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There are 2 Irans -typo? Did you mean Iraq?
I did it intentionally.
ISIS goes all the way!!
William, your very, very best ever. Cruz & his wife that's a Goldman V.P., matter of fact looks a bit like.....
And then taking that famous Truman/Dewey and substituting Speigle and puting you know who's head on Truman. Luckily I didn't have a beverage in my hand.
Did the Kurds and the Coptics only make the NIT?
Looks like you're bracket got busted by ISIS.
Don't fee bad, Charles Barkley still thinks Kentucky will take them all out.
The best part is the public service advertisements by Israel telling everyone to bomb responsibly.
Dubai didn't make the tournament? Give them the consolation prize of world's busiest airport so the troops have a place to unload.
As far as the Shia League, it looks like Yemen might be taken out of the running early. Syria's been having trouble for a while, and Iran looks like the easy winner; and the Eastern League is hedging its' bets now..
http://www.blacklistednews.com/Yemen_Ground_Invasion_By_Saudi%2C_Egyptia...
(NOTE the source, Tyler!)
On the Sunni side, Saudi Arabia is the obvious front-runner here, scoring more points in the Western League than any other contender so far.
The championship game's gonna be a real slaughter.
It's O.K., though, because Israel DOES, NOT, HAVE, nuclear weapons. (Oh shit, I guess they do, after all!)
http://www.thenation.com/blog/202129/its-official-pentagon-finally-admit...
What do they have to say about hiding this fact for about 30 years?
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/Blogs/Message.aspx/6884#.VRStaWc5CM8
MOSSAD HATES being called 'Mossad'. They prefer 'the Israeli State Intelligence Service', or 'I.S.I.S.', William.
Yeah, it's all Israel's fault that Sunni/Shia Muslims kill each other, along with Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, and anyone else who doesn't belong to their particular sect of Islamo-nutcasism. Every time a Muslim murders his daughter or sister (because she wore lipstick, or showed her ankles in public), it's because Israel commanded him to do it. Same for mutiliating their daughters' genitals - it's all because of Israel.
Mossad is amazing. Wave a magic wand, and Muslims start beheading people or detonate their suicide vests. Funny that magic power doesn't affect anyone else, though. I guess the Muslims have a wifi antenna built into their brains so that only they pick up the "kill kill kill" signal, while everyone else seems to be immune.
Oh, a brainwashed foil. Quotable quotes from the Chosen People, watch this before they "pull it", to quote Larry Silverstein:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TFnowRN0fg
Pull it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p34XrI2Fm6I
Motto of Mossad: http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img661/4721/rhc2o7.png
So the best way to hurt those nasty Jews (as they say) is to kill as many Jew inspired Jihadists as possible until there are none left.That will show those Jewish masterminds - when all their islamist puppets are killed off. Welcome to ZH.
I'd bet that 80-90% of all the slaughter the world has suffered in the past 100 years has the talmud at its epicenter. Slaughtering 100's of millions for some fairy tale.
I dont think the Bolsheviks or the Maos gave a hoot about the Talmud. Bolshevik Jews were god haters as I think they are today.
The Bolsheviks and Mao were both sponsored and led by the talmudic warlords. There is nothing religious nor spiritual about the talmudicks. Just a superiority complex wherein they believe all others are cattle to be used and abused and pillaged.
They Talmudic warlords may have read the Talmud when young but they did not recognize the God of the Talmud (an antiGod document, anyway). Marx and Engels read the Bible, as evangelicals when young, but the rejected that God and wrote the Communist Manifesto. The Jews were hated by the Tsars so they would be first in line to overthrow a backslidden Russian Orthodox Tsars.
Circumsision has several health and social benefits; not the least of which is desensitizing the head of the penis as an adult so that the male can last far longer, thus fully pleasing the female.
Having a MOYLE come by the house and perform the circumcision, followed by sucking the blood out of the wound of a male infant's penis, is really, really FUCKING SICK (GROSS, DISGUSTING, PEDOPHELIAC, HOMO-PEDOPHELIAC, HOMO-VAMPIRICAL). I'd like to hear how the Kike Gyp homos who troll this site from Haifa and Alexandria would care to respond about THIS 'Talmudic tradition' in defense of this act of total debasement.
You know you are having a positive effect when you piss off those ilk ('Paraquat' comes to mind in particular right now), William.
HOW DARE YOU criticise 'Israelis' and MOSSAD? I suppose the NEXT, you're gonna piss off the POPE! <sarc>
A less sensitive penis? Holy shit, what an incredible benefit! That totally justifies strapping down a baby and slicing half the skin off of its dick. Too bad those damn barbaric kikes haven't learned to do it the right way.
The dark side of the Force is powerful in this one, I see.
