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Middle East Geopolitical Relationships Simplified

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Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:35 | 5935781 FieldingMellish
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Ahem... you're missing one.

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:50 | 5935829 Stuck on Zero
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Many ...

They're rioting in Africa
They're starving in Spain
There's hurricanes in Florida and Texas needs rain

The whole world is festering with unhappy souls
The French hate the Germans
The Germans hate the Poles

Italians hate Yugoslavs
South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much

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Fri, 03/27/2015 - 20:42 | 5935972 SWRichmond
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Diagram shows a great place to sell weapons.  MIC for the win!

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 21:56 | 5936087 balolalo
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World War 3 Update
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Active participants:
- Iraq
- Afghanistan
- Ukraine
- Syria
- Lybia
- Egypt
- Tunisia
- Turkey
- Sudan
- Nigeria
- Saudi Arabia
- Yemen
- Oman
- Iran
- Qatar
- U.A.E.
- Russia
- United States
- Pakistan
- Palestine / Israel
- NATO

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 06:33 | 5936563 rygar
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you forgot Poland!

       - B.C.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 06:53 | 5936575 Motasaurus
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And London, who are financing the lot.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 08:46 | 5936656 kananga
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Don't forget the mouthy Lithuanians. They've been barking all winter, they must be eager for some action.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 12:26 | 5936989 Manthong
Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:50 | 5935830 kaiserhoff
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Yada, yada, enough mit chu kvetching.

  Yids, will be yids;)

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:50 | 5935831 max2205
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In fishing terms that's quite a birds nest 

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 20:46 | 5935983 Ness.
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LOL.  Baitcaster gone wild.  You know that only happens when the fish are bittin'.  

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 20:40 | 5935966 HowdyDoody
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Somebody has wiped Israel off the map.

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 21:26 | 5936046 cornfritter
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A lot of this was set in motion before the establishment of the state of Israel.  For people w/o ADD and interested in the history, visit the link below.  Henderson gives a survey from The British East India Co. establishment of Kuwait in 1776, forward. A veritable whos who, and ofcourse everyones favorite banking dynasty.  City of London shoulda been on that map in BOLD.  Note how proffered history always ties back to the attack dog's house, and not the puppet masters :-(

The article below, though definitely more insightful and historically interesting, is even more complex.  Still, most here will recognize many of the same players of old.

https://hendersonlefthook.wordpress.com/2015/03/26/gulf-cooperation-coun...

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 20:53 | 5935997 blowing winter
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Fri, 03/27/2015 - 22:00 | 5936110 fel.temp.reparatio
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...who's winter?

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 02:12 | 5936447 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Ahem... you're missing one."

True. It starts with an "IS" and ends with an "EL".

It's actually missing a 2nd one, the one with whom all the blame lies, no matter what happens: "Putin/Russia". ;-) ;-)

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:35 | 5935784 taketheredpill
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At first I thought it was a map connecting K-street and Congress.

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:52 | 5935838 max2205
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If there is a vagina under there you may want to wax it....

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 20:21 | 5935919 Truther
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Better yet, connecting congress to the central bank.

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:37 | 5935788 no more banksters
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Yes, very simple. It's all clear now.

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:38 | 5935790 kowalli
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You need to know about oil only and usa will come for it...

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:41 | 5935800 Stlouiemike
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Looks like a circle jerk.

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:43 | 5935810 Who was that ma...
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I knew that.

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:45 | 5935814 kaiserhoff
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<<<<<  Hair net

<<<<<  Fur ball

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:45 | 5935817 are we there yet
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The map is random.  In it the US is friends with Iran, and saudi arabia is friends with ISIS. The rest of the fake map is goofy.

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:47 | 5935824 Senduko
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So is this how I get to white castle?

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:48 | 5935826 Who was that ma...
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With different names, it looks like what all my wife's friends think about one another.

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:59 | 5935847 New American Re...
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It is Duplicity in the Middle East that makes this map difficult, because nothing in the way of relationships and national objectives is ever clear as there are always two heads to everything.  It is not enough to hear what is said nor what actions are taken, but one must dig to find each countries root cause and objective, afterwhich the truth you discover must correspond with the results.   When taken in such a view, the center of Islamic terror is Saudi Arabia not Iran, and while Israel is the Saudi's pimp, America is both their fool, and cheaply bought at that.  Not a very attractive or conceivable result, but when you scrape away all the bullshit, this is what you find if you are being totally objective with yourself and the data. WW Fawell, www.electanewcongress.com; www.scienceofliberty.us

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 20:46 | 5935982 gonetogalt
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Good luck with that shit, the only ballots that could ever count at this point are copper jacketed lead, paper is so 20th century.

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:56 | 5935850 Mister Delicious
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those relationships are themselves the project of American World Policing - for oil, for the MIC, and for Ersatz Israel.

http://www.historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=western_support_for_islam...

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 00:01 | 5936317 dsty
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Only a muzzie could hate Israel as much as you.

bang away.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 16:16 | 5937600 Mister Delicious
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"muzzie" sounds like a term of group hate.... but I'm sure you think that doesn't count.

http://www.outlookafghanistan.net/international_detail.php?post_id=11882

cookie?

