5930938 The man with po...
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Hell yeah!

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:36 | 5930968 WarPony
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"Ah ma AZ ova" - good one!

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:47 | 5931014 Thirst Mutilator
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"Dr", Holly Goodhead to YOU... You damn 'misogynist'!

 

@War Pont ~ You forgot 'Xenia Onatopp' [who was played by Famke Janssen, & who later went on to be featured in all 3 'TAKEN' movies]

 

She's not even pictured up top

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:11 | 5931168 Tin Hat Salesman
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she wasnt the bond girl, but the villain. still my fave tho

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:24 | 5931216 Thirst Mutilator
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True... But Izabella Scorupco had it going on too...

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 18:01 | 5931300 SheepDog-One
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Tiffany Case....worst Bond girl in worst Bond plot line ever....except for the ridiculous Teasury bond farce of course.

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 18:09 | 5931392 Thirst Mutilator
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Jill St. John = phony cheesepopette [with phony wigs]

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:02 | 5931118 ebworthen
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Don't forget "Allota Fagina" from Austin Powers...

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:27 | 5930907 Yen Cross
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  The USDX is going to get "pimp slapped" tomorrow morning...

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:36 | 5930971 Keltner Channel Surf
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Re:  biotechs --    Plans to use Cramer's Twitter as a contraindicator have a fatal flaw:  they require someone to actually follow him ... and read all his tweets.  No level of profit can justify that amount of human suffering.

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:43 | 5931016 pakled
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Do you expect me to rise?

 

No Mr. Market, I expect you to die.

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:27 | 5931086 Thirst Mutilator
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Live & Let Die = Jane Seymour

 

Definitely a hottie "Back in the Day" ~ But she went on to do the stupid fucking ass "Kay JEWelers" open heart diamond collection that's the ugliest piece of fucking JEWelry of all time... Looks like 2 Kardashians ASSES '69ing together in an incestual lesbian orgy,  & only a classless JAP mafia wife would be interested in having in her collection...

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:03 | 5931120 lakecity55
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My sharks are hungry. Thanks for hanging around, Mr Bond.

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 16:54 | 5931080 Atomizer
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Globalisation Martini, shaken never stirred. Winks

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:12 | 5931100 Thirst Mutilator
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Wait... three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel...

 

You fucking don't know anything, do you? ~ lol

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:49 | 5931183 Atomizer
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Grew up with people in the the Cleveland, OH FED. Thats why we mock the new zero's, NIRP launching cunts for policy reasons. They would of been shot or killed under the present Federal Reserve Board collective money laundering bullshit.

 

My Dad Is Dead - Force Feed

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:07 | 5931146 ted41776
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that depends on what your definition of the work live is

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:44 | 5931294 Thirst Mutilator
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Johnny Dangerously: The name's Dangerously. Johnny Dangerously.

Lil: Did you know you're last name is an adverb

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:21 | 5931201 SheepDog-One
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Hey as long as banksters got their bonus and could post a good 401k report, that's all that really matters.

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:26 | 5931213 balanced
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Enjoying the little things: Nice to see the phrase "monkey-hammered" used when not referring to PMs, hah. Also... Stacey Sutton.

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:28 | 5931237 indaknow
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Wasnt there charts in there somewhere...pussy galore lol, still too fuckin funny.

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 17:57 | 5931354 commishbob
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Thoughts on the movie itself aside, I always considered "Drax" from Moonraker to be one of the most underrated Bond villains. 

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 18:10 | 5931401 Thirst Mutilator
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nice well trained Dobermans

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 18:06 | 5931380 Jstanley011
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Go ahead, short the hole. The noob GS traders need your money.

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 20:18 | 5931885 lakecity55
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Hubba hubba hubba.

 

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 20:26 | 5931910 Jungle Jim
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I'll bet a wooden nickle that the gold price will be at least $15 lower by closing time tomorrow.

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 20:58 | 5932016 franciscopendergrass
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Does that make Yellen a "Bond" Girl since a lot of what she says affects bonds?

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 09:17 | 5933269 SilvertonguedAngel
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There are still a lot of bondage girls I'd like to tie up.

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