Relax, Benny, and take a chill pill!
As the infant screams in pain, the Moyle puts his mouth on the infant's penis, adding the salty saliva to the wound. The more the infant scrams, the harder he sucks, until the infant passes out with pain.
YEAH. THAT'LL teach the little bastard!
The MOYLE, satisfied that he has done his job, pulls off, wiping his beard clean and licking his fingers. Straightening his Yamuka, he turns to the terrified parents and says, 'Your son will now be able to cope with all of life's pains.' Hiding his small erect penis under his 'traditional' garments, he shuffles out, heading for the next apartment in the tenement building.
Actually, I was also thinking about the total lack of SMEGMA, and he ease of cleaning this part of the male anatomy, 'Grimnir', but if you wish to defend this sadistic, vampirical, and child-abusive homosexual practice of MOYLES and other KIKES, please feel free to tell everyone how you really feel, and why it is 'acceptable' in ANY society.
Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo
William,
Time to unleash the Capitalist in you. I want a T-Shirt. How's $19.99 sound?
I used (ever notice that used and sued are similar) to do T-Shirts on zazzle. They are still there. The problem with zazzle is (a) they are copyright pussies (some will recall they forced me to pull down a T-Shirt that parodies the NSA simply because it referred to the NSA) and (b) their community guidelines which are totally PC.
Later, the NSA conceded that it never had any right to assert an IP claim on its logo. Something any non-lawyer with google could have figured out.
Recently they notified me that a picture of the symbol Pi violates a trademark. Ridiculous.
Now if anyone knows of a decent print on demand T-Shirt outfit that will not give me these hassles I am all ears.
Rating: Awesome.
I'd bet that there are way more people concerned about "March Madness" than Banzai's war bracket.
Gambling alone is supposed to exceed 10 billion this year on just the men's tournament. The non-profit NCAA will get something like 800 million but if any of the players get paid a dime that would be a "slippery slope" that sends the "wrong message".
How fucked up is this? This world is mental.
One hell of a racket.
http://wbai.org/server-archive.html
Gary Null Show
Thursday, March 26, 2015 12:00 pm
I stocked up on my long term rice supplies today. I'm going to wait till I see the mushroom clouds in LA before I stop by the Getty to pick up the Van Goghs on my way to Catalina.
Catalina SUCKS. The city of Avalon is within Los Angeles County. The Ithsmus is better, I suppose (but I haven't been to this island since 1978).
SHIT. They built an elementary school there! So much for THAT place...
if you want art, head for the Huntington Library and art gallery (in San Marino).
If you want to LIVE, get the hell OUT of California.
Its OK if you are a seal.
I hope your rice isn't from Fukushima. I'm sure the label is honest . . .
Nah, that rice is used to make sake...
You forgot Pakistan you leftist freak
https://news.yahoo.com/pakistan-says-respond-threat-saudi-arabia-1648016...
They got disqualified for unwahabilike conduct
India and China in background. Lots of nervous player here and any mistake....
China is definitely very concerned about this stuff.
I expect Iran to do some real sabre-rattling now the the DoD released thier report (from the 80's) on the Israeli nuke facility. Ostensibly, this was done in response to Netenyahu addressing Congress. President Stompy Feet knows how to throw a fit...
Will their God or our god, aka Dear Leader, preordain the bracket winners?
As far as 'ordinary' people are concerned, there are no winners.
Just some lose more than others.
The only winners are banksters and their hangers-on.
As for gods, there's a large number to choose from, if you find the need.
Wow - absolute genius - nice work William!
Truly inspired, William.
The days of our lives.
Ha, Morrocco past the 1st round, puhlease!
Ides of march madness
I need a program to keep track of the players.
Would love to see Netanyahu's bracket. I know, I know, that's cheating.
Wonder what the CIA paid for sponsorship?
"Wonder what the CIA paid for sponsorship?"
18.2 trillion fedscrips, and a tract of land in NYC that used to be named the 'World Trade Center Complex', and a ship named the 'U.S.S. Liberty', and 58,000 or so 'children of the sun' murdered/killed/sacrificed in a war in Vietnam, and some gulf war veterans with 'Gulf War Syndrome', and some LSD drug experiments on troops, civilians, and OTHERS in the 1960's, and the overthrows of multiple governments over the years, and...
"WE'RE MORE EVIL THAN YOU ARE! NANNY NANNY BOO BOO!"
(Bibi is sitting on the sidelines, led by his cheerleaders at AIPAC, saying, "Well, maybe. But what if Iran got a nuclear weapon? Would you let us take a first strike on them?")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNf5-cxCtSs
THAT's some shit, huh?
This is a classic. Brilliant concept. Except I would have Israel on one side alone versus all of the goy arab states until the final end game.