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 19:58 | 5935853 knukles
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OK....  But who is on whose side is not answered by who is friending whom on Whobook, especially since Palestine and Israel were befriended for sake of clarity  .....

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 20:07 | 5935876 kaiserhoff
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Since you brought it up, Swami, wut's up with the millennials?

How can any group reproduce, when the guys gossip on the phone more than the chicks?

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 18:30 | 5937867 knukles
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Well, the chick some places (like Japan) be complaining' that the guys are no longer interested in poontang.  Like playin' them games and sports too much.  Some of that here, too.  But WTF.  Maybe they're reaching the nominal transition point found in all bio-systems where reproduction scales back under duress of environmental pressures ... like living in mom's basement stuff.  It's old hat.  Studies for example of mice... when they get to be too many, stop breeding within confined spaces.  Cum si cum sa.

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Fri, 03/27/2015 - 20:01 | 5935861 A Lunatic
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Weird, those same lines coincide with Predator drone flight patterns.......

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 20:15 | 5935896 jldpc
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Find the false sentence:

Mullahs teach love and respect for all other peoples

Mullahs teach hate of other Muslims

Mullahs teach hate of Christians

Mullahs teach hate of Jews

Young Muslim men respect female choice in all things

 Muslims are outspoken advocates of individual personal freedoms

Muslims respect religious plurality

Muslims preach, respect, and live non-violence in all things

Muslims support free and open democratic representational political processes for all

Nuclear armed Iran will never be radical and threaten to use them to obtain a religious outcome against other countries, e.g., USA, or groups, e.g., Jews

Nuclear armed Iran will never be taken over by radicals and threaten to use nuclear weapons to close the oil sea routes

Nuclear armed Iran will obliterate most of the 5th fleet for cause as they see it and Obama (or successor neo-liberals) will not retaliate in kind on some humanitarian pretense

Nuclear armed Iran will never support radical suicide bombers by giving them portable man-pack nukes to achieve a religious or political purpose

Nuclear armed Iran will never lose track and lose complete security of any of its small nuclear weapons (after they build and stockpile them)

Nuclear armed Iran can be counted on at all times to act rational, i.e., not risk its own destruction from retaliating enemies, whether religious (Israel or even Sunni v Shia) or economic who decide they have to be eliminated for cause

Nuclear armed Iran will not proliferate weapons to raise other Shia groups to higher military or blackmail status as threats to Sunni groups or countries

The thousand three-hundred year hate-a-thon between Shia and Sunni will be calmer and safer for all of the rest us when both sides have numerous nuclear devices to mutually threaten each other  

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 20:19 | 5935915 Truther
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Found it. Number 89... I think

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 20:51 | 5935993 gonetogalt
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JLDPC...watch faux news,,,much?

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 21:55 | 5936097 fel.temp.reparatio
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"TV has become nothing more than the Petri dish where this country grows its idiots!" - Becker, played by Ted Danson

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 00:18 | 5936343 Augustus
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gonetogalt,

Fox has the good taste to not show the beheading videos.

You will have to tune in somewhere else to get your thrills.

BTW, when your goats give birth, how many of the kids do you call junior?

Fri, 03/27/2015 - 20:43 | 5935973 gregga777
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The first sentence is the false sentence.

"Find the false sentence:", is false, because it's wording implies that there is One and only One false sentence. Whereas all of the following sentences are false.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 00:03 | 5936323 dsty
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I see Obama's face in that diagram

His eyes are wild and he has an evil grin.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 14:06 | 5937293 Arnold
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Not content to be Mahdi in waiting, POTUS has become Shiva.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 00:46 | 5936376 dogismycopilot
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Don't worry. Even the fucking guys fighting in the Middle East are confused and going home now.

3 militias quit Iraqi siege of Daesh over US air role

http://gulfnews.com/news/mena/iraq/3-militias-quit-iraqi-siege-of-daesh-...

 

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 02:19 | 5936450 Kirk2NCC1701
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If I had to live there (in MENA), I'd be super cranky all the time also.

Only swims in De Nial, long showers, sex and alcohol could alleviate said condition, IMO.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 09:53 | 5936566 RaceToTheBottom
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The reason it is complex is because friend and foe are insignificant.  Should show have energy, don't have energy, or have oil, don't have oil

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 06:46 | 5936571 frivolous_spend...
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Note: That Isreal is discounted for the obvious sake; Isreal is responcible for evey War on the map AND the fact that a Jew created the map. Shalom

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 08:47 | 5936657 Septicus Maximus
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Learn how to spell you stupid cunt

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 06:46 | 5936572 frivolous_spend...
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Note: That Isreal is discounted for the obvious sake; Isreal is responcible for evey War on the map AND the fact that a Jew created the map. Shalom

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 16:15 | 5939859 StolenFuture
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It's an absolutely shitty graph, designed to confuse rather than enlighten. I realize that's the point, but if the author wanted the graph to be helpful, he would have arranged all of the countries in a circle and created colored lines.

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